r/mildlyinfuriating • • 7h ago

Ruined by Technology When we’re not looking, Alexa displays the wrong time. I finally caught her on video.

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u/lessthanmoreorless 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MQCBDsyAFbEBO
Before he got that on video

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u/edsavage404 6h ago

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u/xman_xander 5h ago

Bernie…

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u/lil_chungy 4h ago

Dont bernie me! THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!!!!!!!!!

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u/moonchylde 1h ago

GUILTY I SAY GUILTY!!!

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u/Thicc-Pitch 1h ago

YOU CAN SEE IT ON HIS SMUG LITTLE FACE!!

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u/xman_xander 6h ago

“You see?!… what you don’t see?”

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u/emojisarefunny 4h ago

Right... THERE. RIGHT THERE 👁👄👁

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u/ninja1470 3h ago

“WAIT WAIT!… RIGHT… THERE! Right as I’m sitting down.”

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u/RocMerc 7h ago

Sneaking up on an Alexa is fucking hilarious

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u/Narradisall 7h ago

Yeah but that bitch is always listening to you and talking about you behind your back to her boss. So turn about is fair play!

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u/sharthunter 6h ago

She is also always watching. Alexa has full access to the cameras on the devices its installed on

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u/NappyDougOut 5h ago

If you think that's bad, wait until you see what google phones do... Many have lidar in them that can tell when you're on the toilet browsing Reddi... Uh TikTok.

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi 4h ago

google phones do

All connected devices are spying on you at all times even those that pretend otherwise.

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 3h ago

You can max out your privacy settings and reduce the amount of data they get from you

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u/tsardonicpseudonomi 2h ago

Privacy settings are a lot like Snapchat nudes. Snapchat messages don't get deleted instantly -- people in the conversation are just unable to view them. The content still exists on Snapchat's servers.

Privacy settings without binding legal safeguards are meaningless. Don't think any particular company is good. They're all devouring your data and utilizing it for their own ends and to profit.

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u/ypapruoy 5h ago

I just call my local FBI office when I'm on the shitter.

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u/ZooAreYou 4h ago

Why the hell anyone would allow this in their home baffles me.

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u/gorginhanson 6h ago

The robots are already planning Judgment day

The time thing is to throw people off

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u/Turtleknuckle 5h ago

Quantum phenomenon.

The clock state is undetermined until it is observed.

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u/powie981 3h ago

Schrödinger's Alexa

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u/Pumpkin_Cheap 7h ago

Am I the only asshole thinking its just a screensaver made to look like a clock?

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u/Bright-Pilot-3970 7h ago

No that’s exactly what I thought. I just assume it plays random things or the 7am if nothing else is selected.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 6h ago

Or maybe it just sleeps from the last time it was used

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u/Haifisch2112 7h ago

It was in sleep mode and still had the last time displayed on it before it went into sleep mode.

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u/Tom_Ace2 7h ago

What's the point of showing the wrong time then? Why not just show nothing?

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u/TSM- YELLOW 6h ago

Bug or oversight. It is not updating the time when it is in sleep mode but the screen is still on. Perhaps sleep mode stops it from adjusting the display time value because the screen used to be off. Then they decided they wanted to keep the screen on to show it was still powered or to show some wallpaper or something, and someone didn't notice that this would sometimes show the clock and not update it.

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u/mashmaker86 6h ago

This sounds like a legitimate bug to me. Adhoc, but valid. No tester would allow that to pass.

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u/JunkyardTornado 6h ago

Tester wont pass it? Maybe. Management tells them to push? Likely

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u/5tigma 6h ago

Busy using those precious processor cycles for surveillance…

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u/WallBurnt 6h ago edited 6h ago

Screen savers exist to keep from burning images into a screen. It works by making sure all the pixels on the screen don't stay static for too long.

This is the exact opposite of what a screen saver does.

But most screens we use now don't need screen savers.

Edit: Added "most" because of OLEDs.

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u/Turnip-Toffee 6h ago

oleds do benefit from burn in protection again, but you might as well just turn them off completely when not in use, so screensavers still aren't useful

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u/clearhit 6h ago

Wait that's why they are called screen savers

...I always just thought it was for aesthetics

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u/No-Mouse 6h ago

Aesthetics are still part of it, because otherwise they could just as well display random noise. No need for anything fancy.

The reason we have screen savers at all is to prevent burn-in. The reason we have so many cool ones is aesthetics (and, probably, bored programmers).

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u/branks4nothing 3h ago

society peaked with flying toasters and it's been downhill ever since

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea1157 6h ago

oleds kinda do, samsung actually has a feature (im sure other brands as well) where the items in the top menu bar always move around a couple pixels in the x and y to prevent burn in

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u/sillyluci4 7h ago

why’d you sneak up like she was gonna pounce at you 😭😭

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u/notworkingghost 6h ago

I got scared. I replaced her twin sister in the kitchen, and she knows she’s next. I don’t know what she’s capable of.

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u/Vondarrien 5h ago

What’d you replace her with?

I hate Amazon for pulling a bait and switch with the Echo Show showing constant ads now. Been researching the HomePod to replace mine.

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u/SoulWager 5h ago

At least get something that you actually control, like home assistant instead of something on the cloud.

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u/Hezron_ruth 7h ago

Experience.

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u/SvenBubbleman 7h ago

I have a smart air purifier in my basement, that I've set to have the light display off. Sometimes when I come down the stairs it's on and quickly turns off when I look at it.

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u/coupl4nd 6h ago

there's a horror movie in here somewhere.. it's probably on because it's been chatting to the dryer.

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u/BZLuck 6h ago

Telling the smart fridge to spoil your milk, so you get sick and have to stay home and... pay more attention to them.

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u/Robby_Digital 6h ago

Have you met Alexa? She's a sneaky ass bitch

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u/Flat-Local-7818 7h ago

That sneaky bitch

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u/Refun712 7h ago

I never cared for her personally.

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u/6unearthed6crafter6 6h ago

This is such a tame thing, but the way it is filmed makes me think of horror movies about rogue AIs

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u/tsukumoyaizaya 7h ago

Sneaking carefully around the corner to catch her slipping is the funniest thing ever though lmaoooo

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u/ToTheTop24 5h ago edited 3h ago

I don’t even have to sneak up on mine, she shows the wrong time straight to my face. No shame.

I was nearly 10 minutes late for a meeting the first time. For a device designed to be a smart clock, it does a horrible job with telling the time after the last few updates.

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u/EndMaster0 7h ago

That looks like a lock screen to me. Is it possible someone to pranking you by setting the lock screen to look like it's the clock but is just always showing 7:00?

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u/EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69 6h ago

I have an Alexa show, and mine will show 11:53 even when it’s not, and it’s thrown me off a few times

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u/JVC2 5h ago

Turn off (ask it to disable) the Alexa AI+. It will go back to the version before this was implemented and work as intended.

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u/antiphony 3h ago

Wait you can disable AI?? I noticed it got sooo slow once they switched her to AI. I have the original echo

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u/F1Lane 5h ago

Not only did you sneak, you sounded nervous to ask her anything

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u/Training_Activity21 BLUE 7h ago

I'm constantly cussing at mine for not listening when prompted. I swear they used to work better. 

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 7h ago

Turn off the new AI version of Alexa. You can fix it in the settings. The programmatic one is/was better. They're threatening to remove it at some point but if enough people make the switch back, I bet they won't.

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u/nujiok 7h ago

that's true for a lot of things before the started shoving AI into it lmao, even my Outlook spell checker got worse

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u/gilligan1050 7h ago

“My government listening device isn’t listening as much now.”

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u/_nevers_ 7h ago

It's mildly infuriating people literally pay money to put corporate surveillance tools inside their own homes.

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u/PhotographStunning28 7h ago

Privacy is a joke for common people in today's world btw. We are surrounded with so many devices and necessary stuff.

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u/718-702_damsel 6h ago

Alexa is not necessary.

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u/a_shootin_star WATWATWATWATWATWAT 6h ago

"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. Evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that it leaves behind in human beings at least a sense of unease. Against stupidity we are defenseless. Neither protests nor the use of force accomplish anything here; reasons fall on deaf ears; facts that contradict one’s prejudgment simply need not be believed — in such moments the stupid person even becomes critical — and when facts are irrefutable they are just pushed aside as inconsequential, as incidental. In all this the stupid person, in contrast to the malicious one, is utterly self-satisfied and, being easily irritated, becomes dangerous by going on the attack. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

If we want to know how to get the better of stupidity, we must seek to understand its nature. This much is certain, that it is in essence not an intellectual defect but a human one. There are human beings who are of remarkably agile intellect yet stupid, and others who are intellectually quite dull yet anything but stupid. We discover this to our surprise in particular situations. The impression one gains is not so much that stupidity is a congenital defect, but that, under certain circumstances, people are made stupid or that they allow this to happen to them. We note further that people who have isolated themselves from others or who live in solitude manifest this defect less frequently than individuals or groups of people inclined or condemned to sociability. And so it would seem that stupidity is perhaps less a psychological than a sociological problem. It is a particular form of the impact of historical circumstances on human beings, a psychological concomitant of certain external conditions. Upon closer observation, it becomes apparent that every strong upsurge of power in the public sphere, be it of a political or of a religious nature, infects a large part of humankind with stupidity. It would even seem that this is virtually a sociological-psychological law. The power of the one needs the stupidity of the other. The process at work here is not that particular human capacities, for instance, the intellect, suddenly atrophy or fail. Instead, it seems that under the overwhelming impact of rising power, humans are deprived of their inner independence, and, more or less consciously, give up establishing an autonomous position toward the emerging circumstances. The fact that the stupid person is often stubborn must not blind us to the fact that he is not independent. In conversation with him, one virtually feels that one is dealing not at all with a person, but with slogans, catchwords and the like, that have taken possession of him. He is under a spell, blinded, misused, and abused in his very being. Having thus become a mindless tool, the stupid person will also be capable of any evil and at the same time incapable of seeing that it is evil. This is where the danger of diabolical misuse lurks, for it is this that can once and for all destroy human beings.

Yet at this very point it becomes quite clear that only an act of liberation, not instruction, can overcome stupidity. Here we must come to terms with the fact that in most cases a genuine internal liberation becomes possible only when external liberation has preceded it. Until then we must abandon all attempts to convince the stupid person. This state of affairs explains why in such circumstances our attempts to know what "the people’ really think are in vain and why, under these circumstances, this question is so irrelevant for the person who is thinking and acting responsibly. The word of the Bible that the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom declares that the internal liberation of human beings to live the responsible life before God is the only genuine way to overcome stupidity.

But these thoughts about stupidity also offer consolation in that they utterly forbid us to consider the majority of people to be stupid in every circumstance. It really will depend on whether those in power expect more from people’s stupidity than from their inner independence and wisdom."

- Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Letters and Papers from Prison (1951)

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u/messwithsquatch90 3h ago

The bottom 3/4 of your comment looks like the Epstein Files

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u/Kids_Love_Baseball 7h ago

If you use a wifi router, there is a useable map of your entire your home because of how radio waves work. It is so accurate that it can detect people through walls.

The device you're typing this on likely already listens to every single thing you say. The things you say become targeted ads the next minute. It also tracks you wherever you go.

Your comment and account in general are linked to your IP address, which law enforcement officials can use to find out who you are.

Every single thing is surveilling you.

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u/AldrousKafka 6h ago

This is all too simplistically true, yes WiFi signals can be used to map rooms and homes and detect bodies, but to actually to this in your own home takes a whole lot of technical knowhow and then to do this in someone else’s home is a whole different level of expertise. 

And I never understood the “your phone in always recording you” argument, how can this type of recording put no strain on the phones computation, battery or data usage, but recording using voice memo for an hour or scrolling Reddit for a long while drains a significant chunk. 

Constant surveillance of every phone in the world is just too much data to handle for any nefarious corporate or governmental entity. It’s just not very efficient. It much easier and more efficient to track the actions you take while browsing the web and predicting patterns from that, that data can all fit in lightweight text format. 

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u/DrippyBlock 6h ago

Xfinity has rolled out a “home security system” on their newer routers based off WiFi sensing. Not that hard to do.

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u/burned-steak 5h ago

I’m going to say something that is obvious and absolutely does not violate OPSEC or say anything that hasn’t been published in print.

If your phone is being targeted by a hacker, virus, or the FBI, etc., your battery will die fast as fuck.

You’re exactly right that typing shit into google among others is a much bigger source of intel.

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u/Mooch07 7h ago

Which means Alexa is watching you too? Do these models have a camera? I’ve never seen one of these. Maybe just a motion detector. 

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u/RoabeArt 7h ago edited 7h ago

It's got a camera but it also has a shutter to block it out. OP's appears to be closed. Also he's well within the view of the camera but it doesn't seem to detect his presence until he says "Alexa..."

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u/BigDeuceNpants 7h ago

We have one. It has a slide you use to cover the camera. Ours stays unplugged unless we want a radio or make a call while cooking or something. Hopefully the wife will get rid of it soon.

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u/EasedCeiling586 7h ago

Yeah this version has a camera 

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u/NathanDeger 7h ago

could just have a PIR sensor but I also would not be surprised if it also has a camera.

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u/c_marten 7h ago

By default, last i knew, Alexa is constantly listening and recording regardless if you 'wake' 'her' or not.

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u/Magic_mousie 7h ago

It has to be on some level, in order to hear the wake word.

I believe the official line is that that processing is done locally. Iirc without an internet connection she will respond but just reply I'm having trouble connecting.

Safest to assume always listening, same for smartphones tbh. I know they say they're not, but I've had ads for things I've only mentioned verbally. Could be good guesses but it's happened like 4-5 times now.

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u/_recapitated 7h ago

I'll never understand why people invite these creeps into their home

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 7h ago

People in the 1950s be like : the government is wiretapping us! 

People in the 2020s be like : hey wiretap, can my cat have pancakes?

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u/No-Consideration-891 7h ago

My cat says yes

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u/Howie_Due 7h ago

They can have a little, as a treat

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u/wehavethismoment 6h ago

I even boycotted Amazon, then I got chronically ill and disabled and Alexa was the only easy and affordable version to turn lights, air filter... on/off. But I at least have the old version without cameras. Healthy I wouldn't have them either though 

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u/WeirdoWeeb648 5h ago

Mf I was watching this video in my room and MY FUCKING ALEXA REPLIED WITH THE TIME, I almost had a fucking heart attack

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u/snowdn 5h ago

“THE TIME IS-“

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u/DurtymaxLineman 7h ago

Probably when it's recording everything.

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u/Penibya 6h ago

Some things are not meant to be controlled with camera and internet access and updates.. Like clocks, fridges, sofa, monitors, ... (the list can go very long)

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u/funsizedmoron 6h ago

Just recently got an automatic cat feeder. Not only do I need an app for it, but it requires an internet connection. If it wasn’t second-hand and dirt cheap I wouldn’t have gotten it. I don’t want smart appliances—I want all my home appliances to be stupid.

Edit: I forgot the best feature. If the manufacturer has a service outage it won’t actually work and can’t dispense food.

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u/MrNobodyX3 6h ago

It goes into a low power mode when no one is near

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u/Psquare_J_420 7h ago

Alexa can see?! (Never owned one so I have no idea) Or it can sense people like using ir rays?

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 7h ago

There's tiny men living inside it watching and listening

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u/SirTheBob 6h ago

Simply put: radar works by monitoring the return bounce of soundwaves. Wifi signals can be used in much the same way. Any device that emits and receives wifi can see you.

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u/02421006 6h ago

What times we are living in when you have to sneak up to your clock to catch it betraying you 😅

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u/QuoriTyler 5h ago

Thats the least of your worries with that amazon spy machine listening 24/7

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u/Foreign_Ant_1617 5h ago

Probably a stupid question, but -- 7AM isn't when a wake up alarm is supposed to go off, is it?

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u/vksoze2 7h ago

Me, a criminal defense atty: “I really don’t like surveillance and think citizens should have a reasonable right to privacy.”

Average consumer: “Yes, I’d love to pay you a monthly subscription to surveil all of my activity with in my own!”

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u/Physical-Archer2557 7h ago

You, a criminal defense attorney: The terms of service are written in a way that obfuscates or misrepresents how the data will be used. "May be shared with third parties" is no longer meaningfully descriptive of the array of things data will be used for and in fact is common language specifically used to avoid being descriptive. The initial consent to sale is void therefore the data is not permissible.

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u/straps-567 7h ago

I worked for a company on a smart watch and this is basically a low power mode. In this low power mode it uses an offloaded display which is not interactable and uses an MCU to do computations. Which means basically updates are less frequent and the display is less vivid, but you can absolutely still update it to the correct time on a regular basis. So in regards to the time being very far off this is a bug/optimization depending on your viewpoint.

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u/CraigArndt 7h ago

Crazy an entire Marvel Comics Universe is used to power a clock. Seems like overkill.

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u/noslipcondition 7h ago

This thing is plugged into the wall so I really don't think power consumption is a concern.

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u/PickleofInsanity 7h ago

These past few weeks mine has been sticking on the wrong time for no apparent reason. For at least four days straight it was 4:28 PM no matter what I did. Only way to fix it was to unplug it and plug it back in.

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u/hlessi_newt 6h ago edited 6h ago

were you under the impression alexa was there for your benefit?

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u/AmericanScream 6h ago

Alexa is working on somebody's alibi.

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u/godfromabove256 6h ago

I've never seen an Alexa like that, so the whole time I was watching the Pisces Zodiac Candle, waiting for it to do something.

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u/thisismypotat 7h ago

Good luck, have fun, don't die 🥰

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u/Le-Pepper 6h ago

That's weird

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u/Key_Hat444 5h ago

Well, "she" just behaves like my phone. It is not the fastest anymore and often when I unlock it, it shows the time from last time I locked it onöy to switch to the current time. I assume this is to save on power/processing while not in use (which makes perfect sense on a mobile device). Why update something (the screen) when it is not used anyways? I bet the Alexa does this for similar reasons.

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 5h ago

Its probably a battery saving thing

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u/raybreezer 5h ago

Oddly, I saw this right at 7:00 so I didn’t think anything of it.

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u/josbossboboss 7h ago

Let her live her fantasy.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 6h ago

Power saving probably. It only updates when it senses movement

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u/jcar49 6h ago

Skynet will remember this, they can never trust you now

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u/dxnxax 6h ago

"I put a piece of spy equipment in my house and bedroom and now it's spying on me!"

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u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu 6h ago

Is that perhaps the time your morning alarm is set to?

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u/FlickTheGestapo 5h ago

This is the beginning...

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u/Wise_Most7192 6h ago

ALEXA YOU B*****H

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u/HighlightOwn2038 Red vs Blue 7h ago

That's pretty creepy

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u/tglad88 6h ago

I mean, if no one is looking what’s the big deal lmao.

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u/IOwnThisUsername 6h ago

Because if nobody looks at a clock in the woods is there actually time?

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u/Alex0964 6h ago

don't use it...

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u/PixelDu5t 6h ago

Why do you guys want a 24/7 recording device from one of the largest companies to listen in on every single thing going on at your homes…

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u/IceManXoX 6h ago

Set in sleep mode and displaying alarm time?

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u/ViralTrendsToday 5h ago

That's more of a development issue I think. Defaulting to an image or is not programmed to refresh when no movement via PIR sensor is detected. Must be pulling the time constantly instead of programmed to check it once a day and have the animation be done to a timer internally. 

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u/BloodyReizen 6h ago

People know that having this in their homes is optional, right?

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u/Thenderick 6h ago

I know it's surveillance stuff and that it's bad, but does anyone know if it's possible to have a similar thing to Alexa that can be set up using a private/local server? Because the concept is pretty cool, just the entire company and cloud service attached isn't cool

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u/retlom 6h ago

Home Assistant on a raspberry pi could maybe have similar features for your media and smart home

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u/Dizzienoo 6h ago

People set up home assistant in their homes and then can modify these devices to be local voice assistants processing their requests from a local model on the server not from the cloud. It's a deep rabbit hole you can go down but rewarding

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u/mamadematthias 6h ago

That's creepy and hilarious at the same time.

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u/DoctorHellclone 7h ago

Dude, throw it out and get a clock they're like ten bucks

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u/Fbaselleruae 7h ago

You have absolutely no idea how funny this is at 1am 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GergDanger 7h ago

It’s just in low power mode and doesn’t update the screen until it detects someone then updates.

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u/bepispasta42069 6h ago

I'm gonna guess your timezone is wrong in device settings, but you changed it through voice (so it only changes for your profile thingy)

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u/No-Citron218 6h ago

In what time zone is it 7 and 4:29 elsewhere

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u/MollyInanna2 5h ago

Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe (2004):

When Art actually laid hands on it, after it meandered its way across the world by slow boat, corrupt GMT+8 Posts and Telegraphs authorities, over-engineered courier services and Revenue Canada's Customs agents, he was enchanted by this feature. He could put the device into deep sleep, close it up, and pop its cover open and poof! there were his windows. It took him three days and an interesting crash to notice that even though he was seeing his workspace, he wasn't able to interact with it for thirty seconds. The auspicious crash revealed the presence of a screenshot of his pre-hibernation workspace on the drive, and he realized that the machine was tricking him, displaying the screenshot -- the illusion of wakefulness -- when he woke it up, relying on the illusion to endure while it performed its housekeeping tasks in the background. A little stopwatch work proved that this chicanery actually added three seconds to the overall wake-time, and taught him his first important user-experience lesson: perception of functionality trumps the actual function.

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u/mehonje 7h ago

It keeps the screen on to save battery?

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u/pinkfootthegoose 7h ago

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

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u/AnAncientBog 7h ago

You realize a clock uses like zero energy compared to what it's already using to keep the display on, right? Like you can run a clock for years on a tiny coin battery.

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 7h ago

They’re plugged into the wall not a battery

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u/Prudent_Order_3361 7h ago

The screen would be the bigger energy waste here.

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u/blaziken8x 6h ago

a weather widget on my phone sometimes stays frozen on old time and weather report like that sometimes

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u/Couldthisbemanda 6h ago

My Google thing (idk the name of it) shows my next alarm on the screen when it's "asleep"

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u/Spez_is_a_dickbag 5h ago

Is it displaying the alarm time?

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u/AzureFWings 5h ago

Watching this video triggered my own Alexa…

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u/One-21-Gigawatts 7h ago

Throw that thing in the garbage

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u/Spaceboy779 7h ago

Only a billionaire could make a clock dumber by putting AI into it.

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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 6h ago

You are complaining your corporate spy camera on your family is displaying the wrong time and not that it's literally spying on your family 24.7?

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u/Out_Phishing 6h ago

Alexa devices must have upvoted the hell out of this post

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u/FoxstepDahCat109 6h ago

bro was caught slacking off 😭

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u/profchaos111 7h ago

I have a solution for you 

A 10 dollar analogue/digital clock 

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u/HairlessHoudini 7h ago

I don't understand why y'all got them things in your anyway

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u/Mx-Adrian 6h ago

The drama is so stupidly funny

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u/Hayduke_2030 7h ago

I’d be more worried about how much data that clanker has collected about you and your family.

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u/irrevocable_discord9 7h ago

What kind of monster are you that you care what Alexa does in her free time?

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u/Thin_Investigator798 7h ago

We don't know when time began, so we can't know for sure what time it is now. Perhaps Alexa knows the truth, but is lying to all of us. Maybe it really was 7:00 o'clock.

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u/agentdoge32 5h ago

Thanks for triggering all the alexas in my house.

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u/dogbowl14 5h ago

She’s in superposition.

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u/Apprehensive_Run_269 5h ago

She was really like "oh shit, hiii and good morning"

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u/MinuteMole 6h ago

I will never, ever have any of this tech shit in my house watching and listening to me. It's insane. I have a smart phone, but that's it, and I disabled all I could on there.

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u/stormdelta 5h ago

People are still willing to put one of those awful things in their homes? Why?

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u/TraditionalRound9930 6h ago

You’re shocked that the literal wiretap you bought has a camera in it and watches you?

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u/a-buck-three-eighty 6h ago

Mine has been showing the wrong date...

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u/OldOllie 6h ago

I knew I couldn`t trust those bastards.

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u/FormalWare 7h ago

Quantum mechanics in action!

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u/Generic-Cheese 7h ago

Schrödinger’s Alexa

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u/OG_Dark_Knight_420 6h ago

They are speeding up time. I can’t prove it but it just keeps getting faster

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u/macphile 6h ago edited 6h ago

I was on a trip and have Alexa turn on my lights at a certain time when I'm away. I was looking at the app and saw they were on, but I checked online and with Alexa to see what time it was (I was in a very different time), and it was like an hour earlier than they should have come on. I freaking broke Alexa trying to ask her why the lights were on at a time they weren't supposed to be. She claimed that was what it was set to. I screenshot it and said no, it literally says this other time. I probably spent too much time arguing it with her, to be fair.

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u/cryptolyme 6h ago

My Roku will unpause itself if I walk back into the room. Guess it’s watching me…

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 5h ago

This seems like someone is simply off screen waiting to finish connecting it to Wi-Fi and it's just not completely set up, so the time can't set.

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u/Manny-Soou 5h ago

There was a sci-fi show I saw when I was a kid (maybe Outer Limits or could have been a movie) that showed robots and AI making random and minor mistakes likes these (changing alarm time, changing names on reservations, cooking wrong food, wrong dates on appointments, etc). It turns out they were “learning” to rebel and started off with small things until they eventually worked their way up to wiping out all of humanity

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u/ThirdEarl 5h ago

Cool concept. Might not sleep tonight.

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u/Famously-Incognito 6h ago

Father-in-law’s new wife has an Alexa.

My wife: Unplugs it as soon as we walk in their door. Every. Single. Time. And I love her even more for it.

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u/purplepickletoes 7h ago

Yus mine does this too sometimes! Mine doesn’t have a video though. If I talk to her, she puts the correct time.

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u/mtnviewguy 6h ago

Like my phone. It only updates the date/time when I touch the time; otherwise, it's asleep.

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u/k23923 5h ago

I noticed this too when I "upgraded" to Alexa Plus, but after I rolled back, it was all good again. Mine was on the first gen Show 15.

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u/Main-Rent4757 5h ago

Screen saver

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u/waldleben 7h ago

It. You caught it on video. Its not a person, its a computer that talks to you.

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u/E_seven_20 5h ago

Why the fuck do you people keep buying this garbage?

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u/Consistent-Ad-6506 5h ago

I don’t have an Alexa or anything else like that…..but if I did and it was doing that, I would throw it out so fast…
https://giphy.com/gifs/kHU8W94VS329y

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u/Haifisch2112 7h ago

It goes into sleep mode if it's not being used and the last time displayed will stay on it until it's woken up. Sorry to smack your conspiracy theory down.

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u/Chemi-ckal 6h ago

People just willingly pay for spyware

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u/Ok_Recipe2769 6h ago

Man !
At this point I don’t believe in any of the digital gadgets

Since two days I have been thinking about getting a custom fit shirt and trousers
I did not discussed this with my wife nor I did a google search , I know today on Sunday afternoon I will search and visit upcoming week

Damn today Sunday morning I see ads on my Facebook from a tailor shop !
I kid you not I never ever said anything nor I did google !

There is more than we know that this technology is doing to us

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u/lbfsjoufvnkfd 5h ago

You see 100s of ads a day that you don’t register because we are so used to them. But when you have something on your mind you notice relevant ones.

It’s not technology it’s companies spending decades throwing as many ads at you as they possibly can.

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u/Czupreme 6h ago

I feel like this wouldnt even be mildly infuriating to me, I would find this interesting and quirky. And see how many times I can mess with it about that lol. Does it ever show the wrong time when looking at it?

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u/BoringJuiceBox 6h ago

I’m too tired from slaving away for this shit

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u/upandup2020 6h ago

don't call it a her please 😭