r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8h ago

Ruined by Technology When we’re not looking, Alexa displays the wrong time. I finally caught her on video.

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u/PixelDu5t 7h ago

Why do you guys want a 24/7 recording device from one of the largest companies to listen in on every single thing going on at your homes…

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u/MercenaryCow 7h ago

Uhh... Hate to tell you this buddy but your phone is doing that already

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u/Abject2556 6h ago

So you double down and buy another device ??

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u/Fizzzical 6h ago

No, it's just strange to draw an arbitrary line at one device but excusing another when they both spy on you in the same way.

The phone is even worse in some respects because you carry that thing around you 24/7.

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u/Abject2556 6h ago

Its not arbitrary when you can disable most of that stuff on your phone + you need a phone to live in 2026. You can't disable shit on a home assistants or else it wouldn't work + you don't need one to live in 2026.

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u/Fizzzical 5h ago

you can disable most of that stuff

I have a bridge to sell you

You need a phone to live

You can get by with a Nokia. You don't need to be checking social media every 8 minutes or watching YouTube on your lunch break.

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u/Abject2556 5h ago

So you do double down on it. Just crazy behavior

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u/MercenaryCow 6h ago

I'm saying there's point. The data is already out there regardless of what you do

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u/Abject2556 6h ago

So, yes. Crazy

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u/Green-Possibility400 7h ago

Your lives not that interesting don’t worry.

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u/PyroIsSpai 7h ago

Your lives not that interesting don’t worry.

Until you lawfully organize against the state.

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u/PixelDu5t 7h ago

Man what I would do to have your naivete…

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u/_MooFreaky_ 6h ago

If that not having one makes you immune, or even harder, to listen to or to track then ive got some unfortunate news for you.

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u/Aquaman1970 7h ago

Obviously you're better than everyone else, so why bother? 🙄😂

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u/SnooCats3468 7h ago

honestly, whenever I want to talk to my partner about my plans for corporate espionage, acts of treason, insider trading or my haemorrhoids, I just use my whisper voice or cover the Google Home Mini with a pillow.

Haven't been swatted yet.

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u/ayriuss 7h ago

Collectively, our lives are very interesting though.

Happy cake day!

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u/IAmOrdinaryHuman 6h ago

a) For now you're not interesting to the govenrnment. Note the course this government took towards authoritarianism and try criticizing Israel, like anyone whose country supports Israeli war crimes should. Then hope it won't have IRL consequences.

b) Bruh, noone needs to focus on you in particular -- an algorithm will. Psychology and analytics have advanced enough for Target to know that a daughter was pregnant before the rest of the family did -- 15 years ago, and they have advanced enough for companies to know when you're most vulnerable to manipulation (so betting sites advertised to new moms), while your data tells them what's the best angle to target you.

c) In case of that data falling in wrong hands, you don't have a luxury of assuming China won't target regular citizens -- those are the words of FBI director Christopher Wray after China proved they will target anyone.

Even if you don't care about the effect this has or may have on you, this kind of naivete helps them calibrate models for manipulation even better, so it harms others.

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u/Relevant_Check18 7h ago

Right? I don't get it

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u/ApathyKing8 7h ago

The only thing it listens to is the phrase "Alexa" and then it does whatever robot shit you want it to do hands free. It's not mass surveillance any more than carrying around a cellphone is.

Are you telling me you don't carry your phone in a Faraday cage when not using it? Sheep! ?s