r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8h ago

Ruined by Technology When we’re not looking, Alexa displays the wrong time. I finally caught her on video.

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u/sillyluci4 8h ago

why’d you sneak up like she was gonna pounce at you 😭😭

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u/notworkingghost 7h ago

I got scared. I replaced her twin sister in the kitchen, and she knows she’s next. I don’t know what she’s capable of.

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u/Vondarrien 6h ago

What’d you replace her with?

I hate Amazon for pulling a bait and switch with the Echo Show showing constant ads now. Been researching the HomePod to replace mine.

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u/SoulWager 5h ago

At least get something that you actually control, like home assistant instead of something on the cloud.

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u/Porridge_Cat 4h ago

Or stop trying to live like temu tony stark? No ones lives are enhanced by "alexa play achy breaky heart" or "alexa when is the next halley's comet?"

Giving up massive amounts of privacy and data for some extremely minor, pointless convenience...

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u/Ohmec 4h ago

You're an idiot for reacting without knowing what the person suggested. Home assistant is entirely local, run by you. It doesn't give data out, because you run it.

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u/nopunchespulled 4h ago

What are good home assistants, I want to ditch my Alexa all I use it for is turning off and on some hue lights and the time

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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS 4h ago

home assistant

The software is literally called Home Assistant. It's open source and you'll need to set it up yourself or have a professional do it for you. You just install it on something like a raspberry pi or if you have it a home server/lab.

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u/Darkchamber292 4h ago

Please NOT a rpi. They are dog shit. If you do a RPI do NOT use an SD card unless you want to be reinstalling within a couple years.

Get the cheapest mini-pc you can get. You're far better off

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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS 3h ago

Home Assistant recommends it as a first, sorry bro I trust them over a reddit stranger.

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u/SoulWager 24m ago

I'd personally use a small ssd and a couple HDDs, serve double duty as a NAS/NVR.

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u/PortugalTheTram 2h ago

A couple of years sounds pretty fine for most tech.

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u/nopunchespulled 3h ago

Thanks, I didn't realize it was software.

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u/SoulWager 3h ago edited 2h ago

I think you're missing the point of home automation. For me it's either replacing some external service, like monitoring a security system/cameras, or doing stuff that could be put on a timer, but with more flexibility in exactly how it works. Maybe you want the HVAC to prioritize different rooms at different times of the day. like in the evening it's using the temp in the living room to control the thermostat, but at night it's using the bedroom temp.

Can also have it do something you'd otherwise have to regularly schedule time for, like check the forecast and soil moisture level, and decide how much to water the plants.

Automation isn't to do stuff you can't do, it's to do stuff you don't want to spend the time doing, but want done nethertheless.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2h ago

Basically useless for the average person.

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u/SoulWager 2h ago

Depends on what your definition of average person looks like. If you rent, and don't give a shit about privacy or security, then yeah, it's probably useless for you.

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u/TunaNugget 3h ago

Sure, but I'm an idiot that doesn't have to get out of bed to start the coffee grinder.

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u/cptawesome11 1h ago

For me it's just fun figuring everything out. Home Assistant is super powerful and putting together automations with the troubleshooting that comes with that is tons of fun for me. I've learned a lot about a side of tech that I wanted to get involved in but didn't have a good opportunity. Now I have a home Proxmox server with Tailscale, Adgaurd, and a bunch of other shit.

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u/Ohmec 1h ago

Who the hell said I cannot manage my home without a computer? You can also get to work without using a vehicle, why don't you do that?

I love how this conversation went from condemning people who give their data and privacy away for convenience, to shitting on people who take their data and privacy seriously and have taken actual steps to provide alternatives. Who the hell are you arguing against? The actual concept of home automation?

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u/PortugalTheTram 2h ago

I can manage a lot of things without a computer but why deny myself the convenience?

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u/cyrustakem 4h ago

don't buy amazon spyware

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u/rjnd2828 4h ago

You can always just replace it with nothing at all

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u/gobbleself 4h ago

You might want to wait a few days for the alleged new Apple home product o

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u/DesignerFearless 4h ago

The Echo Show has constant ads now?? Just the new model, or all models??

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u/FanClubof5 3h ago

If you are willing to dive into the self hosted world then home assistant has a "local assistant" setup that can be as good or better than Alexa or Google home with none of the spying or data collection.

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u/profstotch 2h ago

Omg it's constant ads. Was wondering if it was just me. I have all the options for the home carousel turned off except photos and it never displays our photos. Most of the time lately it just has an ad telling me to buy a new echo device

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2h ago

My Show 8 usually shows a clock and the local weather. Recently it started showing ads and bullshit. I said "A-word (that's what we call it behind it's back), please display a clock." And it did. Some minutes later, the ads were back. "A-word, show the clock and keep it that way." It replied "I do not have that function." What? "You did 20 minutes ago, show the clock." "I do not have that function. If a clock displayed, it was a glitch." Now the fucking thing is gaslighting me.

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u/jwelshy19v2 41m ago

Her hotter twin sister Alexis

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u/cyrustakem 4h ago

I don’t know what she’s capable of.

spying on you and reporting all your data to lex luthor jeffery kisses

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u/Photoshopdoge 5h ago

I wouldn’t worry about it until she starts asking where the Alexa went…

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u/PlsDntPMme 5h ago

Do you still have the old echo show? If it’s a gen 1 or 2 I’d be happy to take it off your hands! You can flash it with a custom Android OS or standard Alpine Linux and customize the hell out of it. I’m looking into using one with home assistant for a fully local setup!

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u/foidluv 2h ago

LMAOAOAOAOA

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u/Quiet-Owl9220 1h ago

You seriously have this bitch listening to you in multiple rooms of your house? Some of you deserve to have your data mined and leaked

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u/Ardal 44m ago

Looks like you're sleep screen has a different setting to your awake screen.

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u/Ok_Rate361 17m ago

What do you use an Alexa for and why do you need more than one?

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u/orangesfwr 8h ago

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u/RetroMulder 7h ago

Unacceptable Dave….or… whomever you are ……

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u/NoGarage7989 6h ago

\Checks database\…Jimonthy..

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u/lovesducks 7h ago

i just wanted to know the time!

(gets shot out of the airlock)

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u/HAL-Over-9001 4h ago

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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u/HiDDENk00l +69 4h ago

An AI that gets your name slightly wrong every time like a someone at work you barely see or a parent's friend would be so funny.

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u/RefrigeratorJust4323 8h ago

What's the gif from?

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u/Mediocritys_finest 8h ago

2001: A Space Odyssey and if you see one more movie in your life it should be this

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u/Dullcorgis 7h ago

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

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u/bramvers 7h ago

Open the pod bay door Hal

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u/Dullcorgis 7h ago

Take off, nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to.. wait, FUCK.

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u/xenomachina 58m ago

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do... 🎶

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u/NamtisChlo 7h ago

If 2001 a space odyssey has no haters I’m dead. I look at it through an artistic lens and still 30% of scenes have no purpose and 100% of scenes are minutes longer than they need to be with absolutely nothing of any substance happening

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u/Mediocritys_finest 7h ago

Tell me a scene that has no purpose, genuinely asking

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u/NamtisChlo 6h ago

I admit that a lot of my memory of the film is lacking now, which I would claim to be caused by the problems that I said but I realise it doesn’t really put me in a position to give a lot of weight behind my arguments. Despite that, I really don’t understand the purpose of almost all of Heywood Floyd’s scenes. I can’t think of anything that section of the movie accomplishes to move the plot along or communicates about themes of the film that couldn’t be easily done in a tenth of the screentime. If you have a reason that those scenes exist then I’m genuinely interested in hearing about it

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u/paper_liger 6h ago edited 5h ago

I've literally never considered it until now, but the very obvious answer is that Heywood Floyd is the mechanism by which the state of the world is revealed.

Good stories show instead of telling. So following Floyd is a frankly beautiful and simple way of revealing not just the conflict, not just the discovery of the alien artifact, but also of revealing the universe of the film, and mans place within it.

I think you might be just locked out of enjoying it because you are looking at this from a modern, plot driven point of view. This is not a quick-cut action blockbuster.

This is a movie where that quietness and stillness, the slow grandeur of the camera movements, the classical score, all of that is sort of a stand-in for the the grand eternal emptiness of space itself.

The classical music contrasts with the stark modernist minimalism, and Heywood Floyd does the same. He's just a man doing almost mundane work in a world that is so advanced it's almost unrecognizable. But people still take flights. They eat, they have meetings, they drop pens, you know? We accept the world because he inhabits the world so earnestly.

Heywood provides human scale, acts as a standin for the audience experiencing these mysteries. The audience accepts a moon base and a space voyage and an ineffable alien artifact because of the sheer solid mundanity of Heywood.

Without him there's no there there.

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u/Almostlongenough2 7h ago

I'm kinda a hater of it but the scenes not having purpose isn't really a far critique, but they do linger for waaaay too long.

I don't know if that's a consequence of our media now just being too quick, or that was also the sentiment of 2001 when it came out.

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u/WartOnTrevor 1h ago

My theory on this was that the filmmakers really wanted to show off their new wave super groovy effects and just went nuts.

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u/Wsweg 6h ago

Sooo boring. Have tried multiple times to slog through it but I just can’t.

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u/MangyCanine 5h ago

Same. It might be good for insomnia.

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u/APrettyOkayGuy 3h ago

This or Joe Dirt, anyway.

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u/The0nlyPenguin 7h ago

Just skip the first hour of people in monkey suits

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 7h ago

That sets the whole premise of the series though. Gotta watch 2010 for it to all come together.

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u/Almostlongenough2 7h ago

Tbf you could cut the runtime of the monkey suits in half and lose nothing from the narrative.

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u/The0nlyPenguin 7h ago

I've watched them both

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u/Mediocritys_finest 7h ago

That’s crazy

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u/coupl4nd 7h ago

That part is incredible wtf do you mean!? One of the best movie transitions of all time. Of all time.

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u/ijustlikefoxes 8h ago

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u/hotbox4u 7h ago

This movie is an experience if watched on the big screen. It's actually unnerving looking at the red eye of HAL starring back at you from a massive screen.

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u/orangesfwr 8h ago

It's HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

(Sentient AI as imagined in 1968)

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u/QuadroDoofus 7h ago

The cake is from the game Portal, I think.

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide 7h ago

Its good to have a high floor of curiosity. Happy for you bud.

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u/DoctorRoxxo 6h ago

American Horror Story

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u/Trust_Issues2278 8h ago

2001 A Space Odyssey. That's the HAL 9000.

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u/xcanto 6h ago

IM DYING DAVE. DAVE IM DYING.

IM SCARED DAVE.

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u/FaZaCon 6h ago

Do they have a a HAL voice for Alexa? That would be so epic.

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u/Hezron_ruth 8h ago

Experience.

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u/SvenBubbleman 8h ago

I have a smart air purifier in my basement, that I've set to have the light display off. Sometimes when I come down the stairs it's on and quickly turns off when I look at it.

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u/coupl4nd 7h ago

there's a horror movie in here somewhere.. it's probably on because it's been chatting to the dryer.

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u/BZLuck 7h ago

Telling the smart fridge to spoil your milk, so you get sick and have to stay home and... pay more attention to them.

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u/RaveGuncle 5h ago

Oh, Angie. You're hurting my feelings. There's nothing to fear... Mama's here.

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u/Robby_Digital 7h ago

Have you met Alexa? She's a sneaky ass bitch

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u/27spidermonkeys 7h ago

Never again.

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u/fencepost_ajm 5h ago

Some of the models have presence detection built in, I had that turned on in my parents' old house when it was unoccupied while I was regularly traveling there to continue clearing it out and we had some people coming in to do some drywall and painting work.

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u/Pomodorosan 1h ago

😭😭

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u/HailTheCatOverlords 45m ago

Robopocalypse by D Wilson

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u/longbongstrongdong 7h ago

Why are you calling a computer she?

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u/DarthVaden87 7h ago

The same reason you call a vehicle she. plus her name is Alexa which is a feminine sounding name and she speaks in a feminine voice by default.

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u/PeterMunchlett 7h ago

2 day old bot account with a hundred posts in two dozen subreddits.

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u/DarthVaden87 7h ago

Nope my account got shadowbanned/hacked. so I had to create a new account.

My old account was over 35,000 karma and 5 years old