r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8h ago

Ruined by Technology When we’re not looking, Alexa displays the wrong time. I finally caught her on video.

39.1k Upvotes

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.0k

u/orangesfwr 8h ago

365

u/RetroMulder 8h ago

Unacceptable Dave….or… whomever you are ……

4

u/NoGarage7989 6h ago

\Checks database\…Jimonthy..

9

u/lovesducks 7h ago

i just wanted to know the time!

(gets shot out of the airlock)

2

u/HAL-Over-9001 4h ago

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

1

u/HiDDENk00l +69 4h ago

An AI that gets your name slightly wrong every time like a someone at work you barely see or a parent's friend would be so funny.

18

u/RefrigeratorJust4323 8h ago

What's the gif from?

64

u/Mediocritys_finest 8h ago

2001: A Space Odyssey and if you see one more movie in your life it should be this

26

u/Dullcorgis 7h ago

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

4

u/bramvers 7h ago

Open the pod bay door Hal

3

u/Dullcorgis 7h ago

Take off, nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to.. wait, FUCK.

•

u/xenomachina 59m ago

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do... 🎶

4

u/NamtisChlo 7h ago

If 2001 a space odyssey has no haters I’m dead. I look at it through an artistic lens and still 30% of scenes have no purpose and 100% of scenes are minutes longer than they need to be with absolutely nothing of any substance happening

2

u/Mediocritys_finest 7h ago

Tell me a scene that has no purpose, genuinely asking

1

u/NamtisChlo 6h ago

I admit that a lot of my memory of the film is lacking now, which I would claim to be caused by the problems that I said but I realise it doesn’t really put me in a position to give a lot of weight behind my arguments. Despite that, I really don’t understand the purpose of almost all of Heywood Floyd’s scenes. I can’t think of anything that section of the movie accomplishes to move the plot along or communicates about themes of the film that couldn’t be easily done in a tenth of the screentime. If you have a reason that those scenes exist then I’m genuinely interested in hearing about it

3

u/paper_liger 6h ago edited 5h ago

I've literally never considered it until now, but the very obvious answer is that Heywood Floyd is the mechanism by which the state of the world is revealed.

Good stories show instead of telling. So following Floyd is a frankly beautiful and simple way of revealing not just the conflict, not just the discovery of the alien artifact, but also of revealing the universe of the film, and mans place within it.

I think you might be just locked out of enjoying it because you are looking at this from a modern, plot driven point of view. This is not a quick-cut action blockbuster.

This is a movie where that quietness and stillness, the slow grandeur of the camera movements, the classical score, all of that is sort of a stand-in for the the grand eternal emptiness of space itself.

The classical music contrasts with the stark modernist minimalism, and Heywood Floyd does the same. He's just a man doing almost mundane work in a world that is so advanced it's almost unrecognizable. But people still take flights. They eat, they have meetings, they drop pens, you know? We accept the world because he inhabits the world so earnestly.

Heywood provides human scale, acts as a standin for the audience experiencing these mysteries. The audience accepts a moon base and a space voyage and an ineffable alien artifact because of the sheer solid mundanity of Heywood.

Without him there's no there there.

1

u/Almostlongenough2 7h ago

I'm kinda a hater of it but the scenes not having purpose isn't really a far critique, but they do linger for waaaay too long.

I don't know if that's a consequence of our media now just being too quick, or that was also the sentiment of 2001 when it came out.

1

u/WartOnTrevor 1h ago

My theory on this was that the filmmakers really wanted to show off their new wave super groovy effects and just went nuts.

1

u/Wsweg 6h ago

Sooo boring. Have tried multiple times to slog through it but I just can’t.

1

u/MangyCanine 5h ago

Same. It might be good for insomnia.

1

u/APrettyOkayGuy 3h ago

This or Joe Dirt, anyway.

-8

u/The0nlyPenguin 7h ago

Just skip the first hour of people in monkey suits

13

u/Radiant_Picture9292 7h ago

That sets the whole premise of the series though. Gotta watch 2010 for it to all come together.

4

u/Almostlongenough2 7h ago

Tbf you could cut the runtime of the monkey suits in half and lose nothing from the narrative.

2

u/The0nlyPenguin 7h ago

I've watched them both

8

u/Mediocritys_finest 7h ago

That’s crazy

2

u/coupl4nd 7h ago

That part is incredible wtf do you mean!? One of the best movie transitions of all time. Of all time.

18

u/ijustlikefoxes 8h ago

7

u/hotbox4u 7h ago

This movie is an experience if watched on the big screen. It's actually unnerving looking at the red eye of HAL starring back at you from a massive screen.

16

u/orangesfwr 8h ago

It's HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

(Sentient AI as imagined in 1968)

3

u/QuadroDoofus 7h ago

The cake is from the game Portal, I think.

6

u/[deleted] 7h ago

[deleted]

-1

u/AdminsLoveGenocide 7h ago

Its good to have a high floor of curiosity. Happy for you bud.

2

u/DoctorRoxxo 6h ago

American Horror Story

1

u/Trust_Issues2278 8h ago

2001 A Space Odyssey. That's the HAL 9000.

3

u/xcanto 6h ago

IM DYING DAVE. DAVE IM DYING.

IM SCARED DAVE.

3

u/FaZaCon 6h ago

Do they have a a HAL voice for Alexa? That would be so epic.