r/mildlyinfuriating • u/notworkingghost • 8h ago

Ruined by Technology When we’re not looking, Alexa displays the wrong time. I finally caught her on video.

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 7h ago

There's tiny men living inside it watching and listening

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u/Psquare_J_420 7h ago

Any way I can extract them out or alexa and use them for other chores?

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u/Spacedoutspacecakez 7h ago

You can only use them for other purposes if you get the paid subscription+. And even then, I heard they can be used for evil by default.

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 7h ago

Oh, please, all this Alexa bashing is beginning to get ridiculous. "Subscription services are bad!" "Multinational megacorps are spying on me!" "The little men that can only be used for evil cost too much!" "Alexa is where all the souls of the dead are used to train artificial intelligence and once Amazon merges with Boston Dynamics the souls will be installed into robot dogs and take revenge on the living by clamping our necks off as we sleep!"

Boo hoo. So what? Getting your neck clamped by a haunted robot dog is just the wave of the future. Don't like it? Go be Amish.

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u/Debalic 4h ago

Fornit some fornus

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u/Heyfold 8m ago

What if mine went rogue, tatooed their whole bodies blue and started stealing livestock?