r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8h ago

Ruined by Technology When we’re not looking, Alexa displays the wrong time. I finally caught her on video.

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 8h ago

Turn off the new AI version of Alexa. You can fix it in the settings. The programmatic one is/was better. They're threatening to remove it at some point but if enough people make the switch back, I bet they won't.

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u/sheeep_wolf 2h ago

Cries in Google assistant 😭

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u/jrdiver 2m ago

just because you ask it to set an alarm and it decides to go search online instead doesn't mean there's a problem...

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u/ew73 6h ago

As soon as they put that cloud-AI thing (and ads) into the responses, I started planning how to replace it entirely with Home Assistant's voice stuff.

So far, I'd been content to just hook Alexa and HA together so I could control either with the other, but it's reached, "Oh fuck this shit," stage.

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u/etcpt 4h ago

Google didn't listen. Or enough people just decided they like Gemini's enshittified assistant. Either way, all my automations are broken now.

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u/After_Resource5224 8h ago

When I asked the New Alexa how much water she uses she told me she uses 30x times the water of the old one. For a shittier product! I reverted to the old one.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 7h ago

To do this, you must say something like “Alexa cancel beta access” or “Alexa cancel Alexa+”

It was making me so mad— new voice, responses 5 seconds slower because now it has to “think” instead of accessing pre-built commands (I’m guessing, I’m not a data plumber)

Anyway, if your Alexa has the new valley girl voice, you’re in “Alexa+” and you need to “cancel”

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u/KawaiiMaxine 4h ago

Data plumber is peak