Facts 💯

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

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[u/Pelya1]

That’s because 99% of the time the kebab guy is working for himself/family/hired by community. Whereas miserable Starbucks student-employee hates to be there, the company treats their employees as “Human Resources” and all this corporate shit

[u/whisperworks → u/Pelya1]

People should really stop supporting Starbucks… kind of insane how many people throw money at a corporation that works as hard as Starbucks does to dehumanize its employees.

but I guess that’s a small price to pay for 8oz of sugar with a splash of coffee

[u/BlueberryPootz → u/whisperworks]

But it's not even a small price to pay. That 8 oz "tall" cup of sugar liquid is getting quite expensive.

The human cost of supporting Starbucks is immense. Folks may want to look into the Starbucks employee fight to unionize & the illegal union busting that the Starbucks company continues to get away with. I don't buy Starbucks anymore for that reason alone.

[u/whisperworks → u/BlueberryPootz]

Sadly we’ve been conditioned to consume.

It kind of reminds me of twitter. Virtually everyone in my day to day life agrees that musk is a technofascist and most would say supporting him or his products is outright immoral. Meanwhile they all still use twitter rofl

[u/TM761152 → u/whisperworks]

When I revisited USA about 7 years ago, I was astounded at just how immense the food portions are.

[u/roadrunnuh → u/whisperworks]

I will gladly take a 1 dollar 7-11 coffee over starbucks, and I do

[u/Deathlash890 → u/whisperworks]

sugar's a hell of a drug

[u/fang_xianfu → u/whisperworks]

I would literally take Nescafé over Starbucks and I am well aware of Nestlé's business practices. At least their coffee is cheap.

[u/DataDude00 → u/Pelya1]

I love the scene in Sopranos where they try to shake down the new coffee place that is clearly a stand in for Starbucks 

[u/OnceMoreAndAgain → u/DataDude00]

In my opinion it's the most poignant scene in the show even though the scene passes by so quickly and the show doesn't linger on the topic. Reminds me of the chess scene in The Wire in the sense that both scenes are sort of (but not really) breaking the fourth wall to take a moment to make a statement on a zoomed out perspective of the environment the characters are living in. They aren't important scenes to the plots of either show, but all the other little things that have happened in the show add up to making those scenes resonate strongly with the viewer in a way that wouldn't happen if the viewer hadn't seen so many hours of all these characters living in that environment.

[u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 → u/Pelya1]

Every meme in this community is a covered "own", to good looking young women.

It's a psychosexual thing by unfuckable men. You're taking it way more seriously than the people on this sub deserve.

[u/Thr0w4wayA1t → u/Pelya1]

Yeah, if a food service worker hates you, it's probably not personal. Food service workers are fueled by hatred, caffeine, and various illicit substances.

[u/rahlic → u/Pelya1]

This one time I was waiting in line to order my coffee at starbucks before going to work. Ahead of me was a very well dressed and good looking dude. The barista was also a very cute young lady and I noticed she kept glancing at the guy as the line moved forward. When he finally came up to order she was taking her time, playing with her hair and trying to make small talk, but the guy was least interested and didnt even make eye contact. And then when I came up to order she was visibly upset and looked at me with disgust and didnt even say a word to me. I wish I had told her that lady it is not my fault that you hate your job and the one cute guy was not interested in you. I too have to get my own coffee and go to a job i hate and deal with an asshole boss

[u/greg19735 → u/rahlic]

I thought you were gonna say "i wish i was more understanding and supportive because i know what she's going through".

Nope, just a complete lack of empathy.

[u/ballwax → u/greg19735]

This comment is wild, a service worker who is paid to do their job is taking out their unhappiness on a customer and you're calling it a lack of empathy.

[u/greg19735 → u/ballwax]

"taking out their unhappiness" ? she said nothing.

and i'd also guess that OP is over stating what happened to not sound more like a jerk.

[u/ballwax → u/greg19735]

If the same thing happened to me as OP described, then yes I would say that person is taking out their unhappiness on me. It's not a crazy statement. And you're just making an assumption based on nothing. It's not like their story is some crazy outlandish thing. Sometimes people are assholes in the moment

[u/MikuFan102329 → u/greg19735]

"taking out their unhappiness" ? she said nothing.

I think this is the crux of the discussion.

While I get where you're coming from, the problem is perspectives come into play. I don't think u/Ballwax is out of line in thinking that, and to some "saying nothing" is a way of venting frustration. There are expected ways to conduct yourself, and to some her literally saying nothing would be viewed poorly. Just like to others you could have a tone, or actually say something rude, and be fine.

[u/mad_fresh → u/rahlic]

Dang that's crazy, but have you considered that maybe all this shit is just in your head, though?

[u/QuiteAffable → u/Pelya1]

It wasn’t a Starbucks, but I worked at a small coffee shop for years and loved most of my customers. There are lots of lovely people out there.

[u/PeachyStarMuse]

When he hits you with 'the usual, boss?' you know you're family

[u/Prune-These → u/PeachyStarMuse]

I used to go to a family-run Thai restaurant; parents ran the cash register, grandparents cooked and the kids waited tables. I used to order the Pad La Na ever time; the kid asked if I want the usual, I said yes. The grandmother came to my table and asked if I wanted the usual, I was puzzled, I nodded. She said "No". I'm really confused, "Uhhh, you're out?". "NO, you come here, that's all you order! Look at menu, we have other things!". I was really taken back, I've never been told "No, you can't order that". She then says "Chicken yellow curry is good today, I make you that. You no like, I make something else". She just turns and walks away to make me dinner. The kids are thoroughly Americanized and tells me "Don't be mad, she talks to family like that and you eat here often enough to be considered family". I had to move a few years later, I miss that restaurant. Oh, and the yellow curry was pretty good.

[u/ScimitarPufferfish → u/Prune-These]

Tbh, it sounds like the entire interaction was your fault. Where did you get off ordering the Pad La Na when the chicken yellow curry was good that day?! I hope you said please and thank you and chewed with your mouth shut.

[u/Prune-These → u/ScimitarPufferfish]

These days when I go to a new Thai restaurant, I always order the Pad Thai first. If they can't make that well, I won't give it a second chance. My fave has five degrees of hot.

[u/IEnjoyRadios → u/Prune-These]

I always order the Pad Thai first. If they can't make that well, I won't give it a second chance. My fave has five degrees of hot.

The trouble with that is that although I love spicy Pad Thai too, it is not supposed to be a spicy dish. Thusly, a place that makes it the "correct" way would get a lower rating from you and I than a place that makes it the "wrong" way which is spicy.

[u/KDBA → u/Prune-These]

I'm like that with new cafes and and eggs benedict.

If it's anything other than poached eggs with bacon and hollandaise on english muffin, then I can't trust they can run a food business. And getting the hollandaise right isn't trivial either.

[u/log_with_cool_bugs → u/Prune-These]

Same principle with any pizza joint - go with just a cheese pie/slice first. If they can't manage the basics, no amount or combination of toppings will fix it.

[u/ZAHN3 → u/Prune-These]

I used to stop by a Chinese restaurant frequently on Friday late afternoons for takeout after I got off of work for my girlfriend and myself.. The time that I went the staff was on their dinner break and I would place my order with the owner and she would always mix me a Mai Tai (on the house) and we sit and chat and I used to love her stories about growing up in her home country.. Priceless 💯

[u/JalapenoPopPoop → u/Prune-These]

tbh I can't imagine ordering the same exact thing at a thai restaurant every time, there's so much good stuff going on there I find it hard to decide on just one thing each time

[u/efimer → u/Prune-These]

Gdamn, I wanna hug the old lady, 🥹.

[u/Nara_RyUko → u/Prune-These]

I went to a Thai restaurant near my house for the first time with family. That day it was raining hard, and the restaurant was empty. The waiting staff was incredibly friendly, and by the end of meal, the chef came out and asked if everything was good. It was an awesome experience.

[u/NoDontDoThatCanada → u/Prune-These]

Had a restaurant that was cafeteria style ordering and the lady would just put in what she thought was best that day for me. She would fill any plate with what other people ordered but she stopped doing that for me. It was tasty and l miss them. They retired and their kids ruined it.

[u/Prune-These → u/NoDontDoThatCanada]

I read that the small Chinese restaurants were dying out because their kids don’t want to take it over.

[u/LIONLDN → u/[deleted]]

Instant boost to your day 🥹

https://giphy.com/gifs/YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ

[u/Savage_Oreo → u/PeachyStarMuse]

Restaurants like this might as well keep my card on file and a pic of me on the wall because I’m coming back several times a week

[u/Fierro_nights → u/Savage_Oreo]

Yes it’s very nice when visiting a place that’s not high turn over and visit familiar. Especially if you eat at the bar for example

[u/PeachScary413 → u/Fierro_nights]

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAME

[u/PlanetErp → u/PeachScary413]

“How’s life treating you, Norm?”

“Like I slept with his wife.”

[u/Iceicebaby21 → u/Savage_Oreo]

That's wholesome?

[u/Relysti → u/PeachyStarMuse]

Some find it weird, I see it as a free skip the line pass. Used to go to this bagel spot near my old place, would get the same sandwich every time. Once I became a regular, I never had to wait in line to place an order again. Counter guy would see me walk in, look at me, I'd nod, he'd nod. Sandwich got made, it was great.

[u/LIONLDN → u/Relysti]

I have a place like that, and I only go there once a month, but as soon as I walk in, before I even get to the counter, the guy remembers & starts preparing what I need, which is pretty impressive considering they have at least a few hundred people in & out of there every single day 🤯

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

[u/LIONLDN → u/PeachyStarMuse]

Proper customer service 🥹

https://giphy.com/gifs/xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my

[u/twistyle → u/PeachyStarMuse]

And he saw you for the first time.

[u/sheezy520 → u/PeachyStarMuse]

My taco truck guy said this to me every Friday. I loved it. Moved away a few years ago and still miss those burritos.

[u/Annoyingkeming → u/PeachyStarMuse]

"Hello again my friend!" that's the good stuff right there.

[u/DonJuanPrawns → u/PeachyStarMuse]

Or the "great choice boss" protect that man

[u/FluteGunner → u/PeachyStarMuse]

Used to live in a flat in the block above a kebab shop. I remember the first time he asked me if I wanted the usual was the first time I felt like I was at home lol

[u/El_Zilcho → u/PeachyStarMuse]

When you exchange 'the look' whilst in the queue and he starts preparing the order so it's ready for you as soon as you get the counter and order.

[u/jquest303 → u/PeachyStarMuse]

It healty too!

[u/Baazookah_Zawadi → u/PeachyStarMuse]

he's better than a therapist fr

[u/saraahhh_melons → u/PeachyStarMuse]

Then u walk past with food from somewhere else and suddenly you’re having an affair.

[u/must-be_the-water]

And never asks for tip too

[u/aeninimbuoye13 → u/must-be_the-water]

And if u give a tip, it doenst look like its usual

[u/LIONLDN → u/must-be_the-water]

The true boss man, yet calls us bossman 🫡

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xz2BqXTMJvxYpCW1W

[u/ivandelapena → u/must-be_the-water]

I've been to a few restaurants like this recently where on the bill there's no service charge and when you pay there's no option to leave tip on the card reader. I always leave 5* and go back.

[u/SerGT3]

Hits on your girlfriend to make you uncomfortable but it's ok cuz the kebab is fire

[u/Good-Illustrator2281 → u/SerGT3]

I heard a kebab vendor tell a woman she was wearing too much perfume once at a food truck court. He was right. He said "All the boys will be following you."

[u/Edgezg]

A donner Kebab from a street vender is uniroinically some of the best food you'll ever have.

[u/sxOverdose → u/Edgezg]

why would it be ironic in the first place?

[u/fang_xianfu → u/sxOverdose]

When people say "unironically" they usually mean "without sarcasm or hyperbole". We live in a post-earnestness age where someone saying "it's literally the best thing I've ever eaten" is quite likely being facetious rather than sincere, so they clarify that they're not being.

[u/Time_Blacksmith861 → u/fang_xianfu]

Thanks for explaining I hope they are doing what you explained

[u/D-Tiime → u/sxOverdose]

Some people associate fat from animal sources to be bad or unhealthy. Or because it's affordable, it's not as good as other meals.

[u/Edgezg → u/D-Tiime]

Also street food is often associated with being quick, cheap or low quality. But places like this are genuinely really tasty and filly.

[u/SheriffBartholomew → u/Edgezg]

I got some from a street vendor last time I was in NYC because I didn't feel like finding a restaurant to eat at. It ended up being the best food that I had the whole time I was there.

[u/CarpetFibers → u/Edgezg]

Donner kebab sounds like a.... different kind of meat.

[u/LemonButterRum → u/Edgezg]

if only it was as widely available as Starbucks

[u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

if kebab healthy why kebab guy fat?

why i am also fat?

[u/SignalOptions → u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

Because kebab good so eat more kebab.

Calories make fat, not unhealthy food.

Edit: starbucks bad, so starbuck girl skinny.

[u/OldManLarrry → u/SignalOptions]

I never trust a skinny chef.

[u/Secret_Of_Bluestar81 → u/OldManLarrry]

This is truest knowledge. Always trust the old chef, the fat, and the happy

[u/RedditSucksIWantSync → u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

I unironically never seen a fat kebab vendor. Or atleas i cant recall a single one. And i lived in Vienna for 11 years where u got 30 of em on your way from one station to the next😅

[u/Jediuzzaman → u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

The very notion of "healthy" is not healthy itself.

[u/KNOWFEAR1337 → u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

Its healthy if you only eat them every so often. He owns the place so he has to test them all the time to make sure its good

[u/CiusWarren → u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

Kebab guy good
Sell you good and healthy parts, eats the rest

[u/PrivilegeCheckmate → u/gh0stwrit3r32767]

Kebab guy eats at end of shift from drippings tray.

I am fat because I eat then lay down until it's time to eat again.

[u/similar222]

Employee vs self employed

[u/PlusWarning6952]

Yeah, still though give credit where it’s due, girl probably just wants to make rent money and go home, don’t go after her

[u/Lihisss]

"healthy kebab" 

[u/The_Elder_Jock → u/Lihisss]

I love a good kebab but lets not lie to ourselves; thats an hour on the treadmill right there.

[u/fang_xianfu → u/The_Elder_Jock]

And the rest lol, you burn about 300-900 calories per hour and the kebab is easily 1200, maybe 2000 depending on what you get.

[u/SheriffBartholomew → u/fang_xianfu]

Very few people are burning 900 calories per hour on the treadmill. That's martial arts or rock climbing levels of calorie burn, and even then it's on the upper end.

[u/EvenBroaderBand → u/fang_xianfu]

exercise burns hardly any calories, just being alive is the major source of calory burn.

You can't exercise your way to weight loss you need to eat less. You can exercise the fat into muscle though but depending what you are trying to achieve that might not be helpful.

[u/EvenBroaderBand → u/The_Elder_Jock]

An hour of exercise only burns like 200 calories. You do not exercise for weight loss that can only be done but not eating too much food.

[u/NoReason455 → u/The_Elder_Jock]

Also, the amount of sauce they put on it if you ask for the standard kebab, my god.

You could moneyshot 10 hookers with that

[u/mal4ik777 → u/The_Elder_Jock]

I dont know what yall doing, but if I eat a kebap, I dont eat anything else that day, because the kebap man loves me and makes a huge portion... I am skinny dude, I mean you need food for energy, it better be a kebap than some other fast food.

p.s. most people just dont have the self control to not eat anything else that day I assume

[u/DidntNeedAUserName → u/Lihisss]

Didnt say healthy though, said healty, that could mean anything I guess. Honestly though, you can have healthy kabobs, just probably wont come from a street vendor.

[u/Not_a_bad_point → u/Lihisss]

Tbf, the claim was healty.

Because he cares abt u.

[u/FoxTailedGamer]

My smile is never fake thank you very much and it takes a lot of effort to hate someone and I'm not invested enough for that. But ya the drinks are super unhealthy.

[u/Latter-Comparison755]

We are using a rather liberal definition of healthy, aren't we?

[u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar → u/Latter-Comparison755]

In their defense they said "healty", not "healthy" lol.

[u/EstablishmentLate532 → u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar]

The Kebab is made with 100% Healt, a knockoff oil made from pig livers.

[u/DapperMolasses3280 → u/Latter-Comparison755]

Mental wellness, not broad at all, just outside your perception somehow 😉 and yes, fatty protein is better for you than a sugar slurry (with some notes of coffee flavor) with 100+ grams of the stuff.

[u/KristofVD → u/Latter-Comparison755]

The protein and fats in the kebab are a lot healthier than the 20 teaspoons of sugar in the Starbucks frapulatte bullshit.

[u/Treewithatea → u/KristofVD]

A Kebab does usually have plenty of vegetables, for fast food standards its absolutely one of the healthier fast foods you can eat, in isolation I wouldnt call a Kebab healthy but not extremely unhealthy either.

A coffee basically loses all its healthy traits the moment you add milk and sugar. A coffee is only healthy entirely black as it has no calories and plenty other positive effects, some of which also disappear when you add milk and sugar.

[u/your_true_self → u/Treewithatea]

How is milk in coffee unhealthy? People have been milking cows for a very long time.

[u/onkek → u/Treewithatea]

Adding 45 calories of milk and 15ml of sugar doesn’t magically negate or deactivate any antioxidants or the net benefit's of the caffeine. 

[u/Abandonment_Pizza34 → u/Latter-Comparison755]

Kebab is one the healthiest meals you could have as far as fast food goes.

[u/greg19735 → u/Abandonment_Pizza34]

probably depends on what you consider a meal.

Are you getting a salad with the kebab? or fries?

[u/john_microslop → u/Latter-Comparison755]

it's a comparison meme, so in comparison with a daily - let's be plain here that drink is a milkshake - at least the donair has protein, veg and fiber instead of all the calories being from refined sugar and palm oil in the starbucks

[u/AdSquare3489]

Speak after me: "Mit alles und scharf!"

[u/PlasticExtreme4469 → u/AdSquare3489]

I did and the Starbucks employee was confused.

[u/Formal_Fact514]

Nothing heals the soul quite like a late-night kebab vendor looking you dead in the eye and calling you boss while carving meat off a vertical spit

[u/The_Dennator]

"healthy", sure

[u/TypicalGoose2586]

imagine pretending that either are healthy or give af about u

[u/cheesechompin → u/TypicalGoose2586]

The guy at my local kebab shop bought me a birthday present once so some of them do

[u/TypicalGoose2586 → u/cheesechompin]

the girl at starbucks blew me

[u/Ghost4000 → u/TypicalGoose2586]

My kebab guy has never blown me.

[u/TypicalGoose2586 → u/Ghost4000]

i’m sure some might u just gotta ask

[u/SMVan]

you chose the unhealthy drink, among so many other more nourishing options

[u/num1d1um]

Kebab shop guy totally cares about you because he calls you boss, right.

[u/Alternative_Proof578]

Never says no for extra

[u/Cmdr-Ely]

Tells you, "your money is no good here"

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

[u/AdmirableAnimal0]

Ok but he doesn’t serve me chai lattes and chocolate muffins so until then Im Sticking with hateful girl.

[u/DukesBicep]

Sure sex is good but have you ever been called big man by the guy making your kebab

[u/Material-Skirt3167]

just go get a kebab then? you arent getting a kebab from starbucks

[u/RockThe40oz666]

I'd eat at a pop up kebab stand over food from an established kitchen any day. The kebab stand guy will prepare your food right in front of you with a smile. The kitchen.... welll I've worked in a kitchen. I've seen things. 

[u/keithstonee]

both are decision you made

[u/MindDrawsOnReddit]

Why put down something to uplift the other man

[u/ShyBoy4]

Why do you need to be liked / “cared about” by a random stranger selling you a coffee? You aren’t important to everyone believe it or not lol

[u/CountySignificant]

Healthy kebab is questionable

[u/tomu-]

Love me a good ol’ meat tornado.

[u/independant_786]

Healthy kabab. Right.... Lol

[u/You_Mean_Coitus_]

My Turkish girlfriend is extremely critical of British kebabs, claiming they're "not the real thing" (she's not entirely wrong).

But my god, something about those minced up animal arseholes and eyeballs just hit different.

[u/DapperMolasses3280]

Owning a part (or all) of a company helps...it's the biggest scam in the US that employee stock isn't standard for ALL jobs

[u/pacman_sl → u/DapperMolasses3280]

Would you like to share business risk? Average Starbucks barista would not and should not.

[u/PleiadesMechworks]

Kebab guy also doesn't get really pissy when you say your name is Clockman

[u/aquavelva23]

IMO its much better to eat at a place where you can see the actual owner. Doent have to be there all the time. Just that you know they are around. Eating corporate food is a bad concept.

[u/PerfectDayGermany]

I love that these guys established an international standard by calling their customers “boss”. In Germany they say “Tach Chef, heute wieder mit allem?“ which roughly translates into “Hi Boss, today with all stuff, like usual?”

You gotta love these guys; even when you have a bad day, it’s always a nice experience at the “Dönerbude” 😍

[u/boud85]

Haha healthy kebab yeah right

[u/I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND]

Healthy kebab lol

[u/mtnmqs]

Will casually hit you with the most racist, tasteless joke you ever heard, and since he handles your food, you'll still smile awkwardly

[u/MannerPutrid1127]

the kebab man has healed more souls than therapy ever could.

[u/Wonderful_Fox_7959]

This sub is turning into incelandia

[u/greg19735 → u/Wonderful_Fox_7959]

it has been incel adjacent for years.

[u/Choice-Curve3340]

Can anyone explain how a Kebab would be unhealthy? It’s a large portion of protein with some vegetables and possibly some sauce?
Large carb pita?

It’s really just power food idk

[u/AggressiveChungus → u/Choice-Curve3340]

A ton of fat from sauce and kebab meat

[u/Delicious_Tie_8725 → u/AggressiveChungus]

Yeah if the meat isn’t increadibly fatty and you get traditional sauces a kebab should actually be pretty healthy.

[u/RiFLE_ → u/Choice-Curve3340]

The "meat" is made from the most vile shit and in the worst conditions. Look into some documentaries on how they make it in Europe, you'll think twice

[u/slinky3k → u/Choice-Curve3340]

Large dose of saturated fats, tons of sodium and quite the calorie bomb.

Gets somewhat better if the meat is high quality and not "doner shaped minced meat from whatever was lying around, heavily seasoned". Even better if there's less meat in the kebap and it is more vegetable forward. Or replace the meat entirely with a plant based protein source like falafel. Combined with a pure yogurt sauce (no mayonnaise) this could be regarded a balanced meal.

[u/HumaDracobane → u/Choice-Curve3340]

Don't forget about the saturated fat also included with such meat and the different things that comes with the kebab sauces, which commonly includes sugar, etc.

It is nice to have one every now and them if you like it but don't lie to yourself.

[u/porn_is_tight → u/HumaDracobane]

Someone got downvoted in here the other day for saying that eating donuts everyday was unhealthy

[u/mirrorreflex → u/Choice-Curve3340]

Initially, I was confused, but then I found out the kebab "meat" is not pure meat, it's meat combined with some other stuff.

[u/astralseat → u/Choice-Curve3340]

Something about it being open air as flies come sit on the meat as they please? Or maybe because it's processed block of meat, so unknown what's really in there with the meat. Either way, it's a gamble, still delicious though. Still great service.

[u/Choice-Curve3340 → u/astralseat]

I’m coming to the realization that my local restaurants are tooootally different than the ones yall are describing.

It’s literally chicken thighs or lamb piled onto a skewer and slow cooker with seasonings.

I have no idea who’s getting meat blocks or processed stuff but I’ve never seen that in my life lol

[u/Frosty_Map9536 → u/Choice-Curve3340]

Saturdated fat in the meat is no bueno for your heart, high sodium causes water retention which makes you bloated and forces your kidneys to work overtime, the sauces you get with it are straight lard as well, and the carbs are just refined carbs.

[u/icehot54321]

The amount of people in this subreddit that can’t appreciate a good meme is way too high. 

It’s a joke people 

[u/Mojo647 → u/icehot54321]

What even is the joke? There's no attempt here.

[u/Lefonn → u/icehot54321]

where is the joke?

[u/im_just_thinking → u/icehot54321]

Still a rather interesting choice of the models. Almost like it was made by some boomer who hates progress probably

[u/greg19735 → u/icehot54321]

But it's not a good joke. and also putting some random starbucks girl on blast.

[u/ParkingTiny6301 → u/icehot54321]

Do all good memes have to have a spelling error now then? You know to drive conversation more on the already proposed good meme..

[u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

“Healthy”

[u/luisantonio197 → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

"Healty"

[u/Longer---Donger → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

Meat is healthy

[u/HistoricalCarpet5273 → u/Longer---Donger]

Doctors always recommend to eat more meat /s

[u/whisperworks → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

Healthier than Starbucks, that’s for sure

[u/alt_ernate123 → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

Yes meat and vegetables are healthy, and it's sure as shit a lot healthier than that glorified milkshake on the left.

[u/Weird_Albatross_9659 → u/alt_ernate123]

It can be healthy, just like a regular coffee.

[u/XDLaugingEmoji → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

If you’re shopping at Starbucks you’re not buying “healthy” coffee. If you want healthy coffee might as well make it at home

[u/Bud_wiser_hfx → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

Compare a kabab wrap or a shawarma to a whopper meal and get back to us about health.

[u/Weird_Albatross_9659 → u/Bud_wiser_hfx]

Oh ok

Can I compare it to battery acid too as long as we are manufacturing an argument?

[u/Doophie → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

Well this post is comparing it to a Starbucks drink, so compared to that it could be considered the "healthier" option

[u/Bud_wiser_hfx → u/Weird_Albatross_9659]

Do you often have battery acid for lunch?

[u/rPoliticsModsBlowMe → u/Bud_wiser_hfx]

Paint chips i imagine

[u/Loveyouweirdooo]

Theh call us Chef 😎

[u/blitzwar559]

One is the owner and the other is owned..

[u/Rubysage3]

"Hey Frank, what's the meat today?"

"You'll love it Boss, it's a new one called Soylent Green."

[u/hotriccardo]

My kebab uncle calls me "my main man"

[u/NascarFan1896]

Some guys in a taco stand I went to multiple times call me chief

[u/DontLook_Weirdo]

Now do DMV and Starbucks employees.

[u/DebiMoonfae]

Why are you comparing a coffee house to a deli?

[u/FungusAmongus88]

My friend!

[u/Fun-Preference1091]

You never met the kebab guy in my town.

I knew I was family when he stopped glaring at me and telling me to hurry up!

[u/SheriffBartholomew]

Ha! That's exactly what our local Mediterranean restaurant is like. He calls me boss, and friend, and he's seriously the friendliest, happiest dude in the entire city. He also kicks down free food and discounts about every other visit. Such a great experience!

[u/ThatsHowVidu]

There was a kebab truck many frequent on in my previous town. Never stopped there, just saw many people at night. When I left the town and was cleaning the old place, I figured I won't be here so might as well visit the place. Showed up in somewhat dirty clothes and I was reading the menu. The guy looks at me, asks what I want. So I just said Kebab, paid 9 quid and waited. He gets the container, filled it with kebab, salad, chips, gave a hard look, dropped some more, tried to close it, it would not close. Wrapped in sheets, winked at me and gave a soda and told me that is on the house. I ate it for next day lunch as well.

[u/circlejerker2000]

Döner is love, Döner is life

[u/Electrical_Swing4379]

and take care of stray cats

[u/SockApart838]

Anyone you dont know who calls you brother or bro is trying to scam or hurt you

[u/emcee_you]

The sub's name isn't r/ChewsKebab, though...it's r/SipsTea.

[u/taintsacrifice]

“Healthy”

[u/tchened]

second photo is AI lol that meat is balancing on the tip of a skewer with nothing on top to stabilize (let alone rotate it), the grill looks weird, the text on the glass is readable inside (so from the outside it's backwards), layout makes no sense, etc

[u/Creative_Fudge6074]

Only bots post here.

[u/listen_you_guys]

business owner vs minimum wage employee though. not really the same thing

[u/sovietarmyfan]

"Uses they/them" and specifically points it out to you.

[u/Zealousideal_Lock_93]

Won't ask for 50% tip and if you don't have the correct amount of money he will give you the kebab anyway

[u/SlalomFlow]

Both have weiners

[u/unclefire]

People aside, I'd rather have a Kebab than some crazy ass sugary thing that pretends to be coffee. If I go to SB, ima get just regular drip coffee. But hey, do your own thing.

[u/Nice_Category → u/unclefire]

Their coffee is over roasted and tastes like cardboard. 

[u/SuitableBlackberry75]

Gotta love a good incel meme

[u/TaroPsychological500]

Goes to show actually giving af goes a long way 😂

[u/squirt_taste_tester]

Thats just because she needs someone to fix her, I can do it.

[u/milf-hunter_5000]

jokes on you, i want my local they/them with a name like moss to treat me like shit and give me an unhealthy drink

[u/swcommis]

This is how easy you are to manipulate?

[u/Yeah-Its-Real]

I'm self destructive

[u/No-Blueberry-1823]

*healthy

[u/LiftUpTheGood]

I want kebab now

[u/WorldlyWillow3060]

Average SipsTea user abandoning corporate coffee chains forever the second someone calls them boss and hands them a midnight wrap.

[u/Intelligent_Box_8247]

that's totally true...OP got it right