r/SipsTea • • 17d ago

SMH Just gonna leave this right here ☕

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u/Legio_X_Equestris5 17d ago

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u/ITheRebelI 17d ago

Remember when she sang live, "BBC told me to keep it PG. BBC, I want it in me."

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/PanteraOne 17d ago

How do you know the size of the majority of black dudes dicks?

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u/aethaeria 17d ago

Because if the majority had BBC their avg dick size would be more than .1 inches larger than whites average dick size. Thank you internet for 'educating' me on this subject...

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 17d ago

Sir…

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u/aethaeria 17d ago

Lol, I learned this after some black dude responded to something with some nonsense about why white women love them and a white dude asked grok what the difference in avg sizes was.

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u/Untouchable64 17d ago

What’s a BBC???????

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u/ITheRebelI 17d ago

Big Br*tish Channel

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u/Untouchable64 17d ago

Oh! I thought it had something to do with cock. Lol

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u/HeadintheSand69 17d ago

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u/crixusandspartacus 17d ago

If you clicked on the link

PS: nice cock

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u/BrilliantEntry5189 17d ago

holy shit its so tasty

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u/New_journey868 17d ago

I always thought it meant big beautiful cock 🤣 so big cocks all races. because bbw means big beautiful women. On reflection beautiful would be an odd choice of adjective for a dick TIL i guess

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u/spilly_talent 17d ago

This reply had me absolutely cackling I’m sorry

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u/Far_oga 17d ago

Corporation*

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u/redundanthero 17d ago

The BBC is a well-regarded public service and stands for the British Broadcasting Cock, if you weren't familiar.

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u/vitrolium 17d ago

The Big British Castle.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 17d ago

Beef, Bacon, & Cheddar sandwich at Rax’s.

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u/Thagreatone92 17d ago

Empowering and brave.....

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u/Snakebird11 17d ago

She's already done softcore porn on netflix, who gives a rats ass

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u/No-Break6679 17d ago

Oh I see. When she does it it’s empowering. When I do it it’s gay

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/MerabuHalcyon 17d ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/Heisenburg42 17d ago

To be fair, they're probably doing this at your local Wendy's anyway

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u/5000fed 17d ago

For a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s, there isn’t much I wouldn’t do

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u/Burdman06 17d ago

Its not gay if its in a three-way. Thats the rule

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u/exorivis 17d ago

Sir you forgot “if there’s a honey is the middle there’s some leeway”

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u/Meaty_Wizard 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DxTxykqZaRUoCQIGrZ

That's a Devil's Triangle.

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u/AmericanComplaint 17d ago

Me when I think about PJ, Tobin and Squee.

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u/LividTacos 17d ago

But everyone always forgets Donkey Dong Doug.

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u/Lukersf 17d ago

... And gang bang Greg.

I have two uncles named Doug and Greg and I refer to both as that, in my head lol

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u/hikerbiker6397 17d ago

I enjoy BEER, I drank BEER, I still drink BEER!

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u/LividTacos 17d ago

Do YOU drink beer, Senator?

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u/Best_Wasabi_251 17d ago

I always called it "the Eiffel Tower."

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u/Crazy4Swayze420 17d ago

When the hands clap it becomes the Eiffel Tower otherwise it's just a spit roast.

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u/Indigo2015 17d ago

Sparkling spit roast

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 17d ago

Its an Alabama spit roast if yer arm wrasslin on her back.

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u/Telemere125 17d ago

I thought that was when it was during a family reunion

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u/_YenSid 17d ago

Sex is always a family reunion in Alabama.

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u/ProbablySlacking 17d ago

Wait, I thought a Devil’s Triangle was like quarters?

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u/paging_mrherman 17d ago

Thera a family guy bit where someone like

I had a devils threesome.

What’s that?

3 guys.

That’s just gay sex

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u/siantmercury 17d ago

Hello? Didn’t people drag Miss Sabrina for an album cover last year where she was in a similarly compromising position?

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 17d ago

it's almost like sex sells or something

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u/reality72 17d ago

Can confirm, I like sex because monke brain

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 17d ago

we are all monke

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 17d ago

I also choose that guys monke

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u/mooptastic 17d ago edited 17d ago

almost like this is a reaction sub that is constantly being farmed for karma by posting obviously contradictory or objectively incorrect posts and captions, or stoking gender/racial division

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u/rabton 17d ago

Yep - OP only posts in "Tea" and Indian subs and half the posts are direct contradictions.

It's almost sad how easy it is to stir drama to farm some karma

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 17d ago

There's been an insane uptick of celebrity related shit. Most of it by this particular poster. I report it for low effort.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 17d ago

A system of sex, interlinked within sells, interlinked within one fem

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 17d ago

It was this one

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u/SoulCrusher2018 17d ago

Isn't that what Spinal Tap wanted their Album cover to be?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 17d ago

Basically, except she would be fully nude and the dude would be shoving a glove in her face, hence the title "Smell the Glove".

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u/canonry 17d ago

The record company thought it was too sexy or something, so they had to change it.

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u/Ambitious_Manager_82 17d ago

"Sexist not sexy"

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u/Thorn-Wishes-Aegis 17d ago

its literally the joke and I thought it was epic

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u/Calm_Effective6650 17d ago

Smell the glove

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u/Gogyoo 17d ago

Well, this one's called Lick My Love Pump.

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u/Drapabee 17d ago

D minor, the saddest of all keys 😢

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u/GoblinWrangl3r 17d ago

She looks like she just got throat fucked tbh

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u/geogeology 17d ago

Yeah people did drag her for it. OP is presenting a completely bad faith argument.

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u/terminbee 17d ago

OP's picture is an AI picture of a buff dude wearing a cap with a skull; that should tell you everything.

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u/A__SPIDER 17d ago

In this sub? I don’t believe you

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u/PuckSenior 17d ago

I mean, to go further, is anyone dragging Sidney Sweeney for doing sexual stuff? I thought her controversy was more about politics than "big boobs in your face"

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u/Cupids-Sparrow 17d ago

Yeah there was actually a controversy around it, people didn't let it fly. She even had to come up with an alternate cover.

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u/Open-Gate-7769 17d ago

Except she kept the original as the primary cover because she basically said “yall are crazy, I love this cover”

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u/Forever_Inspired 17d ago

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u/MilwaukeeMan420 17d ago

A simpler time

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u/WaitroseValueVodka 17d ago

I remember when I was outraged by Robin Thicke

Sweet summer child

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u/changleosingha 17d ago

Beetle juice and the Tongue

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u/lucky_jack777 17d ago

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u/Other-Ad-8510 17d ago

Culture war bots are gonna culture war until at least the midterms

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u/Shenloanne 17d ago

Culture wars will continue to be fought to avoid us fighting class war.

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u/Mack1305 17d ago

1000%

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u/Uh-Usernames 17d ago edited 17d ago

Literally 😭😭

People act like a woman expressing her sexuality is the same thing as killing people and starting nuclear war 😭😭😭

Same thing with Sydney Sweeneys Sports ad. No, it's literally not that deep 😭. Tiktok just likes to take republican / conservative view points and repackage them as progressive 😭

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u/HermanThaGerman 17d ago

It's literally not that deep

Wish I was.

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u/NegativeEBITD 17d ago

The issue isn't that Sydney Sweeney did anything, it's that gambling degenerates who can't pay attention without tits on the screen are now mainstream.

We used to shame people like that into being better. Now they're the most reliable American gooner- I mean consumer.

Sydney Sweeney is the personification of idiocracy.

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u/totashi777 17d ago

Yall really gonna pretend Sabrina didnt get hate for this?

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u/Equus-007 17d ago

Close to 0% of the actual population gives a rat's ass what either of them do.

Stop feeding the ragebait media.

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u/MWBurbman 17d ago

It’s lame that it’s just non stop posts about the same culture war shit.

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u/Maleficent-Crew-5424 17d ago

Elections are right around the corner, it's gonna be like this for a while unfortunately.

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u/Sancticide 17d ago

I mean, Sydney is an actress, not a simger/dancer, so if she did it it would kinda be weird. Like, where would this take place? In a movie? On Kimmel Live? This makes zero sense.

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u/YakAcceptable5635 17d ago

Yeah wtf is this?

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u/BenMessina 17d ago

I saw it too but you bested me

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u/caw_the_crow 17d ago

Is this a deepfake? Wtf

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u/beezneezy 17d ago

Yeah I saw this too and I can’t continue without this being the main discussion point…

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u/Acceptingoptimist 17d ago

Who is that and how the fuck did you see it?

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u/SignoreBanana 17d ago

Guessing AI post processing? but who tf knows

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u/_frank_tank 17d ago

Clearly the only solution here is to have both of them don string bikinis, grease up, and wrestle. Winner takes all.

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u/aimeelee76 17d ago

I just want heath care.

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u/MomsAreola 17d ago

I remember when Britney dropped on the scene and everyone complained about how a 16yo dressed like a 25yo. Now we got 25yo women dressing like an 8 year olds doll. wtf is this.

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u/Bennyseed 17d ago

Wtf is your account name 😵‍💫

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar 17d ago

Fake internet culture wars

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u/RagingAnemone 17d ago

It's election season. People paying good money to create fake internet culture wars.

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u/Gay-_-Jesus 17d ago

Im so sick of this shit lol. It’s either Sweeney or Clancy. Every post, trying to divide everyone

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u/BradPittbodydouble 17d ago

Yuuuup. Also I remember culture war complaints about that pose too

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u/IfICouldStay 17d ago

TIL, Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are two different people.

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u/AceOBlade 17d ago

Sabrina carpenter is the one who's boyfriend is a Macchiato.

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u/ZeeBalls 17d ago

“Iconic” is a choice here.

But hey, to each their own.

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 17d ago

Oh please, nobody would believe Sydney Sweeney's a witch.

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u/Witty_Ad_898 17d ago

Who? And also, who?

Who gives a fuck? We have bigger problems than celebrity tabloid drama.

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u/betsylang 17d ago

Sweeney would never. Thats a black man!

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u/Doodiecarrier 17d ago

lmao

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u/Overly_Mehdicated 17d ago

The "Top 1% Commenter" tags really bring this image together.

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u/Past-Lecture-3769 17d ago

non other than " top 1% commentator "

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u/FabianGladwart 17d ago

Sabrina's whole brand is being horny and it appeals to horny people

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u/Blond-N-Buff80 17d ago

Such a tryhard

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u/jammed7777 17d ago

Why is this subs deal about the fake Sydney Sweeney controversy

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u/Broad-Werewolf848 17d ago

It's an incel slop sub now. That's really all there is to it 🤷‍♂️

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u/mcauthon2 17d ago

I was wondering why I kept seeing stuff about her on the front page and all 3 have been from this sub

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u/Kibblebitz 17d ago

The guy that posted this has 612,080 post karma and 9,900 comment karma, and has been a Redditor for 5 months.

If anyone falls for this puddle deep manufactured culture war slop they really need to take a step back and think about why they are so easily led around.

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u/Dependent_Amount6825 17d ago

This Sydney Sweeney psyop is old. Let’s talk about how pedophiles are burning our planet down

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u/MasterOutlaw 17d ago

Instead of leaving it here, you could have just left it in the trash where it belonged.

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u/LastOfTheGiants2020 17d ago

Lol Sabrina Carpenter really is "edgy Taylor Swift"

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u/Cautious-Sun6494 17d ago

More like *slutty Taylor Swift*.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 17d ago

As someone who only knows about sabrina carpenter through random social media tidbits I feel like her entire thing is just "I might be short, but I sure do like sex!"

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u/Jormungand1342 17d ago edited 17d ago

Im a guy so the target audience for the Sydney Sweeney commercial. 

And there is a nuance here that I feel is lost on so many people. 

Sabrina Carpenter (example, the music os definitely not targeted at me.) is doing that during her show. You can argue her audience, and ages and so many other things. In the end though im buying a ticket to a show. I have to expect to see this. She does it at a bunch of shows and is doing it during a song about Juno. This would be like getting mad at Rage Against the Machine for being politically motivated, yes I know people have. They are just as stupid. 

With Sydney Sweeney, all her stuff is way more accessible. Ive seen that add on TV, youtube, and in public. Stuff like that used to be banished to only seen after 10/11pm on TV. You saw that if you were up late (or a horny teen seeking it out)

But you had to seek it out. 

So the fact that it is that revealing and risqué isn't that big of a deal. IF this was playing on FX or something at 11pm. The fact that im seeing it on YouTube at 2pm and I know about because it popped up on my friends kids YouTube is insanity. 

We are having it shoved in our faces and then called so many things depending on the stance we take. 

I dont hate her, I hate the systems we have on place that make this normal. 

Don't even fucking start me on the gambling and sports angle. 

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u/2grim4u 17d ago

I mostly agree with this. I think it should be higher. I will say though that I don't think her music's target audience is male, but not really relevant. 

I'll add, she is performing for herself, for her fans in a show, and Sweeny is not. She's hocking another person's product. I think that all together is the biggest difference: performance vs marketing.

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u/Think_Bluebird_4804 17d ago

Must be boring fighting a culture war.

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u/MJ-Franklin 17d ago

Other women are a lot less threatened by Sabrina because she's a midget.

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u/iotl4444 17d ago

I once saw Sabrina described as "what gay men think straight men are attracted to" and I think that's really accurate

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u/NegativeEBITD 17d ago

It's almost like her brand is tailored to women, not to men.

Unlike someone else in this conversation.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 17d ago

I mean she's hot, kinda impossible to deny

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u/robertoxd 17d ago

Personally she gives me uncanny valley vibes, mature face with strong make up while being that short feels off

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u/RockinRoxas 17d ago

*because her tits are midgets

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u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 17d ago

not everyone loves a massive set of honkers

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 17d ago

Sidney Sweeney did do this. The entirety of Euphoria was her "doing this."

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u/0rangeVenom 17d ago

I mean people get upset at Sabrina for it too. People are puritanical online. Go read her comments; it's all Christian reactionary bullshit. Not sure what angle this is coming from.

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u/ExpertOver3046 17d ago

And she’s just as much of a whore and weird, if not weirder than sydney

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u/Altruistic-Star-3862 17d ago

does anyone still actually care about this culture war bs? it's so exhausting, how do any of y'all have the energy especially doing it for free?

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u/glazedapplefritter 17d ago

People have scrutinized Sabrina doing stuff like this while on tour. Remember her album cover? It had people saying she normalizes DV against women.

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u/aya00303 17d ago

We’re calling anything iconic nowadays

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u/bhop_monsterjam 17d ago edited 17d ago

what in the usa culture war am I looking at

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u/KylosLeftHand 17d ago

I’m chronically online enough to know that Sabrina was also dragged for a lot of stuff on this tour and for the album cover and pictures that came out around this time.

Also, Sabrina markets herself and her image to young women and sings songs about dumb men, while Sydney very much markets herself to men even going so far as to sell soap made with her bath water targeted to male audiences. You’re comparing apples to melons.

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u/CrashDummyBuddy 17d ago

"I don't perform for the male gaze" or something like that she said...

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u/DesolateHowl 17d ago

Sabrina Carpenter did this on her tour at the venues that people bought tickets to see her, not on a commercial where everyone has to see it just by not paying to stop ads.

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u/BlueFairyWolf 17d ago

Look mom, more fake culture wars to divide Americans so we won't rise against the billionaire and trillionaire class(es).

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u/chronoffxyz 17d ago

Kinda tired of the mass hypersexualization of fucking everything. Would love to go a day or two without seeing a billboard with Sweeney’s jugs on it.

Did I miss the meeting where everyone decided that all brands need to be mega fuckable?

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u/Resident-Weekend1906 17d ago

"iconic" and it's just some hoe getting spitroasted

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u/True_Protection6842 17d ago

The iconic Eifel Tower?

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u/fattsmann 17d ago

The context matters -- Sabrina Carpenter is pretty open about how she's using her sexuality for "commerce."

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u/Ritualsexclub 17d ago

Make spit roasting more socially acceptable 

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u/Reverend_Tommy 17d ago

Can people stop paying attention to that no-talent Trumper hack, Sydney Sweeney? I swear, there's an inverse correlation between an actress's talent and how often she appears in lingerie.

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u/Anxious-Dimension571 17d ago

Why is this sub 90% culture-war bullshit?