r/PoursTea • • 5h ago

Storm In A Teacup đŸ” The evolution of the presidency

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u/B1GD8A 5h ago

that's after trump said to cheat like hell at another rally too.

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u/npacilio 5h ago

And?

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u/DaTruSpork 5h ago

You're pro-cheating? Pro-race-to-the-bottom?

What an absolutely 'brave' take.... out of curiosity, what is your highest level of education?

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u/npacilio 5h ago

Masters degree

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u/DaTruSpork 5h ago

lol, ok kid

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u/B1GD8A 5h ago

naw I buy it. It's like that old joke: What do you call the person who graduated med school bottom of their class?

Doctor.

Probably got his MBA at Trump University or something.

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u/DaTruSpork 5h ago

Oof. You may be right.... top of their bottom education....

Well, if it makes them feel good about advocating for a pedophile and encouraging the destruction of the country they, allegedly, love then I suppose it is clear to all that it was truly the worst of the worst schools

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u/npacilio 4h ago

What’s your highest level of education?

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u/Low_Feedback4160 3h ago

Education in reality is irrelevant when it comes to who you should vote for. Even the most well educated of one subject can be among the bottom 10% of people when it comes to understanding another subject

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u/npacilio 2h ago

I agree, education usually is only significant with real earnings. But then again it all depends on what you get educated in

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u/americanleadRnsmores 3h ago

Masters in boot licking

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u/npacilio 2h ago

Correct. And it pays well

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 5h ago

We'll celebrate when he dies

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u/npacilio 5h ago

That’s horrible

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 5h ago

Lol, I'm glad you think that.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 4h ago

I will quite possibly wank myself into a cross eyed stupor when he finally does

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u/B1GD8A 4h ago

look, I know most of the country at this point is going to celebrate like the Ewoks seeing the Death Star blow up when Donnie shits himself for the final time in his jail cell after serving 40 years of his life sentence, living to 120 just watching the world move past, but...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4lRjeu1187nGzUrK

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u/TheLastHotstepper 4h ago

Thankfully, im not American and dont reside in the states

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u/B1GD8A 4h ago

Thankfully, im not American and dont reside in the states

It's more that I don't think even his wives wanted to think about Donald during sexy time.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 4h ago

Neither would thatchers husband by then end but that didnt stop me from ripping the heid off it

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u/B1GD8A 3h ago

touché. I underestimated your... whatever you have. fortitude? horrifying fetish for cranking one out when evil goes?

Jesus if you had been alive in '45 you'd have jerked it clean off and taken yer baw bag with it!

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u/npacilio 4h ago

What will he be getting a life sentence for?

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u/Dry_Perspective9215 3h ago

Man, I assume if you put this much effort into defending a child rapist, you are probably a child rapist.

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u/npacilio 2h ago

Poor use of context clues. But that’s expected from left wing voters who use Reddit as a social outlet

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u/B1GD8A 4h ago

What will he be getting a life sentence for?

He's literally on tape sharing classified information after he was no longer president, and found with MORE than enough classified documents (including nuclear secrets) poorly stored in his shitter.

The judge presiding over the case didn't dismiss it because he was innocent. She accepted Trump's legal team's argument that Joe Biden didn't have authority to appoint special counsels. When Hunter Biden attempted that argument in the Supreme Court, it got shot down.

there's more than enough to justify life in Supermax.

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u/Content-Fudge489 2h ago

Hopefully it will be retired correctly.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Royal Watcher 5h ago

Vote for a potential 5k from the U.S. government, and there will literally be no recovery from that. Every future election will be "won" in the same way until the treasury is emptied. I mean, assuming you weren't already alarmed by Trump's blatant attempt to buy voters, this should still alarm you. There is literally only one way you can vote for the future of our country. The alternative is not a vote for our future at all because there will be no future.

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u/Full-District- 5h ago

What do you call $40 Trillion in debt other than an empty Treasury?

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u/my_little_throwny 5h ago

Theres always a new rock bottom...

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u/carlnepa 5h ago

Class speaks for itself, TrumpStein speaks for himself and MAGA and his Repugnicant enablers. All heads must roll this November 3rd.

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u/EdlynnTB 5h ago

Just when you think you have hit rock bottom, there's a trap door.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Royal Watcher 5h ago

I suppose there is no point to saying that we're already fucked other than to say, let's not be more fucked than we're already fucked. What else can I say? Hope is the last thing to die.

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u/still-waiting2233 5h ago

When you owe the bank 100k it is your problem
 when you owe them 100 million it’s their problem

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u/Tactless_Ninja 5h ago

A fElony.

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u/Casingdacat 2h ago

I call it being perilously close to defaulting on the debt because we can’t even afford to pay the interest on it.

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u/EdlynnTB 5h ago

Vote for $5000 that no one will ever get, another lie from the lier in chief.

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u/Totorotextbook 5h ago

There will never be a 5K and anyone who actually believes that needs to stop huffing Trump’s diaper.

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u/No-Letter341 4h ago

I almost want them to win so they have to be held accountable for the 5k payout and watch the excuses they make to avoid it

Of course though, when they lose thats gonna be a talking point "oh well we would've gave you $5k but clearly the democrats hate you so much that they dont want you to have $5k"

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u/Totorotextbook 4h ago

Oh I already know his one word answer, ‘Biden’.

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u/Just_Cartographer258 5h ago

It blow inflation out the roof.. derp derp MAGA will pay that 5 grand ten times over..

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u/WhereDaStonksBro 5h ago

Well at least we know what the end of Democracy costs.

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u/EveningFollowing9966 4h ago

Except there is no way those checks go out.

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u/QuietRiot5150 2h ago

Anyone who thinks they're getting five grand from that fool is on crack. Lol

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u/Ill-Description3096 23m ago

"Buying" votes is nothing new. Whether it is directly or indirectly it's just how things work. "Vote for me and I will do X for you" is pretty much the baseline at this point.

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u/TheDownvoter85 5h ago

Or the illegals will just take it with fraud schemes.

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u/Hatshepsut99 5h ago

lol or Trump was lying, just like he does about everything. Spoiler alert: Trump and his merry band of morons cost taxpayers a hell of a lot more than illegals.

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u/Ok-Cardiologist-6707 4h ago

Did some podcaster trying to get views tell you that story? Meanwhile, Trump has pardoned dozens of actual giant fraudsters who paid him off with a donation, scamming millions of people out of hundreds of millions of dollars. Still no evidence or arrests coming out of all those stories of immigrant fraudsters Nick Shirley invented, however. Because they’re telling you want you want to hear, not reality.

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 5h ago

Kennedy, despite his faults, had class. Trump has no class and is all faults.

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u/Substantial_Pace_739 5h ago

He really couldn’t be more of a pos if he tried.

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u/RVtech101 5h ago

lol, he could be a rapist, have a porn star mistress and 34 criminal felony convictions. Oh, wait, trumps a pos without trying.

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u/TheDownvoter85 5h ago

Cheating on his wife with Marilyn Monroe?

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 5h ago

Among alleged others.

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u/Gambling_Raven 56m ago

Trump cheated on all 3 of his wives

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 5h ago

"America isn't the way it is because he's president. He's president because of the way America is." - David Cochran -  Canadian Journalist

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u/Some-Tear3499 4h ago

There is a lot of truth in that.

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u/Low-Essay-113 Tea Queen 👑 5h ago

The single most divisive president in the history of the us.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 5h ago

/s yeah

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u/Low-Essay-113 Tea Queen 👑 5h ago

/s no

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u/TheLastHotstepper 5h ago

Abraham Lincoln or Donald Trump are easily ahead of him, considering one caused a civil war and the other one wants to destroy america and half the country is against it.

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u/Low-Essay-113 Tea Queen 👑 5h ago edited 4h ago

First off I’m talking about Trump. And Please please pick up a history book.

After Abraham Lincoln won the presidential election, his opposition to the expansion of slavery prompted several Southern states to secede and form the Confederate States of America. The war officially began when Confederate forces opened fire on the federal garrison at Fort Sumter in Charleston, South Carolina, on April 12, 1861. Confederates started the civil war because they didn’t want to have to follow the new law of not being allowed to own slaves.

Divisive things Trump has said

Trump published social media posts labeling Democrats and specific leaders like Chuck Schumer as "human garbage"

Trump called domestic political opponents and Democrats "the enemy from within" (it really does not get more on the nose divisive than that)

Trump asserted that Democrats "hate the country" and are actively "destroying our country" through their policies

Trump on Jan.6 told the crowd to “fight like hell because if you don’t you won’t have a country anymore” moments before they marched onto the capitol building and attempted to violently halt the democratic process. (Again really can’t get more on the nose divisive)

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u/88Dubs 2h ago

11 mo old, post hidden bot account. Do not engage.

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u/Full-District- 5h ago

I blame Newt Gingrich and the conservative media machine.

It's destroyed any semblance of critical thinking the average voter may have had at one point. All they know is "Me - Good, You - Evil".

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u/npacilio 5h ago

Yes it’s ruined both sides of the spectrum

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u/EdlynnTB 5h ago

De-evolution

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u/degrees_of_certainty 5h ago

my first thought

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u/npacilio 5h ago

For both sides

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u/Hatshepsut99 5h ago

um, no democratic president or even any democratic politician has ever been as dumb or corrupt as Trump, so not sure where you’re getting this both sides bs.

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u/npacilio 4h ago

Jimmy Carter was a terrible president

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Did he ever say he was going to shove anything up anyone’s ass? Or any of the crude, crass, coarse, callous shit Trump has said?

No. He was a decent man. Unlike this current president.

You could want your son to grow up and be like Carter. Anyone who wants their kid to be like trump should not be a parent.

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u/npacilio 2h ago

Want my son to be like Carter? Didn’t he get punked by Iran the whole time he was in office?

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u/Ok_Celebration8134 5h ago

No Class. No Couth. No Decorum.

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 5h ago

The US is the laughing stock of the world.

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u/TheDownvoter85 5h ago

yet they would all chose to live here if they could.

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u/Hatshepsut99 5h ago

lol spoken like so one who’s never left their shitty hometown. Ive traveled all over the world for work and vacation, visited every continent besides Antarctica, and I promise you, the overwhelmingLu. ast majority of people in the world do not want to live here right now.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Yeah they watch their propaganda “news” networks and believe everything that is said because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Please believe that the majority Americans don’t think like that. We see that the world is repulsed by what they see in America right now.

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u/Sir_Chaddeus 4h ago

Lol no, you smooth-brain. I'm perfectly fine where I am.

If I had to move to another country, America would be near the bottom of the list.

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u/Jacky_dain 3h ago

The world looks at the U.S like how the U.S looks at Florida

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u/Senor_Federigo 5h ago

I'd sooner choose to live in Black Plague era Europe than your crass, imperialist cesspool of a country.

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u/Da_Vader 5h ago

2 years ago, he told them that they won't have to vote anymore!

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u/whatthefunthisis 5h ago

Trump is an abomination

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u/palmfrond_ Pinkie Finger Extended 5h ago

Always the butt stuff with this guy

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u/Fit_Explorer_2566 5h ago

The devolution of the presidency.

FIFY

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u/Sad-Act7467 5h ago

Like that tent stake that kicked up his ass?

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u/DontcallmeEddy 5h ago

You misspelled "devolution."

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u/zapglenn 5h ago

Sounds like something a rapi$t would say....

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u/KilgoreT59 5h ago

From the top, the cream of the crop, to the bottom of the cesspool.

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u/no-sign-oflife 5h ago

Surely he'd ask consent?

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u/Redbeardthe1st 4h ago

JFK was partly right and partly wrong. You should ask what you can do for your country, but you should also ask what your country can do for you. There needs to be a balance between Individualism and Collectivism. Too much Individualism hurts the rest of society, and too much Collectivism lets people fall through the cracks.

A healthy society needs everyone contributing to the common good, but Society needs to take care of everyone so they can continue to contribute.

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u/Realistic-Pudding341 4h ago

I'm too embarrassed to vacation overseas. How our country has fallen.

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u/Gloomy-Bridge9112 5h ago

De-evolution.

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u/thomas1126 5h ago

Scum of the Earth 🌍

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u/Mr_R0mpers 5h ago

I hate everything

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u/Current-Square-4557 5h ago

JFK wanted to show how the U.S. treats its allies so he said “Ich bin ein Berliner.”

DJT wanted to show how the U.S. treats its allies so he said, “we could quickly win a war with Alaska and make it a state.”

Both sides are NOT the same.

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 5h ago

More like devolution of the office

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u/ElectroConvert 5h ago

I believe the proper term is "Enshittification"

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u/Working_Welder155 5h ago

Devolution you mean......

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u/amalgaman 5h ago

You don’t even have to go back that far. Literally just look at Joe, Obama, or even W.

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u/ArchonFett 5h ago

I actually second his words, but not for his side.

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u/Hatshepsut99 5h ago

how far we’ve fallen.

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u/theirishseller 5h ago

Their = children.

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u/Plenty_Feeling_8013 4h ago

trump sure has a way of ahowing his concern for everyone

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u/Leaislala 4h ago

Did he really say that? I mean I shouldn’t be surprised but why does he have to be so vulgar. It’s just so base

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

That’s what his supporters want. Someone just as crude and disgusting as they are. So they can feel better about themselves.

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u/enditorbuyacoffee 4h ago

As someone watching and voting in the last 40 years of US politics I don't like either of those quotes.

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u/Some-Tear3499 4h ago

Sometimes things get posted about Trump for which there is no legit source to back it up.
But here it is.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/trump-campaigning-ohio-says-midterms-will-bring-big-surprise-rcna601150

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u/GreatService9515 3h ago

Trump is so un-presidential

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u/nolestars 1h ago

Jfk= hero... djt= shitstain

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u/King_Fisher99 1h ago

"Show me a man that gets rich by being a politician, and l'll show you a crook."
-Harry S. Truman

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u/rjactor24 1h ago

This ain’t even close to the worst thing Trump has ever said lmao

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 1h ago

Common communist unite!

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u/Legitimate_Pace_8869 5h ago

Yes, the rules have changed for all politicians and parties

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u/rflulling 5h ago

Some ask for unity as a country. Loyalty only to the country.

Some demand division and unity from the party. Demand loyalty over country.

One need only look at the 70s to see how history is right this moment repeating. New men, same messages.

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u/Important_Bag_6283 5h ago

The "United" States under Trump.

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u/Nycmale9876 5h ago

Cut taxes like jfk

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u/Timely_Rest_503 5h ago

so much class


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u/EyeSuspicious777 5h ago

At least he's being honest about anal rape for once in his life.

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u/Separate-Pickle9963 5h ago

Yeah. JFK did erode the presidency by setting the precedent of a highly polished playboy presidency where image was elevated to the status of substance in a way even exceeding what former presidents had done. We ARE still paying for that.

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 5h ago

Trump has no class. sad he represents our country to the world.

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u/minniedee143 5h ago

He is the meaning of lame duck

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u/safashkan 5h ago

Can cando for you?

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u/Sir_Chaddeus 4h ago

Big mouth, humongous ego, not an ounce of class.

He truly represents his average supporter.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Yes. He represents his supporters well. Not the American people as a whole.

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u/Fubar236 4h ago

Was he daydreaming of sojourns on his favorite island again? F this ped0 Fker

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u/Few-Vacation81 Give me tea! 3h ago

The two Geminis

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u/mournthologist 3h ago

Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country is doing for you!(after all they are being paid to do this with our tax dollars). Always hated the original quote.

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u/DustMonkey383 3h ago

Decorum


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u/ericsonofbruce 2h ago

I love jfk, but my country has to do something for me to compel me to do something for it.

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u/schinkenspecken 2h ago

“ Devolution “

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u/Casingdacat 2h ago

How can my fellow Christians even support this guy? How many cheered when he said this?

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u/fladivebum 1h ago

Politics at the presidential level (while not always being civil), have usually made strides for bipartisan agreements for the general (although special interest groups still purchased a lot of the winning parties support), however, to be that kind of megalomaniac, you've either got no intelligence or lack of humanity. Either way:

,,!,, _ ,,!,,

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u/stderr2 47m ago

Things have gotten more graphic since the 60s

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u/Sly-Fellah3 5h ago

We've come a long way, baby.

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u/stx06 5h ago edited 3h ago

One is more polite than the other, but is there really a difference in the message?

A country is supposed to function on behalf of the people, if "your country is not doing actions for you," what the heck is the point?!

Edit: Sorry for any confusion, this was in regard to how I have seen JFK's quote used today, which has citizens doing all the work for the country to not give anything back, as opposed to the original context, which would have placed it in direct to opposition to what is going on today.

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u/Lejandario_IN 5h ago

You can't be serious. You're saying you can't see the difference between "ask yourself what you can do for the betterment of everyone" vs "vote for me and my team, we're gonna be the winners and shove it in those losers faces"?

No wonder that idiot won if some people are willfully blind and deaf to what he's saying

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u/stx06 5h ago

With the way the quote gets used in isolation? Sure, I can!

That is the one bit I always see quoted, no use of:

"We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution. Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans — born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage — and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world."

It has taken on an unfortunate connotation, where the average person is stuck in an all give, but not take relationship with the government, where people get mad that their taxes are used to better anyone in the country, even themselves, but bombing the oblivion out of other people is treated as normal business.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

I wonder if some right wing news guy said this— that both are the same— because I’ve seen 3 comments now saying there’s no difference.

In reality there’s virtually no similarity.

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u/dietitianmama 5h ago

Kennedy gave that speech at his presidential inauguration. It wasn’t a campaign speech.

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u/Appropriate_Will_154 5h ago

“You ain’t black if you don’t vote Democrat.”

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Have nothing but distractions and finger pointing. Never a solid defense of your guy.

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u/Appropriate_Will_154 3h ago

Not a defense. Just keeping it relative. You’re upset at a guy telling his base to partake in the democratic process and then end it with a crass line. Really nothing wrong with that. Yet you’re “vote blue no matter who” is a white guy essentially taking away POC agency by telling them how to vote

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

No. I’m not. I’m not a democrat. I can just see how disgusting and low this is.

If you can’t see why that language shouldn’t be used by a president, that’s a problem.

And I’m not thinking about Biden. That was a long time ago. Trump is president now.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 5h ago

Kennedy was shot and Trump was winged.

gotta say, it's hard to say which was better.

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u/Complete_Break1319 2h ago

The irony of socialists posting this. Perverting the meaning per usual

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u/Minute-Translator-20 1h ago

A more agresive way of asking the same question.

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u/Ban_Incomming 45m ago

Victory will be ours. Drive the leftists into the sea!

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u/Agent847 5h ago

The irony here is that today’s Democrat party is the literal inversion of Kennedy’s speech. It’s all about what the government is going to do for you: free education, paid off student loans, free healthcare, affordable housing, price fixing, and punishing people they don’t like.

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u/Hatshepsut99 5h ago

the government is us, genius. We just want the taxes we already pay (and pay more of than loser red states, fyi) to pay for things that will actually make our lives better instead of throwing a trillion dollars at the military so they can murder more little Iranian schoolgirls. Not having to sell your house to lay for cancer treatment is not a big ask anywhere else in the world.

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u/Agent847 4h ago

The fact that you think the government is YOU is the problem. It’s not. And for the entirety of human history, it never has been. Power doesn’t give two flying shits about you. So keep hoping it will do things for you.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

No you are the problem. Just because people take over and abuse a system, that doesn’t mean give up and hand it over to them. In America, we really can take it back.

But so many people like you are so quick to just say everything is hopeless.

The money we pay runs the government. We have every right to expect it to work for us. Or the alternative is to just say nothing is worth trying for.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Nah. No one is talking about “free” anything except republicans misrepresenting the left.

People know that nothing is free. We want our tax money to work for common people. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

We are already paying the money. We want it used for things that help us. Why would you not want that?

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u/discordianofslack 1h ago

Yea imagine getting something for your tax dollars other than enriching some conman.

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u/Grelueen 4h ago

I think both presidents shown represent the US population perfectly at the time they were in office. The population has simply changed over the last 60 years.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Trump doesn’t represent me or the people I know and respect.

Yeah lots of people share his depravity. But absolutely not representative of the American population.

A sizable minority are as low as he is, but to say he “represents the population perfectly” is not correct

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u/No-Longer_Me 2h ago

Posting a ruthless philanderer, next to a ruthless philanderer, doesn’t really make the point you’re trying to make.

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u/Unlucky-Explorer886 2h ago

They used to be a little bit more dignified about it at least

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u/mars_soup 5h ago

Didn’t JFK’s VP go around the White House whipping his dick out to show the staff and reporters?

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u/Mean_Cardiologist180 5h ago

Didn't you peek through the windows to get a closer look?

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u/TheLastHotstepper 5h ago

Unknown: "She used to be great, she's still very beautiful."

Trump: "I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her, she was married."

Unknown: "That's huge news there."

Trump: "No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."

Bush: "Your girl's hot as shit. In the purple."

Multiple voices: "Whoah. Yes. Whoah."

Bush: "Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man."

Trump: "Look at you. You are a pussy."

Bush: "You gotta get the thumbs up."

Trump: "Maybe it's a different one."

Bush: "It better not be the publicist. No, it's, it's her."

Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

Bush: "Whatever you want."

Trump: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

Bush: "Yeah those legs. All I can see is the legs."

Trump: "It looks good."

Bush: "Come on shorty."

Trump: "Oh nice legs huh."

Bush: "Get out of the way honey. Oh that's good legs. Go ahead."

Trump: "It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?"

[As Mr Trump attempts to leave the vehicle he struggles with the door]

Bush: "Down below, pull the handle."

[Mr Trump exits the bus and greets actress Arianne Zucker]

Trump: "Hello, how are you? Hi."

Zucker: "Hi Mr Trump. How are you?"

Trump: "Nice seeing you. Terrific. Terrific. You know Billy Bush?"

Bush: "Hello nice to see you. How are you doing Arianne?"

Zucker: "I'm doing very well thank you. [Addressing Trump] Are you ready to be a soap star?"

Trump: "We're ready. Let's go. Make me a soap star."

Bush: "How about a little hug for the Donald, he's just off the bus?"

Zucker: "Would you like a little hug darling?"

Trump: "Absolutely. Melania said this was okay."

Bush: "How about a little hug for the Bushy, I just got off the bus? Here we go, here we go. Excellent."

[Mr Bush gesticulates towards Ms Zucker as he turns to Mr Trump]

Bush: "Well you've got a good co-star here."

Trump: "Good. After you. Come on Billy, don't be shy."

Bush: "Soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens."

Trump: "Get over here, Billy."

Zucker: "I'm sorry, come here."

Bush: "Let the little guy in there. Come on."

Zucker: "Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now, better? I should actually be in the middle."

Bush: "It's hard to walk next to a guy like this."

Zucker: "Wait. Hold on."

[Ms Zucker changes position and walks between the two men]

Bush: "Yeah you get in the middle. There we go."

Trump: "Good. That's better."

Zucker: "This is much better."

Trump: "That's better."

Bush: "Now if you had to choose, honestly, between one of us. Me or the Donald, who would it be?"

Trump: "I don't know, that's tough competition."

Zucker: "That's some pressure right there."

Bush: "Seriously, you had to take one of us as a date."

Zucker: "I have to take the Fifth [Amendment of the US Constitution] on that one."

Bush: "Really?"

Zucker: "Yep. I'll take both."

[They reach the end of the corridor]

Trump: "Which way?"

Zucker: "Make a right. Here we go."

Bush: "Here he goes. I'm gonna leave you here. Give me my microphone."

Trump: "Okay. Okay. Oh, you're finished?"

Bush: "You're my man. Yeah."

Trump: "Oh. Good."

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u/mars_soup 4h ago

Didn’t read all of that, but was it a “yes, he whipped his dick out”, or “no”?

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u/TheLastHotstepper 4h ago

It highlights your faux outrage. If its only a problem when the "other side" do it, then its clearly not an actual problem to you.

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u/mars_soup 4h ago

Who said anything about sides? Am I right?

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u/TheLastHotstepper 4h ago

It highlights your faux outrage. If its only a problem when the "other side" do it, then its clearly not an actual problem to you.

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u/npacilio 5h ago

Yes he did but they don’t want to talk about that

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u/SeniorHope841 5h ago

He wasn’t facing a midterm election he was covering for a foiled Cuban invasion. It was a good written speech. It’s a shame the Dems took him out as well.

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u/FrontMaleficent6788 5h ago

Yeah nobody does anything anymore lazy kids need everything given to them

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u/jfkrfk123 5h ago

JFK had a couple dings on his file
And he didn’t write that speech. ;)

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Anything to avoid thinking about Trump. There’s literally no defense for that crude, disgusting guy

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u/jfkrfk123 3h ago

I hear ya but Reddit is not the place to go if you’re truly trying to avoid thinking about that guy..

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u/psilocin72 2h ago

I usually do alright because I mute anything that promotes him or draws me into the hate of him. Then this comes up and I let myself fall in


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u/jfkrfk123 2h ago

I read once that the Kennedy campaigns skirted campaign finance rules by giving the Catholic Church 1,000,000 dollars of which the church would return to the family 900,000$ to be used under the radar to help Jack get elected.. probably common practice in politics
. Then and now. Potentially

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u/GrampaDoohickey 5h ago

Same message, different dialect

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

How’s it the same message? I don’t get it.

Ask what you can do for your country vs 
 shove it up their ass. That’s not the same.

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u/GrampaDoohickey 3h ago

Voting steers the country. It impacts our future. That's the same result Kennedy was steering towards. Shoving it up the Democrats ass is just icing on the cake.

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u/psilocin72 3h ago

Ok so the message isn’t the same. The goal is. The message used to try to reach that goal is very different because the people who are persuaded to vote for each of these guys are very different.

One group wants uplifting language about a unified country. The other wants to shove things up peoples asses.

Disgusting

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u/GrampaDoohickey 2h ago

When Democrats are embracing socialism/communism diplomacy and genteel grammar are out the window. It's bare knuckle boxing moving forward