r/dashcams • • 7h ago

Bro got stuck in rule 1

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u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 7h ago

Had a guy yell at us one day for this was a one way lane just big enough for a car. They entered into the lane going the wrong way. Got out and started yelling at me and the other two cars behind me because we wouldn't move out of the way. The person sits there yelling at the rop of there lungs. Eventually a cop showed up they still refuse to leave. Cop called tow truck had them towed and left.

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u/VicDough 7h ago

The hill people decide to die on 🙄

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 6h ago

Cause it didnt happen

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u/DirtandPipes 5h ago

Why do you think people would make up trivial lies about day to day occurrences? Is it something you or your family commonly do?

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u/just_a_person_maybe 4h ago

I told a story once about a funny thing my 12 year old niece said and got some loser saying I made it up. Like kids can't make jokes or something? Idk. Obviously people do make shit up online but these people who act like everything is a lie are ridiculous. I can't help but think their lives must be incredibly boring if they can't even imagine anything strange or interesting or funny or just worth repeating to other people ever happening.

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u/Neibolt_St 3h ago

Why would you make up such a story?

/s

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u/MummifiedForeskins 2h ago

omg did you just lie to me?!

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 1h ago

On the Internet?

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u/DirtandPipes 3h ago

People assume other people think the same way they do, I would bet habitual liars have trouble enjoying stories because they’d constantly think every story they didn’t personally see was a lie.

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u/PaulblankPF 3h ago

I had a friend who is bipolar and had bad swings sometimes even on medication. She’d ask me all the time if how she was perceiving things was the way I was perceiving things or if she’s just being crazy. She wasn’t confident probably from a bunch of misreading peoples intent and stuff before.

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u/tokentyke 2h ago

She seems incredibly self-aware. Having the emotional intelligence to do something like that is admirable. I have a good friend that is bipolar, and that would have made a few situations much easier to handle.

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u/PaulblankPF 2h ago

I mean sort of self aware. She’s a veteran who relies on disability and her veteran benefits and she’s a die hard Trumper. Once she became a Trumper I basically ghosted her. I don’t have the time to try to convince people to not be MAGA so just straight ghost

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u/tokentyke 2h ago

Oh, wow, that's unfortunate. And I don't blame you one bit for ghosting them. It's just not worth the time or energy with that cult. They're either completely stupid, or worse, willfully ignorant.

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 5h ago

Oh you sweet summer child. New to the internet are we?

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u/Samthefather 5h ago

Sounds like you need to touch some grass.

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u/SomeAussiePrick 1h ago

We see people literally shoot each other for mundane reasons on the road via reddit on the daily. But you’re right, THIS is the thing that didn’t happen.

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u/Slightly-Mikey 6h ago

Nothing ever happens. Everything is a lie and every story is made up.

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u/iservice 5h ago

And the points don't matter!

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u/Trivale 3h ago

100% true on Reddit

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u/notheretoargu3 3h ago

Just because you haven’t experienced a specific type of combination of stupid and crazy does not mean it does not exist. People are stupid and crazy in so many ways.

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u/fatgat69 2h ago

You should leave your house more

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u/Fuuuuuuuckimbored 36m ago

It's funny because their username indicates they clearly believe in things that won't ever happen (fantasy). However, they're adamant that a perfectly plausible story never happened. It's like maga claiming that Jan 6th wasn't a coupe, but somehow no kings protests are terrorists. I'd say it's safe to assume they are maple maga and move on.

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u/Retkicks 6h ago

I was trying to turn onto a road to a delivery while driving a tractor trailer combination, and there was a mini van blocking my entrance. I had my blinker on, but couldn't go in until they moved or went. Problem was, they were trying to turn left in front of me and I was blocking their ability to see the rest of oncoming traffic. I sat there for a good 5 minutes with them staring at me and laughing while an enormous line built up behind me. It was just them the entire time, I motioned for them to back up. They motioned no, and that I should back up. I had to eventually put my truck right in front of them and lay on the horn for them to move, the lady driving the van gave me the finger. People are dumb.

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u/OkChocolate3501 6h ago

Bigger vehicle has the right of way. How do you expect someone driving a truck on a main road to back up safely?

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u/Blargimazombie 6h ago

Not to mention the people lined up behind, they couldn't back up I'd they wanted to.

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u/ObsidianMarble 2h ago

Going to say not always on this. The bigger vehicle has the responsibility to make sure that it can complete its maneuver without causing a collision. Too many trucks have failed to navigate a turn or left their lane during a curve. They’re risking other people and setting themselves up for more issues because it is not usually just one tight turn. If you are having that much trouble keeping your lane, your route planning is bad.

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u/OkChocolate3501 6h ago

Bigger vehicle has the right of way. How do you expect someone driving a truck on a main road to back up safely?

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u/sonofaresiii 5h ago

Where I live the roads are bizarrely narrow, like they *look* like they should be one way streets but they aren't. For normal sized cars, if you get all the way to the side you can actually have two lanes of traffic, but you'd have to get way farther over than you'd usually be comfortable with

All locals seem to understand this, you can tell who's lived here for a while and is used to it

but every now and then you get someone driving down the middle of the road like it's a one way, and then they seem to just lose their shit when I drive along and I'm like idk man this road **is** big enough for the two of us, you just need to move over. So many people get so upset about it

And on a tangent, a lot of reactions are really funny, you'll have people that will just full on pull off every time another car comes by. And even though that's funny, it's also really dangerous if you don't know wtf they're doing, because they're fully pulled off so now there's enough room for two lanes of traffic, except they think they're pulling off to allow for *one* lane of traffic. I don't know if I'm explaining that right but the end of the story is there's a lot of times I'll be driving down the road, passing someone I think has pulled off to the side and then they'll dart back into traffic nearly hitting me

(and obviously if there's a big truck or a bus or something on the street, you really do have to just fully pull off or sometimes even just back up and take another street)

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u/Medical_Cup_5972 1h ago

I don't know if this is Seattle, but it sounds like Seattle. Some streets allow parking on both sides, and you can barely fit a single car through... Yet it's technically two lanes/traffic coming in both directions. You have to pull off and wait until it clears before you go through.

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u/PrizeStrawberryOil 15m ago

Is it because of the hills? Duluth is another city with streets like this.

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u/MrSurly 1h ago

What you describe is what I see in parking lots every fucking day. Cars just driving down the middle of a two-way parking lane and driver becoming visibly angry because another car has the audacity to be coming the other way and they have to move over ever so slightly (though still taking up way more than they should).

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u/googlemehard 6h ago

Incredible 

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u/caj_account 4h ago

Happened to me in Prague. I had Hungary plates and I almost got beaten up lol 

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u/murdermostsnaky 3h ago

no-ones yells louder than someone who knows they're in the wrong

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 2h ago

Yonks ago a guy parked in the middle of a two way street waiting for his girlfriend to come out of some shop. He could have moved over a couple of feet and everyone would have been happy despite one lane being blocked.

Someone got out of their car to reason with him and he just sat stone faced smoking a cigarette. The person reasoning with him never raised his voice or seemed visibly angry but cold cocked the driver. Then pulled him out and laid him on the sidewalk. 

The speed and precision were amazing. The car got moved and everyone drove on. I sometimes wonder if there was any aftermath. 

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u/arrived_on_fire 1h ago

That’s some impressive problem solving!

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u/donald7773 49m ago

I get to drive vehicles with lights and sirens at work. I'm not a cop or anything close. I can't drive on the road and use them to pass red lights, but I can move traffic when necessary for my job.

One way street, dude pulls out and turns the wrong way. I'm in an F-250, I swing it side on, block the entire street and wait for I shit you not 4 whole minutes before homie gets the idea that that's not allowed. Funniest minutes of work in my life. I'm in there kackling and just shaking my head "nah" and the guy is mad because he can't follow his friend that I couldn't cut off in time.

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u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 47m ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1h ago

Bullshit. Were you sitting there for an hour???

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u/pixelmuffinn 6h ago

Like fuck that ever happened lol

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u/IW-X6 4h ago

Cop called tow truck? This story makes zero sense.

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u/stormcharger 3h ago

Cops call tow trucks all the time

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u/FunctioningPyscho 7h ago

And then you woke up

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u/JSweaty 6h ago

Like life doesn't happen in stupid ways, you should try living one. 😊

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1h ago

They sat there for an hour???

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u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 7h ago

Nope I sat there laughing at the idiots.

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u/Shamoorti 7h ago

Can't be doing balaclava shit when your plates are on camera. lol

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u/UrethralExplorer 7h ago

Guys also pulling this shit on a car with three dudes in it. Forethought clearly isn't his strong suit.

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u/FrogInShorts 1h ago

Nah, he'd win. It's his special day

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 6h ago

Crystal HD even not like some of these that we have to enhance, enhance, enhanceeee.. oh just print the goddamn thing!!

Gotta have a fake temp tag for that kinda shit.

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u/jeepsaintchaos 3h ago

I'm not sure I would rely on the intellect and decision making of a person who put themselves in this situation.

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u/wtfylat 6h ago

It's because it's staged.

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u/princessbean69420 7h ago

Honestly this is a great video, healthy masculinity in the Christmas car for sure

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u/Mezcal_Madness 6h ago

Who’s going against the power of Mariah

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u/PlusInstruction2719 7h ago

Yeah not bad for a stage video.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 6h ago

What makes you say that?

People be like that out there shits rough nowadays more than ever, go touch a little grass with us and see for yourself.

The global mental health crisis ladies and especially gents (I say that as bipolar type 1 managed)

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u/SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN 3h ago

It’s because the guy is wearing a mask, so they don’t get identified as the bad guy in the viral video.

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u/Dead_NOTsleeping 10m ago

Or they're aware of dashcams in general and it's still possible it's not fake. I getcha but it's inconclusive.

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u/Mysterious-Row-9812 6h ago

..because this is a staged video.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5h ago

You say that but I asked why you say that.

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u/BackToSchoolMuff 4h ago

People say shit like this because it's generally impossible to prove otherwise and it gives them a temporarily feeling of superiority.

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u/Carolinems1 5h ago

really dont think so, the guys look so nervous lol

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Independent_Bar_4946 6h ago

Ok I do think it’s staged but hear me out, it wasn’t actually 2 hours and you should feel silly for saying that.

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u/erichf3893 6h ago

Thanks now we know you’re trolling lol

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5h ago

lol they deleted the comment

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u/WhyAreYouDoingThat69 2h ago

The video cuts every half second it’s so obnoxious

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u/Deaffin 2h ago

What does any part of this have to do with masculine/feminine aspects?

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u/Dewdrop06 7h ago edited 19m ago

What does masculinity have to do with anything here? It's just guys vibing. What an odd comment.

Edit: I'm genuinely asking. It's like the equivalent of seeing a guy and commenting something like: "Wow, check out that guy's breathing.". It's odd. There's a reason why I chose to describe it as odd. It means it's unusual, the comment is unusual.

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u/s_mcivor 6h ago

Real men don't get all pissy when someone brings up masculinity online. (:

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u/Dewdrop06 32m ago

Pissy?... I'm confused. :/

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u/Specific_Property_73 3h ago

Real men were never online in the first place

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u/JeSuisLePain 6h ago

It's just guys vibing

That's healthy masculinity dawg

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u/Dewdrop06 28m ago

Do we really have to point it out? You don't see how it's an odd comment? It's like saying wow check out that guy breathing over there! And everyone claps.

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u/CrazyBrilliant6261 5h ago

No u see they are displaying healthy masculinity by actively provoking the potential threat with an ear horn.

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u/ShransSecretSanta 6h ago

Feeling a little hormonal there bud?

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u/Dewdrop06 26m ago

What you mean? I'm genuinely confused by the odd comment. You don't think it's odd? Do tou know what odd means?

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u/Content_Dimension626 6h ago

Right idk why you're getting downvoted. People love to hate men on Reddit for no reason. LOL. Coming from a woman here.

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u/vslentini 4h ago

How was the OC hating on men? They mentioned healthy masculinity, I'd view that as a compliment towards men.

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u/Dewdrop06 29m ago

Fr. Thanks for your bravery lol. I was just genuinely confused why the mention of masculinity. If I see guys having fun, my first thought is never: "Wow look at that healthy masculinity". It's so odd.

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u/movzx 3h ago

Comment: 'These guys are great'

You: 'People love to hate on men'

Make it make sense.

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u/liquidKatar 7h ago

Lmaoo wholesome

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u/JiJoe6 7h ago

Baclava dude thinking he's a real gangster, only for him to go back, head low.

What a gangster 🤣

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u/One_Kick_9603 7h ago

Mmmm baklava sweet pastry. Oh sorry you meant balaclava. My mistake

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u/BatMail79 6h ago

I was in my teens when I read the book Ice Station Zebra. I couldn't figure out why the characters were wearing pastries.

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 6h ago

haha thats funny

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u/CincoBrosTM 6h ago

Mmmmm a most delicious head covering

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u/HausuGeist 3h ago

A great way to end up on a cold slab.

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u/ScatteredLodges 7h ago

2 hours? That song long af lol.

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u/Dock_Ellis45 7h ago

It really is. Especially when you hate it.

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 7h ago

Yeah, I don’t think that was in the original I saw a couple months ago

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u/kyrant 7h ago

Definitely not 2 hours as that family is still in the shot.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 7h ago

Perhaps you're playing along, but I believe you missed the joke. 

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u/kyrant 7h ago

I originally was going to comment at how slow the family was walking for 2 hours, but wasn't sure if person i responded too was making a joke or not.

So I was wooooshed.

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u/disc0chimp 5h ago

Big strong toddler has to hide his face awwww...

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u/PattyIceNY 3h ago

Gotta be a fake video right? Who carries an air horn in the passenger seat

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u/Fluffy-Astronaut-363 3h ago

People who combat road rage with humor

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u/Jilgebean 2h ago

I had a friend 20ish years ago that had a 1 million candle watt power handheld spotlight that could plug into the cigarette outlet. Was amazing for road ragers.

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u/TheMegnificent1 1h ago

Was this a very crazy man from Texas? Because your friend might have been my dad. I don't think he has the spotlight anymore but he used to use it to blind the shit out of anybody driving behind him with their brights on in the middle of the night. He'd point it at an angle right into his side mirror so it'd bounce off and hit them straight in the eyes. Then he'd cackle when they'd hit the brakes and dim their lights. I can't believe he never got shot for that.

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u/Archer007 1h ago

Gotta be able to see him to shoot him

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u/MaxHeadroom1986 27m ago

I was the 1 million candle watt power handheld spotlight. I was there.

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u/birchskin 3h ago

When I was a teenager I did, it was a very satisfying way to enrage people we had already made angry. Honestly I was usually in the wrong, but one time a guy threatened to rip my head off for driving too fast in his neighborhood, and then tried to rip off my side view mirror and as I gunned it away we blew the air horn out the window at him and I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life.

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u/Technical_Bed6770 3h ago

800 hours later the clouds haven’t even crossed the filmed skyline.

This is why I hit my kids when they say they want to be a YouTube star.

(I expect 700million karma and 1.5 million in my GFM)

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u/HispanicAtTheDisko 1h ago

Nobody does anything and nothing ever happens, ever.

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u/Vektor0 1h ago

Exactly. It's on the internet, that axiomatically makes it real and authoritative.

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u/MrofMrs 5h ago

Rule 1 from rocket league?

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u/fantumn 3h ago

Rule 1 of road rage, don't engage or match the other driver's energy

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u/D18 1h ago

You’ve commented on a fairly niche joke. Rocket League is a physics based car soccer game. When two cars drive into each other nose to nose it’s considered the first rule of Rocket League to keep acceleration at each other. If someone jumps or flips away it’s taboo.

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u/LargemouthLegend 4h ago

yea probably

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u/deebster2k 7h ago

I dont understand what i just watched....

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u/DuskytheHusky 3h ago

A staged attempt at making a viral video. I can't believe so many folk are falling for it

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u/purplewitch54154 7h ago

I don’t know the laws in the UK, what even is this road? Is it supposed to be a one way street or do they just not bother to plan infrastructure?

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u/Fleedjitsu 7h ago

Yes, we just couldn't be arsed and let the road lay itself out.

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u/Atzkicica 4h ago

Its funny but you get that sometimes cos it was a sheep lane 1000 years ago and even the cobbles predated columbus heh.

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 3h ago

I don't think the American's are going to understand that because their country only started existing 5 minutes ago.

Edit. I now realise that's exactly what you said and I am dumb, sorry.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 7h ago

Looking at how the streets are laid out, probably should have let the road lay itself out.

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u/Shrimply-r1 6h ago

Well these roads are from times before cars and they haven’t done major infrastructure change to fix it due to existing buildings etc. so they have a lot of weird small roads like this

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u/_MusicJunkie 6h ago

What do you expect to happen, tearing down a residential neighbourhood for a highway because some lady couldn't follow the rules of a one way road?

The buildings are there, the streets are narrow, and that's fine.

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u/Shrimply-r1 6h ago

Huh?

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u/_MusicJunkie 6h ago

What do you mean, major infrastructure change?

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u/Shrimply-r1 5h ago

All I did was give an explanation why they have tiny one way roads and why they aren’t going to change. I never said they should. I have no clue why you replied with that comment. I never said anything to the contrary

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u/ohnomoisttoes 4h ago

People on the internet like being angry

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u/Cold_Captain696 6h ago

If this was in the UK countryside, it would have no verges, be lined with stone walls and 8ft high hedgerows, and would be a 60 limit. The road in the video is tame.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/FeartheNaeNae 4h ago

The American mind boggles at the concept of a one way street

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 4h ago

Their post acknowledges the existence of one-way streets. Are you fkg stupid? And in that person’s defense, America may have a ton of problems (it does), but compared to most of America, England is a shit hole. 

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u/catjam0 3h ago

Because one way streets don’t exist in America

lol wtf is this comment

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u/Anti_Up_Up_Down 4h ago

Another jealous fool

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u/BigDanish3551 3h ago

Pussy saw more than one guy and backed off quick. 

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u/Future_Armadillo6410 1h ago

I had the angriest guy today lose it on me because he was unwilling to zipper merge, but I got my car in there anyway. He was yelling and flipping the bird and taking pictures of my car all while aggressively picking his nose.

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u/alebotson 6h ago

They seem fun. Happy Chrimbo.

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u/Lstndaze68 5h ago

This never gets old

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u/bobnweaving 4h ago

Happens everyday at the mall people feel the need to back in, then when pulling out have to go the opposite direction of traffic

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u/BeauShowTV 4h ago

European roads are the worst lol.

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u/MelonCollie2481632 4h ago

"Rule 1." If you know, you know...

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u/Cesspoolofhumanity69 3h ago

Euro privilege: being pretty certain random road rager isn’t about to walk up and start blasting.

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u/ffilennotffound 3h ago

Legendary 

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u/ItsMeJahead 3h ago

Rocket league leaking 👀 

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u/sweet_bindy 3h ago

I want to be in that Christmas car SO BADLY. What an endearing group of lads. 🥰

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u/RayrenRaikuzen 3h ago

Justice comes in many different forms.

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u/Transgirlonakawasaki 2h ago

What a save!\ What a save!\ What a save!

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u/SickLarry 2h ago

Rocket League mentioned!!!!!!

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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 1h ago

who randomly has an air horn next to the driver's seat?

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u/Malcom91 1h ago

The car did not nearly hit the family, that part is incorrect :|
Other than that, near video :P

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u/ScatpackRich 20m ago

This is Rocket League! Sick! What a save! Wow!

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u/Mrcooman 1m ago

Sick rocket league reference

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u/CopyOdd2690 7h ago

My guy in the back looks like a racist caricature of every race at once

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u/dwimhi 7h ago

is this an RL reference? glorious

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u/Mizzen_rl 2h ago

That too in this economy is crazy

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u/dontmentiontrousers 1h ago

Ralph Lauren?

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u/Realistic_Slide_3426 1h ago

Rocket League

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u/Confident-Breath2615 6h ago

There’s a less than zero percent chance they sat there for 2 hours.

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u/VoidNinja62 7h ago

IDK the exact rules for this situation in the UK.

He could have waited to turn out.

You may have been able to squeeze left.

But again... not sure.

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u/Vegetable-Fix-7059 7h ago

Traffic not in the roadway yields to traffic in the roadway

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u/VoidNinja62 7h ago

Ok thanks. There wasn't alot of visibility when he was leaving the parking area. But I guess he should have checked before leaving. Makes sense.

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u/VoidNinja62 7h ago

Wow I am getting mega downvoted for asking a question?

Reddit failure.

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u/natekellyo 6h ago

You made 4 statements. No questions were asked

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u/Ok_Avocado6848 5h ago

Indirect Questions are a thing

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 6h ago

typical reddit really, i upvoted you

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u/Chemical_Specific123 2h ago

speed eats
speed swallows
enzymes process food
speed's eyes move down and to the left
speed moves fingers with fork
speed sets down fork

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 7h ago

the guy in the backseat looks like me if i attempted blackface for Halloween

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u/UnlitBlunt 7h ago

It's ok to keep some thoughts inside your head.

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u/wheelperson 7h ago

What a weird thing to type out loud

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u/Radioshack-Manager 7h ago

Uncle Ruckus was here

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u/Acps199610 7h ago

Nice of you to admit that you're racist.

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u/ThrowAwayforuse1743 4h ago

What does that mean exactly? Are you saying you have curly hair? Or you look like him?

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u/epicnaenae17 7h ago

Honestly I kind of see what you mean. Not sure why people are so taken aback from that.

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 7h ago

people want a reason to be outraged

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u/--Rick--Astley-- 4h ago

Everyone is unlikable in this video.

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u/Minimum-Pangolin-487 3h ago

It was definitely not 2 hours

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u/DancesInTowels 3h ago

Spongebob reference

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u/Giver_Beans 7h ago

Zero stars for all these tards.

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u/liquidKatar 7h ago

One teeny downvote for you c:

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u/IstvanKun 7h ago

One more, boop.

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u/Acps199610 7h ago

And one more, boop!

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u/Routine-Cat1556 7h ago

You live a boring life full of predictability. 

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 7h ago

Sounds kinda peaceful honestly. As long as I don’t get online and post stuff like that