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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1d ago edited 1d ago
Some guy just fell to his knees crying in a WV Walmart because the mayor of New York City is ruining his life.
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u/MrBearMarshall 1d ago
I think you meant Dollar General. 350 of them vs 44.
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u/tomocleirighsimp424 1d ago
My closet maga uncle just moved out of nyc and claims to not like Mamdani. He says he didnāt move out because of Mamdani and that he just got a new job, but he totally did.
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u/MiltonManners 1d ago
Your uncle probably hates the free day care for 2 and 3 year olds. Socialism!
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u/Real-Extension-1357 20h ago
If he moved away because of Mamdani, that would actually be commendable because the amount of jackasses that threatened to leave the city if he won but to this day have not have really annoyed the shit out of me. Looking at you especially John Catsimatidis, piece of shit.
The more of these people leaving, the better imo.
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u/ZedisonSamZ 1d ago
Hold up now. They wouldnāt fall to their knees- thatās too much weight on the joints!
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u/SinsualChef 1d ago
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u/The_Varza 1d ago
Like... I know this is AI, so yuck but also ROFL
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u/st3f-ping 20h ago
I'm not good at spotting AI. It makes me sad that I can't tell the difference between someone who spent a couple of hours creating something like this in photoshop and someone who... didn't.
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u/HardlyRecursive 10h ago
Reddit, where they claim fat shaming is not ok unless it's someone they don't like...
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u/imranh101 1d ago
Worse. My coworker down here in the midwest who has 0 ties to NYC will be shaking angry telling me how Mamdani 'will have bankrupted the NYC icecream business by 2027' or whatever stupid ass claim he read on an AI Facebook post headline.
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u/digitalbullet36 1d ago
Thatās my mayor.
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 1d ago
Seriously though, would this start a trend of politicians actually doing their job and serving their constituents? One can certainly hope
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u/burritosandbeer 1d ago
It does if people like you who enjoy this type of stuff get involved in organizing
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 1d ago
Hey if it'll get my mayor or governor fix and clean up the city, I'll drive them over myself
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u/Mysterious_Film_6397 1d ago
Organizing vans or busses for people who donāt have transportation on voting day is fairly common
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u/Give_Us_TASM_3 1d ago
Iāve yet to hear about any āSharia Lawā being put in place in NYC that conservatives were whining about š¤·
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u/Smodphan 1d ago
No, no. This is Sharia law. Ice cream businesses for the masses is Islamic style communism. Everyone write that down when the question gets aimed at Mamdani for the midterms in multiple states.
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u/OmegaCDXX 1d ago
Republicans are going to start making Ice Cream from pig milk just to spite the libs
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u/BrennanBetelgeuse 17h ago
Mamdani is going mandate that every ice cream salesman must do those fake outs when handing you the cone as they do in Turkey
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u/CommunicationKind286 1d ago
It's reddit, give it a few minutes
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u/Dotcaprachiappa 16h ago
Ah he's reddit, famous for being that anti-socialist conservative social media, yeah no I remember that
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u/furel492 21h ago
Characteristics of Sharia: Abundant housing, eliminating bureaucratic red tape, ice cream for babies, infinite bacon AND video games
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u/pyragyrite 1d ago
What I love about this guy is that he aims for easy fruit and grabs it. If any politician R or D just looked for stuff that 70+% of their constituents like and work for it, the country would be so much better.
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 1d ago
Well that's the actual point of why people like him.
Lots of these issues can literally just be sorted out.
But nobody does
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u/Lanky_Boat2276 1d ago
What a libertarian thing to do! It's almost like all of these labels are meaningless and good governance rises above all of the name calling and labeling. Wish this guy could run for President.
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u/HotSauceHigh 1d ago
Hell max his 8 years as NYC mayor, then do 8 as president, then 8 more as NYC mayorĀ
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u/cisnotation 1d ago
Once his 8 years are up in NYC he can come be mayor of Chicago
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u/WetDreaminOfParadise 18h ago
Boutta start a bidding war cause I want him in Boston
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u/cisnotation 15h ago
Iāll throw down, we have Brandon š¤®, at least yall have Wu,.
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u/WetDreaminOfParadise 15h ago
Idk anything about Brandon, and youāre probably right heās worse, but Wu has turned into such a disappointment. One of her top aids for bicycle infrastructure died the other month, she came out and said she was gonna finally do something about it, and has only continued to go back on her words for better bike infrastructure.
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u/Money_Cost_2213 1d ago
Oh man the ice cream truck turf battles gonna be heated next summer.
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u/forlornjackalope 1d ago
This cul-de-sac ain't big enough for the two of us! (jolly jingle starts as I rev my engine)
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u/ec_on_wc 1d ago
SpongeBob popsicle side-eyeing you from two directions...
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u/forlornjackalope 1d ago
(Sonic's equally fucked up gumball eye slides down, leaving a green streak)
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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 1d ago
the ice cream wars have been waged for decades.
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u/Money_Cost_2213 1d ago
Oh I know! I wasnt joking. Lol. New comers to the ice cream scene are in for a rude awakening.
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u/Lailowla 1d ago
This doesn't affect them at all. It's just removing redundant requirements for places that already have food service permits to not have to get separate, special ones for ice cream.
This helps like a burger joint that wants to add soft serve to their menu, that kind of thing.
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u/forlornjackalope 1d ago
That would be a romp of a film premise.
A college kid starts a shaved ice or ice cream truck business to pay for their tuition, and they cause a metaphorical Cold War in the boroughs that they had no idea either existed at all or thought only existed on TV. It's up to their childhood friends, a group of middle school kids out on summer vacation, and the former owner of the oldest surviving ice cream parlor in the area to unite to vendors - because just like an array of toppings on a sundae, everything is better when there's more of us together!
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u/ADDystopia 1d ago
Directed by Werner Herzog.
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u/forlornjackalope 1d ago
Produced by Ari Aster. With music by Daniel Pemberton. This summer, if you can't take the heat, make like a banana and split!
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u/Remarkable-Month-241 1d ago
Why is my Mayor, Mattie Parker, in Fort Worth, Texas not doing shit for us! Mamdani has done it all in record timing.
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u/violenceistheQstn Bored š„± 1d ago
Sounds like he isn't taking the family motto seriously - with great power comes great responsibility
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u/Remarkable-Month-241 1d ago
She is a #RepublicanWoman who let MAGA fascists bully her into submission.
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u/Kwokrunner 1d ago
āļø = Mercy
That's fuckin why.
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u/Remarkable-Month-241 15h ago
Stupid Mercy Cult. Nate Schatzline should be in jail for the spread of measles across the nation. Any death related to measles, is on Mercy Cult and Nate.
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u/stilldebugging 15h ago
To be fair, there are a lot of issues in NYC that donāt really exist in other places. You probably can already sell ice cream with a regular food vendors license and donāt need a separate frozen desserts license there.
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u/Fmeinthegoatass 1d ago
So the socialist is doing small government. No doubt the right wingers will give him ample credit for reducing bureaucracy and fostering a pro business environment. /s
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u/EvieeBrook 1d ago
They get sunshine and rainbows because they actually voted in their best interest!
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u/jalabar 1d ago
Just run for president already, we need him. The fire nation already attacked, this is our next best thing to the avatar
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u/AdKnown2197 1d ago
I think you mean the fire nation, the equalists, whatever the heck vattu was doing, the red lotus and kuviras army have all attacked at once.
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u/islobojono 23h ago
He can't apparently
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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 21h ago
Yes he can. Trump ran for office despite being constitutionally barred, so Mandani can too.
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u/forlornjackalope 1d ago
"Happy for you, New Yorkers. )':" - Me, a Pennsylvania man while Our Mayorā¢ļø is spreading joy.
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u/DrB00 1d ago
This is why you need to vote in local elections.
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u/destructopop 1d ago
I mean, aside from preventing the closure of all but one FQHC in your state. Looking at you, California. Vote no in Prop 44. It's estimated to have exactly one surviving clinic after 4 years. Just 4 years to undo the legacy of the Black Panthers and Rainbow Coalition for the entire state. That's insanity.
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u/Ok_Drag5089 1d ago
Can someone explain what he did exactly? I want to have ammo to rub it in my MAGA coworkers faces.
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u/DarthHubcap 1d ago
There was an additional āfrozen dessert permitā required on top of the normal food permit. His office eliminated the redundancy.
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u/Ok_Drag5089 1d ago
So, making it cheaper and easier for people to sell ice cream.
What an awful communist. I mean it. He's terrible at communism.
Pretty decent free market move though.
Edit... thanks.
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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago
...and the normal food permit requirements have grown to cover the requirements of the frozen dessert permit, so it was no longer needed
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u/Ok_Drag5089 1d ago
Perfect. So becoming more friendly towards small business. The American dream. Wow.
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u/Large-Assignment9320 1d ago
My standard way of evaluating any politician is to just see if they left their domain better than when they entered, But I mean, will he end 100k hotdog permit to let capitalism take over? I might actually visit that city,
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u/bit_pusher 1d ago
Isn't the problem that the number of permits is capped, not the actual cost of the permits?
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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago
yes...isn't the "$100K" cost (and something similarly outrageous for taxi permits) only the cost on the secondary market?
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u/jeff61813 1d ago
I mean if it's a hot dog stand, it's a permit to go on some of the most expensive real estate in the world. Land in New York City. Which is owned by the city. a parking space in New York is about $5 an hour. So if you assume someone selling hot dogs 8 hours a day every day of the year potentially that's about $15,000 a year and they under price parking to incentivize Commerce Even though public transport would probably be better, but car people have their own Lobby.
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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 1d ago
It's pretty funny how in less than a year, he has put just about every previous mayor to shame.
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u/Sea-Sir2754 1d ago
This is how you do deregulation. You get rid of the things that don't make sense anymore. You don't commit to slashing an arbitrary % of all regulations and then get rid of the good ones just to meet a quota.
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u/PotentialConcert6249 22h ago
Can we duplicate Zohran Mamdani somehow? One for each city, to be the mayor.
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u/penny-wise 21h ago
Itās funny how we act like Mamdani is the exception when itās like canāt every politician do stuff like this? Oh, yeah, most of them are owned by corporations or wealthy sociopaths.
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u/Maleficent-War-8429 1d ago
You know I dont particularly like left wing politicians, or indeed politicians in general, but this guy does seem like the only politician who actually seems to be doing shit.
Maybe its just good PR or whatever, but it certainly seems like he's doing pretty good to me.
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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago
Thatās a very non-socialist thing to do, but itās a good thing. Iām proud of him
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u/BraxbroWasTaken 1d ago
Eh? Fixing permitting requirements isnāt really socialist or not, itās just good governance. By my understanding, he didnāt remove the permit entirely, just loosened an outdated requirement.
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u/Extreme_Wish_553 1d ago
Someone explained in another thread that is was something like the ice cream permit and the food permit were different. So if you sold both ice cream and other food, you actually needed two different permits. My understanding is that he redid the permits so someone in that situation only needs a single permit.
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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago
the food permit requirements had grown to cover the requirements of the ice cream permit, so its requirements were redundant
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u/Every_Application_26 1d ago
It is deregulation allowing ice cream businesses to do their thing. I agree it is good policy but it usually isn't what socialists stand for. But I also think people use socialism now so vaguely that is hardly has any ties to the socialist authors.
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u/BraxbroWasTaken 1d ago
Eh? It doesnāt seem to hold any alignment either for or against socialist goals. Itās not like socialism is āgovernment owns everythingā inherently, no?
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u/Connect_Name3362 13h ago edited 13h ago
It's far from deregulation. He didn't rule that you can now serve ice cream from raw milk, corporations can rip us off with impunity or any other right wing nonsense. He made a sensible administrative decision that made all his constituents' lives better, which is as socialist as it gets.
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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago
Now watch the evil plot to poison random ice cream to make this guy look bad unfold
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u/KhabaLox 1d ago
Well, I know where the FDA is going to schedule the next outbreak of something we've never heard of before.
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 22h ago
So they say every regulation is written in blood.
So who died from ice cream?
Or was it some dumb shit like "city assemblyman Baskin and Mayor Robbins are implementing this new ice cream permit requirement to protect the children!" I hate that my brain goes straight to corruption first nowadays in matters of complex bullshit.
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u/Contundo 11h ago
Milk products like soft serve and to a lesser degree ice cream, used to have serious poisoning risks.
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u/2_short_Plancks 6h ago
From what I've read, it was:
- Ice cream products have food safety issues
- Specific laws are introduced to deal with that
- Over time, general food safety improves; also more general food safety laws are added which cover ice cream anyway
- Ice cream is now over-regulated
- People complain about how silly the over-regulation is but no one does anything about it
- Mamdani comes in and is just like "can't we just remove the outdated law now it's no longer necessary"
- Everyone goes all shocked Pikachu, as though this wasn't just the thing someone should have done previously
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 6h ago
Haha, yep that tracks. Ice cream frequently has eggs in it, too. Seems like a city-based health department that's now handled by state and federal institutions.
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u/get_outta_my_sandwic 12h ago
It probably wasnāt straight up death but definitely a measure to control food safety mixed in with some monopolistic practices
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u/Bigasscat1984 20h ago
New York is quickly gaining back their positive reputation and that's very good honestly
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u/ValerianFlow 15h ago
And they say he is a communistā¦.
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u/JDHgtr 11h ago
As if power to the people is a bad thing somehow
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u/Deadsh0t2424 2h ago
The people? š And what happens if you put an unstable person in power and thereās absolutely no one to oppose him? Please give me an example anywhere in the world where communist policies benefitted the people.
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u/randomwanderingsd 1h ago
Just curious, what do you think happens when we put an unstable person in power of a capitalist nation with no one to oppose him?
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u/get_outta_my_sandwic 12h ago
What do you mean?! This is clearly the totally scary idea of the workers owning the means of production!!! Theyāre going to be able to make ice cream with out an ice cream loicense and that aināt quite right innit?!
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u/Electronic_Water_138 1d ago
This dude is just the nyc mayor. Imagine what he would do if he was the presidentā¦ā¦
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u/BoggyDectiard 1d ago
I'm certain that lots of people genuinely like him, but this guy has the most astroturfed online presence I've ever seen.
That's just what PR is these days so I don't mean to suggest impropriety, but Goddamn.
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u/Wonderful-Variation 1d ago
So, he should be like Trump and rename memorials after himself?
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u/chronobahn 1d ago
Good deal. I think the government creating regulations under the guise of saftey, is more than often, a mechanism to limit competition, and to better monitor potential tax revenue.
All this does is limit lower class financial mobility. And creates unnatural barriers to earning money.
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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago
this move doesn't even impact safety, since the requirements of the general food permit have grown, and now cover the requirements of the ice cream permit
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u/chronobahn 22h ago
Yeah for sure. Itās removing an unnecessary boundary. Making it easier to sell Ice cream.
And we agree. No saftey is being sacrificed here. The barrier here, was an unnecessary red tape saftey standard.
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u/CycleAshamed6185 1d ago
The Big Sprinkle lobby got to him. Many people are saying this like never before.
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u/Dante2005 1d ago
Him, Canadian Mark, Britain Andy - are we suddenly getting some sanity to the world
Lets wait and see, but it feels that way.
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u/EquivalentPension216 1d ago
Can he please take a bribe?? come on!
Also to add, the ny Knicks are champs
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u/Available_Ad_8281 1d ago
Bet right would oh no now everyone can make ice cream to sell democrats are ruining our way of life
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u/randallstevens999 1d ago
Damn socialists getting rid of needless bureaucracy and helping businesses. Just like conservatives warned.
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u/Ody3 1d ago
Sounds like we just need to make him president so we can all enjoy those rainbows
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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago
Truly taking the old city on a hill proverb to heart. I only hope people are still able to look up and see what's possible.
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u/Nowa_Warning2328 1d ago
Iāve never seen this type of Sharia Law.
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u/get_outta_my_sandwic 12h ago
I think this is actually Shakira law like the one that republicans fear
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u/Solar_Tides 17h ago
That's certainly one way of looking at it. I see a backwards city getting up to speed with the rest of the country
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u/No_Strawberry_9064 16h ago
About time, the prices of ice cream trucks are out of control, specially because they have no competition, can't wait to see a paletero pushing a hand cart
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u/Violet_Sadie_Cat 15h ago
I had the misfortune of having to listen to fox news when I was in the car with my republican uncle, and they keep talking shit about Mamdani, but like we live in California, why do we even care about NYC's politics one way or another. It's just so ridiculous how terrified the right is of him.
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u/Careless-Balance-893 13h ago edited 12h ago
Next we're gonna hear he's sending out puppies and babies and kittens door to door for everyone to smell before they go to work every morning ššššš
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u/Dear_Fig7223 2h ago
Just don't make it easier for the ice cream TRUCKS cause they're already health code Ā (and environmental) nightmares.....





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u/scipio0421 1d ago
I swear Mamdani just doesn't understand that a politician actually helping their constituents is illegal in this country. At least I assume it is. I can't think of any other reason for things to be this bad.