r/countwithchickenlady • Streak: 1 • 6h ago

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I can't tell if the trend is to rage bait us or JK, but its certainly working on me.

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u/Gareth_II Streak: like a billion i promise 5h ago

going from petra parker to this is such an obama to trump presidency ass switch

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u/ImperialViking_ Touch starved transbian 5h ago

Can we bring Petra back? That shit was peak as fuck (and she was hot)

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 this person is fucking stupid and should be ignored entirely 3h ago

We should take solace in the fact that Petra Parker has more chance to be canon and get adapted (as a variant, not mainline) than Malfoid.

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe The Lorax - Streak: 61 4h ago

It really does feel like that

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u/Some_Gur1061 6h ago

It doesn’t help that the trend popped up right when the HP crap had FINALLY passed like a kidney stone from my feed.

Guess I’ll keep getting them until I get sepsis.

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u/thepixelslime 2h ago

Tbh, I never even heard of the Malfoid trend until like a saw a short from a channel that specifically talks art trends. It is genuinely not that hard to avoid, just stop using social media.

It sucks this shit is getting attention, but it'll be gone in a few weeks and the people gooning to this won't become fans to the franchise so idc.

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u/_TheOrangeNinja_ 5h ago

"oh it's chud coded" "oh it's a CIA op" "oh it's this oh it's that" it's harry potter fanfiction, you wouldnt catch me dead consuming that shit in the big 26

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u/4liv3pl4n3t Her Mtg Wolpertinger-girl 6h ago

As if this makes it better

(note, they're all equally horrible, because one would imply pedophelia)

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u/Ittybittyratgirl 5h ago

We all know who’s in charge of the CIA. Either way it’s pedophilia

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u/Atlustotheunknown 6h ago

Yah…I haven’t had anything to do with HP for a very long time but…Draco Malfoy is still very much a child

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u/Difficult__Tension 5h ago

Yea the amount of people shoving it in my face and going HP is bad yea yea whatever but isnt this hot?? and Im like......thats a 14 yr old and youre an adult.

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u/DussaTakeTheMoon 5h ago

A lot of the people interacting with the trend are like 14

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u/Otechni 5h ago

Malfoy ends up as an adult by the end. And 18yr olds do exist as 7th year students.

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u/Diananya 4h ago

Malfoy is still 17 by the time the story ends, not counting the epilogue but almost every Malfoid art depicts her in school uniform.

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u/Otechni 3h ago

Yeah, it's pretty much used as an identifier.

And even at the end Draco's birthday is a Month away.

And why does anyone care that much anyway? The School Uniform isn't that different to a Formal Suit in most cases anyway.

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u/weirdlypeculiar 37m ago

youre saying that like 18 is the magic number for consent. what are you grasping at here?

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u/NerdDetective Friendly local femboy 6h ago

This validates my feelings about it, and so I accept it as canonical reality. Every single time I see this trend, it's just as a gender-bend sex object. Which kinda just adds a layer to my distaste for seeing that franchise being discussed or celebrated at all in the queer spaces I frequent.

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u/DryEmu5113 6h ago

I support *ethical* gooning!

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u/Couldbduun 5h ago

Half assed marketing stunt fueled by gooners is what I'm landing on.

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u/YangKoete Cool as heck Kitsune - Streak: 16 6h ago

Ok, but if it's gooners, that's still a high schooler.

That's worse. So much worse.

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u/ultimate_placeholder 5h ago

High schooler at best

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u/analyzingnothing 5h ago

What? No, it's bad because it's keeping one of pop culture's worst and most influential transphobes relevant, not because people might be gooning to a fictional character who might be underage if they were somehow magically a real person. Like, y'all, be serious about this.

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u/JailbrokeRoboGirl 5h ago

I love you getting downvoted for saying actively supporting my community being attacked is actually worse than cranking it to a cartoon

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u/NoxDocketybock 3h ago

I really am starting to think we're getting straight-up fucking raided at this point :(

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u/YangKoete Cool as heck Kitsune - Streak: 16 4h ago

It can be both.

Both that it's going against our communities, and you know, just. Gross shit.

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 4h ago

Not really a line I'd expect a gooner to care much about

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u/thecelibite Streak: 12 5h ago

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u/TheNemoSeries 1 chicken. . . 2 chicken. . . 3 chick- ZzZz... 5h ago

Would it be weird to say I think that's even worse I mean isn't Malfoy a literal child throughout like 99% of the series like this isn't a psyop or bots this is people being like genuine scum of the Earth just for the hell of it.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 5h ago

Yeah I saw one this morning where a clearly preteen Malfoid was unhappy about her chest size (with helpful profile silhouette)

One comment said "The perfect size" 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/lordbuckethethird if I stop kissing boys the voices get loud 4h ago

The only thing I learned from this was that the artist managed to make the character so annoying looking that I want to obliterate both versions.

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u/SerialOnReddit 2h ago

I ultimately dont care either way but I think its worth saying that I wouldnt have seen a tenth as much about Malfoid if it wasnt for all the haters posting about it on reddit lol.

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u/Henry_Fleischer 6h ago

So what is Malfoid?

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u/Mawathers 5h ago

A genderbent art trend about Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter franchise, which has gained an online following of right-wingers.

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u/Kaarl_Mills 5h ago

Rule 63

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u/batgirl-but-not-dc trans bat 🏳️‍⚧️🦇 2h ago

Malfoid could almost be interesting if it was made to be transing the gender of a character who's probably not in a great family situation to be trans but a) That could be done with any other character with rich conservative parents and b) you could just make your own blorbos and characters for it. Theres plenty of other bully characters that could be turnt into hot cis women for the fantasy that arent giving attention to Jowling Kowling Rowling, like Flash Thompson (assuming you arent specifically going for rich bully in which case make an original character). Anyways this trend is mid and if you wanna experience Harey Potter do it the way god intended and read My Immortal.

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u/Something_Comforting 1h ago

I'd believe it isn't a 4chan psyop if it wasn't named MalFOID. How on the nose can you get.

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u/Jessikhaa I am definitely catto, no foxu 4h ago

i can't wait for this fucking meme trend to die so i can stop hearing about the D I S C O U R S E everytime I open this godforsaken site, jesus christ

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

I got lost on why trans people hate girl Malfoy; isn't it the best way to annoy JKR?

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u/SwingAdorable3954 5h ago

Ideally HP stops getting talked about all together, full stip

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u/ImperialViking_ Touch starved transbian 5h ago
  • It's HP
  • It's not trans Malfoy, just Malfoy as a cis girl
  • I guarantee you the majority who are genuinely fully into this trend would tell you to do one if you asked them to make her a trans girl
  • That's a teenager people are lusting over (if it's simple gooner shit)

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u/Cadunkus 5h ago

It can totally be trans Malfoy- I have seen fanart that clearly depicts her as trans.

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u/ImperialViking_ Touch starved transbian 5h ago

It absolutely can be - and THAT'S the way you stick it to JK.

95+% of it isn't, though. Idk if it was this sub, but I've already seen a post where someone got pissy about being asked to have fem Malfoy say trans women are women, or something. Plus... most is probably for the gooners (ew)

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u/YetAnotherParvitz mmm murder 4h ago

that's kinda all i've been doing today but posting it will be the death of me so uh yeah

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u/Cadunkus 5h ago

Yeah like- this hatred towards it is just "unclaiming" what would be the easiest win ever.

We have the potential for peak right here and Killjoys inc. says "nuh uh!"

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

I kinda assumed it was.

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u/BBslamms 5h ago

It still draws attention to HP in broad largely cis spaces though, which will inevitably lead to some of the people in those spaces being drawn to the books/show/movies/whatever which in turn becomes money in Jak's pockets, which she will use to push more oppressive legislation against trans people :/

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u/Cadunkus 5h ago

This is the equivalent of saying "Don't drink ethically-sourced chocolate milk because your friends and neighbors might learn about chocolate milk and buy it from Nestle!"

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u/BBslamms 5h ago

Literally isn't, good try tho

JKR and Nestle are both doing awful things but Nestle is a gigantic mega corporation and I can't really fault anyone for not being able to avoid them. JKR though is a specific identifiable person who makes most of her money from the HP franchise and uses it to opress minorities- and in this case it's just one franchise that's easy to avoid because nothing about it or what it produces is vital to survival. It's not hard to just not consume HP stuff.

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u/Cadunkus 5h ago

Still missing the point.

Official Harry Potter stuff = Rowling gets cash

Unofficial fanart and fanfiction n stuff = Rowling gets jack shit

The chocolate milk analogy is simply to show how irrational this all is. You do not like chocolate milk regardless of brand (anything Harry Potter, official or otherwise). Just fucking admit that and drawing correlation between the two is absurd.

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

Does she still win money from HP things? Isn't the copyright kinda outdated yet? Idk, it always sounds weird that people oppose Harry Potter when it was written twenty years ago. Did she really not write anything in two decades? The whole topic is confusing, idk (I agree, tho)

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u/ketkatt 5h ago

She still gets full royalties, and she gets a ton of money from it

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u/thebigbadben 5h ago

Copyright for a book character typically lasts until an additional 70 years after the author’s death.

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

Oh, it's much longer thank thought. Maybe I'm used to videogame copyright laws or somth, but I kinda assumed it was a lot shorter.

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u/thebigbadben 5h ago

Video game copyright laws are similar, at least in the US and I think the EU

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

Must be something I forgot, then. I'd swear I saw something with 20-30 years of copyright, but Idk (my memory is lacking)

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u/thebigbadben 5h ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe you’re thinking of medical patents

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u/BBslamms 5h ago

Nah as far as I know she still gets full royalties for the books and absolutely for the new show. The only thing she might not get kickbacks from are the movies, but I don't know for sure

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

I ain't paying for any of it either way 🏴‍☠️

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u/theclosetedcreature 5h ago

She still gets tons of money from it and she is the richest author alive and is just funneling that money into fucking over trans people

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u/AGayRattlesnake 5h ago

you should really look into how copyright and royalties work before you form an opinion on things like this tbh

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

It isn't an opinion. It's a question. You see, when something has a question mark (?) it usually means that person is admitting to not knowing something, and asking about it.

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u/AGayRattlesnake 5h ago

its really funny that youre being condescending when asking these questions

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

No, I am not. As you can see, comments are made of text. You cannot read into the entonation of a person when reading something as that thing isn't being said. I was asking for things I didn't really know that much about.

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u/AGayRattlesnake 1h ago

I refuse to believe you're this dense on accident. Best of luck whenever you end up!

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u/ALMAZ157 5h ago

With what? Malfoid (that’s how some refer to her’ is genderswap, meaning she is cis, not trans (Genderswap =/= Gender transformation)

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

Some people do draw her as trans, and I assumed she was. Also, why wouldn't genderswap be enough to annoy her? She's a biggot, drawing male Malfoy with make-up should already do it.

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u/ALMAZ157 5h ago

To be honest, I saw exactly 0 trans ones. I see only where she is cis, meaning it isnt “male with makeup”, it’s girl with makeup.

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

I didn't say "male with makeup" meaning trans or drag, but because even cishet Malfoy with makeup would already annoy her, let alone genderswap, even if it isn't trans. I guess there aren't that many noticeable as trans if you didn't see them.

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u/Solnight99 Editable Flair 5h ago

The best way to annoy her is to ignore her. That is how one deals with public figures.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 5h ago

Annoying her by giving her free money to kill more trans people.

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

It was made by her???

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 5h ago

No but it's driving publicity and normalising the franchise as an okay thing to like. It's not a lot of money comparatively, but it's not nothing.

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u/Cadunkus 5h ago

Unpopular as FUCK opinion here but the hate is completely irrational and I assume only exists because some people find it cringe and- rather than outwardly saying "this is cringe" because that can easily be ignored on account of preference- will write entire essays about how a fan-made AU is somehow bending the laws of reality to support J.K. Rowling throwing trans people into a wood chipper.

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u/Rodya_gambler 5h ago

I mean, I hated Harry potter even before knowing JKR was a bigot cuz after reading all of it, I started realising it was kinda lacking in worldbuilding. However, the hate to versions of Harry Potter is kinda weird. I do get that (if, in this case, its admittedly paying the copyright), it's harmful, but projects like this usually brush it off as "loose inspiration", or "easter eggs", or whatever.

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u/Cadunkus 5h ago

Even if it's referencing the original work, Rowling gets nothing out of it. "But what if people see girl Malfoy and decide to watch the new critically-panned remakes that everyone already hates??" Is the usual response I hear but that is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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u/NockerJoe 6h ago

I'm gonna be real honest OP if the sight of what is very clearly a generic anime tsundere in an outfit you can find fifty copies of at any spirit halloween has you this pressed you may need to take a few deep breaths and step back.

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u/Difficult__Tension 5h ago

Thats a teenager, creep.