r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps Seattle Mariners • New York Heights 4d ago

The 2026 White Sox are definitely the MLB vibes leaders.

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u/Bunslow Chicago Cubs 4d ago

Can you imagine this sentence even a year ago

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u/Successful-Owl5260 Toronto Blue Jays 4d ago

If you want the good, you gotta get the bad. They got so much bad, they gotta balance it out

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u/double_sal_gal Colorado Rockies 4d ago

I’m writing this down.

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u/GhostPepperDaddy MLB Pride 4d ago edited 3d ago

You guys don't count, sorry. You're both figuratively and literally too high to be able to figure that out. (So is my team, half of that).

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u/idonthaveaboner Colorado Rockies • Milwaukee Brewers 3d ago

There is a chance Dick sells to the Walmarts this offseason, if so Rocktober comes again in like 2030

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u/magicMerlinV Athletics 3d ago

They're selling dick at Walmart?

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u/lousy_at_handles Kansas City Royals 3d ago

Never stopped

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u/Accidental-Genius Atlanta Braves • Louisville Bats 3d ago

Always have!

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u/Accidental-Genius Atlanta Braves • Louisville Bats 3d ago

They left out an important part. You also need divine intervention. Literally.