r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

15.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

425 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

55

u/GhostPepperDaddy MLB Pride 4d ago edited 3d ago

You guys don't count, sorry. You're both figuratively and literally too high to be able to figure that out. (So is my team, half of that).

13

u/idonthaveaboner Colorado Rockies • Milwaukee Brewers 3d ago

There is a chance Dick sells to the Walmarts this offseason, if so Rocktober comes again in like 2030

13

u/magicMerlinV Athletics 3d ago

They're selling dick at Walmart?

6

u/lousy_at_handles Kansas City Royals 3d ago

Never stopped