r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/Ok_Turn6757 Los Angeles Dodgers 4d ago

Meanwhile Yoshi
https://giphy.com/gifs/C51woXfgJdug

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u/UnibrowDuck Seattle Mariners 4d ago

send this to all your jays friends

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u/MstrNixx Toronto Blue Jays 4d ago

In Super Mario World, I make sure to treat my Yoshis horrendously since last November

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u/Successful-Owl5260 Toronto Blue Jays 4d ago

I wake up everyday, play a round of Smash Bros to beat up Yoshi, then begin my day proper