r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/LonelySwinger Chicago Cubs 4d ago

Love the vibe of Murakami.

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u/IllAlfalfa Arizona Diamondbacks 4d ago

Meanwhile Kazuma Okamoto:  https://kazuma-okamoto.net/

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u/Ok_Turn6757 Los Angeles Dodgers 4d ago

Meanwhile Yoshi
https://giphy.com/gifs/C51woXfgJdug

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u/UnibrowDuck Seattle Mariners 4d ago

send this to all your jays friends

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u/MstrNixx Toronto Blue Jays 4d ago

In Super Mario World, I make sure to treat my Yoshis horrendously since last November

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u/Successful-Owl5260 Toronto Blue Jays 4d ago

I wake up everyday, play a round of Smash Bros to beat up Yoshi, then begin my day proper

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u/Nodima Seattle Mariners 3d ago

Don't know if you were/are a Giant Bomb fan, but reminds me of the joke Jeff Gerstmann used to tell about Mario World Yoshi after some newer staff started praising the Yoshi's Island sequel, which was basically "I only ride Yoshi off a cliff, man! Fuck that guy!"

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u/torturousvacuum 2d ago

In Super Mario World, I make sure to treat my Yoshis horrendously since last November

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