r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/West-Horror-3017 Major League Baseball 4d ago

He speaks baseball.

That's all we care about.

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u/NecessarySugar9573 4d ago

The universal language of monsters dongs.

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u/grubas New York Yankees 4d ago

And we love him for it.  Monster dongs and drunken antics