r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/West-Horror-3017 Major League Baseball 4d ago

He speaks baseball.

That's all we care about.

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u/NecessarySugar9573 4d ago

The universal language of monsters dongs.

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u/inbigtreble30 Milwaukee Brewers 4d ago

Phrasing?

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u/xtremeradness Seattle Mariners 4d ago

Did he stutter?!

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u/musicaleffervescence Sell • Dominican Republic 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4qLWL19YdMgda
i say this all the time. but unfortunately, i often stutter

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u/Bunslow Chicago Cubs 4d ago

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/grubas New York Yankees 4d ago

And we love him for it.  Monster dongs and drunken antics 

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u/ContinuumGuy Major League Baseball 4d ago

If the whole world could speak that language, we'd know peace

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u/SerialPenguinSledder 4d ago

Whatever happened to that subreddit? R/monsterdongs was elite

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie Chicago Cubs 3d ago

The sequel to Monsters' Ball?