r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/BigDaddyD1994 New York Yankees 4d ago

I really hope they can overcome the unrelenting force that is Guardsball

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u/PlayaSlayaX Kansas City Royals 4d ago

They will.

The Guardians are just the designated AL Central winner every year because everyone else has a bad tendency of shitting the bed during the season. Cleveland, on the other hand, saves the embarrassment for the postseason.

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u/ernyc3777 New York Yankees 4d ago

And football season.

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u/shibbledoop Cleveland Guardians 3d ago

Hey most of us are buckeyes fans too. We cling to them for all hope in athletic success

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u/TheChrisLambert Cleveland Guardians 4d ago

We can say this, you can’t say this. But, yes, we burn our bullpen during the regular season and no one takes our hitters seriously until the playoffs and then they exploit the shot out of how bad our hitters are

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u/musicaleffervescence Sell • Dominican Republic 3d ago

how bad your manager is**

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u/DJax326 3d ago

2 time coach of the year, 3 time div champ in his first 3 seasons, running a bottom 5 payroll out there. Such a bad manager.

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u/Comfortable_Crew_529 Cleveland Guardians 4d ago

Thank God for the AL West

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u/Dan-of-Steel Chicago White Sox 4d ago

Only a slight skid-mark for us this year, after years of sheer bowel voiding.