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u/Mr_Snipes 18h ago
She might've been english lmfaoo 😂🤣🤣
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u/southflhitnrun 11h ago
"Traditional afternoon tea in London is served between 3:00 PM and 5:00 PM, with 4:00 PM being the classic time."
My boy said tea after 4pm is not simply tea....I think he is on to something. lol
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u/affemannen 18h ago
I did this.
After the club i followed her to her apartment, she made me some tea I drank it and left because I was drunk and tired.
To this day I still think about that...
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u/Dry_Yoghurt_5429 17h ago
She probably thinks she fumbled you too
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u/Leroyp331 17h ago
😂
We have very different versions of drunk
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u/The_Abjectator 15h ago
You never been tea drunk?
I can barely lift my pinky after a couple Darjeelings...
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u/wesley_the_boy 12h ago
I can barely lift my pinky after a couple Darjeelings...
I read this is Bobby Hills voice :) Specifically his voice from the episode where they go to Louisiana to meet Bills extended family, and Bobby starts talking like Bill's aristocratic family hahaha
A gentleman must know the difference, between velvet and velveteen.
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u/Mega_Trix 18h ago
Bro is fucking clueless
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u/tkh0812 13h ago
My 16 year old son is on the spectrum and I can totally see him doing this. Everything is so black and white to him
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u/Trigga1976 6h ago
Yep my high functioning 16 year old is the same, he takes everything so literally and really struggles to navigate the social high seas. He is so nice and kind and I worry about people taking advantage of him.
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u/goofbot 18h ago
It's okay to just be gay.
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u/jongscx 18h ago
So he wanted D instead?
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u/Weed-Priest 17h ago
imagine that... sitting on a couch all day, playing videogames with your best friend, with occasional blow or hand job.
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u/GrlDuntgitgud 18h ago
Dont say that, I have gay friends that understand subtleties better than bro fumbling over tea🤣
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u/IGetItItsAReference 16h ago
I once had a girl that I worked with call me up after midnight and ask what I was doing and if I wanted to come over and I responded with," I don't know I'm already in my pajamas.". I'll tell you what the silence after I said that was deafening.
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u/HowlingWhiskey 9h ago
Sorry but that made me laugh 😂 That sounds like something my brother would say😆
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u/waitinglikeastone 18h ago
Just give him 10 years.. it'll come to him.... like it does to all of us. 🤣
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u/BlueBoobyFooted 16h ago
When I was about 16 a coworker at my job told me her parents were out of town and asked if I wanted to come over to watch a movie. I asked what movie we are going to watch, and it was something I had zero interest in. So I just said Nah I’m good, that movie looks dumb. That was 20 years ago, and I still think about how completely oblivious I was.
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u/Weed-Priest 17h ago
He did it perfectly for not going. We must stand our gorund soldiers! Especially in this modern dating age. Dont let woman lowball you with a tea...
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u/rasputin1 11h ago
ugh girls only want one thing! earl grey. sickening
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u/Jonathon_world 18h ago
They don't understand that she was actually going to make him a cup of tea and that's it
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u/thrilliam_19 16h ago
Even if that’s all that happens their point about her wanting to spend time with him one on one is still valid. It isn’t like they’re going to sit there and sip tea in complete silence. She wants to get to know him better in a safe space for her.
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u/Jonathon_world 16h ago
No that wasn't her plan that night. Her house is full to the brim with kettles and cups she's a hoader
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u/BoogalooBandit1 16h ago
First we get everything ready, then we start the water in the kettle, then we brew the tea and then dammit we are GOING TO DRINK TEA!
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u/Winrevair 18h ago
Yeah. Or maybe she was canadian and was just tryin to be polite. Who knows anymore.
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u/WeenisPeiner 16h ago
Make a cup a tea. Sit next to you on the couch. Cuddles close to you while you both sip the hot tea. She lays her head on your chest says you feel warm and enjoys the sound of your heart beat. She then looks up at you. Your eyes meet as your faces are just inches apart. You decide to go for it and kiss her. She pulls away and says "bro what are you doing I have a boyfriend?"
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u/djelegal 18h ago
He wants to hang out with the boys cause he is stuck in the closet
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u/dildobaggins55443322 8h ago
That boy autistic.
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u/Last_Braincell_Float 7h ago
it is strong with this one. Or he's got 2 braincells left fighting for 3rd place.
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u/Dagoroth55 17h ago
This very well could be autism.
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u/ninjahipo 16h ago
Naw, every guy has a moment like this. He's just a late bloomer
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u/keyboardsoldier 15h ago
Sure, the problem here though is that he is absolutely fixated on the tea. To him if you invite him for tea it means you guys absolutely have to have tea, not coffee, not anything else. Doesn't matter if she invited him to spend some alone time together, he doesn't want tea and that's that.
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u/captcraigaroo 16h ago
I had a neighbor, the annoying girl in the apartment building, kinda cute but red flag religious virgin girl, earned the nickname Virgin Motocross in our friend group because she claimed she was into motocross too. My friend had made out with her and she tried giving him a handjob and it wasn't good according to him. Well, she came over to my place and said she was tired, so she laid down in my bed and I did not join. After 15min she stormed out to the living room and said "you know when I said I was tired, I meant for you to join me". I looked her right in the eye and said "I didn't want to". Never had to hang out with her again
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u/pakron 9h ago
I was in Portugal and met a girl on Couchsurfing for a hangout. We spent the whole day together exploring Lisbon. We had fun. We went out to dinner together. Afterwards we shared a cab because our places were only a few blocks apart. Hers was first and she asked if I wanted to come in for tea. It was perhaps midnight. I said sure that sounds great. We head up and she puts the tea on. I look at her for some kind of sign and I’m not really getting any. She makes the tea and I take a sip and then say “I like your place, where do you sleep?” She’s like, you wanna go to the bedroom? I’m like well yeah if you want to. She replied that she’s not that kind of girl and why would I think that. I say well it’s late and we spent the whole day together and you invited me in for tea? She’s like I just thought you might like some tea. So yeah either sometimes girls actually mean tea when they say tea or I somehow fumbled in the minute or two when she put the tea on.
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u/Impossible_Offer7988 7h ago edited 7h ago
Either sometimes girls actually mean tea when they say tea, or I somehow fumbled in the minute or two when she put the tea on.
I'm tempted to go with door number 2.
Then again, there isn't any physical romance whatsoever in this story you didn't make a move before saying yes to going to the bedroom.
You didn't kiss her, you didn't hold her, etc.
Then you were willing to go straight to fourth base.
If I were a girl and took all of that into consideration, I wouldn't want to hear a yes from a guy either.
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u/thebiglerm 18h ago
He's either really that stupid or hes doesn't really like the girl because wtf
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u/Arvandor 14h ago
It's either a bit, or the guy might be on the spectrum. I've known people like this, though most of them aren't getting invited to a girl's place for tea, so there's that.
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u/Sneezy6510 9h ago
The yelling of “how do you know that?” Tells me this guy is just a door nob socially. Didn’t want to tea, so he said no. Thats clear as day in his head but most normal guys that like the girl but don’t like tea, would just go suffer through some tea.
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u/MarcoMaroon 10h ago
Nah man even if it’s a bit, the story is very relatable. Lots of people have had those kinds of interactions or “missed” signals.
A couple years ago I got to catch up with an old high school crush and I basically asked her about if we could have been a thing since we talked so often and hung out so often and she confirmed she waited for me to ask her out lol.
The cool thing is I dodged a bullet anyways cause she’s crazy.
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u/Late_Performance_281 17h ago
he doesn't like her because she likes fucking tea! (throws teacups against the wall)
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u/FeelingCareful3358 13h ago
One time this girl asked me over to her place for a movie night in, so I brought my monitor, laptop, speakers and she looked at me like I had two heads. So we sat down to have dinner and we had lots of sx and never got to watch a single movie.
For this dude, the tea is a pretense for you to give a signal that you’re interested in doing anything with her.
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u/monkeythumb 14h ago
I was at a party and a girl I had been speaking to most of the night asked me if I wanted to go upstairs and lay down. For some reason I thought she meant I looked tired and needed a nap so I got defensive and said no thanks, I’m okay. I then spent the rest of the night paranoid at how tired I must look.
Not sure how many days/weeks it took me to realize I probably misinterpreted the situation but it was substantial.
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u/JoeyJoeC 13h ago
I went to a girls house to get ready after work before we both went out to meet up with other friends for a night out. She said I could use the shower which I accepted. She then offered to show me how the shower worked as I was undressing in the bathroom. I declined and said it looked straight forward.
When I came out, she was completely naked, with the door to her walk-in-wardrobe wide open so I could see her. I apologised and ran into the spare room to get dressed.
I still think about that day and how stupid I was to miss those signs.
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u/everyday_barometer 11h ago
This is basically George and "coffee" from Seinfeld.
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u/WKRPinCanada 10h ago
Ahhh that's why it felt so familiar 😥
Thank you 😅
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u/im_just_thinking 13h ago
I came here to play chess, nobody mentioned anything about the sword fight
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u/ObsessedWitAwareness 10h ago
I don't think it's about the tea. I think if a handsome man invited him over for tea he'd be right on that.....
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u/KotiroMarama 18h ago
At this point, the tea doesn't matter. What’s clear is that this guy only wants to do the things he likes. Girl, run, there’s still time.
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u/Winrevair 18h ago edited 5h ago
Cue the "is she into you" video from casuallyexplained.
Edit: Spelling error.
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u/skornd713 17h ago
Because of this quote here...."We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey."...I will never say no to tea.
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u/thrilliam_19 16h ago
Right? Girls that drink tea have a fucking library in their cupboard. There will be something in there that you will like, or at least tolerate.
Fuck it she wants to spend time with you alone. Show up, try some, tell her you’ve never liked tea but wanted to see her and have a glass of water dude. Gah what an idiot.
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 17h ago
Unless a girl says “come over to have sex” it’s not coming over for sex.
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u/einhorn27 16h ago
I feel like I did the opposite of that. When I was in my very early 20s I invited a barkeeper over after his shift for coffee because he defended me against some other guy at the bar. I brought him home, made coffee and he drank it. It was kinda awkward (I wonder why 😆) and then he asked if it's really about the coffee. I was confused so he explained he kinda thought we would hook up because coffee usually means hookup. I was so embarrassed, told him I really thought that coffee means just coffee. We laughed it off and he went home. Great guy.
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u/Desperate-Will-3551 17h ago
Unless she is high royalty or we’re in England I’m staying home and being gay
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u/muscularsharpie 12h ago
I was in charge of putting together my friends going away party. She was filthy rich, gave me her card and said "go crazy." And I did! Two DJ's who did a DJ battle that turned into like dueling pianos at one point. Guys were super talented.
Star Wars helmets for 80+ people that were all bedazzled, decorations, catering..
So anyways, her best friend at one point asked me to look for something in my friends room. She's on all fours, back arched.. says "ugh, I can't find her condoms.. oh well, I'm on birth control."
My response? "Oh, I need to check on the floating shark that go stuck in the ceiling."
Me. She wanted to fuck me.. ten years later - we are both married to different people - and she still makes fun of me for thinking I was there to help her find condoms for another guy. Welp.
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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 14h ago
I had a girl who I liked ask to see my room. She stayed in my room for like 5-10 minutes while I set up for a small party I was going to have in like 30 minutes. She called me out years later with “wtf were you doing?” And that is number 435 of why I’m an idiot.
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u/IrishPigs 13h ago
I did this with mac and cheese. Nah I'm not hungry right now, have a good night! The disappointed look on her face is seared into my brain.
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u/dart51984 12h ago
It’s ok Jessica, I eventually realized you had a crush on me in high school. Of course, I was married with 3 children when that finally dawned on me…but better late than never?
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u/Yesyesyes1899 16h ago
true story: a girl got me, literally, into her bed sleeping with her and I didn't get at that point ( 18 ) , that she wanted to get it on...
autism is a bitch
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u/robobaby1904 9h ago
Everyone saying he's in the closet, but this is what I thought too. "The tea is the integral part..."
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u/dannysilverghost 16h ago
As a really dedicated tea and coffee person, I think he has a point. I'd hate to brew good(and expensive) tea to people that actually don't like tea.
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u/Sweaty_Trifle_8504 16h ago
Lmao, girl invited Me up to her room away from everyone else at the house party, we're sat close getting to know each other, then she mentions dinosaurs and three hours later , we're still talking about dinosaurs.
I wish that was how it ended the second time it was a movie night , she invited me and just me, the movie was really, really good And that's the only part I paid attention to.
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u/solaris817 15h ago
My gaydar was buzzing so hard when i was looking at that guy, just saying...
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u/Ready_Appeal5509 14h ago
I've been so drunk before and been invited to bed with another girl and her saying 'i have a shower like 3 times a day, once in the morning, once before sex, and once after' me being totally unaware of the situation I was like 'huh that's weird' and passed out shortly after
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u/CompetitiveReview416 13h ago
I wonder how does the dude get his shoes on. It must be a struggle to hjm
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