I was in charge of putting together my friends going away party. She was filthy rich, gave me her card and said "go crazy." And I did! Two DJ's who did a DJ battle that turned into like dueling pianos at one point. Guys were super talented.
Star Wars helmets for 80+ people that were all bedazzled, decorations, catering..
So anyways, her best friend at one point asked me to look for something in my friends room. She's on all fours, back arched.. says "ugh, I can't find her condoms.. oh well, I'm on birth control."
My response? "Oh, I need to check on the floating shark that go stuck in the ceiling."
Me. She wanted to fuck me.. ten years later - we are both married to different people - and she still makes fun of me for thinking I was there to help her find condoms for another guy. Welp.
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u/muscularsharpie 13h ago
I was in charge of putting together my friends going away party. She was filthy rich, gave me her card and said "go crazy." And I did! Two DJ's who did a DJ battle that turned into like dueling pianos at one point. Guys were super talented.
Star Wars helmets for 80+ people that were all bedazzled, decorations, catering..
So anyways, her best friend at one point asked me to look for something in my friends room. She's on all fours, back arched.. says "ugh, I can't find her condoms.. oh well, I'm on birth control."
My response? "Oh, I need to check on the floating shark that go stuck in the ceiling."
Me. She wanted to fuck me.. ten years later - we are both married to different people - and she still makes fun of me for thinking I was there to help her find condoms for another guy. Welp.