r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 13h ago

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u/Enough_Photograph678 13h ago

this

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u/Huge_Melonss 13h ago

He accidentally described capitalism while trying to own socialism.

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u/Spare-Entertainer-24 12h ago

A tale as old as time.

If i had a penny everytime someone was mad at capitalism and blamed socialism I wouldnt be in crippling capitalist medical debt.

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u/Lower-Land-286 12h ago

Almost every time I hear someone describing the 'nightmare scenario' of living under socialism, they end up describing the current realities of modern day capitalism.

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u/Southern-March1522 12h ago

Or they describe an authoritarian regime, and never actually cover the socialism/capitalism at all since they're not the same thing.

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u/Lower-Land-286 11h ago

In their defense, most attempts at communism/socialism did collapse into authoritarianism.

But one is not the other.

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u/Domeil 8h ago

Yeah, they "collapsed" spontaneously because of communism/socialism. The monarchist militias and fascist death squads trained at the School of the Americas, funded by the State Department, and armed by the CIA had nothing to do with the "collapse."

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u/Lower-Land-286 8h ago

No, Stalin was given contol of the red army to get a few of the Baltic states in line (yes, that means it never would have worked.) But, once Stalin was victorious, they said, "Wonderful comrade, now relinquish the power and we can truly be classless, stateless and godless!"

And Stalin says, "Crazy idea. How about I keep the power and we just be godless and classless.'

And as he still had control over the red army there was nothing they could do.

And his Authoritarian rein began.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 10h ago

Communism... and it was always a bullshit excuse to steal from the people, not true attempts. That's the authoritarianism the guy above you mentioned.

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u/TheGreenMan13 12h ago

That's not capitalism. It's social, marxist, stalinist, woke, DEI, dumbocrats that are causing all these issues that I hate. Of course it's socialism.

Meanwhile I live in a state that has been run by republicans for 40 years.

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u/Lower-Land-286 11h ago

Tell me what socialism is. How does it work, in theory?

Or is it more like anything you dislike is socialism? Like DEI. Name me one single DEI program you don't like, a specific one.

For someone who likes calling other people dumb, I'd really hope you would be smarter.

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u/TheGreenMan13 11h ago

I guess I should have added a /s at the end of that post.....

I was playing a part. Poe's Law is alive and well.

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u/determania 11h ago

It was very obvious you were being sarcastic. People just really struggle with reading comprehension.

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u/Lower-Land-286 11h ago

I tried that too recent, didn't work out well for me either. People don't seem to like the '/s', but I think it's pretty effective. Text make sarcasm hard to parse. And people do belive conflicting things and vote against their own best interests.

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u/Blashtik 10h ago

I don't like the /s when it's obvious sarcasm, because it hurts the humor to be told "that was a joke btw". But I also know it's necessary for all the people that won't get it.

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u/Lower-Land-286 10h ago

So, what happens when it has to be sarcasm, when it's so obvious that they couldn't seriously believe that. But they do.

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u/Blashtik 10h ago

After getting badly misinterpreted one time trying sarcasm on reddit, even after making a follow-up post to explain the sarcasm and then requiring a crystal-clean follow-up to the follow-up, I now make sure to put a /s on all sarcasm. Far too many people will just not catch it otherwise.

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u/determania 11h ago

You honestly can't tell that their comment was satire?

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u/Terradusk 11h ago

People post dumb shit like that all the time unironically say I really don’t blame them

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u/determania 11h ago

No. While people post dumb shit all the time, that comment can only be read as making fun of that type of person. If it was only the first two sentences, you might have a point. But, "Meanwhile I live in a state that has been run by republicans for 40 years." could not have made it any more clear.

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u/Lower-Land-286 11h ago

There is no opinion so outrageous that it is impossible for anyoneeone, even just one person, to belive truly.

Are you new to the internet?

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u/determania 11h ago

It is not the opinion, but the way it was written that makes the satire obvious.

It's social, marxist, stalinist, woke, DEI, dumbocrats

Definitely not out of line for what morons will actually say

causing all these issues that I hate.

This should raise your eyebrow. The phrasing suggest playing a character more than what a person would naturally say.

Meanwhile I live in a state that has been run by republicans for 40 years.

100% obvious satire

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u/Lower-Land-286 11h ago

You're getting pedantic now.

And I have heard every one of those phrases spoken in earnest by a red-hat.

Sarcasm just doesn't work well in text form, especially in public forum.

You're welcome to assume if you want, but... you know the joke, don't you?

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u/Lou_C_Fer 10h ago

Nah. The dude is right. It was dead obvious for the exact reason he has stated.

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u/Lower-Land-286 10h ago

And the fact that people have said those same things and really meant them... they were being scarcastic and didn't realize it?

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u/determania 10h ago

Using context to understand what you are reading isn't pedantic, it is an essential reading comprehension skill.

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u/Lower-Land-286 10h ago

The lack of inflection and context makes that impossible.

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u/Lower-Land-286 10h ago

Poe's Law. Look it up.

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u/LiveBaddie 13h ago

Bro invented trick-or-treating and thought he invented socialism

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 12h ago

Too bad he likely didnt learn that from the response or from any other people

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u/Sea-Animator4250 11h ago

Why wouldnt he get candy under socialism?