r/countwithchickenlady • Streak: 2 • 11h ago

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u/gnolex 11h ago

These fuckers deserve to be in the hell they tell us we're going to for just existing.

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u/ShameSudden6275 Streak: 5 10h ago

I truly believe I'd Christ is truly a eternal, begotten being, than most Christians would be the first in hell:

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

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u/KneesDown_TongueOut I Got Lost One Day 9h ago

I recently did a readalong of the NT with a YouTuber, and the amount of super chill stuff Jesus said and did (that is just transparently anti-prosperity-gospel and anti-bigotry) that gets sorta... post-hoc invalidated by the Pauline epistles is kinda wild.

Don't @ me with the authorship dates, I both already know and do not care that much about the bible

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u/ShameSudden6275 Streak: 5 9h ago

Ah, good old Paul.

He was a great theologian but man was he a piece of shit in many respects.

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u/KneesDown_TongueOut I Got Lost One Day 9h ago

I lowkey respect the juggling act he was doing turning an underground Jewish heresy into The First Church, but also highkey fuck that prick.

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u/KneesDown_TongueOut I Got Lost One Day 9h ago

What happened between Galateans 3:28 and 1 Peter 3? Which woman hurt you?