Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

[u/Ok_Assumption_5366]

[u/Arctimon]

If the White Sox win the World Series, they're going to have to carry this guy out in a wheelbarrow.

[u/gho5trun3r → u/Arctimon]

A wheelbarrow full of cash from the contract extension

[u/ChiBullz023 → u/gho5trun3r]

Will Reinsdorf finally cave and give the Sox their first ever contract over $100 mill? Guess we’ll find out soon…

[u/krazybananada → u/ChiBullz023]

Nah, same contract with a bonus of 100 bottles of champagne