r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/akacage Anaheim Angels 4d ago

"I don't speak English!"

"Thank you so much!"

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u/BangerSlapper1 New York Yankees 4d ago

“AAAHHHHHHH!”

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u/MrBoomf Tampa Bay Devil Rays 3d ago

That’s the most perfectly cut scream I’ve ever heard

Also obligatory r/perfectylcutscreams