r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/A-RayAllDay Colorado Rockies 4d ago

I’m drunk, he’s drunk, you’re drunk, we’re all drunk. Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow, ALWAYS.