r/baseball • u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Washington Nationals • 4d ago

Players Only Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

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u/imoftenconfused Los Angeles Angels 4d ago

r/perfectlycutscreams

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u/Heavy_Literature4987 Seattle Mariners 4d ago

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u/Kevheartsbees Philadelphia Phillies 4d ago

This is Thurston Waffles reincarnated as a large Japanese man.

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u/phyre1129 Philadelphia Phillies 4d ago

I miss that goblin of a cat