r/SipsTea • • 10h ago

SMH Thoughts on this?

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 10h ago

fr this is a fucking appliance

Give me a 90s shitbox with modern safety features and sure, bluetooth for music and podcasts, and I am set. In fact at this point I would pay extra for that because it doesn't exist and I want it more than the shit that's out there.

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u/Hydrax120 10h ago

Shit i dont even want the safety features. Lane departure warning? Automatic braking? Lane collision alert? Bunch of hippity hoppity bullshit theyve added to make vehicles more complicated and expensive.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 9h ago

With people being on their frickin phones, I much prefer the car behind me be a recent car with god damn EAB thank you.

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u/Hydrax120 8h ago

Or the one infront of you malfunctions and brake checks you- no thanks. Ill pass on all of it.

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u/crow-warden 3h ago

That literally never happens.

Also, if you ever get brake checked and hit them you were following too close. Drive better. Better yet, get a car that brakes for you when your poor driving skills would otherwise cause you to hit someone.