r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 12h ago

🔥 Blue-footed Booby.

11.2k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 6h ago

u/Brick_Number_27, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/you_killed_my_ 12h ago

NOTICE THE DISTINCT BLUE COLORATION OF THE F----

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u/Baaastet 3h ago

Best T-shirt I saw on Galapagos was “I LOVE BOOBIES” in big font and then two blue prints of the bird feet. No other explanation

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u/New_Reddit_User1 9h ago

Bless your heart, I was looking for this

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u/BurdzTheWurd 11h ago

The blue coloration is for sexual display, to show their health. The pigment comes from modified pigments from the fresh fish they eat. The pigments also have antioxidant and stimulant property, further indicating their health.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby

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u/Moiste-Moans 8h ago

After reading about how flamingoes get their pigment from the shrimp in their diet. My first thought was, I wonder what these guys eat!

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u/godfromabove256 7h ago

Does that mean that for them, bright blue dye is the equivalent of a BBL?

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u/Ketchupcharger 12h ago

Severely unserious birds

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u/ragelmrq 12h ago

They’re so cool!!! That blue is nuts wtf

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u/VillainousHamster 3h ago

No, that blue is feet.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 10h ago

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u/GoneAndHappy 10h ago

He said boobies. Ahhhaa-a-a….

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u/mmariner 2h ago

I work on ships for a living. Go a lot of places with these birds.

The joke never gets old (to me, at least).

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u/Damnitwasagoodday 11h ago

Any quality shot of these guys should always involve their projectile bowel movements.

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u/CanoneeR7 11h ago

I love all Boobies.

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u/calangomerengue 11h ago

what a nice pair, don't you think?

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u/Aurorisian 11h ago

Don't we all?

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u/NoManufacturer120 10h ago

Birds always have the coolest colors!

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u/Zosobet1975 12h ago

Got to see them in person!!

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u/andolski 9h ago

Eyes up here ladies!

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u/spaghettiking216 8h ago

Most muppetish bird on the planet, change my mind

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u/Bizarrebazaars 3h ago

Shoebill stork

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u/Yomi_Lemon_Dragon 7h ago

When I'm looking at birds, the one thing I love more than a nice pair of tits is a good pair of boobies.

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u/iq2da 12h ago

Beakerheads.

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u/OilMysterious2460 10h ago

cool, so they're basically showing off their fishing skills through foot color?

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u/silviazbitch 7h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah. They’re cute and comical until dinner time. Then they’re stunning. https://youtu.be/f27RS2jyveA?si=7fF0dNKdCQ3oQgoP

Edit- Here’s another- https://youtu.be/-9WO-V2kVEI?si=aVMc8zIek30WAsVB

And one in slow motion- https://youtu.be/IWbu6r-6VK8?si=k8Nhko-z1kh6RNJL

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u/Patient-Alfalfa8245 4h ago

Thank you, very cool videos.

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u/Dangerous_Tower_2586 10h ago

Dude, NSFW!

You can't just show bare Boobies uncensored!

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u/bssgopi 10h ago

Aren't these guys responsible for the Guano Islands off the coast of Peru?

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u/Evelyn-Wilson 9h ago

It is truly amazing! ❤️ this is the first time im seeing something like this in my life 👀

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u/Samuel24601 8h ago

Sounds just like the "jet whistle" sound effect on a flute.

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u/VillainousHamster 3h ago

The color always makes me think they are wearing little form fitted rain boots.

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u/Nosedive888 12h ago

Maybe there's a purple swan too!!

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u/ShartlesAndJames 11h ago

blue suede shoes!

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u/Sweet_Restaurant2939 12h ago

Was ist männchen, was ist weibchen?

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u/nexter2nd 10h ago

They’re pretty similar but the males have smaller pupils and do their little dance for the ladies. One on the right is a male and the left one might be a female, but its hard to tell

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u/Lumpy_Friend8310 7h ago

The little dance being part of the dating process is honestly adorable. Nature really said romance needs choreography too.

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u/Yomi_Lemon_Dragon 7h ago

Baby don't hurt me, no more

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u/MargaerySchrute 10h ago

I wonder what causes their feet to be blue

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u/spaceaige 9h ago edited 9h ago

Cesium-137

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u/No-Pause1185 9h ago

Merci de l'info mec. Passe une bonne journée

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u/spaceaige 9h ago

Je vous de rien, mon ami

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u/Firechef15 9h ago

Underrated comment

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u/Unhappy-Monk-2954 9h ago

oh wow do cute

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u/grundleHugs 7h ago

Los Tunneles, galapagos. Great spot!

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u/NotNamedBort 7h ago

This is 100% the dance I would come up with if I was a bird.

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u/Dependent-Round-3736 7h ago

So for the beach goers,paint your feet blue. 🤣

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u/unlimitedbroski83 6h ago

That is a nice pair of boobies publicly exposed with no risk of jail time. Well played

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u/americangame 6h ago

Nice Boobys

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u/InterruptingCow__Moo 5h ago

Why are they slowly stepping their feet?

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u/astralseat 5h ago

They're so blue

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u/OilDifficult160 5h ago

My favorite way to annoy pervs.

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u/technomage13 5h ago

I love looking at boobies

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u/buttrumpus 5h ago

No saturation left

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u/Patient-Alfalfa8245 4h ago

These birds are cool.

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u/iamacheeto1 3h ago

The projectile poopy 🥹

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u/Agile-Wrongdoer-3962 3h ago

There should be a blue booby paint color

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u/AndySMar 2h ago

New Christian Loubiton?

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u/Mr_ARin404 2h ago

They are adorable actually

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u/whenisnowthen 2h ago

The blue feet are displayed by the male when trying to attract a mate. I'm sure the males get annoyed if this behaviour is referred to as "peacocking". Those wings look like they are built for diving.

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u/guapoguzman 2h ago

nice boobies

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u/Ok-Simple30 2h ago

nice Boobies

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u/Koalasleep1357 9m ago

What is this?

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u/Sea-House-1364 11h ago

Super cool

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u/Znzir 11h ago

They look like they were painted by an artist

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u/bobtomlinson00 10h ago

Never seen anything like it!

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 8h ago

Isn’t that cyan…

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u/FormalTotal9684 11h ago

I love boobies

(Sorry wrong thread)

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u/Leandra_1412 11h ago

Is that what hrt is gonna do to me 😱 ?

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u/Outside_Hat7260 8h ago

Nah its just gonna make your clit into a swollen one

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u/Leandra_1412 8h ago

Hey hey, let's stay pg on the nature subreddit 🤭

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u/Gojirahawk 9h ago

What a lovely pair.

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u/straubie_ 9h ago

Man, i love boobies

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u/striker6363 9h ago

RIP The Blue Footed Booby Canoe Club

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u/Due_Tourist_5534 9h ago

Boobs have feet?

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u/Photonmoose 9h ago

I love boobies.

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u/SelectTechnician7587 9h ago

that one took a shit

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u/AdRecent7021 9h ago

You said booby.

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u/KungFuHamster99 9h ago

Don't ya just admire a great pair of boobs?

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u/VAvegan 8h ago

Thank you for showing me your two beautiful boobies.

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u/Raneynickelfire 8h ago

Nice boobies you've got there.

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 8h ago

Thats a nice looking pair of boobys right there

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 11h ago

No way, that ain't real!

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u/BurdzTheWurd 11h ago

birds aren't real.