r/CuratedTumblr • TeaTimetumblr • 2h ago

Shitposting Holy work in a hellish game

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u/SweetFitsUnicorn 1h ago

It's actually canon that the Doomguy is a celibate Catholic. He's a paladin in Hell. "You're all trapped in here with me!"

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u/EarthMandy 1h ago

I thought he had a wife and a bunny (no relation)?

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u/Hooded_Person2022 Just Some Guy. 1h ago

You can have a wife without getting down in the bedroom, that’s what we call an Asexual Romantic.

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u/Sir_Nightingale 1h ago

Celibate in a catholic sense means unwed