That champagne one is the kind of pun that you immediately recognise is horrifyingly cringe, but the moment you think of something like that you know that you need to put it somewhere
A thought that should never be voiced, but shouldn't die with you either
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u/VibeCheckingJumboJet 13h ago
That's:
-I'm Like a Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off
-"The Take Over, The Break's Over"
-I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears and None On My Fingers
-Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
-Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save The Scene and Stop Going to Shows)
These are all real song titles