So Much (for) Electricity

[u/rowan_damisch]

[u/VibeCheckingJumboJet]

That's:

-I'm Like a Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off

-"The Take Over, The Break's Over"

-I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears and None On My Fingers

-Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

-Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save The Scene and Stop Going to Shows)

These are all real song titles

[u/windexsorbet → u/VibeCheckingJumboJet]

This made me realize a Tumblr post I saw more than a decade ago must have been a reference to one of these songs. It said "Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends"

[u/FEED_ME_YOUR_EYES → u/windexsorbet]

In case anyone wants more of these:

https://xkcd.com/1645/

[u/vanetti → u/FEED_ME_YOUR_EYES]

There is always a relevant XKCD

[u/OldTimeyStrongman → u/vanetti]

Except for when there isn’t, but we don’t talk about those times.