r/ClevelandGuardians • Pride G • 1d ago

I Agree, Go Guards Vogt's post game talk in the locker room better have been like this

https://youtu.be/zFNyiV7AMDI?is=_LRai91rylY11sik
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u/musicaleffervescence 1d ago

analytically, we won

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u/MindTheDrapes Hammy the GOATšŸŽ¤ 1d ago

But anally we lost

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u/MindTheDrapes Hammy the GOATšŸŽ¤ 7h ago

Nah still a loss even if you're getting phallic pleasure, buddy. But out of you and me, you're the only one getting laid so props šŸ¤˜šŸ¼

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u/Ntippit 1d ago

He’s a player coach, he was nice and supported every decision they made

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u/MindTheDrapes Hammy the GOATšŸŽ¤ 1d ago

"bros, I don't want yall to get down on yourselves. Did you blow multiple loaded bases? Sure, but it's okay because you gave it your true best, I feel so much love in this room tonight. God bless us, everyone."

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u/--ipseDixit-- 🄊 DOWN GOES ANDERSON 🄊 1d ago

Fucking pheasants!

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u/Extra-Tangerine-8987 1d ago

ā€œIt’s baseball!ā€

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u/Accomplished-Town495 ⚾small ball baseball terrorists⚾ 1d ago

So who’s Jonesy and Riley in our locker room?

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u/ZipperJJ Rosey Stan 1d ago

Was just wondering that. Since Bazz and Lowe were the only guys to get big hits…are they Riley and Jonesy??

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u/ZipperJJ Rosey Stan 1d ago

But actually I think it’s Martinez and Rocchio. Josey is Shoresy.

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u/FestivusFan Flying G 1d ago

Such phenomenal writing and acting.

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u/6-21-3-11_14-9-7-19 1d ago

In what way is my response any of those?

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u/Buddy__Repperton ⚾small ball baseball terrorists⚾ 14h ago

I feel bad for Stephen and his dead wife Barb

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u/32Count2OutBasesFull 455 2h ago

You know this show was fictitious, right?