r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/PreviousLeague253 Aug 20 '26

Since you all asked!

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u/empireck Aug 20 '26

He looks so happy

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u/thedrunkspacepilot Aug 20 '26

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u/jdboness Aug 20 '26

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun Aug 20 '26

lol what is this from?

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u/MadPangolin Aug 20 '26

The real format is from a Justice League comic where Superman looks up at Giganta.

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u/elzibet Aug 20 '26

How did you get a photo of me and my partner??

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u/switchbladeeatworld Aug 20 '26

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/AromaticApricot7306 Aug 21 '26

People don’t believe me when I say I stopped pulling when I went down to a size 4(other than creepy old men). I would pull so many gym bros and tall skinny dudes😭

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u/Radrouch Aug 20 '26

To be fair, doesn't look like he could just get up and walk away

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u/Masterking263 Aug 20 '26

That makes it so much better.

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u/Extension-Night3825 Aug 20 '26

Going to need a surgeon to get that smile off

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u/Severe-Experience333 Aug 20 '26

who wouldn't be?!

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace Aug 20 '26

Me, but that's not my thing, that's why he's with her and happy as fuck

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u/Eatingfarts Aug 20 '26

Dude this reminded me of back over a decade ago when I was working with this older Mexican guy, easily 60. He LOVED the big ladies, like the bigger the better and there was no limits for him. And he wasn’t just into any ladies, he would mostly ignore what I guess society would consider ‘attractive’ and straight up honk his horn and whistle at the big ladies (which to be clear, is never okay).

We spent a LOT of time sitting in a truck together and one time after he cat called some huge lady, I asked him why he liked ladies so large. He got really quiet and said he doesn’t know, he just really likes big ladies.

I felt TERRIBLE after this. Like, who am I to question what someone likes or doesn’t like or try to make it seem ‘wrong’ somehow? Like I said, I was littler then and didn’t know any better.

He was also married to a skinny white lady 😂

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u/mango915 Aug 20 '26

The plot twist 😂

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u/_Ross- Aug 20 '26

My guy likes his tortas and eats them too

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u/Eatingfarts Aug 20 '26

God damn Mexican Marie Antoinette.

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u/Donnie619 Aug 20 '26

Well that was a twist! You called him out on his guilty pleasure, bro craved what he never had, daym...

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Aug 20 '26

I’m fat, have been all my life. In my experience, 25% of men prefer a slim woman and would prefer a plain slim girl to a pretty plump one. 25% prefer plump women and would prefer a plain plump girl to a pretty slim one (really!). 50% of men don’t care, as long as they can get their hands on it.

So that’s about 75% of the male population who would be happy for death by snu snu, by my reckoning. In my experience, its also the little fellas who are most open about their desire for big women.

I think its because you have to have a certain amount of confidence as a man to overcome being short, so once you’ve dealt with that, you don’t give a shit about what other blokes think about your sexual preferences. Its also easier to have sex standing up with a short bloke. I do like my short kings !!

I mean, look at his happy little face ! He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast. I have a body like this and you probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many men love a) being crushed between your thighs and b) smothered to death between your boobs. Yeah, he’s a happy camper.

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u/Eatingfarts Aug 20 '26

I’m dying 😭

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u/SadBug3582 Aug 20 '26

This is what Reddit used to be 😂

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u/imhereforthevotes Aug 20 '26

"He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast."

Thank you for this.

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u/burnetrosehip Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

As a skinny woman, I concur with this statistical breakdown and find it absolutely heinous the number of plump women who have had it hammered into them that they are not desirable, and the number of men who also somehow believe this and allow themselves to treat plump women as less than as a result, often while still pursuing them. My fat friends have been put down and treated like shit for their body size by (some of the) men who clearly desire them, and who also clearly can't handle the notion of women they perceive to be powerful, while being inherently turned on by same.

I want your comment to be all over dating subs.

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u/theNixher Aug 20 '26

That's awful, I'd hate to see pictures of your fat friends, worse yet definitely don't put me in contact with them, I'd hate to accidentally fall for one, or in one.

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u/Masterking263 Aug 20 '26

There's an old saying: The best boobs aren't the big or small ones. They are the ones you can see, which is only second to the ones you can feel.

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u/BucklemerryBin Aug 20 '26

“It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.” Fabienne, Pulp Fiction

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u/Duel_Option Aug 20 '26

I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230

Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.

Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.

She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.

Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.

Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.

I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.

“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”

I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response

“SUFFOCATE ME”

Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol

That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.

DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE

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u/texas130ab Aug 20 '26

Dam it boyee. True American hero.

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u/cosmic_animus29 Aug 20 '26

You had me at "suffocate me" 🤣

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u/Yop07 Aug 20 '26

Death by snu snu

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u/LemonCollee Aug 20 '26

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/leigen_zero Aug 20 '26

It's not how he thought he would die, but he always secretly hoped.

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u/Temporary-Face3553 Aug 20 '26

I’m 5’6 and my girlfriend is 6’1. It’s amazing.

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u/obviousfakeperson Aug 20 '26

This better not awaken anything within me....

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 Aug 20 '26

you know it did, resistance is futile

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u/Foxteufel Aug 20 '26

Wo sind seine Beine?

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u/PreviousLeague253 Aug 20 '26

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u/acornsalade Aug 20 '26

This is the look of a man that you can’t tell nothing.

Happy for him.

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u/VoidOmatic Aug 20 '26

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u/drwsgreatest Aug 20 '26

I'm pretty into climbing and watch a ton of related stuff and this could be the craziest single move I've ever seen.

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u/Kingtoke1 Aug 20 '26

Thats a man whos been used, bruised and abused and loved every moment of it

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u/Kootlefoosh Aug 20 '26

... looks fun

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u/jackrabbit323 Aug 20 '26

Smile (Living My Best Life) by Lil Duval popped into my head immediately.

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u/Freediverjack Aug 20 '26

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u/King_Chochacho Aug 20 '26

Men only want one thing and it's beautiful

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u/OArouraiousMou Aug 20 '26

He looks so happy 😭🩷

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u/Top-Use4277 Aug 20 '26

That’s a big girl. I bet when she hauls ass she’s gotta make two trips.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Aug 20 '26

Hauls ass anyway but the quick way

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u/Ok_Campaign8689 Aug 20 '26

Some die of thirst , while others drown in abundance.

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u/drifterstip Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

This guy is 2 feet tall

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u/sebastiankirk Aug 20 '26

He's clearly about two legs tall...

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u/SadJ3tsFan Aug 20 '26

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Aug 20 '26

Every time I see this image the butt print gets bigger and bigger

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers Aug 20 '26

Tbf so does the ladies lol

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u/jetserf Aug 20 '26

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u/ModishShrink Aug 20 '26

I assume this is how my dog came out part Chihuahua part Weimaraner

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u/ApologizingCanadian Aug 20 '26

Weimaraner

Hopefully the mother was the Weimaraner

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u/CriminalMacabre Aug 20 '26

This is what makes dog breeding work

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u/Fluffy-Trouble5955 Aug 20 '26

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u/SerLaron Aug 20 '26

Somewhere, north of the Wall, Tormund carved her likeness into a tree trunk. Over time, that sparked a new religion.

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u/firstbreathOOC Aug 20 '26

This season was ass, but at least we had Tormund

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u/-laughingfox Aug 20 '26

I swear that plotline was my favorite of the whole series.

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u/Equivalent_Twist4780 Aug 20 '26

Yet it fell to 💩 like the rest of the show

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u/joe_dirty365 Aug 20 '26

The best storyline in GoT

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u/furiouspossum Aug 20 '26

Almost a decade later and this scene still makes me laugh

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u/Waste-South-4985 Aug 20 '26

I had an aunt and uncle like this, uncle is a lanky skinny guy, and she was a large woman all around. My cousins had so many stories of catching them fooling around on accident. Couldn't keep my uncle off of her.

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u/TrollsWhenBored Aug 20 '26

I'm tall and lanky and my wife is about 80lbs bigger than me... It's an amazing life

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u/R8iojak87 Aug 20 '26

I’m 5’9 180 my wife is 6foot 160, it’s a good life fam

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u/TrollsWhenBored Aug 20 '26

I'm taller than my wife, it's the thickness that does it for me. The extra weight just goes straight to the curves and it's amazing.

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u/redtreepurplebanana Aug 20 '26

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u/AesopsGetawayCar Aug 20 '26

Look at this fucking calves. 🫪 I need her genetics.

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u/uncle-muscles69 Aug 20 '26

Big if true

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u/PreviousLeague253 Aug 20 '26

She invites small men and takes pics of them with her. Fetish thing

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u/Big-Revolution3842 Aug 20 '26

Oh that's a bit sad then. It's sweet if they'd be an actual couple

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 Aug 20 '26

sad boner noises

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u/BeerMantis Aug 20 '26

I don't know. He's getting something he wants. She's getting paid. We're getting this comments section. Seems like everybody wins.

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u/GenNoGojira Aug 20 '26

..so this isn't a real couple picture?

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u/SayHiiiToMe Aug 20 '26

Thats not just a couple size difference, thats a MANY size difference

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u/Fyrestar333 Aug 20 '26

She can have up to 8 males fuse to her, so she can have sperm whenever she needs it

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u/Cavalol Aug 20 '26

Maybe he’s packin’ a telephone pole

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u/Inigo-Fabio-Montoya Aug 20 '26

He might be the telephone pole

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u/Dietotex Aug 20 '26

Respect for brother

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u/Decent-Intention8364 Aug 20 '26

A man amongst men

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers Aug 20 '26

Leyend says he hasnt stopped smiling in YEARS lol

Lucky bastard

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u/BungleBums Aug 20 '26

That's a happy man.

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u/deeppurpleking Aug 20 '26

I can see him smiling from back there

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u/bi-bee-bb Aug 20 '26

The dream. He's right where he wants to be. He's also right where I want to be.

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u/hashbrownsinketchup Aug 20 '26

I thought he was the back of a chair for a good 20 seconds. Took me a while to get what was going on in the pic.

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u/Punk_Pharaoh Aug 20 '26

Bro is right where he wants to be

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u/19kilo20Actual Aug 20 '26

Death by snu snu.. Or maybe just snu

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u/ijulibee Aug 20 '26

Some men die of thirst while others drown.

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u/eajags Aug 20 '26

Death by snu snu

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u/Front_Trust1026 Aug 20 '26

Cangrats to that dude, rooting for him

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u/Acrock7 Aug 20 '26

How did they get this pic of me and my bf?