r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 6h ago

/r/all of a chill snake

6.5k Upvotes

74 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • 8h ago

/r/all of a tribesman

4.5k Upvotes

354 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hola_Como_Estass • 21h ago

/r/all of a leatherback sea turtle near Oping Beach, Indonesia

22.0k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Strict-Revenue-5131 • 5h ago

of a rooster

597 Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial_Sea7327 • 7h ago

of a feral 820-pound hog.

629 Upvotes

(372 kg)

106 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/confused_being02 • 7h ago

of a strawberry

538 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/godofdajuice • 16h ago

of a butternut squash

1.8k Upvotes

254 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/strikecat18 • 9h ago

of a food thief

417 Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BataBole93 • 4h ago

of two basketball players

115 Upvotes

Arvydas Sabonis (2.21m / 7.3 ft) leaning down to talk to Shaquille O'Neal (2.16 m / 7.1)

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ultimo_hombre • 5h ago

of a caterpillar

134 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dddd945 • 13h ago

of a line of cars

405 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Couscous-Garbit • 18m ago

of a 102.4 Liter engine

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JaggerJam69 • 20h ago

of wind turbine blade

627 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/havntmadeityet • 2h ago

of a fan

17 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/anotherlovelysunrise • 5h ago

of a cat's paw

29 Upvotes

Murphy's mighty mitts!

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 17h ago

of a fish

gallery

287 Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JarRules • 1d ago

of a cart of pizzas

2.1k Upvotes

91 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DryadAbominationn • 9h ago

of a bolete mushroom

26 Upvotes

Found this massive bolete almost the size of my head

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ksala69 • 20h ago

of a bench

gallery

156 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swish301 • 1d ago

of a Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

gallery

566 Upvotes

Slice of cheese for scale…

66 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a pizza

330 Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/zappyguy111 • 52m ago

of a skink

• Upvotes

Friendly land mullet, as round as my forearm, spotted in Binnaburra, Aus.

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • 6h ago

of a car

5 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/peppito11 • 1d ago

of a squirrel

615 Upvotes

I call her Brunhilde

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RemarkableFruit6007 • 1d ago

of magnifying glass

gallery

240 Upvotes

Save electricity or gas.

32 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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