r/whatisit • • 6h ago

Solved! Found at a thrift store

Obviously alternative fashion of some kind, but I can't figure out for the life of me where it goes! I bought it for the big spikes, but I'd like to know where it's supposed to be worn.

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u/PupLondon 6h ago

It looks like a shoulder harness. The spikes would suggest it was for a costume or maybe a heavy metal concert. BDSM CAN get to spikes and drawing blood, but thats usually a very, very extreme and more niche.

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Everyone is being very "ewwww bdsm" but to me, this looks plain old goth! Usually bdsm spikes would have a function if they were there, no?

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u/Miami_Mice2087 6h ago

nah, spikes can be for fashion in bdsm too, esp in the leather community. but they're usually smaller for safety, like an inch or less. that looks like a goth fashion piece.

you want the pain to be intentional, not accidental. plus, anything that's advertising that much is just kinda cheesy

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 1h ago

you want the pain to be intentional, not accidental.

Speak for yourself. My ideal woman is covered in porcupines.

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u/first_to_the_Orgy 1h ago

There is the leather community and the LEATHER community. Reading your comment felt like watching taxicab confessions with the volume real low

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u/Pokari_Davaham 6h ago

If it was BDSM, 99% it was aesthetic anyway

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u/OmNomChompsky 6h ago

No, you are suppose to cram all the spikes into penis. You can tell by the way it is.

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u/steveysaidthis 6h ago

Can I start with one and see how I feel? Or is that the wrong attitude to said things?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 6h ago

No. Full send.

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u/stupid3anxious 6h ago

Damn does he at least get a safe word 💀

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u/NoBenefit5977 5h ago

Fluggaenkoechiebolsen

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u/Redpower5 6h ago

It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed!!!!!!

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 5h ago

imagine by some bizarre twist of fate the lord decided it was your time and that was your last post 🤣

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u/OmNomChompsky 5h ago

He would understand.

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u/feralunicorns 54m ago

I read this to my boyfriend with no context as he was falling asleep.

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 5h ago

As someone who actually attends BDSM events people do not wear shit like this 😆

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u/lucyjuggles 4h ago

Idk i saw a lot of looks like this at Folsom last weekend… kinda common for the “look but don’t touch” stone top babes i know.

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock 3h ago

That checks out at an event like that tbh, I'd be lying if I said my experience was all encompassing

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u/lucyjuggles 3h ago

I mean to be fair I’m definitely at the “needles blood and edge play” extreme end of things.. spikes like this are pretty tame and more of a fashion piece than a functional thing… Altho i gotta say getting hugged by a baddie covered in spikes hits so good so there not NO function

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u/its_garden_time_nerd 4h ago

But sort of like what's the difference

(this has been a rhetorical question. I do not care what you have to say 💚💚 Save your time! I do not care 💚)

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u/KareKrochet 3h ago

Yea it doesn’t have to be “bdsm” it can just be goth. I have so many random harnesses and they’re just used as accessories

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u/Zealousideal-Care399 6h ago

I see doom and black metal accessories. Sure one always assumes it has to be something truly taboo, but I know a few goths that wear this type of thing. Once I saw a 3" spiked bandoliers that held .44 rounds perfectly in between the spikes, in little loops. It was custom made for this guy that wanted a Gothic Cowboy look. It was beautiful!

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u/OctoandtheBots 5h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/generouslyemotional 4h ago

I've seen harnesses like that on gay men and it's less about a specific kink, and more just that it looks cool lol

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u/Lazy_Mix_9652 6h ago

I agree not bdsm.

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u/Soil2Star 5h ago

It's giving me Raider fan. 

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u/ElectronicRegular218 6h ago

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

A lot of people asked for me to wear it, I will not be doing that just in case, but my washable squishmallow will model the current best idea

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 2h ago

"My washable squishmallow"

Do they make ones that disintegrate in water or some shit? 🤔

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u/sarahmewmews101 2h ago

Washable, as opposed to myself if it has super stds like people were crying about.

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

I think this is it! Though everyone is being very entertaining, this looks the most correct!

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u/sam_grace 6h ago

This is what I was thinking but I was expecting the spikes to go front to back like a mohawk.

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u/vanillaninja777 5h ago

Yeah OP's one has to go on like a mohawk for the strap to go under rhe chin. I

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u/sam_grace 5h ago

Oh hey, so it does. That's much cooler than this sideways thing.

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u/xkgrey 6h ago

The one that literally isn’t real?

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u/ElectronicRegular218 6h ago

The one pictured is from Dolls Kill, an established retailer. The one OP has is just a mohawk version. I didn't think the strap direction would cause so many issues

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Do you see any better suggestions, xkgrey?

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u/Quiet_Education5918 6h ago

...this isn't shaped like that at all.

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u/NewDadPleaseHelp 6h ago

The pictured one isn't, but it appears OP's is mohawk oriented

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u/Foehammercdxix 4h ago

I agree, however yours would have the spikes going front to back. Mohawk style

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u/TheSpanxxx 6h ago

It's a spike mohawk. Look at the orientation of the straps. It's not like the one in the picture. If the spikes went across the head the chin strap would have to go through your skull

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u/Wolfman22390 6h ago

This isn't what she had in mind when she set out to become a model

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u/hippopotapants 5h ago

You know her mom wants to tell people "my daughter is a model now!" but hesitates to show the pics lol

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u/XVDub 6h ago

The one in OP's photo looks like a Mohawk orientation.

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u/slickdilly 5h ago

OP can be Goth Statue of Liberty for Halloween this year!

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u/azure-heavens 5h ago

Hahah! This thing is so ugly and dumb. I love how the model looks like she 100% agrees with that sentiment.

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u/Odd-Confusion1073 6h ago

probably not this but it sure looks like a spike mohawk helme/hat thing

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

I thought maybe this was it, but i cant find any that look like it... or maybe a human muzzle? But nothing I look up is close enough. I also am too scared to put it anywhere near my face.

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 6h ago

It does almost look like a horses halter on the upper half, but the vertical strap with spikes wouldn’t make sense. I’m seconding spike Mohawk

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u/jimjamalama 3h ago

Wait… it’s a Mohawk?! That’s so random and fun for the thrifty

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u/photoguy423 6h ago

Might be a mohawk shaped add on to a motorcycle helmet.

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u/OnlyAnotherEmily 6h ago

You're holding it in weird angles in both pictures

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Tell me how you'd like me to hold it! Tell me!! Tell me!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOrweiGPyRLyxndTy

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u/Competitive-Host-369 6h ago

Put it on your head

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

Now you know people would eat me alive if I did that, they've all decided it's a sex thing

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u/Competitive-Host-369 5h ago

Sex is punk, punk is sex.

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u/Available_Access_147 3h ago

Maybe on the shoulder, like a shoulder pauldron? Strip with the spikes going front to back, and with the long strip with the buckle going around the chest?

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u/foundwithin2021 6h ago

Better question is wth is on the dash of your car?

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Axolotls and mushrooms... and edamame shells from me eating them.

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u/foundwithin2021 6h ago

It looked like potpourri, I was wondering if I was using it wrong!

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u/0BetaNymph 6h ago

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

You can wash metal, which is all I plan to keep!

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u/Longjumping_Intern7 6h ago

Allegedly 

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u/ThanksForTheRain 6h ago

I think you bought secondhand fetish gear

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Lmaooo, kinda figured. But what KIND is it?

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u/txkwatch 6h ago

That's your concern here?

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Look if I got worried over every piece of leather daddy gear I found in a thrift, I'd never get any rest. Or new goth pieces.

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 6h ago

They want to know how to use it before they hurt themselves the wrong way on it.

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u/Cesario12 6h ago

Might need to think bigger than fashion; kinky people will put leather straps on ANYTHING. Furniture. A labubu. Once saw a guy walking his dachsund where the human and the dog had matching harnesses.

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u/astarte66 6h ago

Nice mowhawk strap/crown. Purchasing for the spikes alone was worth it.

So whats up with all those peach/nectarine looking pits in OP’s car below the clock. 🤔

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

I basically live out of my car for weeks at a time for work, so I eat fruit and veggies on the go. I do need to clean it up next time I stop on the road.

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u/astarte66 5h ago

I thought you were harvesting to plant your own orchard. ❤️❤️

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u/Nopalite 3h ago

You just gotta get a car trash with a lid. Otherwise the ants or fruit flies will make you pay one day.

Or a black bear if you are unlucky.

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u/TheNefariousMrH 6h ago

What flavor is it?

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u/TwentinQuarantino 6h ago edited 6h ago

Selection of dried up bodily fluids

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u/RandomBloke2021 6h ago

What is in your upper center console?? It looks like a squirrel nest.

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Edamame shells. I ate them and then it was hot and they got crispy :P gotta throw em away.

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u/AvgPunkFan 6h ago

That’s a BDSM crotch cradle…

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u/monkeyonfire 6h ago

of course you'd know what it is

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

I don't think any part of it is large enough to fit around someone's waist, assuming it'd be worn how I'd assume a "crotch cradle" would.

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u/EvaTheE 6h ago

I don't think any part of it is large enough to fit around someone's waist,

Child sized.

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u/coffee_and_physics 6h ago

I am trying way too hard to picture this. Do the spikes go front to back?

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u/Kitchen_Cheek_7438 6h ago

Do you own any dogs?!?

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Only a really swole cat

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u/spotlight-app Mod Bot 🤖 4h ago

OP has pinned their own comment:

Alternatively... it fits this deer like it was made for it, once I took his Mario hat off.

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u/Money_Appearance6421 6h ago

It is a boob harness your tits go through the holes on the top

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

That's what I originally thought, but it flexes OUT a lot on the strap with the spikes, like somethings meant to sit inside that spot... and i don't think anyone is small enough to fit their ribs inside any part of this thing.

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u/insignificantlittle 4h ago

OP all of your comments are hilarious, if you do go bald at least you’ll have a sick ass Mohawk.

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u/sarahmewmews101 2h ago

If I was bald my eyebrows could be drawn even higher U👄U💅 slay to the grave

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

Alternatively... it fits this deer like it was made for it, once I took his Mario hat off.

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u/Belrevnyd 3h ago

put the Mario hat back on. Leather Daddy Deer Mario

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u/0megon 1h ago

F that, what is the compost pile on top of your dash.

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u/sarahmewmews101 1h ago

🫩👎 thank you asker #6, surely my answer will be different THIS time

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u/lock11111 6h ago

I'm gonna say something furry related

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

I did think it might be a fursuit muzzle, but it looked kinda small for that.

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u/lock11111 5h ago

I have no frame of reference for its size likely some codplay or bdsm stuff than.

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u/Kerrlhaus 1h ago

Anyone here not yet mention the chips in the middle console?

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u/maddler 6h ago

I'd gently put it back on the shelf and go wash, deeply, my hands.

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u/TieAdorable4973 6h ago

I'm pretty sure that thing has seen deeply a few times as well

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u/maddler 6h ago

Definitely way more than what you would need to know!

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u/RadRimmer9000 5h ago

Why would you buy some used sex toy if you don't know what it is?

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

Yikes, this guy has sex on the brain... :////

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 5h ago

Id have bought that also. How much were they charging ?

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u/InstructionFinal5190 6h ago

Clearly you're not a golfer

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u/AwarenessGreat282 6h ago

Must be a Nihilist....

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u/smilingmike415 6h ago

Looks exhausting.

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u/QuirkyNature4070 6h ago

Well that's, just like, your opinion, man

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u/Rastrick 6h ago

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

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u/AwarenessGreat282 4h ago

She owes money all over town

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u/CornTreeRoad 6h ago

Jesus.

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u/lojay13 6h ago

You said it, man

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u/eusshu 6h ago

I like your style dude!

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 6h ago

Or into leather daddies

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u/Electric-Basil0764 6h ago

Some people disgust me.... how do you have EATEN food ON your dash 🤢

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

How do you have such a judgemental personality?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKHWfaRwxAwiZ4xNK

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u/Zealousideal-Cost-66 5h ago

I’m more concerned about the walnuts, chips, & some sort of fruit peel (?) that are sitting loose on the dashboard… where the mini car trashcan at

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

I had one, but I think it got chucked with the trash after a friend puked in it. Gotta get a new one, I eat in my car a lot cuz I spend weeks at a time living out of it for work.

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u/Jack_Stands 6h ago

Was developed by NASA, after the first Gemini mission. The straps hold onto the wrist gently for performing light maneuvers and the spikes are meant to integrate into the HOLY SHIT, DUDE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT SHIT IS FOR.

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u/sarahmewmews101 6h ago

Waaah, everything leather and spikes is seeeexxxx :(((( i dont like using my mind to imagine how to wear it, a heem heeeem whimper :(((

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u/TheDorkyDeric 6h ago

Lol. Found AND bought I see!

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u/Arlensoul_ 6h ago

for science!

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Bulldogbook 6h ago

My first thought was a one armed shoulder strap, like a less bulky version of this but I’m not sure

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u/Agreeable_Mix4484 6h ago

I was also thinking shoulder and acress chest

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u/GoldenButtPlug 6h ago

Username checks out

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u/Bulldogbook 6h ago

lol I fully missed the pawprint, it was meant to be

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u/dalziel86 2h ago

You fuckin know what it is

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 5h ago

you know, that's why you bought it

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

Yeah it's spikey and I get to be a goth hedgehog if I take the spikes

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WCTG9Qt1CL28

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u/Difficult-Low5891 5h ago

You actually bought it? 🤣😂

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u/Hefty-Interaction395 6h ago

Dont know why you decided to buy it but Im interested

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u/Eastbound_AKA 6h ago

80% sure it goes on your head.

It may also be for pony play.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 6h ago

From the layout of the straps my best guess is something similar to this

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u/mckronikz1 6h ago

So you bought it? Without knowing what it is?!?

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u/mrkrag 6h ago

"You must be Daddy"

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u/3rdProfile 6h ago

You bought it? Pretty sure you have an idea of what it is.

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

Yeah, spikeyyyy spikes go brrr

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u/sarahmewmews101 5h ago

I'm hedgehogmaxxing

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u/icanhascamaro 5h ago

I like to think that the person who donated this was snickering as they put it into their donation bag, chuckled on the drive over to donate it, and outright guffawed as they drove away from the thrift store they left it at. 😂

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u/LucyLovesBetty 1h ago

It’s a mohawk head harness by Funk Plus. On the second photo, I have a smaller harness (the one from the comment OP pinned) layered on top of the larger harness. They are both from the company Funk Plus.

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u/redmoonleather 6h ago

I think it goes on your head, like a spike Mohawk

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u/No-Scheme-5370 6h ago

Dodgeball uniforms!

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u/Odd-Text-2357 6h ago

This reminds me of that old meme “oh wow how many dogs do you have” and its just a closet full of harnesses 😂

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u/Extra_Strawberry_249 2h ago

The second pic is giving ‘I don’t know what it is, but I bought it’

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u/Junior_Accident6730 5h ago

I'm the shadow man! Look at my fingers I'm the shadow man

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 6h ago

Some metal 🤘 rock fan died too soon or got married

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u/Rawkkah 6h ago

I believe it's a chest harness....giddyup, boy!

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u/StevieG-2021 6h ago

My first thought was that it was a dog harness

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u/BagSignal7908 15m ago

I had a giggle, when I clicked to the second picture and saw it was from the car.

"What is this thing?" buys it anyway w/o knowing.

Also props for "washable" it's like when people are wearing gloves asking about things.

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u/Calm-Scene-2858 2h ago

He's subtle on the dance floor and suave around the bar. He's a quickdraw with a lighter and a super movie star! You know he's not the king of bedside manor....not the Tom Jones who lives next door..nope not anymore

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u/Fictitious_Username 6h ago

Y'all it's a head piece

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u/citricsteak54 5h ago

Oh sorry that’s mine

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u/Pretend-Design-7061 5h ago

Depends on the size, but it probably fits on a helmet. Allows added spikes and a chin strap without physically modifying it, which would make it no longer certified.

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u/MushroomLover32167 6h ago

Ohhhhhh. Ummmm yeahhh, I suppose why not? My laaard a** wouldn't fit that though lol

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u/eroticathong 6h ago

It looks like a win!!

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u/Quigon345 6h ago

Glad you bought it!

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 5h ago

I was really worried it was a harness for someone to play the dom but the more I looked at it the less that made sense. Glad to learn it's headgear.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 5h ago

Actually those look like leg holes to me. Neither pic shows the whole apparatus tho, I'm picturing the strap and buckle going above the butt

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u/RiotousRagnarok 6h ago

Definitely a hat!

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u/DJStambo 5h ago

It's something to do with hanging ballsacks that you can hang other ballsacks from surely.

The Scroternator!

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u/Hairymuscle101 6h ago

See and weird stains on it? Anyway if you can’t use it DM me I can add it to my leather collection

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u/ElphTrooper 6h ago

Maybe on the shoulder and the straps go across the chest? Opposite of how held in the 1st picture.

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u/TacDragon2 58m ago

I can’t answer what it was. But I can answer what it is.

It is going home with you.

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u/MintyFresh771 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uVs555ywXH9Rf8sApH
Perhaps it’s leftover from late 80’s wrasslin?

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u/Several_Effective_94 6h ago

I feel unsatisfied not seeing a pic of OP showing us how it should be worn