r/todayilearned • • 15h ago

TIL that no fatal accidents have ever occurred with Australian passenger jets; including all flights to/from Australia, as well as all Australian-run companies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accidents_and_incidents_involving_commercial_aircraft
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u/Bozzo2526 11h ago

New Zealand also has a pretty good record but we slammed a plane full of passengers into the side of Mt Erebus in Antarctica that one time

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u/Mendevolent 10h ago

Yeh, one significant stain on an otherwise clear record.

We'd have to manipulate the stat:

'No fatal accidents have ever occurred with NZ passenger jets on flights in NZ or between NZ and other countries...' . 

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u/theyork2000 9h ago edited 6h ago

Pretty sure that incorrect. 23 were killed in the Kaimai Range Crash. Another crash slamming into a mountain.

Edit: I get it not a jet.

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u/Possiblycancerous 9h ago

Not a jet aircraft though. NAC 441 was a DC3, so piston engines rather than jets. If you count turboprops as jets (I don’t, some people might), then there’s another 2 to consider. Air New Zealand flight 4374 crashed into the sea short of the runway in Auckland, and Ansett NZ flight 703 crashed into some hills while trying to fix their landing gear near Palmerston North.

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u/zyzzogeton 8h ago

I doubt the passengers cared too much about the jet vs prop distinction when it came down to it.

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u/phire 8h ago

Check the title. The Australian claim is doing the exact same thing.

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 8h ago

Why do you guys keep crashing into fucking mountains?! You've got plenty of them to practice not hitting bloody stop it!!

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u/Possiblycancerous 6h ago

There’s a lot of them around. How are you supposed to know where something is unless you can feel it?

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u/Mendevolent 8h ago

That was a prop plane, not a jet.

If you include prop planes, Australia has had crashes too. OP's post was about jets. 

Admittedly it's arguably an arbitrary distinction since jets can be small and the Kaimai crash plane was a large prop... 

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u/ComprehensiveOwl9023 3h ago

Erebus is a super interesting accident actually.

Splitting the hair precisely there but technically it was a CHC-CHC flight.

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u/YourMumWasRight 10h ago

But on the plus side when you land in New Zealand the whole country, it's flora, fauna and geography isn't trying to kill you. Just Geoff, who broke up with his girlfriend and is shitpants drunk.

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u/TittysForScience 8h ago

Not everything in Australia wants to kill you.

Huntsman Spiders are friendly fluffy fellas

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u/NGTTwo 10h ago

Sure, but then it's only the 6 blokes down the pub who want to kill him.

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u/Sea_Goat7550 8h ago

Too much weights and not enough speedwork

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u/Desert-Noir 6h ago

I fucking hate this bullshit take.

Firstly, most of where people go, there is virtually zero danger.

The US has venomous snakes, it has dangerous spiders, it has alligators and crocodiles and also has deadly sharks. THEN ON TOP OF THAT you have cougars, bears, wolves, moose and the most dangerous of all Floridians…

Not to mention you guys have rabies when we don’t.

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u/Several-Regular-8819 6h ago

Yeah the only thing that might actually want to kill you in Australia is crocodiles, and they are confined to the far North and pretty easy to avoid. Sharks too but Australia isn’t special for having sharks in the sea.

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u/Blitzer046 4h ago

The American impression of Australia's lethality is mystifying when there is a non-zero chance of daily coming face to face with a fucking BEAR

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u/RI_Swamp_Yankee 5h ago

You forgot wolverines. The man-killer super-weasels and the University of Michigan’s drunken American football fans. Also don’t pet porcupines even if they’re cute and friendly and squeak adorably. Emergency surgery will ensue.

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u/The-Jesus_Christ 7h ago edited 6h ago

They may not be trying to kill you, but they are actively trying to be killed by you. Deer in NZ are especially stupid animals that seem to enjoy being hit by cars.

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u/SuperZapp 7h ago

Also the A320 that went down in France. It was a test flight after being leased to XL Airlines for a few years and was just painted in the Air New Zealand livery and about to come to NZ. I know it is a bit of a grey area if you could include this as an NZ crash or not.

It also occurred exactly 29 years after Mt Erebus.

https://nzhistory.govt.nz/page/air-nz-a320-crashes-france

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u/Ok-Raspberry7884 4h ago

I wouldn’t include it. Air NZ weren’t flying the plane and they hadn’t been responsible for maintaining it while they leased it out. Crew training and maintenance seem to be the biggest factors in most crashes and since New Zealand weren’t doing either at the time I don’t think it counts as theirs.

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u/Jknzboy 8h ago

An organized litany of lies!

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u/InvestigatorFun9253 8h ago

I believe the quote was “an orchestrated litany of lies”.

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u/Kronk5000 8h ago

Classic. Loved the RNZ podcast on Erebus. My old man worked on the tarmac at CHC at that time and said it was the longest working day of his life.

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u/TittysForScience 8h ago

From memory the only incidents that Ansett experienced was their New Zealand arm. It was a twin engine that spudded in and I remember that there were survivors. It was an episode of Air Crash investigation.

Ansett New Zealand Flight 703

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u/MakkaPakkaStoneStack 14h ago

Yes it's because all Australian pilots have mandatory training in the Fielder method.

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

Many of them can bowl and bat also

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u/SamLooksAt 6h ago

As long as it's not Trevor Chappell training them.

Don't want low altitude warnings.

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u/ElectricPiha 6h ago

Don’t mention The Incident 🇳🇿

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u/dannyr 8h ago

I just got a filthy look from my wife as I woke her up at 6am laughing at this. Well played

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u/MontyPythonMan11 9h ago

First officer Blunt, and Captain All Ears in the house.

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u/ErnestScaredBorgnine 15h ago

Qantas never crashed

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u/Academic_UK 15h ago

Gotta go to K-mart

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u/monsieurangleterre 14h ago

Stay with Charlie Babbit

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u/UStoJapan 15h ago

Ten minutes to Wapner.

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u/The_Man11 14h ago

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, Ray: K-Mart sucks.

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u/handgwenade 12h ago

Get some more underwear. 97X! Baaaaaaaam. The future of rock and roll.

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u/innomado 12h ago

haha reddit is the best sometimes

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u/pudding7 13h ago

Hot water burn baby!

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u/Crew_1996 14h ago

In Cincinnati

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u/Capnshiner 15h ago

Definitely Qantas

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u/nyc98 14h ago

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u/RedditTipiak 10h ago

fun fact is that airlines censor anything related to plane crashes in films shown during flight to passenger, that includes this very scene... except Qantas which left it in.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/yqpdpx/til_in_1989_many_major_airlines_showed_edited/ and I had read it on IMDB as well.

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u/FaZaCon 10h ago

lmfao, this is exactly what came to mind when I read the title.

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u/WorldsMostDad 10h ago

I'm a very good driver.

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u/rosstedfordkendall 14h ago

Qantas doesn't fly to LA out of Cincinnati, Ray! You've got to get to Melbourne!

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u/AusSupportWorker 14h ago

Melborrrn

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

Melbin

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u/FuglyLookingGuy 13h ago

Melbn.

100 years from now, it'll just be Mm.

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u/Buttercup4869 15h ago edited 13h ago

I mean, they essentially repaired a *write off to continue claiming that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qantas_Flight_1

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u/epic1107 15h ago

That's not even the only case.

QF32 was pretty close to being a write off

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u/lordtema 14h ago

How that plane didnt crash is a fucking miracle because jesus christ.

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u/Frankie_T9000 6h ago

It would have if the crew didnt do an amazing job.

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u/kahlzun 15h ago

To be fair, even if they wrote off the bird, nobody got hurt

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u/Parkeramorris 14h ago

Wikipedia says 38 were injured.

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u/Tinysaur 13h ago

But they were Nickleback fans

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u/dirty_cuban 14h ago

That’s very impressive but the claim made by the top level comment was they never crashed, which was demonstrated to be untrue.

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u/no-but-wtf 14h ago

“we’ve never crashed” used to be a huge part of the marketing. I think it was quietly changed to “we’ve never lost a plane in a crash” after that one they should’ve written off.

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

I believe it was a quote from rain man, which had been correct at its time. But yes, depending on how strictly you define crash, one was done by qantas.

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u/Dr_Hexagon 14h ago

at the time Rainmain came out that was true. Qantas has never had a crash that killed anyone on the ground or on the plane, is still true.

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u/likwitsnake 14h ago

It's a Rain Man reference

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u/s0ner 14h ago

They have had fatal accidents with their pre jetliner planes List of Qantas fatal accidents - Wikipedia

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

Sure, but the most recent one was a literal lifetime ago (75 years)

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u/s0ner 14h ago

Sorry for the confusion, I was replying to Ernest's comment, not your post.

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

No trouble, I did think that was an impressive number either way

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 14h ago

I don't know why this isn't the top comment, Raymond

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u/Pisforpotato 14h ago

Too many kids on Reddit that won't get it. Almost 40 years since the film.

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u/Silent-G 12h ago

Almost 40 years since the film.

Rain Man definitely came out on December 16 1988, definitely a Friday, 13,806 days ago, yeah.

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u/whatishistory518 14h ago

Spirit also never crashed but always had a bad rep

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u/R0TTENART 15h ago

Way to jinx it!

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u/Objective_Aside1858 15h ago

Right? Whatever happens next is on you, OP

(OP, in the highly unlikely event there is an incident, it isn't your fault)

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

I've got a flight in a fortnight, so if Final Destination wants to come at me, thats its opportunity.

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u/TheHoovyPrince 14h ago

Mate i got a flight at the same time we better not be on the same one lmao

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

Sorry cobber, no hard feelings?

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u/lotionseleven 13h ago

one of you has to go down, rock paper scissors for it yeah?

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u/VeryGoodF35 12h ago

"They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"

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u/flyingkea 13h ago

Don’t you get on my plane! I already get enough shit about how often I break down! (I work for one of the subsidiaries)

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u/inuhi 12h ago

(OP, in the highly unlikely event there is an incident, it isn't your fault)

Yea, the blame should always go up not down so really OP it's your parents' fault

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u/KingMobScene 15h ago

Thats where my mind went to.

Now that they've pointed it out, the universe is going to need to balance the scales

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u/HuntersLiberalDong 14h ago

There's a chapter in one of Malcolm Gladwell's books (Outliers I think) about the difference in air crash rates between airlines from different countries/cultures/ethnicities.

He highlights an unexpectedly high incidence of crashes in cultures with high PDI (power distance index), essentially a measure of how much a culture respects authority and hierarchy.

The higher the PDI, the more likely a subordinate, usually the co-pilot, will hesitate to challenge a bad decision or mistake, or they will mince their words when they do, leading to a higher rate of incidents.

The moral of the story is you want an Australian co-pilot who's going to tell the captain he's a fuckwit when he cocks something up.

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u/1nstantHuman 14h ago

We need heeps of Australian copilots 

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u/HuntersLiberalDong 14h ago

I think the chapter specifically mentions Irish and Americans if I remember correctly.

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u/michachu 13h ago

And South Korean ones from what I remember, e.g. how they switch to speaking English while piloting the plane to dissociate from their cultural norms more easily.

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u/illepic 13h ago

This is fascinating. Switching languages gives them the blessing to be a cunt.

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u/Chimie45 11h ago

In Korean and Korean culture, not only are there honorific titles, but the actual grammar of how you speak changes based on rank/age/position.

When I was first learning Korean, one of my coworkers posed a question?

Question: The boss wants to get something for lunch that you don't want to eat. How do you properly suggest something else to eat?

Answer: You don't, you eat what the boss suggested.

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u/FireLucid 7h ago

Japanese too.

Person and attendant.
I'd like to book this flight
It will be difficult
I really need to go to this location, do you have any seats?
That would be very hard
Do you speak English?
Yes.
switch to english
Can I book this flight?
No.

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u/Hamudra 11h ago

It's more that you don't use hierarchical words in normal English speech

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u/horizontalducks 13h ago

Australian are incredibly rule abiding and don’t really care about authority - does seem like a good combo for flying.

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u/sparklinglies 13h ago

The great Australian paradox: we fuckin love a rule as long as it makes sense for the greater good, but will not tolerate authority to live if it comes in the form of arbitrary social deference

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u/BrahCJ 12h ago

I live in WA, and of course there were some vocal fuckwits at the start of Covid, but boy did we care about each other a lot before the government told us we should…. All down hill from there.

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 9h ago

I honestly think this is the best description I’ve heard of a lot of aussies reaction to covid

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u/eroticdiagram 5h ago

Living in South Australia it really felt like during COVID that the US was saying "Boy! You guys are living in a prison over there! They've taken your freedoms and your rights! You're like a third world fascist country!"

And most of us were thinking "We don't want people to die ya fuckwits. Shut the fuck up, cunt. Ignore those dickheads, pass me a mask. You'll be right, grandad."

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u/Who-is-a-pretty-boy 13h ago

That's why we're so easy going. Everyone's following the rules.

We quietly love a good rule

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u/dingodiletti 4h ago

Don’t paint my culture with one brush. I’ll have you know I have overdue Video Ezy rentals from 1998 stored in my shed somewhere.

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u/cannotfoolowls 11h ago

I feel Americans are the opposite with the focus on "freedom"

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u/Habhabs 13h ago

Let the Australians run the U.N and she'll be right

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

Bartenders too

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u/Unit_79 13h ago

Don’t know where you are, but Aussie bartenders are a dime a dozen in western Canada!

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u/Doove 12h ago

I visited western Canada for the first time recently and someone I was with called it "Australian India"

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u/kahlzun 13h ago

There was a joke in a book I read, I forget which, which revolved around the idea that the bartender is always Australian.

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u/Kaos_Mermaid 6h ago

And fingers crossed the barista!

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u/AnthillOmbudsman 14h ago

They must swear to swear like a sailor.

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u/pandamarshmallows 13h ago

If you haven’t listened to the If Books Could Kill episode on Outliers, you should. As the hosts pointed out:

  1. To make his point, Mr. Gladwell points to the fact that Korean Air had more accidents in the later half of the 20th century compared to the global average. He counts multiple flights which crashed because they were shot down by Soviet fighter jets, and one which went down because North Korean terrorists bombed it. He mistranslated the Korean in the accident reports which he cites to make it seem like the co-pilots would never bring up problems to their captains because they were afraid to speak up to authorities, which in reality they very often did, and were ignored.

  2. Not accounting for the fighter jets, Korean Air did have an increased accident rate that time, but it was found to be a problem that could be corrected with improved training. Mr. Gladwell even points this out in the book! Airlines from “high-PDI” cultures don’t have higher accident rates generally, it was a problem with Korean Air specifically, which is not a problem anymore.

Frankly I don’t know how anyone takes that book seriously after Mr. Gladwell presents his great thesis about maths scores in East Asia: Asian people are good at maths (racist stereotype) because their ancestors were all rice farmers (racist stereotype), and rice farming requires diligence and persistence (if you say so). Diligence and persistence are useful in maths. Thus, Asian culture, which developed from the rice farming, means that they’re better at maths.

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u/nawap 13h ago

Thank you! The popularity of his books is of great personal annoyance to me. He never lets facts get in the way of a good story.

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u/zeph_yr 12h ago

Thank god an IBCK listener got here before I did. This book was such bullshit.

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u/spudddly 8h ago

I believe he's soon releasing an updated version that in which he corrects himself and says Asians aren't good at maths because they eat lots of rice, but because they can focus more easily on mathmatical formulae on a page because their eyes are so slanty.

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u/Couldnotbehelpd 11h ago

Yeah Gladwell is full of shit and just makes shit up.

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u/sunnystand 8h ago

... co-pilots would never bring up problems to their captains because they were afraid to speak up to authorities, which in reality they very often did, and were ignored.

Isn't that then a symptom of the same problem? Whether the co pilot doesn't bring up the issue or if they do but are then ignored has the same outcome.

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u/DampWetFloor 14h ago

So the fact that we don't call our boss' 'sir', means I'm safer while flying? I froth that.

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u/ItchyA123 14h ago

Did you ever watch Glitch on the ABC? I always like the eventual snap of Chris in Season 02 talking to James, his colleague (senior?), “Stop treating me like a fucking idiot!”

The show was great at showing some Aussie cultural differences and that calling out of a colleague and mate is one of them.

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u/DonkeyDingleBerry 13h ago

Your true mates will tell you when you are being a fuckwit. Everyone else will too, but they will be mean about it.

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u/horizontalducks 14h ago

So basically season 2 of the Rehearsal

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u/symmetra 12h ago

Gotta have fun

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u/rckid13 13h ago

The higher the PDI, the more likely a subordinate, usually the co-pilot, will hesitate to challenge a bad decision or mistake, or they will mince their words when they do, leading to a higher rate of incidents.

In America there was a massive campaign to try to fix this after United 173 and Tenerife. In both crashes the first officer and or flight engineer were correct but they weren't firm enough in over ruling an incorrect captain.

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u/VulcanHullo 12h ago

The Sullenberger Hudson landing is rated as a famous example of the new training since then, the flight crew did their job, Sully and Skiles worked together with Skiles using his superior experience to know which parts of the Quick Reference Handbook to skip as irrelevant for their situation. Famously the last thing said before the landing/impact was Sullenberger asking Skiles if he had any other ideas (answer: no) which whilst seen as humourous was actively the Captain asking his FO for alternative ideas.

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u/bro_salad 11h ago

This is me finding out his name is Sullenberger. I assumed “Sully” was Sullivan.

No, not because of Monsters, Inc.!

Ok maybe a little bit because of Monsters, Inc.

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u/rckid13 6h ago

United 232 was a classic example too where they used a check airman from the back and the whole crew was trying to come up with a better solution all the way to landing. If you run the United 232 scenario in the simulator it's almost impossible to land the plane any better than they did. That was a situation where even in the best case scenario people were going to die and they managed to land it well enough for many to survive

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u/smurfkipz 13h ago

Makes sense. Kinda like that about our culture actually. We had an old bloke tell the Prime Minister and his news crew to get off his lawn once

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u/NeilDiamondBlaze420 13h ago

Iconic moment 

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u/klparrot 11h ago

“Hey! Mr Prime Minister! Andy!”

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u/weeddealerrenamon 14h ago

I need an Australian copilot in my life

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u/kahlzun 13h ago

I guess hang out at an airport and offer to buy a drink for anyone in a Qantas shirt?

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u/Firewolf06 13h ago

Korean Air flight 801 crashed into a hill because the captain was making a mistake and the fo and fe both realized it but tried dropping hints instead of telling him he was wrong because of the hierarchy. 229/254 died.

i work in aviation and safety briefings and whatnot almost always reiterate that we have both the power and responsibility to stop operations for safety concerns. worst case you ask if something is right and they confirm it and you move on. i know some airlines (alaska specifically) offer spot bonuses to anyone who stops ops for a safety concern that turns out to be legitimate, even if it causes a delay/cancellation

"please for the love of god speak up" is a big deal

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u/suid 11h ago

The higher the PDI, the more likely a subordinate, usually the co-pilot, will hesitate to challenge a bad decision or mistake, or they will mince their words when they do, leading to a higher rate of incidents.

This is only one part of what is called "Crew Resource Management" these days. It's not a startling insight from Gladwell, and contrary to what you may read into that bald statement of "power imbalance culture" - that really is not just "human culture" (e.g. religions or regional customs).

E.g. American civilian pilots who came to the commercial airlines from the armed forces in the 50s and 60s had a notorious reputation for being high-handed with junior co-pilots.

After a series of crashes in the 60s and 70s caused by pilot overconfidence, and the inability or unwillingness of the co-pilot ("Pilot Monitoring" in modern parlance, to avoid any suggestion of being "co-" or junior), the FAA and ICAO started pushing CRM on every airline.

It's a set of roles and principles that each pilot is supposed to follow. For instance, just one of the rules is that if the Pilot Monitoring calls for a go-around, you go around, no questions asked.

(Not to say that all of these are being scrupulously followed even today; for example, the Prime Air crash last month was literally pilot over-confidence, and his ignoring of his PM's calls for going around, multiple times.)

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u/itsoktoswear 14h ago

fly around ya fucken drongo or we're as overcooked as a poms barbie

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u/kahlzun 14h ago

please confirm if you see the landing gear is secure
Yeah, nah yeah, its Ridgy didge here mate. Too right.

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u/Charming-Standard-84 11h ago

Malcolm Gladwell is trash. His "research" are the most cherry-picked garbage you'd expect from a junior in college.

He's the click bait of "research" and what a dumb person thinks a smart person is.

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u/NKD_WA 15h ago

Is that statistically unusual or just a combination of passenger jets being safe and the number of Australian flights being a small percentage of the total flights ever flown?

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 15h ago

My gut says it’s maybe a combo of all but more of the former two. The flight path between Sydney and Melbourne is pretty busy.

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u/bigfootbjornsen56 15h ago edited 14h ago

One of the busiest in the world. Always pretty much been top 5. Currently it's 6th, but it has been as high as 2nd in 2017 and 3rd in 2018.

Busiest flight paths (2021 - present)

Busiest flight paths (2015 - 2019)

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u/trilobyte-dev 13h ago

I notice those stats are by available seats and not by actual passengers flown. Anyone familiar with flight data give some insight on this?

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u/Certainly-Not-A-Bot 13h ago

It's very difficult for an outsider to measure number of seats sold but very easy for an outsider to measure number of seats flown. If we know an airline is flying a lot of large planes, we know they're selling most of those seats because airlines operate for profit and would not fly multiple large planes back and forth if they only have the passengers to fill one

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u/trilobyte-dev 13h ago

Makes sense. Working in data I assumed there would be some reporting or publishing by airlines on flights so I was curious about the explicit callout on the Wikipedia page.

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u/DerSaftschubser 12h ago

They do exist somewhat in SLF statistics, but understandably don't go down to route level in the publicly accesible part

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u/gugabe 13h ago

I feel like Australian weather tends to stick within reasonable bounds as well. Minimal snow, altitude or monsoons/cyclones to deal with for the vast majority of the busy airports. Sure Darwin/Broome get hit occasionally but they're hardly high volume stops.

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u/nagrom7 13h ago

Sure Darwin/Broome get hit occasionally but they're hardly high volume stops.

Also cyclones don't just come out of nowhere, they're usually pretty known at least a few days in advance, and airports close as a result.

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u/DigNitty 14h ago

I wonder if that route also is safer in other ways.

e.g. well defined and consistent flight paths, lots of room to divert if necessary, agreeable flying weather, abundance of emergency landing options, lesser environmental wear on parts, etc.

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u/birthdaycheesecake9 12h ago

It’s a pretty short flight too, but in the event a plane needs to land as soon as possible, Canberra is smack bang in the middle of Sydney and Melbourne by design.

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u/MortimerDongle 14h ago

It's statistically unusual - particularly for the time period before the 90s.

While jet airliners very rarely crash in any country today, especially Western countries, that wasn't nearly as true in the 60s-80s. The number of fatal crashes per million flights today is about 1/10 of what it was in 1980.

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u/joecarter93 13h ago

It’s crazy how much safer air travel has become even since the 90’s and it still was incredibly safe then. There used to be a handful of fatal passenger plane crashes every year. Now, it hardly ever happens.

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u/stefan92293 11h ago

And it gets even more crazy once you realise that the reason planes are so much safer today is precisely because of all those other accidents that came before.

Safety regulations are written in blood.

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u/dovvv 9h ago

Yep, currently browsing through Admiral Cloudbergs brilliant articles, it's staggering how many incidents not only resulted in updated and highly scrutinised regulations, but how seriously the industry worldwide (except for Nepal) takes aviation safety.

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u/epic1107 15h ago

Plenty of Australian flights. Mel to Syd is one of the bussiest flight routes in the world and Australian domestic air travel is huge.

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u/kahlzun 15h ago

Australia is huge, many of the flight routes are thousands of km long

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u/HeftyArgument 14h ago

melbourne to perth is 4 hours, there are many international flights that are shorter than that

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u/pala_ 14h ago

I’m in Darwin. Indonesia is a closer flight than any other Australian capital.

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u/nagrom7 13h ago

I'm in Townsville, it's nearly a 2 hour flight just to get to my own state capital.

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u/strelldood 14h ago

Brisbane-Perth alone is 5h30min lol

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u/ItchyA123 14h ago

And JetStar won’t even give you a cuppa in that time.

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u/andouconfectionery 13h ago

To be fair, plane crashes correlate much more strongly with departures/arrivals than with VMT. A plane that does the same flight time with double the legs will be much more likely to crash (assuming back to back flights with a defective plane have independent likelihoods of the defect causing a crash. Not accurate, but not too far off I'd imagine.)

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u/Secure_Ant1085 14h ago

Australia has very high safety standards for aircraft.

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u/metahivemind 12h ago

Ain't nobody fucking with CASA, they hunt down the slightest smallest infraction... we're not supposed to have rabies in Australia, but for CASA I ain't so sure.

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u/BuyConsistent3715 15h ago

SYD - MEL is one of the busiest air routes in the world.

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u/Sdog1981 15h ago

Did you just watch Rain Man?

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u/kahlzun 15h ago

I was watching Air Crash Investigators, and thought of Rain Man, and wondered if it still held true, so I went to look up the last major air crash in Australia, and it was a Fokker propeller plane in the 60s.

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u/Sdog1981 14h ago

One of the more interesting things is there has been a commercial airline crash on every continent. Due to a sight seeing tour from New Zealand hitting a mountain in Antarctica.

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u/Dreamiee 13h ago

It's going to blow your mind when you look up the last spider bite death in Australia.

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u/kahlzun 13h ago

I can't say I'm super surprised, honestly. Spiders have never really bothered me too much, I even had one in my car at one stage.

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u/Hotter_Noodle 15h ago

Oceanic 815 disproves this.

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u/KWilt 10h ago

Came here to say this. Do these people think we just missed the fact 324 people left Sydney, Australia, and only 6 of them came back?!

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u/IceBreak 13h ago

God, I miss that era of TV so much.

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u/SubGeniusX 8h ago

Qantas, Qantas never crashed.

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u/squeakybeak 11h ago

Didn’t we learn this from Rain Main back in 1988?

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u/cava-lon 10h ago

Qantas. Qantas? Qantas never crashed.

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u/zoqfotpik 14h ago

Knock on wood.

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u/Peacevaporwave 14h ago

I wonder what they are doing differently that everyone else should copy

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u/mister_head_cheese 13h ago

My workmates are ex-Australian aviation engineers and they all reckon the safety margins there are overly conservative. Zero jet fatalities is a pretty good argument for overdoing it though.

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u/OnlyRepliesYesOrNo 13h ago

I’ve heard the same thing from an aviation engineer I know. His job is to confirm all planes meet specifications before they leave. He says the stuff you find on planes that arrived from other countries would blow your mind - Loose rivets, sloppy wiring, fuel leaks, it sounds like he’s seen it all.

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u/TittysForScience 8h ago

Tools left in wings….

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u/TittysForScience 11h ago

Australian aviation is one of the most over regulated and reported industries. For a bloody good reason.

It’s something we should never back down from.

The fact that near misses on the ground at Sydney are headline national news is a good thing. I’d rather hear about two planes passing a little too close than a whole Tenerife airport incident…

My parents worked in Australia and international aviation their entire careers. Dad flew for him self (private charters), Ansett, Croatia, Royal Brunei, All Nippon Airways and Tiger Australia. He retired because of Covid and he really misses flying.

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u/karmicviolence 14h ago

The copilot is more likely to call the pilot a twat when he fucks up.

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u/Drop_Release 13h ago

Can confirm that we do not often say twat in Australia (other than in honour of the brits), you’d be more likely to hear that pilot say one of the hundred variants of the f bomb, or the c word

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u/nagrom7 13h ago

That or "dickhead", that's a pretty common one.

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u/lovehopemadness 10h ago

Fuckwit, most likely.

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u/No-Function3409 13h ago

“Spend less time with dickheads”

“Spend less time with the kids?”

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u/FourEyedTroll 10h ago

Works better in Kiwi accent, tbf.

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u/flyingkea 13h ago

It’s funny you say that, but we really don’t…

I hate to be the well akshully… person but…They have lessons on how to manage issues in the flight deck. There’s varying levels of escalation, up to and including the FO taking over control (if it was captain flying)

Qantas use what’s called the RAISE model.
The last one “emergency statement” is the only one with anything like name calling - “Captain you must act now!”
That’s when you know you really fucked up

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u/Ok-Bill3318 7h ago

Actual maintenance. I’ve also been boarded on a qantas flight and then had to disembark prior to takeoff and take a later flight because the pilot didn’t accept the plane.

Clearly we enable our flight crew to report and act on problems rather than just accept them.

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u/all-akimbo 13h ago

Fly upside down. Less gravity.

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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers 14h ago

It’s cause we got real big birds. Much easier to dodge em.

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u/nagrom7 13h ago

Except for the really big ones. They like to wait on the ground to ambush aircraft when they're most vulnerable.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 14h ago

Qantas certainly has had deaths on their hands with their non jet planes though.

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u/NoHat2957 6h ago

The Australian aviation industry will keep trimming the fat and cutting corners until the inevitable occurs, though, so it's just a matter of time.

As with most things, Australia relies on luck more than best practice, decent regulation or good leadership.

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u/hyzerKite 14h ago

I was just talking about Australian air travel with someone who lived there. We agree it is crazy how smooth it runs there from a passenger experience vs. US. The continent is so vast, and the people so few, that they nailed public transit and domestic air travel long ago, with little margin for error. Australia seems to be so ahead of the US in so many ways, air travel is just the tip of the iceberg. Like schooners, for example.

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u/HardSleeper 13h ago

The public transport in our cities ranges from pretty good to crap depending on where you are in which city, but public transport between said cities is utterly abysmal for a rich western country. Plus having a duopoly of major airlines isn’t exactly amazing for competition…

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u/alb92 13h ago

The few times Australia has had 3 independent airlines (talking ones that have large mainline coverage), the market has not been able to sustain it. There is significant cost to running an airline, and I think many Australians expect a lower price than is practical.

Things have been bad when there isn't even a duopoly (post Ansett or when Virgin just about collapsed).

Vietjet are about to start a new LCC flying domestically (Cherrie Air), so, you'll shortly see a 3rd career, but I struggle to see a scenario that both this airline and Virgin thrive.

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u/chasethislight83 14h ago

Don’t ask about our internet speed.

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u/DeadMoonKing 11h ago

How many years ago did you type this reply?

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u/Longjumping_Radio268 12h ago

This is an outdated meme unless you live in the middle of nowhere

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u/Crooty 8h ago

I live in Melbourne, internet is still dogshit

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u/absurditT 8h ago

The Quantas A380 engine explosion was extremely close to causing irrecoverable damage to the jet, btw.

Uncontained turbine failure, debris from the explosion came very close to:

-Destroying the second engine on that wing -Igniting the fuel tanks -Killing passengers in the fuselage -Severing the hydraulic systems

Luckily the debris from the explosion missed basically everything vital and the plane landed safely with nobody hurt. The issue was Rolls Royce's engine design, not the operator or aircraft itself, but having spoken with engineers who worked on the investigation and who fixed the engine design worldwide, it came very close to being one of the deadliest crashes in aviation history. They considered it an extremely close call.

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u/Personal_Ad2455 12h ago

I always thought it was due to high standards. All domestic and international trips had to meet Australian standards. Repairs and maintenance and pilot training. Wasn’t there huge concerns that as repairs and maintenance were now being down overseas that this standard is likely to come down…

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u/egosumumbravir 8h ago edited 1h ago

Don't worry, in order to maximise shareholder returns and executive quarterly bonuses, Qantas is outsourcing all the maintenance to third world countries so eventually, we too will join in on fatal accidents.

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u/Smashed-Melon 14h ago

"Let's push some booze down the aisles and some scenery past the widows"

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 14h ago

Its because everywhere else, if the plane breaks in air then it crashes to the ground. But in Australia, you just keep going away from the ground.

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