r/therewasanattempt • • Aug 11 '22

To wash cotton candy

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/YouNickGamer_ Aug 11 '22

Iirc, the raccoon gets another one and is able to eat it

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u/Revolutionary-Neat49 Aug 11 '22

After a few times of watching it dissolve, it goes to wash it off and then stops and walks away with it 😆

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u/jld2k6 3rd Party App Aug 11 '22

"Must be something wrong with this pool, I'll find another"

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u/Ohre4lly Aug 12 '22

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Crazy_Excitement3772 Aug 11 '22

It will be crime, if you don't share the link!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/joejun4 Therewasanattemp Aug 11 '22

Here, you deserve this award. I've never seen the rest of that video before. Thank you!

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u/Snooc5 Aug 11 '22

Lmao it just happens again! the lil dude got one total bite 😂

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u/Eochaid_The_Bard Aug 11 '22

Wow, raccoons are pretty amazing. Only takes one time for him to figure out something is weird. The second time, he knows to try it first before trying to wash it again. That way, on the third piece he knows it's good and knows not to wash it. That's faster than a lot of humans learn lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

A true scientist! Saw odd occurrence, replicated it right away, and left with knowledge of how to apply it to the real world

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with me and relationships.

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u/SummerInSpringfield Aug 12 '22

You gotta stop washing your partners in a pond, I guess

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u/nytropy Aug 11 '22

Thanks for this! I always felt so bad for this racoon, glad to know he munched the suragy goodness in the end.

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u/thmoas Aug 11 '22

Wow thank you this makes me feel a lot less sad for the thing now it's actually funny and we can see it learning stuff!

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u/QueenAnguissette Aug 11 '22

You have no idea the joy you have given me! I can actually be amused by this now that I know he eventually gets that sweet nom.

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u/One_Owl_7326 Aug 11 '22

I'm saving this so I can be awesome like you the next time this post returns

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u/Waste-Sand-3907 Aug 11 '22

Thanks, I felt so bad for the poor guy until I saw the whole thing.

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u/gruffi Aug 11 '22

I feared that this would be a raccoon roll

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u/PandaBear905 Aug 11 '22

Love how it happened twice

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u/innerbootes Aug 17 '24

OH THANK GOD, that was so upsetting! I wish I were kidding!

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u/HeraldOfTheChange Aug 11 '22

Makes me happy-sad

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u/eatthatkale Aug 11 '22

Shappy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Had?

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u/Anniran Aug 11 '22

I heard they gave it more and eventually realized it can't be washed and ate it.

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u/Schmotz Aug 11 '22

If it helps it's probably long dead by now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Made me laugh as much as the video. Well done.

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u/FewAd3980 May 06 '26

That's just rude and cruel. They live for years like a cat if taken care of. 

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u/zodar Aug 11 '22

every time I see this it is smaller and more pixelized

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u/arckepplin Aug 11 '22

Yup, but on the bright side it gets posted so often that pretty soon we won't even be able to see that little dude anymore.

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u/eatthatkale Aug 11 '22

Your comment makes me realize I'm a horrible person..

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

I think it’s that desperate pawing around in the water. You can almost hear him go, “No. No…No no no NO NO—NOOO!!!”

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u/009duncan Aug 11 '22

He/she looks so distraught

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u/Major_R_Soul Aug 11 '22

Me looking for the money in my account everytime i get paid

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

The first time I saw this, this was the context. The cotton candy is my paycheck.

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u/tiif Aug 11 '22

Thank you for clarifying that the children's voices in the background weren't your paycheck, but indeed it was the candy that disappeared.

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u/Mdizzle29 Aug 11 '22

Me looking for the money in my bitcoin account after having it for two days.

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u/bloodyplonker22 Aug 11 '22

Taxes brudda. Taxes.

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u/Porterhouse_85 Aug 11 '22

This has always been and always will be one of the saddest things on the internet.

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u/Remarkable_Whole Aug 11 '22

He gets it at the end :)

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u/bobalda Aug 11 '22

it's almost as sad as that video where the monkey is about to eat a banana but the banana falls out of the peal and into the water

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u/SykoSarah Aug 11 '22

We all feel for the trash panda

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u/Uniquely_boredinary Aug 11 '22

Legend says it’s still looking for the sweets to this day

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

He got som more. And was able to eat it.

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u/legendofthecosmo Aug 11 '22

poor babe was kinda freaking out 🥺

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u/the_geek_mind Aug 11 '22

r/watchpeopledieinside Not a person still counts I think

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u/klavin1 Aug 11 '22

"I lost it!"

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u/Dazzling_Ad5338 Aug 11 '22

They're known as "washing bears" in Dutch and German, and in French "washing rats". Named after this behaviour.

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u/kardosrobertkh Aug 11 '22

In hungarian too, mosó+medve = washing (or more accurately washer)+bear

Seems like it's the pineapple situation all over again, where the english language just disregards some very common name to a thing and invents their own version

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u/Chezzomaru Aug 11 '22

Hey! C'mon now! We steal PLENTY of words from other languages.

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u/Creeps_On_The_Earth Aug 11 '22

Naw, it's borrowed from the Algonquin word aroughcun or arahkunem, which means "he who scratches with his hands".

Settlers in the 1600s (notably John Smith, of Pocahontas fame) pronounced it "raccoon". And there you have it.

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u/LeonCrimsonhart Aug 11 '22

John Smith: “Close enough.”

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u/Nerdfighter1174 Aug 11 '22

Another fun fact is that this behavior is hardwired into their brains. When a raccoon that has never been exposed to a body of water like this one finally comes across one, it instinctively puts its food into the water before eating it.

I imagine it's a similar drive to when kids look at a tree and feel an urge to climb it, some sort of leftover urge from when our ancestors lived in the trees.

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u/FknRepunsel Aug 12 '22

What is the function of the washing process? Does it actually clean harmful bacteria or something off?

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u/Nerdfighter1174 Aug 12 '22

I got the fun fact from this podcast. I know they discuss the answer to your question, but I don't remember exactly what they said. The guest is an expert on raccoons with years of experience studying them, so she'll answer it way better than I ever could anyway.

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u/Jibbadiah72 Aug 11 '22

Sweden too... Tvättbjörn... Wash + bear

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u/Tane_No_Uta Aug 11 '22

Wash bear in Mandarin too: 浣熊

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

In Polish they also have "washing" part in their name.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

This is applicable to life on so many levels.

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u/HairyHermitMan Aug 11 '22

Poor little feller, someone toss another piece, see if it was able to learn from the first loss.

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u/delarro Aug 11 '22

He wasnt, but he did learn in the third:

https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/Remarkable_Whole Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Ya’ll don’t worry. In the full video he gets it at the end

Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbb4yRBH64

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u/mortar_n_brick Aug 11 '22

He learned, if that’s really two iterations, they are going to dominate the world economy in no time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Awww! Poor baby!

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u/Mtfbwy_Always Aug 11 '22

Poor guy looks real sad :(

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u/bingold49 Aug 11 '22

This is how me and pizza work except without the water

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u/Kiyotaka_- Aug 11 '22

My Precious

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

This is still one of the saddest videos to ever be uploaded to the internet imo.

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u/Dazzling_Ad5338 Aug 11 '22

He gets a piece after and realises he can't wash it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Paychecks in pay days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

I just know he’s going “no no no no no”

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u/Bambuskus505 Aug 11 '22

Poor little dude just wanted some sweets and now its gone :(

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u/KiefBull Aug 11 '22

That shouldn’t have made me as sad as it did.

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u/trust-me-br0 Aug 11 '22

Now who is paying for it’s therapist..?

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u/QuantumRealityBit Aug 12 '22

Poor little thing.

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u/Notorious-Meszaros Aug 11 '22

Raccoons are surprisingly clean animals. They wash most of their food if there’s an option.

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u/jorginhosssauro Aug 11 '22

Sorry to bring this, but they don't wash their food, the thing is that their hands will receive more sensory information when they are wet. They do this to understand better what they are eating.
Of course in this process, the food ends up "washed" but it isn't the original intention.

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u/Notorious-Meszaros Aug 11 '22

You mean… I’ve been lied to?! Damn you mamaw!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Old but will always be gold.

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u/dolaan_trump Aug 11 '22

"What sorcery is this?"

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u/FiddleBeJangles Aug 11 '22

I’ve never felt sorry for a raccoon until just now.

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u/Chummers5 Aug 11 '22

Me thinking of something that made me happy, forgetting it, and then trying to remember what it was 5 seconds later.

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u/Dreighen Aug 11 '22

No! Precious! My precious?!!

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u/PutridFoe65 Aug 12 '22

For anyone wondering: yes, he did get another and successfully ate it.

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u/DoingItJustForTheFun Aug 12 '22

Evolution wasnt prepared for cotton candy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

My 401k

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u/Eisnblink Aug 12 '22

“No…no! Where’d it go?!?! F*ck!”

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u/Iamabot123456 Aug 12 '22

This is the only video that exists on the internet that makes me sad

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u/carrotsk8r Aug 12 '22

Representative of finding money in a dream and waking up

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u/security-six Aug 12 '22

Stupid raccoon doesn't even know how spun sugar reacts in water

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u/andrewsjakkko02 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Video Transcription:


(00:00) [We see a raccoon, standing on top of some rounded rocks. The background, behind the rocks, is a brown soil, while in front of the rocks we see part of a clear little body of water, delimited by the rounded rocks themselves. The racoon is a little soggy, and a medium-sized white cube of cotton candy is in front of it, also placed on one of the rocks. For the whole duration of the video, we can hear several voices in the background, including the voices of some children, and some other animals' noises.]

(00:02) [The raccoon has grabbed the cotton candy with its mouth, bringing it closer to itself. Now it is also grabbing it with its front paws.]

(00:04) [The raccoon turns, with the cotton candy still in its mouth. This way, the cotton candy is touching the water with its bottom side.]

(00:05) [The cotton candy has slipped from the raccoon's mouth, falling into the water and dissolving in it. The raccoon has placed its front paws into the water.]

(00:06) [The raccoon has now has placed its front paws together, seemingly trying to pull something out of the water. It then looks at its empty paws and throws them into the water again.]

(00:09) [The raccoon is now frantically searching for the cotton candy, throwing its paws into the water and reaching to smell it.]

(00:13) [After sniffing the rocks and moving on them to search on a nearby part of the pond, the raccoon continues to search for the cotton candy, more and more frantically. The camera zooms on its confused face, while it sniffs the water and goes deeper into it.]

(00:16) [End of Video.]


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u/tuppence07 Aug 11 '22

Where's it gone?😒🤣

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield Aug 11 '22

Cruel, but funny. That’s like my investment in crypto.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

The dubbed version with the sad music is hella funny 🤣

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u/Dyerdon Aug 11 '22

Those little guys are so food motivated that if their food vanishes like that they can have a full on panic attack! Animal cruelty for giving the poor guy that next to a water source knowing they'll try to wash it.

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u/BuffGroot Aug 11 '22

Oh noooo, someone give him a new one!

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u/JaKrispy72 Aug 11 '22

Sugar cubes work great for this too.

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u/therealstrongwoman Aug 11 '22

I feel you little man 🤛

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u/Geoclasm Aug 11 '22

Such a classic.

Also: Hey, where'd you find this GIF of me trying to seize my hopes and dreams?

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u/riyau_32 Aug 11 '22

Racoons are so derpy. There is one video where two of those trash pandas were caught sneaking into a house and froze in place lmao

https://youtu.be/ZPtgh3JgXVs

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u/laven-derp Aug 11 '22

Lordy, this was so cute! Haha when it pans back over to the first one and hes all frozen with his hands out

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u/mishayla123 Aug 11 '22

I hate this video. It makes me so sad

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u/PlANOslayer Aug 11 '22

Top 10 sad anime moments

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u/Nonniemiss Aug 11 '22

This one breaks me every time I see it. He scored big and didn’t understand where it went. 🙁😂

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u/fufu-senpi Aug 11 '22

This video makes me cry every time

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u/Sigmamalecrusader Aug 11 '22

The other raccoons will never believe him

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u/Mister_Way Aug 11 '22

Animal Cruelty videos shamelessly shared on the internet...

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u/-lRexl- Aug 11 '22

Waking up from a good dream like

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Aug 11 '22

Give me sugar water.

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u/UncleTomski Therewasanattemp Aug 11 '22

NOOOO! Don’t leave me!

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u/E123-Omega Aug 11 '22

Man over the years I still laugh at this one 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

it’s going to take him a while to figure that one out lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

inflationary

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u/rippers2020 Aug 11 '22

That made me sad.

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u/StewTheMoo Aug 11 '22

insert video of Adam West stabbing ocean

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u/bobalda Aug 11 '22

this is so sad...

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u/purju Aug 11 '22

i hate this gif, poor boi

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u/DreadnaughtHamster Aug 11 '22

This videoalways hits me in the feels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

My heart goes out the lil guy

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u/ByteTheFox Aug 11 '22

that bird sounds like early childhood evenings sitting on the front porch playing with my cars

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u/sgtcatscan Aug 11 '22

watchhimdieinside 😕

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u/schemabound Aug 11 '22

Tricks on all you. His plan was to make cotton candy water all along..

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u/MOElybdaenum Aug 11 '22

Poor bby🥺

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u/Someomehere Aug 11 '22

Deliciously Evil

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u/cx3psocial Aug 11 '22

This should be labeled Paycheck Fridays. 🤣

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u/designgoddess Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Raccoon learned to not wash cotton candy.

edit: https://youtu.be/eesxH2-8Jlo?t=58

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u/Emily_Postal Aug 11 '22

Poor thing.

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u/phoonie98 Aug 11 '22

Have fun with sticky paws and fur idiot

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u/XXXtrogdorXX Aug 11 '22

Every time I eat an orange this happens to me. Like a third will disappear.

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u/mommy_moo Aug 11 '22

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/FonnixFTW Aug 11 '22

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen

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u/zookeeper4312 Aug 11 '22

That's actually really sad

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u/Glad_Confusion_6934 Aug 11 '22

This raccoon’s mind has been blown

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u/y_would_i_do_this Aug 11 '22

A yo, what the fuck!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

That’s how I feel when my boss calls a meeting to discuss progress on a shared file and because of sync issues deletes the contents as the meeting begins

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

This literally breaks my heart every time I see it

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u/MCHENIN Aug 11 '22

Now I wonder if you dropped him another piece of cotton candy would he do the same thing again?

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u/ersul010762 Aug 11 '22

Nooooooooo. That poor little raccoon.. What a terrible tease.

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u/DrFrAzzLe1986 Aug 11 '22

I swear raccoons washing Cotten candy are the saddest videos…

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u/bitrunnerr Aug 11 '22

Feel so sorry for the little dude.

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u/John1206 Aug 11 '22

Oh the misery

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u/Only_Natural_20s Aug 11 '22

Guys don’t worry, this raccoon is given cotton candy 2 more times, the next time it tries to wash it again and it disappears, but the third time the raccoon learns and just eats the cotton candy.

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u/lobroblaw Aug 11 '22

Candy Floss

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u/Zemykitty Aug 11 '22

He should stop stealing dog food...

insert gif of raccoon getting caught stealing dog food and running off on two legs

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u/Jimmyjam1979 Aug 11 '22

What in the hemoglobin and haberdashery is going ln here.

(I need Tony Baker on this video immediately)

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u/Dolomight206 Aug 11 '22

"Now. I. Know. Good and gottdamn. WELL. I. JUST. HAADDDD THAT SHIT!"

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u/boyohboyimtired Aug 11 '22

Well that ruined my day...

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u/TheVagabird Aug 11 '22

Absolutely tragic

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u/Educational-Dance-61 Aug 11 '22

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

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u/Solving_Eagles Aug 11 '22

NOOOOOOOOOOOO