r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • 15h ago

to pronounce “vegan” correctly

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u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts 15h ago

His brain is mushier that a week old salad left in the sun.

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 15h ago

Even as a hard core vagan, I would not eat that salad.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 14h ago

Do vagans eat...?

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u/banksybruv 14h ago

Only lettuce. All day.

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u/BooYeah8D 12h ago

Even level 8 vegans eat, but only things that don't cast a shadow.

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u/muklan 11h ago

Nothing that casts a shadow, right?

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u/sim16 9h ago

I'm pretty vague on that.

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u/Underpanters 15h ago

A piece of lettuce all day long

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u/thegardenhead 15h ago

Almost like Trump's only exposure to vegetables is the shredded lettuce on his Big Mac.

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u/kkkr94 15h ago

"A vegan eats a piece of lettuce all day long"

Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker lol videos of him and his applauding "audience" enrage me.. like how can you be so so so stupid....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZpypsT7JWAjeA87IcN

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u/Common-Chain4060 13h ago

They’re so proud to be so so so stupid. That’s what enrages me the most. The joy they feel knowing they’re a fucking moron.

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u/PhatCatTax 3h ago

Stop subsidizing their stupidity.
Let them compete on a global market. I'll buy my produce from South America.

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u/BigMetalGuy 15h ago

the only brains mushier than his, are of those in the heads of the people standing behind him.

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u/ember1690 13h ago

RFK jr has entered the chat

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u/BooYeah8D 12h ago

After getting lost several times along the way.

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u/thadtheking 14h ago

This is how AI pronounces it.

I don't know for sure. I won't unmute this guy and I don't use AI.

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u/cautious_nipples 15h ago

As is his supporters which ordinarily would be hilarious, except thats the majority of a world super power and they vote.

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u/Demalab 12h ago

A few vegetables may have helped him along the way. Now he is a vegetable.

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u/BeruangLembut 15h ago edited 7h ago

Community note: Talarico is neither a vagan nor a vegan.

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u/BeruangLembut 14h ago

Eww I’m a top 1% commenter? I need to get the hell off the internet.

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u/zxvasd 12h ago

Talarico said he’s been eating BBQ since before Paxton’s first indictment.

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u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts 9h ago

Is he a vegone?

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/EEE3EEElol 15h ago

Hmmmmm, I need a deslop of this

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u/Grimnebulin68 15h ago

Switch on the TV

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u/samahiscryptic Free Palestine 14h ago

Damn, my ex has a contender

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u/Micho_Riso 15h ago

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u/P2Pdancer A Flair? 15h ago

Love how this captures his “gangsta lean.”

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u/sist0ne 15h ago

Vagan as in pagan. Yes, he’s that stupid.

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u/RedFiveIron 15h ago

I figure he thought it was pronounced like Las Vegas.

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u/sist0ne 14h ago

Yeah, that’s what near illiterate folks do.

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u/monexicano 10h ago

It would not surprise me at all (unfortunately) that one of his brilliant hires told him to pronounce that way. Then again he is a moron so there’s that

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u/MagneticFlea 15h ago

I've only ever heard this pronunciation from my MIL (in her 70s, Ohio)

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u/YVRJon 4h ago

Maybe he thinks Talarico is an alien, from a planet orbiting the star Vega.

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u/taylorhildebrand 15h ago

Why do I feel like they are trying to put Gay in Vegan to scare and stir the bigots

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u/Jerking_From_Home 15h ago

Because that’s the hill Republicans are trying to die on right now. Trans. People are the scariest thing they’re currently pushing, so they’re really pushing it hard. It’s all they’ve got left, their own policies have failed, their own governance has failed, so they can’t go on anything that they have done to improve people’s lives. So they’re just trying to scare the shit out of people at this point.

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u/Salihe6677 15h ago

Any kind of Other will work for the fascist to scapegoat. It literally does not matter as long as it's not the thing the supporters embody.

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 14h ago

I hear pagan to scare the christians.

We are both are correct.

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u/Monobluemagic 15h ago

vagan is eating a lettuce (laughs), what a sane country

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u/Phatbeazie 15h ago

What a sane leader*

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u/Spicy_Jim 15h ago

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u/jcstan05 15h ago

Nice pull. I immediately thought of Contact as well.

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u/Salihe6677 15h ago

I was trying to find a Hail to Vega gif but was unsuccessful lol

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u/Timely_View9912 15h ago

Hail to Vega! Hail to Vega!!

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u/spongetwister 14h ago

I cringe every time I hear the worst Australian accent attempt ever in that movie on the video call where he says “Vayga”

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u/rubmybelli 15h ago

From the guy who eats McDonald's several times a week. Maybe veggies are not a bad idea.

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u/IndigoRanger 15h ago

He just told us he doesn’t know what vegetables are

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u/ganjsmokr 15h ago

How do you not know what the word vegan means?  And how can you be so proud of being ignorant of well known words?

MAGA is weird.

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u/ButteredNun 15h ago

He had a notion, but just a vague ‘un.

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u/charlieprz 15h ago

What did he offer the crowd yesterday? A million dollars or a car to each republican in attendance?

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u/Babzibaum 15h ago

What an insult to intelligence.

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u/aught4naught 15h ago

Yo Semite!

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u/urbanmark 14h ago

The president, of the country seen as the current leading light of Western civilisation, didn’t know what a vegan was.

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u/DeauxDeaux 15h ago

What a fucking dullard.

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u/StatisticianPure3130 15h ago

I despise the orange, diaper -wearing pedophile.

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u/Embarrassed_Map1112 15h ago

He has dementia, sooo

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u/KillerBeaArthur 15h ago

I just assume it's to conflate vegan with gay to diminish it, because that's how trash like this thinks.

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u/PapaCaqu FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15h ago

It’s so pathetic that this guy’s dietary choices are the only thing they can dog on him about

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u/RollingJaspers652 15h ago

Pretty sure he is pronouncing it wrong on purpose, probably for some shit brained idea

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u/Najalak 15h ago

No one cares about what a man chooses to eat when they can't afford gas.

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u/EphEwe2 15h ago

Talarico should put out a 30 second spot of him eating a rare steak and spelling out Paxton’s corruption.

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u/labsab1 15h ago

The first time I heard about 'Talafreako' is when he ate fish tacos is Obama. He's such a shit vegan because he's always eating meat. Don't forget he's cis-gendered which sounds like he has six genders.

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u/AtlasThePittie 15h ago

Wasn't his one of his role mode'sl famously vegetarian?

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u/trevlacessej 15h ago

At this point I’m convinced that he’s told to say words wrong or say dumb things on purpose just so the news is flooded with 100 articles and videos about this shit that doesn’t matter so all the things he does that DO matter get lost in the flood.

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u/NeedsMoarOutrage 15h ago

He says it like he means a citizen of Vega

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u/Shereefz 15h ago

Anyone feel like this sun has become a trump fail collection?

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u/kimochii12 15h ago

He thinks its pronounced like Vegas 😭

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u/Bnthefuck 12h ago

As a non-native english speaker, please tell me how it is supposed to be pronounced? Both Vegas and vegan, like, "ve" as in...

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u/kimochii12 21m ago

Vee gan and Vay gus

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u/XtremeGnomeCakeover 15h ago

He just makes up slurs for people. Because his hatred is his only power.

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u/Abracadaver2000 15h ago

Not for nothing, but does even 50% of his base know what a vegan is, let alone how to pronounce it. I'd bet 30% would misspell it as well. They still attend his rallies, after all.

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u/Abracadaver2000 15h ago

Not for nothing, but does even 50% of his base know what a vegan is, let alone how to pronounce it. I'd bet 30% would misspell it as well. They still attend his rallies, after all.

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u/LaStigmata 15h ago

Could I despise this fucker more?

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u/hefal 15h ago

Can we please stop spamming him? I had to unsub so many places because of him everywhere…

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u/SkibidiBopBopBop357 15h ago

New Veegan sausage roll

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u/double_positive 15h ago

Misspelled or misread the teleprompter

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u/OneDarkCrow 15h ago

Says the Paydo. A paydo is a paydo all life long.

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u/ProutIgnoble 15h ago

Correct pronunciation. Sorry usa

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u/Terrible_Phase718 15h ago

No one knows what a vaygun is grandpa poopy pants.

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u/boynamesue77 15h ago

He’s always saying some corny shit an people eat it up.

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey 15h ago

Maybe he only drives a Chevy Vega?

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 15h ago

He has the world's highest IQ. WE'RE all saying it wrong

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u/kevinnoir 3rd Party App 15h ago

From the planet Vega.

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u/Quinn1995 14h ago

At this point, I am almost convinced he is a master rage baiter.

No one can be this big of a nepo baby

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u/the_short_viking 14h ago

Has anyone seen the MAGA commercials about Talarico? They're batshit crazy.

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u/Porcelain1228 14h ago

tele-freako? That's what it's called when trash trump is on the screen.

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u/After-Imagination947 14h ago

Maybe thats why a Giraffe showed up. He heard there were gonna be other veygans

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u/J-MRP 14h ago

A vegan is a vegetable, like my brain, mashed taters

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u/Montag_451 14h ago

He has such an idiotic personality

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u/ivanavich 14h ago

Lettuce help your soul, and pray for heart attack

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 14h ago

Donald thinks Talarico is an alien called a Vaygon.

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u/Express-View5080 13h ago

Grease piglet squealing at sow family members and their squealing back

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u/Conz16 13h ago

i imagine they're just gonna say "vague-in" is a jokey way he refers to him b/c he's vague and a vegan. he's very funny as we all know

/s

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u/thisisalan77 13h ago

Trump has issued an executive order stating that's how you say that now.

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u/phquewe 12h ago

Speaking of vegetables.

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u/withnail-lebowski 12h ago

Surprised he knows what a vegetable is the bucket of kentucky fried shit

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u/wildlifewyatt 12h ago

See all those idiots behind Trump? If they are insane enough to still be going to Trump rallies, they are most likely voting in the midterms.

DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE DECIDE OUR LEADERS

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u/rrsullivan3rd 12h ago

Such an undignified buffoon, an utter embarrassment 😞

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u/die_leuchte 12h ago

If Donny eats pork is than a pig been eaten by as pig?

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u/DRuth84 11h ago

Not sure what a vay-gun is either.
But seriously, his “yes men/bootlickers” are so dedicated to kissing his ass that they’ll allow him to keep making a mockery of himself, the once respected office held, and the nation as a whole.
His voter base will keep enabling and supporting his obvious ignorance by voting for this thinking this is what’s in everyone’s best interests.
Dude didn’t even know what a grocery store was or what a vegan is. But yet somehow he “knows” food and fuel is at record lows, except for every other area in America that isn’t his make believe city where these prices supposedly exist.

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u/DantheDutchGuy A Flair? 11h ago

The embarrasment never ends

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u/Adventurous_Try_2718 10h ago

What a complete moron. All he can do is call opponents names and make fun of them. Never anything about actual issues. Typical republicans.

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u/hastings1033 9h ago

Making fun of other peoples choices - very on brand

what an ass

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u/Short-Psychology3479 9h ago

Im waiting for him to start calling a group of people he doesn’t like sissies and challenging them to a fight in the car park after school!

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u/notagrue This is a flair 8h ago

Lowest intelligence of any president in history.

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u/Probably_Know_Me 8h ago

I’d be embarrassed to be there. How are there so many supporters of this rapist!

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u/sixcarbxn 7h ago

Casino man who eats babies pronounces vegan exactly as expected.

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u/LocusBlack 7h ago

New level of stupidity has been reached

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u/Kubbee83 6h ago

He’s so confused about the draw of veganism because the only vegetable he’s ever eaten was covered in special sauce and on a burger bun.

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u/Cbignuss 6h ago

That extremely high i.q. at work.

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u/coma24 6h ago

How can someone with 1775 IQ not know what a vegan is, or how to pronounce it? And there I was thinking he really understood people in our society.

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u/ActFar4388 5h ago

6 year olds don’t make fun of others names as much as this embarrassing president. As for mispronouncing words , it common for people with brain damage

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u/ActFar4388 5h ago

Vote every republican out

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u/Big_Gassy_Possum 3h ago

I hope it happens on live TV.

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u/Burigotchi 2h ago

I agree with him for a change. I also don’t know what a vagan is.

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u/xiiicrowns 2h ago

Please send bobs and vegan

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u/muffledvoice 1h ago

He talks like he spent his life watching Mafia movies and impersonating the scumbag crime bosses.

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u/hertz_100 9h ago

I wish he would do a pre read of his speeches before he speaks