r/therewasanattempt • u/Ger14n5 • 16h ago

To look tough during a confrontation. NSFW

I removed the audio because it was only annoying music.

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Spartalust 🍉 Free Palestine 16h ago

OP removed annoying music and marked it NSFW from the jump. We have no choice but to reward them.

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u/YvesStIgnoraunt 16h ago

He got that Hank Hill ass

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u/Bavisto NaTivE ApP UsR 15h ago

Looks like he’s been taking “noassatall”

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u/Academic-Change-2042 16h ago

That escalated quickly

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 16h ago

I thought it went down quicker.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 15h ago

What exactly happened? He pulled his shirt off and someone pants him? No belt??

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u/LunaTechMark 10h ago

Looks like no belt to me

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u/VanillaAdventurous74 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10h ago

I would say it de-escalated

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u/FiftyTigers 9h ago

Ass-calated

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u/Dingwallian 16h ago

When the pants come off- look the fuck out.

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u/JesusaurusRex666 16h ago

There’s an ancient video of some prankster on YouTube walking up to people much bigger than him and acting aggressively only to pull his shirt off then his pants once they look like they want to throw down. As soon as he undoes his pants they all start quickly backing away.

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u/theknyte 16h ago

Way back in High School one my friends got into a fight, and the other guy took his shirt off, so my friend took his shirt off and dropped his pants to his ankles to one up the other guy. He was dancing around, rolling his fists like an old timey boxer in the middle of street. It was hilarious. The other guy didn't really want to fight after that, and used it as an excuse to bail out. Called him a few homophobic slurs and left with his friends.

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u/uncledunker 10h ago

Did this guy happen to be a school’s goat mascot

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u/Animationzs 16h ago

The way those two in the back instantly turned around is killing me 😂

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u/UncomfortableTacoBoy 16h ago

Looks like they turned around a split second before the full moon.

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u/Rolling_Beardo 16h ago

Apparently that shirt was structurally integral to the entire outfit.

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u/IL-Corvo 13h ago

Load-bearing shirt.

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u/ThisJaeDaniel 16h ago

Not sure what the play was here but it would work on me.

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u/KeepCalmCarrion 16h ago

No one wants to fight a naked guy

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u/Tutes013 16h ago

Did god's work with removing the music, cheers

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u/Swimming_Sink277 16h ago

"Why are you naked?"

"Move like an animal, prey on their fear, feel the kill"

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u/jbrittjones 16h ago

The other guy saw that and was like “um…on second thought…I don’t wanna fight…”

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u/EEE3EEElol 15h ago

Did that guy not wear underwear? That came down in one clean, fell swoop

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u/Fostbitten27 16h ago

Someone yelled “Sausage Party!!”

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u/Justmadeyoulook 16h ago

Hard to fight a guy when his dicks out.

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u/trevlacessej 15h ago

All things considered, if someone wants to fight me and gets fully naked, I’m leaving. They win. I don’t know what’s about to happen and I’m not sticking around to find out.

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u/TheLastBoat 16h ago

Dude was ready to Get It On one way or the other.

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u/LongStrokesOfGenius 15h ago

How. How does that even happen?

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u/kontrol1970 16h ago

The tongues whonjust turn and walk away. Fucking hilarious

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 16h ago

The crowd probably would disperse when his naked ass get in the middle

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u/MTonmyMind 15h ago

Guys gonna get Greek (wrestling) on yo ass.

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u/4BsButtsBoobsBlunts 15h ago

Fighting balls out

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u/bjs-penn 15h ago

He’s the new party boy for jackass

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 15h ago

I don't know about tough, but if a mofucka strips down naked before trying to fight me Im running away.

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u/jeep242 15h ago

Is it that hard for chubbier guys to get a belt? So many videos of bigger guys, going ass out when it's time to fight or getting knocked to the ground. 

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u/Pootootaa 15h ago

Does he not wear underwear?

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u/lCarbonCopyl 15h ago

Bro was booty out naked for 2 whole seconds 🤣🫵🏾

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u/Difficult_Hat_6213 15h ago

The real question is: why no underwear?

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u/Raph13th 15h ago

To be fair i would have given up if i saw that.

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u/hesaidshesdead 15h ago

Not that sort of fight buddy, but props for trying.

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u/q-rka 14h ago

He forgot the job

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u/lamankind 14h ago

Getting naked before a fight is tough as balls!!

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 14h ago

Sometimes you prepare for the fight, sometimes for the orgy, sometimes you confuse the two.

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u/moutonbleu 14h ago

Why do people go commando??

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u/Muerteds 13h ago

No, you shuck the pants and wade right in. That's how you know the party's gettin' good.

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u/0bscr3 13h ago

What the fuck are we doing

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 13h ago

Those two have no idea what they just managed to dodge.

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u/FLINTZANITY 12h ago

Yeah it's effective, I won't fight a guy who strips quickly.

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u/-mentalmelt- 11h ago

Dude made a complete ass of himself.

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u/TheKolyFrog 11h ago

This is why you should always secure your pants.

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u/ScissrMeTimbrs 11h ago

Sun's out, mini gun's out. 

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u/weishen8328 11h ago

at that point, it's more bad ass if he just commit to it and be nude.

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u/UBC145 10h ago

Should’ve committed to it

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u/Lampard081997 10h ago

Ma boy went to the wrong gang bang

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u/danielstover 10h ago

He thought it was an orgy starting up, honest mistake

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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 7h ago

That was smooth AF. If this happens in the bedroom, his partner would be impressed

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u/FightingBlaze77 5h ago

How does one pants themselves

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u/gois3r 3h ago

im amazed by how SMOOTH all of his clothes just slid off his body. its actually CARTOONISH.