r/technology • • 7h ago

Artificial Intelligence Trump launches ‘Super Intelligence Force’ after calls for AI slowdown

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/10/04/trump-launches-super-intelligence-force-after-calls-ai-slowdown/
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u/Junkstar 4h ago

His eternal quest to find intelligence continues.

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u/afternever 3h ago

Comb the desert

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u/f_ptr 3h ago

WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!

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u/ripndipp 4h ago

Finally, we will discover the purest form of Retardium.

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u/morechair 3h ago

Eric Trump?

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u/thtamthrfckr 2h ago

That’s smegma

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u/TimesThreeTheHighest 2h ago

So... are we going to get an Avatar version of that? White, closeted dudes going to a planet full of cat people to seize the Retardium?

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u/Methodical_Science 3h ago

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen”

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u/jimtow28 3h ago

And yet, somehow, it always manages to elude him.

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u/evilJaze 2h ago

Almost like strong magnetic repulsion.

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u/TimesThreeTheHighest 2h ago

Repulsion is the word.

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u/werofpm 2h ago

Even a dumb chatbot can easily outsmart him.

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u/Race2TheGrave 2h ago

If “most prominent” means the highest-profile living public figure, Donald Trump is arguably the answer: recent reporting says he is mentioned thousands of times in the released files, and he had a documented social relationship with Epstein in the 1990s and early 2000s. Bill Clinton and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (formerly Prince Andrew) are also among the most prominent names.

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u/Moonskaraos 3h ago

We live in the absolute dumbest fucking timeline and it’s not even close. It’s beyond parody.

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u/kstargate-425 3h ago

Just as the top AI corporations start a huge lobbying group to ensure they can buy their way past voters wants

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u/OutdoorsNSmores 3h ago

Yup, never thought I'd see Trump bankrupt The Onion without direct involvement.

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u/The_Ombudsman 4h ago

He and his family are invested in this. He's trying to put his finger on the scale.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 4h ago

Where are the Epstein files?

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u/LincolnHighwater 3h ago

Let's ask Grok!

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u/____FARTS____ 3h ago

u/grok, where are the epstein files?

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u/HurtFeeFeez 3h ago

Turns out Idiocracy was a prequel to the Terminator

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u/CallMeGlarthir 4h ago

Super duper smart internet thingy

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u/instantregretcoffee 4h ago

This shit writes itself. Literally.

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u/imaginary_num6er 4h ago

The rise of an AI Trump

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u/evilJaze 2h ago

A computer from 1971 would be able to handle that easily. His vocabulary would only take up about 32 bytes.

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u/stacecom 3h ago

Bezos-imposed paywall, sigh.

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u/jdtrouble 3h ago

Here you go, kind redditor

http://archive.today/qej7V

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u/Visible-Literature14 3h ago

Dude killed my mother, and got a wallet named after him. He’s no kind Redditor.

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u/doolpicate 3h ago

How did USA elect this clown? He is the world's laughing stock.

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u/RebelStrategist 2h ago

Because less than half the country did not bother showing up to vote (much bigger issue on its own) And it got just a few votes more than what it needed to win.

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u/GetsBetterAfterAFew 3h ago

Its a scam obviously.

  1. LLMs (large language models) are not AI and won't be AGI (artificial general intelligence). There is nothing AI to slow down.

  2. Competition is coming up fast, slowing benefits incumbents.

  3. IPOs need hype & puffery; "we are so awesome it could become dangerous" is hype & puffery

  4. Cover for real uncontrollable slowing growth as IPOs look to be pushed out

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u/Constant_Ad_8028 3h ago edited 3h ago

⬆️ This one gets it. Plus, to add more details, by renaming it adds extra layers of manufactured derivative markets of the exact same thing. Open sourced and free models use the same math and are just as good at using computational methods as the "frontier" models. This makes the rich aholes upset because they want a monopoly, so they're trying to separate themselves by "renaming" their products. Scam indeed. Don't be fooled by the hype everyone.

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u/mankeyless 1h ago

Why do you say LLMs are not AI? Can you share sources that validate that? I'm not saying it's wrong, and I'd imagine that AI is more than deterministic models, but I am not an expert on the the subject.

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u/maxakusu 1h ago

AI is like magic, it's only AI if it's not understood.

Only sort of joking. LLMs are clearly AI, but we're getting into this weird space lately where because people know how it works there's no mystery to justify calling it "Intelligent" and a lot of people think that AI and AGI are a *lot* closer in definition than the really are.

Don't forget that we used to call simple algorithms that for example, controlled enemy pathing in games "AI", despite literally being glorified if statements.

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u/SevenSaryns 48m ago

Everything is glorified IF statements, if you define things to their most BASIC level.

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u/RebelStrategist 2h ago

Well said! Most do not understand or want to learn about the bigger picture.

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u/BloodDrunkMoonKnight 38m ago

Microsoft lost millions investing in OpenAI, yet everyone thinks they're too smart to be scammed.

Hey, remember NFTs? Those were fun.

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u/Ancient-Access8131 20m ago

"LLMs (large language models) are not AI"- Maybe learn about what something is before you just make up bullshit.

The term AI originated from the 1955 Dartmouth research conference, which stated "The study is to proceed on the basis of the conjecture that every aspect of learning or any other feature of intelligence can in principle be so precisely described that a machine can be made to simulate it. An attempt will be made to nd how to make machines use language, form abstractions and concepts, solve kinds of problems now reserved for humans, and improve themselves."-Ai and LLM's absolutely fall under this defintion of AI.

dartmouth.dvi

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u/trer24 4h ago

Can this Super Intelligence release all the Epstein files now?

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u/0x0MG 3h ago

His stupid dumb ass is absolutely going to haphazardly plug grok into key military systems and task it with strategic decisions.

We're so fucked.

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u/NetAnon579 3h ago

Just waiting for the super coolio uniforms.

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u/Additional-Name-3211 3h ago

Helldivers 2 continues to predict reality once again

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u/williamgman 3h ago

Aside from the obvious question of "why is Trump in this picture?"... Why is semi retired Mike Johnson in this group? He's been on vacation for a third of the year.

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u/tlalamba 2h ago

Doesn't sound so intelligent 

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u/Medium-Bee7545 2h ago

Is Kid Rock going to head it?

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u/sounddude 1h ago

All I hear is 'Idiocracy'

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u/EntertainerSudden350 4h ago

What a bunch of meaningless garbage

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u/grayhaze2000 3h ago

No matter how many of his sycophants he gathers together, they won't be able to scrape together even a mediocre intelligence between them.

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u/jdtrouble 3h ago

Most Americans: naww man, we don't trust this shit.

Trump admin: full speed ahead!!!

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u/Overclocked11 3h ago

Its all just such nonsense and bullshit. Im so sick of hearing about this fucking guy and can not wait for the day he'll be gone

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u/Cjkrythos 3h ago

He's gonna have to be banned from the building for it to be any sort of intelligence force

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u/RumRunnersHideaway 3h ago

I just launched the super duper intelligence force times infinity.

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u/MoneyTalks45 3h ago

Launch everyone in this photo in to the sun. 

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u/LimeGreenTangerine97 3h ago

The SNL skits write themselves

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u/soulbend 3h ago

No matter what AI is or isn't, and regardless of how we should handle it.... that's just a stupid fuckin name.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 3h ago

This is so lame lol

Even Geek Squad sounds cooler 😂😂

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u/givin_u_the_high_hat 3h ago

That’s gotta be the name of the sequel to Team America: World Police.

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u/KReddit934 3h ago

An The Onion headline if I ever saw one! When is this farce going to be over?!

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u/boot2skull 3h ago

Waiting for a rogue AI to pull a War Games.

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u/kclap02 3h ago

And what numbskull from Fox News is heading up this department?

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u/AuthenticHuman 2h ago

The best thing about this fucking weirdo is that he is so perpetually on camera that his actual death will very likely be televised.

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u/Patara 2h ago

Country literally ran by toddlers 

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u/samurai77 2h ago

Are we living in a bad anime?

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u/Alternative-Ad-1027 2h ago

Commander in thief.

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u/Dalkx 2h ago

every day it's a new low for the joke that is the USA

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u/MajorDrain 1h ago

How many forces has Trump created now?

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u/herminette5 1h ago

Oh yeah, the American people have a lot of confidence in that.

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u/Turkino 1h ago

What do we honestly expect from this when it's all his appointed yes men on it anyway?

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 19m ago

Can I go to Mars?