As the title says, I made three of these bad boys using the recipe from the cookbook. Came out very spongie which was something nice that my family liked. My biggest thing was that it was still fairly "yeasty" or bread tasting even when adding some sugar into the dough, around 1/2 cup worth. For next time should I add more sugar? Maybe cinnamon? Cinnamon sweetrolls???

Thought I was only checking out a weird Stormcloak solider after they had a battle but got a jumpscare instead. Lesson learned: Be wary of random encounters.

What do we think of this?

Woke up, turned around, and there’s Aerin standing at the foot of the bed, staring at my sleeping wife.

Look, man... I get it. You saved her, you followed her across Skyrim, but she married the Dragonborn. You’re in the ultimate friend zone. Standing in my bedroom in the middle of the night won’t change that. Get out before I send you to Sovngarde.

Tf is wrong with this dude

(Probably not. It's a joke, people.)

My ex and I finally split a few months ago and my room is finally done. I stopped partying a few weeks ago because I love it at home now. First run through in the new apartment!

Edit: I put a picture up of what the setup looks like from the other angle. I really appreciate all of the kind words 🥲

I was recently turned onto this game about two months ago. It has replaced all games I used to play. I have never played such a video game. I don’t understand how hours can pass by so quickly. A dear friend turned me onto this game .I wanted to share what I made using my 3-D printer for him as a gift. This game is absolutely amazing.

I know I’m like 15 years behind but this is my first time playing and I’m in love 😻

Was doing my yearly Skyrim replay and while starting the quest "a daedras best friend" I reached Clavicus Viles altar for the first time and opened the chest only to find Meridia's beacon inside...

Damn you Clavicus with your evil doings

Not sure if this is from Lux Via or from Northern Roads but it's hilarious 😂 It's on the road from Windhelm to Winterhold

Beat him up in the Whiterun market in front of everyone

I was done collecting the two skulls and I come back to this guy Otar already halfway out 💀

Bro had to change into a more comfortable position

For some reason it is cheaper to buy the game and the anniversary upgrade separately compared to getting the bundle.

Anything but unrelenting force lol

TL;DR: I fully deserve all these titles.

Companions: I turned up in Whiterun to deliver a message and everyone was suggesting I join them. I guess because I had a sword and looked sober and the Companions neighbours were desperate for someone to calm them down.

All they do is drink (their oath even mentions drinking FFS, A Night to Remember should be part of their questline) and fight noisily in their grounds which are in the middle of a city. They must drive property prices right down; no wonder everyone wanted me to join them.

I help wipe out people who've been hunting them down, have spare witches heads in case anyone else changes their mind re being a werewolf, and it's not really that much of a leadership position anyway. I just get a nice room.

Dark Brotherhood: Don't know. They're all dead, but I heard they had a clown as a member so I'm well off out of that mess.

Thieves Guild: I turn up in Riften, a lovely city on the water and am immediately accused of being a thief and invited to join in on a crime. I don't do the crime but still get invited to join this club, seems like they have really high entry requirements.

I tag along and they live in the sewers. They complain endlessly about a curse making them poor and do no actual thieving to try and fix this. Turns out they're being robbed blind by their leader who I kill. They think I've lifted a curse, but I just killed the guy who was stealing all their stuff. Idiots.

THEN I go on a massive crime spree to the point that the guild are being asked favours by influential people in Skyrim, and they end up with a mini-mall in their hovel. No wonder they love me.

College of Winterhold: When I turn up, everyone in Winterhold hates them because they blew up the town, which seems fair enough. I hit a snag when their security tells me I can't enter without demonstrating some magic. As I don't know any, this is a problem. Luckily the same person keeping me out offers to teach me some. Great security.

Turns out they're a bunch of classic academics. Only interested in their own research and petty backbiting between different departments. The last time they interacted with the world they blew a bit of it up so they just want to be left alone.

Sadly, things have gone wrong and there's a problem they need fixing. Despite only knowing one spell that I never use I manage to fix it without blowing up any towns.

While this has been going on, the senior staff have been thinking about who the new Arch-Mage should be. They don't care that I don't know magic at all. They've seen I'm not scared of the outside world and can actually solve problems. They just want to be left alone, so I'm the Arch-Mage not because I can help them with magic, but because I can help them with PR.