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Possible Paywall Confused Mitch McConnell, 84, Has to Be Told How to Vote

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u/omerome83 18d ago

The fact that he has to be told how to vote means he shouldn't be voting.

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 18d ago

Ya, but think of the horrible alternative. Republicans might have to give up a tiny sliver of power!

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u/ManWithASquareHead 18d ago

To a Democrat?

A Progressive, even?!

Good heavens!

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u/Polskihammer 18d ago

Worse, to someone that knows how to vote.

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u/heckadeca 18d ago

This is unacceptable

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u/MadContrabassoonist 18d ago

In Kentucky? If he had resigned three months ago, his seat would either have already been filled by whichever bigot was willing to publicly fellate Trump the hardest, or else would be left vacant for the rest of the term while the utter trainwreck of state laws is slowly contested. There was no world where a milquetoast centrist Democrat would have been seated before Barr takes the seat in January, yet alone a progressive.

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u/angrymoppet 18d ago

Kentucky's governor is a Democrat and it would have been a seat filled by him until an election. The Republican legislature actually illegally passed a law removing this ability for him, which conflicts with the state constitution.

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u/BigNorseWolf 18d ago

Republicans saw their gerrymandered state legislature couldn't save the governership so removed that power from the governor, however the method they used to do so is worse than questionable (they used emergency powers. The other political party winning an election is not usually considered an emergency)

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u/MangoCats 18d ago

The other political party winning an election is not usually considered an emergency)

Desperate times...

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u/txlaatx1 18d ago

TIL Fellate is an actual word and a verb at that. I feel smarter already

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u/Gryphon999 Wisconsin 18d ago

Everything can be a verb if you English wrong enough.

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u/BobBeaney 18d ago

“Verbing weirds language.”

  • Calvin
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u/PickledCaterpillar 18d ago

Even worse: possibly to a WOMAN of COLOUR.

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u/Em-lee 18d ago

Like the one this corpse is married to?

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u/parasyte_steve 18d ago

Never ask a racist his wifes ethnicity

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u/fleshofgods0 18d ago edited 18d ago

"COMMUNISTS!" 😱

Honestly, how can anyone not see how that's McCarthyism? I remember learning about it in school but I guess they didn't pay attention in history class.

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u/the_mighty__monarch 18d ago

lol it’s still Kentucky so keep dreaming.

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u/BMEngie 18d ago edited 18d ago

Kentucky ain’t voting in anyone that isn’t a republican. I think Massie would have (unfortunately? fortunately?) have a decent shot though, and he’s very anti-Trump.

EDIT: for anyone else that wants to play the “BuT tHe GoVeRnOr Is A dEm” - Kentucky gubernational is on off years. The previous governor was absolutely horrible, and Beshear still barely won. And because he didn’t do a completely shit job (and the GOP put up an even dumber candidate than in 2019) he won reelection. 

Now if your argument is “he can appoint a replacement” then sure… but any appointment is going to be contested in court and guess who controls the state courts. Regardless, the replacement will only be seated after a lengthy court battle so I guess it’s like he’s still dead. Better to focus on the very much winnable senate elections in other states that are currently going on

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u/nyet-marionetka 18d ago

Guess they think that's worth a little elder abuse. He probably had it in his advance directive: "If I become incapacitated, if at all possible get me out to the Senate, even if you have to have someone basically puppeting me."

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u/8Bitsblu 18d ago

Republicans might have to give up a tiny sliver of power!

This is incorrect. Mitch McConnell isn't just any senator. He's one of the most senior and well-connected Republicans in office who isn't literally the president. Giving up Mitch would mean losing those connections, and giving up a lot more than that "tiny sliver" of power. Republicans are delaying that inevitability as much as possible and I'm sure behind the scenes they're moving to preserve as many of those connections as possible.

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u/Groundbreaking-Step1 18d ago

This is one thing that both sides are actually guilty of. I know most both sides things are bull, but not the age problem. Dianne Feinstein was being wheeled out similarly at the end of her life as well. It was disgusting.

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u/Frank_Bigelow 17d ago

Ruth Bader motherfucking Ginsberg. Her refusal to retire, and the unwillingness of fucking anyone to tell her that she REALLY should, was a huge part of how we got where we are now.

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u/LuminousGrue 18d ago

Honestly "both sides" is perfectly valid criticism so long as it isn't being used as a shield. "Both sides do this and it's bad" is valid, "both side do it therefore it's okay" isn't.

Elected officials should be held to a higher standard of conduct than "the other guy isn't any better".

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u/Ahleron 18d ago

Right, but Republicans don't care about that so long as they get one more vote for whatever shit they want to shove down our throats.

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u/TheRealBlueJade 18d ago

Thankfully, his vote did not help them... This time.

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 18d ago

I also feel it’s strong evidence that HE isn’t voting. KY (Glob blessum) is currently being represented by whoever is whispering in his ear

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u/Deohji North Carolina 18d ago

It's like if wormtongue had another little turtle-wormtongue constantly whispering in his ear reminding him how to be shitty

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u/AnointMyPhallus 18d ago

It's Wormtongue-turtles all the way down

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u/Jolly_Grocery329 Washington 18d ago

Grima worm tongue

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u/Sparticuse 18d ago

They did the same thing with Strom Thurmond. He died at age 100 as a sitting senator and they had to have aids physically manipulate his body to cast votes

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u/King-Snorky Georgia 18d ago

I would correct you that it's actually aides, but in this case, it may have also been AIDS.

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 18d ago

Oh, so there’s precedent for this! Lovely… 🙃

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u/theBloodShed 18d ago

It’s been happening for awhile actually. There’s video of McConnell being signaled to on how he should vote. There’s even video of him voting “incorrectly” and the secretary has to alert an aide to stop McConnell to change his vote.

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u/PinkNGold007 18d ago

Tell me again how Biden was like this? Their finger-pointing is always about them, isn't it?

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u/Thrashy Kansas 18d ago

Blah blah blah Sleepy Joe, blah blah autopen, blah blah every accusation is a confession

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u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 18d ago

Biden isn't a fair comparison, but Dianne Feinstein is. And they had to wheel her into the Senate in a wheelchair and tell her how to vote. It was definitely straight up elder abuse.

Edit: I should also that that this pissed off a lot of Democrats because she refused to give up her seat to someone competent. But zero republicans are complaining about McConnell, AFAIK.

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u/FriedBolognaPony 18d ago

To be fair, they did do this same type of shit with Feinstein. It's disgusting either way.

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u/HereForTheComments57 18d ago

Well technically all Republicans are told how to vote

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u/GB715 18d ago

Fair point

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u/Various_Maize_3957 18d ago

Offtopic but you know what would crack me up? If he were to die tomorrow. Like he's just returned to the Senate after a months long absence. Where everyone thought he was dead. Imagine if he simply died tomorrow after this resurrection. I would pay 30 bucks to see a r/politics thread after that!

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u/Lostinthestarscape 18d ago

Yeah I think he dramatically raised the odds of shutting off mid action, tipping over and shattering most of himself while pissing and shitting out his final essence in the middle of Senate floor while people all slowly react with exaggerated drama while ensuring they aren't actually the closest available person to weakly attempt saving him.

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u/Hinthial 18d ago

Oh he for sure is cathed already.

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u/sec713 18d ago

He looks pre-embalmed.

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u/ICBanMI 18d ago

Dude is likely to do it anyways. Won't have to pay up money. It's going to happen. Just not sure how soon.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 18d ago

This is what happens in bad TV when the writers run out of ideas.

I'm still holding a grudge over Hell on Wheels killing off a main character with a noble, heroic death - only to bring him back and kill him off again two episodes later in a pathetic, demeaning way. 

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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 18d ago

I'm sure MAGA thinks this is a good thing.

In fact, if they could vote for a bot that just did whatever Trump told it to do, we would have dozens of them in the Senate.

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 18d ago

Did you care to think about the shareholders before writing that comment??

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u/Key_Mortgage_4339 18d ago

Well, you seee he's very old , which makes him better then you

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u/joseph4th 18d ago

It means he isn’t voting, someone else is.

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u/remweaver27 California 18d ago

How’s that different than any other FAUX news watching MAGA loser?

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u/TheRealBlueJade 18d ago

It means he can't be voting

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u/bottlerocketz 18d ago

Isn’t that true of literally all republicans the last 2 years?

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u/ropean 18d ago

So ridiculous after republicans incessantly attacked Biden for being out of it. Biden had ten times the vigor of this ghoul being wheeled around and someone whispering in his ear telling him what to say

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u/tracyinge 18d ago

he just needs a Natalie to print up stuff for him.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 I voted 18d ago

Elder abuse. He has no clue where he is or what’s going on. Unelected people are dictating his votes like a puppet.

“When McConnell’s name was called during the vote, confusion followed as his aides and Republican senators appeared to prompt him to vote “aye.”

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u/Srnkanator Texas 18d ago

What would happen if someone wheeled their elder parent into a voting booth, and then directed them to vote a certain way?

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u/darth_wasabi Texas 18d ago

Some people pledged an oath on TV to do that recently 

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 18d ago

If they voted Republican? Cheers and prayers. If they voted Democrat? Arrested or shot.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 18d ago

Multiple black women were IMPRISONED for voter fraud and in almost every case they did something like file a provisional ballot on the advice of the poll worker because they weren't sure of their voting right status.

Meanwhile, almost every single actual case of real voter fraud (like voting on behalf his dead wife "because she wanted it" and then going on a national media tour crying that some Democrat must have used his dead wife for voter fraud) received no jail time whatsoever.

Crystal Mason: Texas mother who faced 5 years in prison has illegal voting conviction reversed | CNN

Las Vegas man who voted twice using dead wife’s ballot pleads guilty, avoids jail time

“That is pretty sickening to me, to be honest with you,” Hartle said in an interview then with KLAS 8 News Now. “It was, uh, disbelief. It just — it made no sense to me.

Im pretty sure this last guy is the one that went on all the national conservative networks talking about how someone used his dead wife to vote (implication being it was the Democrats).

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u/RuinedEye 18d ago

My go-to copypasta;

black women

You mean Crystal Mason? The Black lady in Texas? (she was finally acquitted in March 2024)

Or are you talking about Pamela Moses, the Black lady in Tennessee, who was sentenced to 6 years in prison for registering to vote while on probation?

In both cases, they were not properly informed of their rights (or lack thereof) and in the latter case,

a probation officer with the Tennessee Department of Corrections even filled out and signed a certificate confirming her probation had ended.

Charges were eventually dropped against Moses, but she still served 82 days in prison and can't register or vote

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u/chapstickbomber 18d ago

mistakenly trying to vote before you are technically allowed to vote even though we signed paper saying it was okay, we'll take away your right to vote for that

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 18d ago

And yet people will still say systemic racism is overblown

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u/sweetjenso North Dakota 18d ago

“I want use the Time Machine to stop 9/11! I want to use the Time Machine to kill baby Hitler!”

I want to use the Time Machine to give John Brown a case of AK-47’s

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u/WhichEmailWasIt 18d ago

they did something like file a provisional ballot

I'm still mad about this. They shouldn't be called provisional ballots. They should be called "This is a trap meant to arrest you" ballots.

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u/SanFransicko 18d ago

Legit good question. I suppose it depends on the polling place and their party affiliation. Shouldn't, but probably does. Can someone who's an actual trained poll worker please answer?

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u/p1zzarena 18d ago

They are allowed to vote. They can be helped with their ballot by anyone except their employer or union rep. It's not up to the poll workers to decide who is competent to vote. If they are registered, they get a ballot.

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u/mabrasm Indiana 18d ago

In Indiana, you can do that help someone old vote. But you have to declare you’re incapable of voting on your own.

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u/Zoltie 18d ago

In capable mentally of physically. If you're missing an arm I understand. If you are mentally incapable you shouldn't vote.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 18d ago

As far as I can tell, this depends entirely on the state. For example, here in Nebraska anyone deemed "mentally incapacitated" can still vote, but those deemed "mentally incompetent" cannot.

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 18d ago

Depends on if they are voting for Republicans or Democrats. 

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 18d ago

It would be elder abuse if pre-braindead Mitch wasn't all for this kind of thing. If he could still think he'd be all for his aides propping him up and keeping him voting. He's a ghoul.

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u/PM-me-Gophers 18d ago

Paraded around the Capital like some kind of republican meat-puppet, it's honestly probably what he would have wanted.

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u/that-mattg-life 18d ago

I see him growling, "don't give them a fucking inch" as his coma came on.

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u/darth_wasabi Texas 18d ago

There’s a possibility he’s screaming inside his head to be let go

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 18d ago

Maybe now he is, but he made his bed and he gets to sleep in it!

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u/darth_wasabi Texas 18d ago

Oh he certainly does but imagine the horror of Harlan Ellisons I Have No Mouth. That may be what he’s going through . He might be regretting every vote he’s ever made

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u/14Pleiadians 18d ago

I hope so. Doesn't change the fact it's what he would have wanted.

Stop crying for him. The only thing sad about his life right now is that he's not in hell yet.

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u/clamb2 New York 18d ago

Unelected people have been dictating how Republicans vote for decades. What do you think citizens united is for?

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u/LadyShaSha Texas 18d ago

What’s stopping Dems or progressives from going behind his aides and signaling “nay?” This would be hilarious, especially if it worked

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u/dingdongbannu88 18d ago

Is this “voting using my parents name” they claimed liberals were doing?

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u/LargeNutbar 18d ago

I honestly don't give a fuck if McConnell is abused, the American citizens are the real victim in this

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u/ThaLunatik 18d ago

They keep saying "he fell" as the cause of everything. Like no, the dude obviously suffered a stroke or something serious and that led to the fall.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 18d ago

Didn't he go blank for like 5 minutes at a podium before this?

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u/Tumble85 18d ago

Yea he temporarily lost his connection to the dark lord that provides him energy in exchange for allowing the wicked a voice.

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u/CriticalSpirit The Netherlands 18d ago

I'm convinced he used the horcrux that was stored in Lindsey Graham.

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u/sfled 18d ago

Twice that we are aware off. Who knows how many times it's happened when he was in his offices or at home. The man just... blue-screened. Weirdest shit.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/mitch-mcconnell-freezes-up-during-news-conference-for-2nd-time-this-summer

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u/Ill-Product-1442 18d ago

He's seeing the reaper.

Also... that was already 3 years ago! Can't believe he made it past a few days after he began blue screening, he was a young man then compared to now.

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u/HeartfeltHeron 18d ago

Could be a concussion after the fall. Could also be both multiple strokes (over the months and year before the fall) and a concussion after. 

Either way, the fall is obviously only one part of the story and I don't think we'll get to hear the rest.

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u/Solomontheidiot 18d ago

At that age, falling can absolutely be the cause of everything. People don't realize how devastating it can be, and how much a "simple" fall can cause/speed a decline in faculties.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 18d ago

Yeah. My Grandpa literally died because he fell at the age of 89.

Broke his hip and then somehow that lead to kidney failure

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u/divDevGuy 18d ago

Had a parent with a TBI from hitting their head and/or falling. The exact cause is unknown as no one was around to witness it so the sequence is only a best guess from the superficial physical injuries that were also present.

Their appearance during early recovery was very similar to McConnell's - lights are on, but no one is home. You could hold a conversation of sorts, but there were no memories, no critical reading, no intelligence.

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u/lawyerjsd California 18d ago

This version of Weekend at Bernie's is not nearly as funny as the original

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u/biffbot13 18d ago

The third movie in trilogies are usually flops, just like Mitch now is

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u/hchighfield 18d ago

Usually but not always. My favorite Indiana jones is the last crusade.

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u/Queasy_Donkey5685 18d ago

It's embarrassing.

Like, as a middle aged Kentuckian, fuck McConnell, but man, what he's going thru is just outright embarrassing and no person should be put thru this.

He's not coherent, he seems barely alert, being paraded around in public for spectacle.

If this was any other person this was being done to most of us would be outraged.

But it's McConnell, so dish it, please.

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u/catpencilholders 18d ago

He deserves every bit of it for his actions during life.

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u/starmartyr Colorado 18d ago

I'd argue it's about as funny as the original. This isn't a political opinion, I just don't like that movie.

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u/smack54az 18d ago

My pity well is bottomed out. Mitch McConnell has done more harm than just about any man in the 21st century. His being used like this is exactly what he wanted and deserves. This is his legacy. He could have been the man that saved us from Trump instead he chose this. Mitch McConnell right now is the perfect representation of what the husk of our nation has become because of men like him. He'll be used like this until he dies, a fitting end for a man that's condemned us all to the same.

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u/_Sazed_ 18d ago

In a way, he’s now a product in the inhuman party and torture machine he helped build. Funny how the party most loud about being so Christian and Jesusy is the one without morality or ethics, and vocally anti-empathy. It’s hard to feel sorry for him.

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u/PBnSnow 18d ago

I hope on the inside he’s well aware of how inhumanely he’s being treated during his final days instead of being around any loved ones he may still have

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u/Vaux1916 18d ago

I hope on the inside he’s well aware of how inhumanely he’s being treated during his final days instead

But not constantly. I hope he has a couple of moments of clarity each day when the horror of realizing what he's become hits him anew, and then he forgets until the next moment of clarity.

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u/TechnalityPulse Minnesota 18d ago

Because if you need a book and imaginary friends to tell you how to not be a shit person, you're a shit person. It's really no surprise.

Not to say all religious people are that way, but it really says a lot if you haven't figured out how to be kind to others even with a book dedicated to it.

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u/Tumble85 18d ago

Don't worry about your pity-well with Mitch. He never deserved to get near any pity whatsoever. 

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u/furosemidas_touch 18d ago

No need for pity at all, he’ll die doing what he loved - being a hollow, soulless puppet for the plutocracy

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u/YoureProbablyAB0t 18d ago

He did it to secure power for a child rapist.

A fucked up legacy indeed.

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u/gnarl_foot 18d ago edited 18d ago

I don't pity Mcconnell nor do I think he would vote any other way than straight party. He should be paraded around in public so this is his lasting imagine. His legacy - a real life ghoul, come get your tickets

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u/TomatoAdventurous139 18d ago

Can't afford pity for the rich until wages match cost of living.

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u/Lorkdemper 18d ago

The thing is WE don't deserve to be treated this way.

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u/toilet_roll_rebel Kansas 18d ago

Republicans are unbelievable. We have a president who shits his pants and is incoherent more often than not, and a senator whose brain is probably mush. What's next, a reanimated corpse?

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u/AffectionateBeyond99 18d ago

Don’t forget the secretary of health with brain worms!

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u/anna-the-bunny 18d ago

And a freezer full of roadkill. And who dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park for some reason.

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u/SchwillyMaysHere 18d ago

Remember hologram 2Pac?

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u/LightsaberThrowAway 18d ago

What's next, a reanimated corpse?

We already have Lich McConnell.  We don’t need another one.

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u/CelestialFury Minnesota 18d ago

What's next, a reanimated corpse?

Head in a jar.

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u/CreativelySeeking 18d ago

If this situation was reversed Faux News would be beating the drum incessantly and republicans would fight hard to nullify.

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u/SeeingEyeDug 18d ago

Imagine Joe Biden sitting at his desk staring off and his aids put legislation in front of him, hand him the pen, and point out where he signs.

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u/ICBanMI 18d ago

Yea... they're already accusing him of that. That's the entire autopen thing they keep bringing up.

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u/psychohistorian8 18d ago

because they already have Trump pardons auto-penned in case he croaks unexpectedly

attacking Biden on the issue was a smokescreen

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u/AbueloOdin 18d ago

Actually, it pretty much did. Diane Feinstein from California.

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u/eeyore134 18d ago

And Democrats were screaming for her to retire. Republicans are cheering Mitch on for getting one over on the libs.

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u/barbieq68 18d ago

It's literally a Diane feinstein situation, he's gone

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u/ungranted_wish 18d ago

This.

We can’t keep doing this. I know Mitch was a bad person - keyword, was. This isn’t Mitch anymore. This is a husk. They’re forcing a husk to work.

And we also need to think - if they could do it to Feinstein or McConnell, they’d be happy to have us do the same.

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 18d ago

That's ignoring that either Mitch or Diane could have retired when they still had a functioning noodle. The fact that they kept running for re-election into their 70s/80s is why they got what they're getting.

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u/ungranted_wish 18d ago

Oh yeah they definitely should have retired but like.

This is on a level of fucking horror, man

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 18d ago

I have no doubt Mitch wanted this. He was a rotten troll his entire life. He probably demanded to be kept around as long as possible to do evil

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 18d ago

I agree - it's absolutely obscene.

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u/TheGringoDingo 18d ago

It’s the type of thing that should have guardrails already up, but worst case happens once before it’s fixed.

Unfortunately, our political system was implemented before anything resembling modern medicine.

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u/Jezon California 18d ago

Same with RBG, part of her legacy will be that she gave us a 6-3 conservative majority court by not retiring when she should have.

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u/Bulbasauruses 18d ago

Oh they will just shoot us, we won’t get an army of caretakers.

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u/Question_It_All_3000 18d ago

I’m upset over this for what it means for the country, not for what it means for the husk of Mitch McConnell.

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u/dannypants143 18d ago

It’s weird that there’s nobody in his life who loves him enough to put a stop to this so he can just sit and rest. I guess Mitch wasn’t very good to people.

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u/ungranted_wish 18d ago

It's legitimately depressing how these conservative world-ruiners have no one who truly loves them. They obliterate everything and get nothing but money in return. Not love. Just cash.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Texas 18d ago

Yeah it looks like they're parading his body around. It's creepy

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u/EverWatcher 18d ago

"The lights are on, but no one is home"...

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u/nitrot150 Washington 18d ago

My favorite, “the wheel is still turning, but the hamster’s dead “

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u/Dank_Nicholas 18d ago

There was a difference with Diane Feinstein though. She was on the senate armed services committee and the republicans refused to seat a replacement for her. The democrats were left with the option to either play weekend at Bernie’s or give up their parties rightful majority on the committee.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 America 18d ago

Returning to the world of the dead

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u/borazine 18d ago

“All aboard!” crieth the ferryman

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 18d ago

B-b-but Joe Biden! Autopen!!!

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u/Pre3Chorded 18d ago

Right? Democrats should wait until Republicans only pass something by one vote, then sue that McConnell's vote doesn't count because he's a vegetable.

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u/tweakingforjesus 18d ago

Ask for a rollcall vote and make Mitch say his vote.

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u/audiate 18d ago

Then it’s not him voting and his vote should be voided

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u/CrazyLegs17 18d ago

He literally says, "No" quietly and then they call his name again. His vote should be recorded as "No".

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u/space-tech America 18d ago

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but if you told me the GOP enlisted a necromancer to kill Lindsay Graham so Mitch McConnell may live, I'd believe you.

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u/ThatEvanFowler 18d ago

He had to be told how to wave.

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u/LightningRaven 18d ago

The fact that the US "democracy" has no actionable clause that prevents someone mentally unfit for their position in their seat of power is just straight up insane.

How can people genuinely believe they're the "leaders of the free world" and that they "bring democracy" to other countries, however funny the previous statements, when they can't even directly vote for their own president.

Worse, the first time that the US democracy was genuinely tested it failed so spectacularly that a racist pedophile managed to be elected after already killing tons of people in the pandemic and is 100x more crooked than Nixon himself.

Well, at least, with Trump in power, more people from the US and around the world can see the joke that the Evil US empire was and always has been.

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u/buffalotrace 18d ago

Should be disqualifying

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u/momalloyd 18d ago

As long as the GOP still has possession of over 51% of his carcass, then it is still legal.

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u/BullMoose_207 18d ago

When the Democrats get power again we got to tighten this shit up. There needs to be an era of Good Government policies to hold our legislators and executive to basic rules of ethics and common sense...

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u/shiveringpursedog 18d ago

If I drove my demented parent to the polls and voted for them, I would be in jail

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u/BeenDragonn 18d ago

If this was a democrat it would 24 7 fox News impeach impeach impeach.

But since it's a right wing clown it's always silence

It was sleepy Joe Biden day after day.

At least Biden can articulate some words AND walk

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u/Effective_Dropkick78 18d ago

"Sleepy" Joe's excuse turned out to be a prostate cancer diagnosis. What's Mitch's and Donald's excuse(s)?

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u/symphonicrox Utah 18d ago

The moment a senator needs aides whose main job is to focus on the senator's health (mental or physical) they should be removed immediately. Sorry, but you have to be able to actually think to be someone else's representative.

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u/MommyLovesPot8toes California 18d ago

I disagree with the physical part. I don't give a fuck what a senator can or can't do with their body. I want a MIND at work. And, preferably, a conscience.

Tammy Duckworth is one of the most badass senators of our time, and she only has one fully working limb. I'd have been thrilled if Stephen Hawking was a Senator. I don't care if you need aides to help you physically get thru your days. But I care a hell of a lot when a shadowy group of aides, whom no one elected, plays marionette on one of the most important stages in the world.

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u/symphonicrox Utah 18d ago

That’s a fair point and appreciate the perspective 

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u/Shenanigans99 America 18d ago

TBF the people who voted for him don't think, so he's truly one of them now.

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u/usmcnick0311Sgt 18d ago

Is it rude of me to hate and make fun of him while he's in this state? Despite all the shit he's done

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u/Beginning-Umpire2616 18d ago

reddit's been compromised for a long time

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u/jimmydean885 District Of Columbia 18d ago

No

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u/itmaywork 18d ago

It’d be rude not to.

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 18d ago

No, I think he is getting the punishment he earned. I hope it's uncomfortable, confusing and scary. The same things he made millions of people feel. He is getting what he deserves.. is it cold, yes Callous even, absolutely... Exactly like he was to millions in life.

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u/Arg- 18d ago

I'm horrified at how much time they must have spent to train him to smile and give the thumbs up.

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u/a-i-sa-san 18d ago

No. He wanted this. He would rather be a meat puppet voting republican than ... whatever the alternative is. Pile it on

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u/ajblades123 18d ago

no. this is the world he helped make. he can taste a bit of the suffering his action have and will yet inflict upon countless people here and abroad before he goes

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u/Maremdeo 18d ago

People earn respect, and he has earned disrespect. Fire away

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u/Charming-Standard-84 18d ago

No, it's a funny and ironic punishment.

He's had control his entire miserable life and now Death is dragging his death along as long as possible, like most of Bitch McConnell's entire political career.

Haha is all I can say. Who knew Death was a great stand-up (no pun intended) comedian?

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u/Dr_Pizzas 18d ago

Save your empathy for someone who has shared some of their own.

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u/Syrupsiipin 18d ago

This is the real reason he never made a video while he was recovering from whatever it was he had going on. It wasn’t because he was “dead” like all the conspiracy theorists were saying. Mitch is simply severely cognitively impaired and the fact they’re still parading him around like he can properly do his job is insane.

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u/Zealousideal_Net5932 Michigan 18d ago

For all the terrible he has done over the years the sliver of hope that I’m holding onto is that he’s maybe suffering through all of this. Maybe he dies a few days before he is out of office so he never knows any peace.

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u/11Booty_Warrior 18d ago

Ahh, zombie senators. Just like the founders intended.

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u/pumpkinspicecum 18d ago

So we were right when we thought he’s dead… he’s brain dead

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u/Think-Attorney-2903 17d ago

Someone should force a cognitive test on him.

He voted no, it should have counted. Having to be reminded what your vote ‘should’ be, live, during the vote, should be grounds for disqualification.

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u/RalphTheNerd 18d ago

Republicans owe Joe Biden an apology. With both Trump literally falling asleep and now with McConnell.

Which is not to say that Biden didn't have a lot of senior moments, but they weren't nearly as bad as what we are seeing now.

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u/Smile_Space 18d ago

I'm honestly just shocked he's not actually dead.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 18d ago

And how would that be any different from before his fall?

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u/FluidAd105 18d ago

Beforehand he was telling others how to vote... shrug

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u/vabello 18d ago

It would be hilarious to see the looks on the Republicans’ faces if he started voting opposite of what he normally would. What would they do?

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u/makina323 18d ago

Its like they haven't been writing about this exact situation for literal aeons. 

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u/TheWaspinator Missouri 18d ago

This is about what I expected. He's alive, but clearly way too physically compromised to be a part of government 

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 18d ago

This is absolutely ABSURD!!!! The man clearly cannot do his job. Get him out of there, now!

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 18d ago

He is essentially just a puppet, being moved around by his handlers.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 18d ago

Well, this seems blatantly illegal.

If someone brought their grandma with dementia down to the voting booth and helped her through the voting process when she clearly had no idea what was going on, these same ghouls would claim tampering.

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u/lurker_rang 18d ago

This simply has to be illegal. Where is the line???

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u/BluePinkertonGreen 18d ago

The bot letting me know my comment is hid for incivility is fucking insane, this is Reddit!!! Fuck Mitch McConnell and fuck this administration

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 18d ago

Bernie Sanders is 85 years old and he’s still sharper than all the GOP put together.

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 18d ago

It seems necromancer, Ted Cruz, isn't as powerful as he thought.

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u/superjaded08 18d ago

This Weekend at Bernies bit is getting old

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u/Seraphim_The_Fox North Carolina 18d ago

Wasn't this also the case with that representative from Texas(?) who was found in a nursing home after several months of absence?

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u/BeenDragonn 18d ago

Remember sleepy Joe Biden they screeched about for years...

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u/captaincanada84 Canada 18d ago

He has no idea who he is, what he's doing, or where he is

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u/Advanced-Angle8177 18d ago

Elder abuse.

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u/_IdiotSavant 18d ago

The country is in the hands of the corporations telling our politicians how to vote, at one time financially but now literally. we need the “dont tread on me” group to join the right side which will never happen. We are fucked on a sinking ship full of idiots. Im living in the hell of the worst timeline.

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