r/motorcycle • • 5h ago

Biking stunt that went wrong

78 Upvotes

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54

u/fireeight 5h ago

This started wrong.

43

u/snowHound208 5h ago

His flops actually stayed on. Fucking incredible 😂

27

u/Valkyrie-161 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bGPTxLislwm3u
Oh my goodness. What a completely unavoidable series of events. /s

Seriously though I hope they are both okay and I hope she leaves him for someone that can actually ride.

2

u/jimbojetset35 2h ago

She should be leaving him because he's a moron with no consideration for her or her safety.

5

u/HavingNotAttained 1h ago

She seemed very happy to be there, they look like two peas in a pod

2

u/jimbojetset35 1h ago

Yup, Its all fun and games until it isn't.

1

u/AssassisnCreedFan 36m ago

Grown ahh adult woman acting like she's cool on the back and you're acting like it's just the guy who's the moron?

15

u/Forsaken-Count-2738 5h ago

That hurt just to watch. Morons. Poor bike didn’t deserve that. 💔

9

u/MyBrainIsNerf 5h ago

If only there was some common way of covering your face while riding a motorcycle that also helped protect your head.

3

u/jimbojetset35 2h ago

Hey, those balaclavas are common in the uk, within the moronic youth community.

2

u/Sedative_Sediment 1h ago

Balaclavas help protect the helmet you aren't wearing against damage.

6

u/Swarfed 5h ago

I hate snapping a brake lever.

5

u/Recent-Fan3027 4h ago

That poor girl but stupid to wear shorts and no helmet

4

u/Lucky_Sprinkles557 5h ago

Almost 100% certain at least one of them lost a toe.

If you’re gonna do dumbass activities, you should prepare properly for dumbass results

5

u/earthman34 5h ago

She had a nice ass. HAD.

1

u/MonkeyPanls 50m ago

Another BBL will fix it

3

u/4rm_above 5h ago

Guess it's time for a new "backpack" lol

3

u/Plutohora 3h ago

They are both wearing balaclavas, Im assuming its Brazil. Is that usual to ride round in Balaclavas anyway? 

1

u/F4ntasticPants 2h ago

I'll bet that bike is stolen

3

u/s1nn0cence 3h ago
  • So, Grandma, how'd you get those scars on your ass?
  • Well, Janet dearest, lemme tell you. One sunny day..

2

u/electro-king 5h ago

Stupid is as stupid does 🙄

2

u/BelugaWhaleEnjoyer 4h ago

Of course the video ends right before the good part

2

u/Bikelangello 4h ago

So...don't stand on her then? Noted.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vtFZ8O85q8g3MmXK51

2

u/ibetucanifican 2h ago

Skin Skiing

2

u/Colonel-Ingus69 1h ago

They are both road crayons now! 🙄

2

u/Economy_Car_3928 5h ago

Calling that guy a stunt rider isn't even a  streach. Dudes got like zero skills 

1

u/CoffeeDetail 4h ago

Nice scars for storytelling.

1

u/jonnieggg 3h ago

Bad break up!

1

u/RicVic 2h ago

I'd be surprised if the female didn't suffer a broken pelvis out of that. Maybe a broken hip, too.

1

u/Downtown-Creme-9840 2h ago

Got exactly what they deserved. Sorry, not sorry. They had ZERO regard for others safety when they thought they were creating “content”… so F them when they get hurt.

1

u/Colonel-Ingus69 1h ago

I bet she’s not “hanging loose” any more! 🙄

1

u/matcumb 52m ago

Ass destroyed 😂

1

u/ContributionTime6151 28m ago

They finally found a cure for her herpes sores

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u/Few-Stock-3458 8m ago

Shame about the cake.

1

u/artifiz67 5h ago

No sense of weight distribution. This guy definitely failed at math.

-1

u/Academic_View_6823 5h ago

I hope her Dad taught him a lesson, and I ride.

2

u/Remarkable-Turn916 3h ago

I'd hope he'd have it coming from his own father too... I know if one of my boys done stupid shit like that I'd have a few things to say

-1

u/Comfortable_East_358 5h ago

This made me happy