r/mildlyinfuriating • • 8h ago

Ruined by Technology Autonomous driving, except for the driving part

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u/CdnTreeGuy89 8h ago

I need this guy to narrate my life

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u/aggresivenow 7h ago

STOP Treeguy! Mothahfuckah!

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u/NeuroticLensman 7h ago

Treeguy be BUUUULLLLSHITTIN'

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u/OnePaleontologist687 2h ago

Here we go with this bullshit again

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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 8h ago

smh leash your cars people

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u/eReadingAuthor 7h ago

Spay and neuter too!

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u/NotGoodName 7h ago

Should have let it drive into the hole. Then get to take a break untill someone shows up to remove it.

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u/Not_an_okama 7h ago

Bill waymo for the lost hours of work

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u/XxyxXII 47m ago

Every time I see a video like this I always wonder why people go so easy on them. Like... the Waymo has stopped. Walk up to it and rap hard on the front sensor with your knuckles. It will detect a possible collision and shut down temporarily (I've seen this done), wait for waymo service to fix it, costing the company way more money and making it turn around. No need to go out of your way to let it through...

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u/govunah 7h ago

These guys need speed up digging the hole. It wasn't all the way across. And there's surely a better place for those steel plates

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u/kauymattyman 8h ago

I had a 30m convo with my asshole boss on why fully autonomous all the time isn't a good idea. He smirks like a gremlin and said it's been perfected

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u/GhostKW 7h ago

I’ve worked on construction sites long enough to know how much we rely on flaggers to keep workers safe. If a human driver ignores a flagger, there are clear consequences. But if a "Waymo" drives straight past one, who’s accountable here? As an engineer I’m not comfortable having autonomous vehicles moving around an active site when nobody can clearly explain who takes responsibility if someone gets hurt. I’d rather keep them out until that’s figured out, this technology is still far from perfect unfortunately.

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u/redclawx 6h ago

The company needs to be held accountable. CA has laws on the books specifically for autonomous vehicles. I don’t know why every other state doesn’t and the states need to be reactive to this.

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u/brownsdragon 6h ago

Honestly, if they already aren't, governments should start fining the companies that make the automatic cars for every illegal decision those things make. Maybe that'll get them to pay attention. 

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u/HoneyBadger_Cares 6h ago

Yeh but tech bros hire tech bro lobbyists that pay law makers good money to not bother them

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u/Redditcadmonkey 3h ago

Fair..

Where are the points on that driver’s license??

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u/Lopsided_Flight_2986 7h ago

I’ve always felt it’s an all or nothing sort of thing. Either all vehicles are autonomous and fully connected to each other at all times or not in which case the system doesn’t work and these cars shouldn’t be on the street because they are very poor at judging situations for themselves.

I’ve always expected it to be like a grid type system like how the cars in iRobot work for example.

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u/IlliniDawg01 7h ago

Yep. Certain roadways should have electronic grids that all cars can "snap" into, but as soon as you leave the grid, all cars should be full manual/human operation.

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u/Canadian_dalek 5h ago

So trains?

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u/likeikelike 2h ago

Software-defined trains!

Except they seat 1-3 instead of hundreds

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u/mcampo84 6h ago

It took me way too long to realize you weren't having a 30 meter conversation as though that's a thing that people do.

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 8h ago

How is this a convo? It is obviously a good idea _if you can achieve it_, almost tautologically so. Having a human half-pay attention is a bandaid, but that's where things are today.

That Waymo has a remote operator, but the vehicle didn't escalate to them because it thought that was a normal stop sign.

If a way hadn't opened up, a human would get pinged to take over (they don't drive it directly, but they start telling it where to drive towards)

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u/AnimalBolide 7h ago

I think they're arguing that it will never be able to examine situations and come up with safe options on the fly like a human can. They're arguing against the edge cases, I think, like this. Obviously, to a human, the road is inaccessible.

And of course you can argue that we're still in the infancy of autonomous cars, but there will always be edge cases, and almost every fix for them in these situations are in hindsight.

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 7h ago

Except you can't rely on humans for the edge cases is the point.

If the human isn't already paying full attention, hitting them with a "think fast!" actually goes worse than the AVs tend to do

There's an entire field of study around this called human factors. At the end of the day the goal should 100% be full autonomy, or no autonomy. Halfway is the worst, but Waymo is easily the company making the fastest progress out of that valley.

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I don't also think this video is as damning as the comments are making it out to be fwiw: there many humans who would stop at that stop sign, then continue forward and wait for them to move out of the way.

And I don't mean a gotcha like the dumbest 1%... I mean on an average day that is probably happening constantly, and the main difference is normally someone might shout and the driver to go around.

If anything I trust the Waymo not to have hit someone if they got in the way more than the human who gets in the same situation and starts panicking and trying to back out.

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u/AnimalBolide 7h ago

Sure.

Until your car drives you off of a cliff because it confuses it for a road.

You have to realize the difference between human lack-of-attention and a robotic completely inability to regard what it's seeing.

That's likely why they said "all the time".

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u/kauymattyman 7h ago

You are really good at dissecting what I meant!

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u/AnimalBolide 7h ago

Don't mean to put words in your mouth, I felt like that commentor missed the mark, though.

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u/kauymattyman 7h ago

No no I meant it as a genuine compliment haha. You managed to catch the essence of what I was saying from the little snippets. Just thought it was neat :)

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 7h ago

Humans don't inherently regard what we're seeing anymore than an AV does, and I'm extremely concerned if you drive on public roads and think that you do.

Every single day humans die because they thought the open road was in front of them... and instead it was another car, or a construction zone, or even a cliff.

And it's not that the driver didn't see these things: they often saw them, were not paying attention, and did not regard them.

AVs have plenty of actual problems, you don't need to invent an alternate reality where human cognition is infallible to address them.

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u/kauymattyman 7h ago

Yeah Animal got it right with what I was saying.

I mean it's self demonstrated that edge cases are hard here.

And I just hope not to witness edge cases at pace involving people.

Humans are conscious and a machine simply isn't. But I could get comfortable with a combination of the 2.

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u/sicilian504 BLUE 4h ago

Sounds like a Tesla fanboy.

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u/Drfoxthefurry 2h ago

nothing is perfect
except for the quake fast inverse square root

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u/ligregni 43m ago

Very likely he drives even worse...

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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 6h ago

Plenty of humans do this shit all the time LOL so this car doesn't really seem like that big of an issue.

Looks like it's just a normal human driver to me

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u/Jijonbreaker1 8h ago

If society were logical, the company executives would be the one to arrest for driving like this. They put it on the road, they get held responsible for it.

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u/impossibletree26 8h ago

At minimum they should be paying massive fines anytime this shit happens. A person doing this would surely be ticketed and fined.

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u/AdjNounNumbers 8h ago

I'm going to just put a Waymo decal on my truck and just do what I want now. Thanks for the idea

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u/impossibletree26 7h ago

You'll just have to jump into the back seat when you get pulled over. Life hack.

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u/edsavage404 7h ago

He talking to the car like its a dog 🤣

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u/guhman123 6h ago

"it's autonomous TRAVELING!" - sovereign citizen who strangely supports waymos

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u/Slickity 7h ago

Hey they kinda validated waymo's shitty aggressive driving by letting it move past

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u/FlorpFlap 7h ago

The fuck you supposed to do, tell it to stop?

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u/Slickity 4h ago

Yea no doubt the construction workers chose the path of least resistance. Can't fault them.

Otherwise, let the waymo wig out and figure out what to do. If it strikes equipment, call the police and let them sort it out and file insurance claims. Harder and more work so I get it not doing it.

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u/Mercurydriver 7h ago

If I were the excavator operator, I would have smashed the front end of the Waymo. When they inevitably ask why that was necessary, I would say that the vehicle entered a construction zone illegally, and that I had to stop the Waymo car to prevent it from causing an accident/injuries to my crew.

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u/LucasG04 6h ago

Sure you would, bud

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u/ConclusionLate4133 8h ago

These shouldn’t be on the road

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u/Snoo-32071 8h ago

It looks like a toy car operated by a 4 yr old.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 6h ago

Lmao I love this guys narration

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 8h ago

Hahahah I fucking love the dudes doing the commentary 

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u/MaudeAlp 7h ago

Would have called a tow. Impound it.

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u/Omega_art 4h ago

Next time put that jack hammer through the engine block in self defence.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7h ago

(I think the jaguar switched to manual home office control)

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u/pigeon-check 7h ago

Waymo took my wife Waymo

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u/ConservativeHat 7h ago

Wait for self driving bobcats and dozers

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u/iury221 5h ago

Towns need to ticket every of that car for every traffic violation(they already ticketed for parking) Just imagine how the city budget will be boosted.

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u/TheSodomeister 8h ago

I see Mike Epps is working road construction now

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u/LoanDebtCollector 7h ago

I was thinking of Damon Wayans

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u/optoph 7h ago

Charge the CEO as though they were driving it. Problem will be solved very quickly.

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u/PotatoesAndChill 7h ago

I see the comments being pretty very negative about Waymo.

These situations are not that common, and when they do happen, there's rarely any danger. It's mostly a mild inconvenience, where someone has to deal with a driverless car that's in the way until the remote operators fix it.

And on the flip side, think about how many accidents are being prevented by replacing potentially drunk/distracted/tired/angry uber drivers with these robots that are fully aware of their surroundings 100% of the time.

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u/CobaltCaterpillar 7h ago

Yeah, lol?

This is quite mild? Also quite impressive it seems to respond to any human hand gestures/direction at all?!

Meanwhile, you could make a feature length film every week (or perhaps every hour?) of human motorists failing to move on a green light while texting, swerving while texting, driving drunk, running red lights, aggressive tailgating, making dangeorus/bad passes, crashing into each other, road raging on a schoolbus, backing over kids, mixing up brake and accelerator, and more?!

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u/choadspanker RED 6h ago

for every waymo doing what it did in this video there are 1000 human drivers blowing through construction sites except they're also texting/drunk/road raging and going way faster. if i was standing out there i'd rather be facing a waymo every time

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 7h ago

Stop typically means continue when the area is clear, and the area was clear as far as it could see. They might have different logic if the guy was actually holding the sign. But that's also just an assumption on my part.

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u/aguywithbrushes 2h ago

They do, there’s a video somewhere out there of some guy fucking with a waymo by showing and hiding a stop sign it on repeat so the Waymo keeps starting and stopping.

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u/Ill-Introduction2736 3h ago

That's way mo than mildly infuriating!

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u/ThrowRA_That_Owl_25 3h ago

This is one mouthy contruction worker.

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u/GarThor_TMK 2h ago

This guy's too nice...

I'da let it fall in the hole... >_>

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u/SoulReddit13 2h ago

Feel like if the guy was holding ta stop sign instead of his phone it would've stopped 

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u/BenjaminLOST 2h ago

This video made me remember that I could have fun on this app. Thank you.

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u/PierogiCoyote 1h ago

We use the same sign to mean stop and wait at gates and school crossings or it could mean stop and then go at an intersection. The sign was propped up so the car got confused and though it was an intersection.

This is an extremely dangerous example of autonomous vehicles being unable to apply context to a situation that would be obvious to most human drivers.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 1h ago

They gotta put a button on the hood or something that just sends a notification to Waymo for one of their remote drivers to take over. Maybe a QR code. I don't know. Someone figure that out.

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u/Less-Inflation5072 34m ago

This guy needs to voice an animated character

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u/BolaViola 9m ago

Those are a liability

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u/AvEptoPlerIe 8h ago

Fuck these things. 

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u/Sufficient_Energy_32 5h ago

Drives just like a real California driver

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u/realUnknown12 8h ago

yee yee ass haircut

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u/hiimtoddornot 5h ago

as much as that guy is getting paid to stand there, the car didn't crash and got around multiple obstacles in the road

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u/Anti_Up_Up_Down 1h ago

Seems like it worked out well

Only flaw is the construction workers didn't know how to immediately contact Waymo for a remote driver to take over

Seems like something Waymo needs to figure out for expanded coverage across the US

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u/Apprehensive_Web_800 8h ago

why is this e-waste allowed?

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u/Jets237 7h ago
  1. this is the future... yay?

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u/Various-Egg-156 7h ago

Keep spray paint handy.....

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u/15th_imp 8h ago

what's even the point of it if no one is sitting inside? is it just used for deliveries?

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 8h ago

It still needs to pick up passengers like any other taxi

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u/brohampton538 6h ago

hahahahaha
Waymo! Hey Waymo!
This Waymo stupi'er than a MOTHER fuck

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u/JCFlyingDutchman 5h ago

It would probably be less confused about a tyre pressure sensor....

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u/TryTraditional5787 5h ago

Waymo be bullshittin

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u/potatochainsaw 5h ago

i didn't know they still made jaguars.

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u/rajub4u 2h ago

Why people just fo up these cars lol we ain't getting anything futuristic in the future if we act like monkies ... move on haters

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u/Expert_Green_2816 5h ago

We’re not gonna talk about how that back right wheel is not moving but the car is?

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u/ck17350 5h ago

$5 you’re high.

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u/LoneSocialRetard 5h ago

Frequency of the spokes is close to matching that of the video

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u/Da_Question 4h ago

If rpm is similar to fps you get it where it looks like it isn't moving. There are tons of examples of this for different stuff.