r/mildlyinfuriating • u/daddybloodbath • 8h ago

That's not milk This was $16. Tell me what it is

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 8h ago

YOU paid for it, you tell us WTF it is.

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u/crypticalman 8h ago

Thank you. Thank you. This person needed that.

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u/macklin_sob 5h ago

And has offered no follow up? OP is the worst.

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u/bigtime_porgrammer 8h ago

What is it? A bad decision on how to use your money, apparently.

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u/Capable_Boat_4450 5h ago

It's dead not sure what it was before it died but it's dead now

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u/daddybloodbath 4h ago

I ordered a tuna sandwich. I received grey sea slab.

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u/blue-anon 4h ago

THAT'S tuna???!!! Oof.

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u/ishpatoon1982 3h ago

Honestly, after studying the picture for 3 minutes, I came to the conclusion that it almost HAS to be Tuna at the very least.

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u/FlukyFish 4h ago

Bigger question is, did you eat it, and did it taste better or worse than it looks?

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u/-kalaxiancrystals- 4h ago

I thought this was Italian beef

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u/dph3onix 4h ago

You should’ve asked them to open you a fresh tube.

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u/These-Performance128 4h ago

The seeded bun is screaming Philadelphia

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u/ciopobbi 2h ago

The single spinach leaf is a nice touch. Shows the chef really cared.

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u/Jaspy_k 1h ago

I thought maybe turkey that was very unwell

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u/MasterWinstonWolf 6h ago

Exactly...you pay $16 to hold SH!T in your hand and you expect us to explain it..

https://giphy.com/gifs/XDRoTw2Fs6rlIW7yQL

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u/icehot54321 8h ago

Jenkem sammy .. my mom used to make them.

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u/ConspiracyConifer 8h ago

Seems a bit solid for jenkem, don’t you think?

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u/NonCreditableHuman 7h ago

It's organic, free range.

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u/ESPandENGL69 8h ago

LMFAO!!!!!

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u/Painiskeyy 8h ago

Jail...Jail for you and the person who made it

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u/Unable-Confusion-822 7h ago

No trial, no nothing.

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u/Altruistic-Report-30 6h ago

Seems a fitting response!

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u/Sretep44 8h ago

Tuna

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u/Horrified-Onlooker 8h ago

O Fortuna, perhaps.

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u/_Ubesawft_ 7h ago

Unfortunate-tuna is more appropriate

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u/MaddoxGoodwin 7h ago

Looks like Bib Fortuna

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 6h ago

The chicken shit of the sea.

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u/fatherof472 8h ago

Please tell me it at least tasted good, because it looks like a soaked bundle of those shitty brown paper towels

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u/Dish_Minimum 7h ago

Really does look similar tho

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u/Ordinary-Plane-4513 8h ago

So specific yet so accurate

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u/go-for-Banjo PURPLE 7h ago

Yeah, I thought the exact same thing. Oddly more specific, in my brain I thought “is that a sandwich made of wet elementary school bathroom paper towels?”

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 7h ago

Oh that’s it ! You nailed it ! Arby’s

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u/Extension-Damage8597 2h ago

What did Homer Simpson say once, "I'm so hungry I could eat at an Arby's."

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u/hurriedwarples 8h ago

Omg, this is SO accurate! 😂

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u/TekieScythe Found my Zen 8h ago

That's a $16 lesson to never eat there again; is what that is.

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u/rabies_peppermint 8h ago

did they give you a cat food sandwich or something

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u/BrokebackMounting 6h ago

My money's on a combination tuna-meatball sub, otherwise known as the "Goblin Surf-and-Turf"

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u/1mCanniba1 6h ago

You didn't have to say that... Now the concept is going to be stuck in my brain forever.

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u/Temporary-Mention-29 4h ago

Just like Uncle Glorbo used to make

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u/DavThoma 4h ago

Wait... you can do that? Oh I am going to disgust so many people with my lunch choice tomorrow.

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u/FriedPuppy 2h ago

I was actually at a Subway shop when someone came in and ordered this exact thing. I was horrified and disgusted as well as the guy making the sandwich.

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u/Dry-Performance8459 5h ago

I chuckled. And your names is broke back mounting. I chuckled again.

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u/SwervinWest 6h ago

Whoa that’s an interesting combo.

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u/SuperSaiyanBen 2h ago

I got a Tuna Melt, I got a Meatball Sub, I got a combination Tuna Melt and Meatball Sub!

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u/gxbcab 2h ago

I worked at a Jersey Mike’s back in the day and we used to have a regular that would order this Mike’s Way (lettuce tomato onion oil and vinegar)

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 5h ago

50/50, its either a Tuna Sub or a War Crime.

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u/theroosterillusion01 4h ago

50/50 it's either a Tuna sub or a warcrime.

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u/Optimal-Cat-8117 8h ago

Milk steak, medium rare

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u/Affectionate_Bid5042 8h ago

Wtf milk steak?! I've never heard of this.

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u/OLacAlmost 8h ago

Just put down milk steak. And ghouls!

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u/EducationHumble3832 8h ago

Little green ghouls!

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u/LostMy8yrAcct 7h ago

She’ll know what it is.

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u/Kromting 7h ago

She'll know what it is

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u/Frozen_Spoon93 8h ago

Lol this is it

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u/izzrav 7h ago

Really sad tuna???? I have no idea what else it could be...

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u/fury420 7h ago

Lol I just posted calling it really sad tuna, and then refreshed to see you'd also described it the exact same way at the same moment.

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u/AmeliaMynx 8h ago

A waste of money, that's what it is 😭

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u/No-Industry-488 8h ago

Dryer lint sandwich

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u/Unlikely-Aside-6078 8h ago

I think it's somewhere between an insult and assault

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u/TheseNewtz 8h ago

It’s visually assaulting me.

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u/BurntBridgesMusic 8h ago

Looks like a fucked up ban mi with the pork/chicken sausage

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u/MargotFenring 8h ago

A bahn mi made by someone who doesn't care what a bahn mi is.

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u/Realistic-Bad872 5h ago

It’s an opportunity to reflect on the life choices that brought you to this disturbing fork in the road

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u/Faster-Rabbit328 8h ago

Is that those brown cheap paper towels restaurants and schools use??

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u/dankestmaymayonearth 8h ago

Is that wet paper towels from a middle school on bread?

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 7h ago

It’s the Foi Gras Chalupa from Taco Bell

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u/benjislew 8h ago

Looks like a bundle of wet socks.

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u/giftedzaboomafu 8h ago

“A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else”.

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u/OkTemperature8170 8h ago

Actual recording from OP placing the order.

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u/Arianawy 7h ago

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u/lingo_linguistics 6h ago

Looks gross in pictures but this could be fire. The weird color is because of the ungodly amount of white American cheese mixed with the beef

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u/Arianawy 6h ago

People say it’s the best steak and cheese in Maine so I believe it

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u/bigmetalguy6 7h ago

This is what everybody thinks Arby’s is

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u/antihuman420 8h ago

Nice dirty paper towel you got there

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u/Public-Emu-7595 1h ago

Kinda looks like tuna but im really not sure

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u/EngagedInConvexation 7h ago

My cat makes these for free.

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u/OpportunityReal2767 6h ago

I’m guessing that’s a take on a Philadelphia roast pork sandwich.

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u/Serenaded 2h ago

59% chicken (only the assholes and asshole lining), 40% soy, 1% salt and pepper

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u/Stoned_Canadian_1 2h ago

Spinach and Sock on Hot dog bun. Wouldn’t pay that much. My bundle of socks is like $7. Could get pack of buns (with seeds) for like $3. And few bucks of spinach, you could have Spinach and Sock buns for a week at least.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 8h ago

Looks like a Tuna Sandwich. Question is, why are you paying $16 for a tuna sandwich?

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u/bellboy718 8h ago

Looks like tuna loaf if there is such a thing. The only thing I recognize is the bread and the cheese underneath that thing.. actually it looks like prefab Gyro, but it’s gray

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u/MNgrown2299 8h ago

It’s a shitty lookin sandwich.

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 8h ago

That's called a disappointment. That's what it is.

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u/Educational-Quote-22 8h ago

It looks like regret?🤢

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u/JakusPancakus 8h ago

A $15 profit

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u/Evening-Ad-7042 7h ago

Dog vomit and all they had to pick it up was that bun top

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u/_Anoxia 5h ago

A leaf in the mud

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u/LongjumpingNewt9708 8h ago

Is this one of those philly pork sandwiches?

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u/Reapur-CPL 8h ago

That was my first thought

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u/HarriettDubman 5h ago

The broccoli rabe made me think the same

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u/Reapur-CPL 5h ago

Are we all from Philly or all Kyle Kinane fans?

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u/PrincessDoll420 4h ago

Im from Philly and they don’t look like resident evil food

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u/SudsierBoar 8h ago

Tuna salad with sun-dried tomatoes on a soft bed of fresh spinach leafs

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 8h ago

Tuna fish sandwich?

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u/WilderMindz0102 8h ago

A waste of 16 bucks

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u/StickerMan78 8h ago

Dirty paper towel in a bun?

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u/random-user2025 2h ago

uncooked gyro meat?

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u/Ok-Grape2063 8h ago

$16 you'll never see again

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u/donnytrump_69 8h ago

Half a 6 inch subway that was sitting in a bin for a week?

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u/barelylethal10 8h ago

How about you tell me what it was supposed to be

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u/CommunityHot7388 8h ago

Looks like a sandwich full of school napkins

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u/Lostworld_Arc 8h ago

It was a wasted 16$ is what it is

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u/globalirishcp 8h ago

Some kind of vegan offering?

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u/Salty-Plankton-5079 8h ago

Grounds for a refund

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u/collector-x 8h ago

Isn't it obvious. It's cat food pa`te with a spinache leaf.

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u/Darkest_Rahl 8h ago

A poor decision. That's what it is.

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u/Secret-Raspberry3063 8h ago

Cat food on a bun?

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 7h ago

Something from Subway.

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u/Rfun2024 7h ago

shit on a shingle?

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u/stircrazyathome 7h ago

A Mississippi gas station’s godforsaken take on a pork bahn mi?

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u/MagicBreadRoll PURPLE 7h ago

A disappointment

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u/itsstanny 7h ago

A waste of $16

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u/StandardDeluxe3000 7h ago

old wiping cloth they found behind the toilet.

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u/Stardust_Nightmare 5h ago

You tell me, you ordered it.

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 4h ago

Looks like a tamale on piece of spinach on a sesame roll ?

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u/Bright-Awareness6089 3h ago

I hope you returned it for a refund. That is straight up garbage.

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u/ActualKeanuReeves 2h ago

If i had to guess… Id say its a rip off

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u/yamaha6336 8h ago

Did you get this at Panera bread?

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u/Kalkin93 8h ago

No idea but it doesn't look appetising.

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u/Ronin_BullseYe 8h ago

Tuna on Seasame with Spinach

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u/AFreakingCapitalist 8h ago

I can tell you what it isn't, which is $16.

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u/Alert-Environment-17 8h ago

Tuna pate with spinach on a seeded bread roll.
Looks grim.

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u/WInativemm 8h ago

Is this another Subway post?

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u/ATX2ANM 8h ago

Are we sure this isn’t the famous pink slime?

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u/PrismaticHospitaller 8h ago

First glance I thought it was a somehow double sided fat-on sirloin that was boiled.

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u/JHSD7 8h ago

Boiled chicken on top of a roll 🤣

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u/Educational_March_94 8h ago

Some sort of demented turkey burger?

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u/Grymflyk 8h ago

Other than disgusting, I don't have a clue.

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u/Kevelle68 8h ago

Gross.

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u/Backyard_Batman46 8h ago

A disappointment

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u/Treday237 8h ago

Is that a shit sandwich?

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u/VelvetFog82 8h ago

Are it's insides now on its outsides or did it come like that?

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u/nernernernerner 8h ago

Wet cardboard?

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u/TeaKingMac 8h ago

Milk steak sandwich?

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u/Melodic_Caregiver 8h ago

Poop from a butt

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 8h ago

I have access to a mass spectrometer device - let’s test it.

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u/Only_Connection_5480 8h ago

Depression as a food

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u/Zestyclose-Toe8188 8h ago

Looks like a wet napkin on top of a peace of bread

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u/Ok_Foot1988 7h ago

Meat paste

Kinda makes me think of cat food?

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u/Wild_Score_224 7h ago

A single wilted spinach leaf languishing between some kind of roast beef...loaf?...and an inside out hoagie roll. With two bits of pimento for color?

Why did this happen?

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u/PepsiSheep 7h ago

A mistake

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u/North_Signature9297 7h ago

[on loudspeaker] Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."

Quote from the 1979 movie Meatballs.😃

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u/th3critic 7h ago

Looks like a bad attempt at a roast pork and broccoli rabe sandwich.

This is a hate crime in Philly.

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u/giftopherz 7h ago

A stake. A mistake

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u/TeachingDiligent2216 7h ago

What the hell kind of sandwich is this? $16 maybe $.16. Whoever got that for you, or made that for you, deserves to be shot.

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u/Maleficent_Bar920 7h ago

Rat sandwich

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u/biggaycat 6h ago

It looks too pale and unhealthy to be cat food.

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u/tonycomputerguy 5h ago

A crime against humanity?

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u/Realistic_Scale_9286 3h ago

Food Poisoning

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u/iamcode101 2h ago

It looks like the slime mold that grew in the backyard once.

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u/kattoutofthebag 1h ago

Pate nestled in a bed of spinach lying on sesame seed flatbread.

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u/KrinkRobbieZ 1h ago

OMG, I hope you did not eat that lump of-whatever that is.

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u/No-Interview4626 32m ago

Yucky, Mucky, What the Fucky

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u/UnimpressedPooglet 8h ago

Cat vomit on a upside down bun with a leaf for decoration

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 8h ago

I can’t identify what that is.

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u/guys_pm_urprettyface 8h ago

Mush with a leaf and bread

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u/Rainicornpuppy 8h ago

Looks like a very sad gyro 🥙

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u/No_Republic_1781 8h ago

That's not gonna get eaten is what is it

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u/GenericReditAccount 8h ago

I’m going with roast pork

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u/Mendinso 8h ago

Probably the worst crime I've ever seen...

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u/altmannnn3 8h ago

Hummus and bread?

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u/Strip-lashes 8h ago

Soggy brown paper towel

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u/Southern-Ad-7363 8h ago

looks like tuna that had cling wrap over it

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u/ringobob 8h ago

It's a smandblich