r/mildlyinfuriating • u/gidgetgoeshawaii • 13h ago
ಠ_ಠTesla parked in between no parking signs with a "we need critical thinking" bumper magnet. đđ
They also have a magnet for the rainbow flag anti-elon Tesla club. And they left their dog in the car. I hate fascists.
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u/DanNeider 12h ago
Super weird enlarging the image to see if I can figure out what state this is in, and then realize I know where it is and live a quarter mile from there.
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u/Helpful-Conference13 11h ago
I swore that I was reading the road name wrong but alas
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u/DanNeider 11h ago
In a sense you might be; the street is presumably named after Cretin Hall, a Saint Thomas building on it, itself named after Joseph CrĂŠtin. It's not referencing the term "Cretin"
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u/Helpful-Conference13 10h ago
That accent does a lot of heavy lifting because my first thought was thatâs a crazy name for a street đ but that definitely makes sense thatâs named after somebody
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u/SayRaySF 11h ago
Yeah sure parking where you arenât suppsed to isnât good, but calling the fascist just makes you look like a Redditor mod escaping from their basement
Itâs an old ass Tesla, they prolly had it for a while already
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u/TommyYonkers 7h ago
Op clearly needs critical thinking. This is not during the winter, therefore this person is in a legal spot.
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u/Elluminated 4h ago
Exactly right. Typical Reddit morons not understanding what they see vs what the equally slow OP says.
The sign says between 2am and 7am, Tuesdayâs December 1 to March 1, this looks to be outside that window being no snowplows required in fucking summer/fall.
Also, was dog mode enabled which keeps the cabin cool automatically? This doesnât seem to be the problem OP thinks it is and not enough details were provided for the amount of ragebait people clutching their pearls hoped for. Correct me if Iâm wrong here but this screams nothing burger. Sounds like OP was exactly who those bumper stickers were about, and OP just self-owned. đđ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
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u/allupya333 3h ago
Hes not supposed to park between the signs but like.. its not a big deal lmfao. Certainly not worth bitching abt on here so immaturely
If it was a jeep or smth no one would ever care
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u/ernyc3777 12h ago
Theyâre parked legally.
Read the sign.
No parking between signs Tuesday 2AM-7AM Dec 1 - March 1
Itâs not winter and itâs Sunday anyway.
If it was no parking between signs anytime the second sign wouldnât be necessary because it would be 24/7/365.
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u/ComeAndGetYourPug 11h ago edited 11h ago
These signs could really be interpreted so many different ways they need to just scrap them.
It makes 0 sense to be allowed to block that sidewalk every hour of the day except for 2-7am on Tuesdays in the winter.
I interpret them as 2 different rules: "no parking between the signs (always)" AND "No parking Tuesday 2AM-7AM Dec 1 - March 1 (for the rest of the street because of plowing)"How do I know for plowing? Because the 2nd set of signs says that, which ALSO doesn't make sense because why tf would a snow plow only plow between 2 signs? Why doesn't the first set of signs say that? Shitty sign planning.
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u/Colossus252 10h ago
Other context given in the comments clarifies that the entire length of the street has the "no parking Tuesdays" signs. These two posts specifically also have the "no parking between these" signs. So with that info, it can be deduced that the area between the signs is always off limits.
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u/ernyc3777 11h ago
Tuesdays December - March is covered by always so the second sign wouldnât be necessary.
You only canât park there for 5 hours on Tuesday half the year.
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u/gay_rower 11h ago
I think it's no parking every Tuesday from 2am - 7am all year, due to trash collection, and then December 1 - March 1, due to plowing. I interpreted them as separate statements.
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u/Trash-god96 10h ago
Why are they collecting garbage in the middle of the night? I thought that the 2-7 was for plowing the roads before people have to drive on them, and then Tuesdays in general because of long hours for trash collection.
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u/gay_rower 10h ago
Yeah, that makes more sense. The signs are not written well at all. Four different people reading them could each have their own justified interpretations.
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u/Trash-god96 10h ago
I think in any instance, parking there is completely justified. If the signs don't make any sense, critical thinking can't do anything to help.
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u/metallaholic 10h ago
Yeah donât think we need a night plow lane in the fall. Maybe the bigger issue is the signs suck
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u/SaintBellyache 10h ago
Why would they only plow that little stretch?
Obviously the plow warning is for the whole street and thereâs probably more signs along the street. The between the signs is all the time.
Itâs a stupid design but not hard to figure out
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u/ernyc3777 10h ago
Itâs not for the plow or it would be like that the whole street and more than just Tuesday.
Someone else in the thread reverse searched and researched and found that this street gets garbage service on Tuesday. And that building has rolling bins they put on an arm on the side that dumps it. This lets them service the customers.
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u/SaintBellyache 9h ago
So they only get trash service in the winter?
Thatâs my point. Itâs probably the whole street getting plowed every tues in the winter
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u/ernyc3777 9h ago
No but with the snow build up that little side walk is where they park the arm and wheel the bins to. They can go through the grass the rest of the year.
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u/Po0opyCatButt 10h ago
I don't think you're correct, and the signs apply separately(except for the "between signs" signs which clearly refer to each other).
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u/Substantial-Rip-340 13h ago
Did you happen to think what day it is?
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u/your_catfish_friend 13h ago edited 13h ago
I agree that the signs are a little confusing, but the way to correctly interpret them is separately:
No parking Tuesday 2-7 am (presumably both before and after the sign) and 2.
No parking (period) between signs.
Edit: I donât know whatâs wrong with Redditâs formatting. Iâve tried re-writing this comment several times with different punctuation and itâs just garbled. Sorry
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u/CAustin3 12h ago
Checked it (using super creepy AI locating tools, so I'm going to hell, but I needed to resolve an Internet debate).
This is probably from St. Paul, Minnesota. Their public works sanitation service has hours and months matching the service. The small pathway is to roll garbage bins back and forth to the garbage truck that uses that spot in posted hours. The spot is illegal to park in during the hours that the trucks use that spot (posted), but is legal to park in otherwise.
The Tesla is parked legally. The original poster did not notice or did not understand the signs. Sorry to anyone who got invested in this argument.
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u/longbongstrongdong 11h ago edited 11h ago
2210 Marshall Ave, St. Paul MN. These signs are directly in front of an apartment building. I assume that space is supposed to be kept clear for picking up and dropping off people, mail carriers delivering mail, that kind of stuff.
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u/DanNeider 11h ago
The intersection is Marshall/Cretin. I don't know what the TF you are talking about, but the Tesla is not parked legally. Garbage trucks use the alleys in Saint Paul. Did AI tell you that thing you just confidently stated about garbage bins?
Edit to add; while I don't know the specifics here, those signs are often placed where people with mobility issues live so they can on/offboard Metro Mobility shuttles.
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u/Doctorsl1m 12h ago
If that is true, the no parking between signs would be irrelevant which doesnt seem too likely imo.
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u/gidgetgoeshawaii 13h ago
It's no parking everyday in between those two signs. It is no parking the whole block on Tuesday.
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u/barbiedollhaze 13h ago
Well those signs are confusing as hell. Iâd park there tbh.
And Iâm the kind of person that fills out the online 311 form to report someone half blocking the sidewalk in my neighborhood.
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u/InterstellarChange 12h ago
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u/Ok-Butterscotch-5786 3h ago
Right. The whole street is like that. Then that little section has additional rules.
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u/VisibleTour6803 12h ago
You tried so hard to make this person look bad because the stickers on the car offended you and you couldnât even get that right đ
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u/spinstartshere 13h ago
On some Tuesdays.
But yes, the all-year-round parking restriction is very unclear when the sign is paired with the seasonal parking restriction. There needs to be a better way to represent those parking restrictions.
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u/TellTaleTimeLord 13h ago
This ticket would easily get thrown out because those signs are not clear at all
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u/gidgetgoeshawaii 13h ago
There are the no Tuesday parking signs all down the block though. It's really no unclear if you are parking
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u/rman18 13h ago
Thereâs also the white line indicating where the parking area is. If they donât want folks to park between the signs then it should be yellow with diagonal lines through it
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u/Birdperson15 12h ago
Maybe instead of judging and trying to shame people you should try to be a little understanding.
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u/TellTaleTimeLord 13h ago
If there's this much debate in the comments about it then the conduct prohibited is clearly not defined well enough for most reasonable people to understand
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u/Rude-Pudding-7237 11h ago
Between 2am-7am for plowing⌠did they leave it all night with their dog in it?
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u/spinstartshere 13h ago
Or the time of the day?
Or the month of the year that the time of that particular day falls on?
OP, I think the Tesla driver's bumper sticker is aimed specifically at people like you.
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u/fourbutthick 12h ago
Itâs hard to understand tbh. Is it no parking and then clarifying the hours and days or is it no parking always and then the other sign wouldnât be needed.
Honestly which one. Who knows. Who cares. Parking is a scam.
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u/Error-Mountain 7h ago
They have an anti Elon sticker on the car and call them fascist? They are your side side commie. Double no critical thinking here.
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u/TaxNo2158 10h ago
If the car has Dog Mode on, leaving them in there is fine. How would that make them fascists, anyway?
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u/Free-Marionberry624 8h ago
Anything disliked by some Redditors is âfascistâ. The meaning of the word is lost.
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u/Worth_Bend1435 10h ago
Shhh. This is reddit. If you own a Tesla then you're automatically a fascist.
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u/Blazed-n-Dazed 13h ago
I kinda like it cuz we do need critical thinking, like how the placement of these signs make no sense and serve what purpose? Maybe they parked there as a statement đ.
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u/dcr33313 9h ago
This is not a new Model 3, so not fair to call them Fascists. Personally, Iâd get rid of the car, but not everyone is in the situation where they can do that easily. And the car has a dog mode, so are you sure it wasnât left in dog mode? And as so many others have said, they are not parked illegally.
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u/Bittybellie 3h ago
Honestly they could keep it just because how many other vehicles have something similar to dog mode? If they use it often thatâs reason enough to keep an old (probably) paid off carÂ
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u/Pencil161 13h ago
The number of comments in here mocking OP for not being able to read when it's the commenters themselves who've failed to comprehend all the signs is hilarious.
"No Parking Between the Signs" has no date or time restrictions.
"No Parking [Tuesdays, etc.]" refers to the entire block being a "Night Plow Route" from December to March.
The car is parked illegally between the two "No Parking Between the Signs" signs.
OP is owed some apologies.
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u/InterstellarChange 12h ago
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u/Ok-Butterscotch-5786 2h ago
No, just the one between the "no parking between signs" signs. Because it isn't Tuesday night in winter.
Also, that sign is definitely not 20' away. It has a different day on it and someone else already outed you on that.
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u/SantaFeRay 11h ago
All of the confusion could have been avoided if the city just put âany timeâ at the bottom of the no parking signs. And marking the pavement would be smart too.
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u/Substantial-Rip-340 13h ago
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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 12h ago
"no parking between signs" always come in pairs. it means in between the two of them, and it is not paired with the other signs. those two signs are specifically to not block the sidewalk that you can see, is blocked, in the picture.
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u/InterstellarChange 13h ago
No parking 2-7am, Dec1-Mar1 for nighttime snow plowing. Otherwise it's 1Hr parking 9-4pm. The Tesla has Dog Mode to keep the AC on for pets. All cars pictured are parked legally.
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u/uwill1der 12h ago
this is incorrect. There are multiple restrictions
Block: 1 hr parking between 9am-4pm all year
Block: no parking Tuesday nights for snow plow Dec-March
This spot: no parking to allow walkway access at all times
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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 13h ago
They're driving a tesla with an anti elon sticker
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u/ComprehensiveWind437 13h ago
Iâve seen stickers that say âI bought this before Elon went crazyâ or something similar
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u/barbiedollhaze 13h ago
Not everyone can afford to just sell their car for a new one when the founder turns out to be a facist.
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u/Cornettino 11h ago
Elon was always a piece of shit. Itâs more about when everyone was made aware
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u/Vert_DaFerk 50m ago
If they willingly spent money on a Tesla, they have plenty of money and they don't know what to do with it.
He more than likely has some kind high paying braindead job to fit his braindead lifestyle, like a trash collector. Or upper management in [insert any corporation here].
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u/barbiedollhaze 44m ago
A model 3 was like 35k* new. Thatâs not baller money.
Updated correct price.
Itâs more than I would spend on a car, but less than the average American.
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u/Helpful-Conference13 11h ago
Teslas have a dog mode. Did you check to see the big screen if it said it?
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u/explictlyrics 9h ago
Maybe if you had critical thinking you would have read the entire sign before you posted this.
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u/Elluminated 4h ago
Exactly right.
The sign says between 2am and 7am, Tuesdayâs December 1 to March 1, this looks to be outside that window being no snowplows required in fucking summer/fall.
Also, was dog mode enabled which keeps the cabin cool automatically? This doesnât seem to be the problem OP thinks it is and not enough details were provided for the amount of ragebait people clutching their pearls hoped for. Correct me if Iâm wrong here but this screams nothing burger. Sounds like OP was exactly who those bumper stickers were about, and OP just self-owned. đđ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
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u/Ok-Butterscotch-5786 3h ago
If we're doing critical thinking, why are they only plowing between the signs? Surely it would make more sense to plow the whole street?
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u/Elluminated 2h ago
They arenât just plowing between the signs. They are trying to prevent gaps that later turn into people slipping down the ramps or into the street uncontrollably, which are the most-used parts of crossing locations. When I lived in Vermont, fines were literally 3x for parking at ramps on a plow day than the shear curbs like this one.
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u/andrey_not_the_goat 13h ago
I have a neighbor with a "think, it's not illegal(yet)" sticker on their Tesla. The charging cable is always coiled when their car is plugged in. Not much thinking there.
Also, as much as I dislike Teslas, they still have the best and only proper dog mode for their vehicles.
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u/pwrof3 12h ago
âAnti Elon Tesla Clubâ
Itâs called just sell your Tesla.
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u/DirtyRoller 11h ago
That's not always financially viable. If the owner of Hyundai suddenly came out as a fascist dictator, I'm not just going to sell my fully paid, low mileage, 3 year old car for a loss, and then take out a high interest loan to cover upgrading to something else. That would just be financially stupid.
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u/Most-Road-5366 11h ago
My friends are very anti-Elon, but they bought their teslas well before. Absolutely no reason for them to sell the car they paid off and get into debt to get a new vehicle that will cost them a ton of money just to prove a point. Their Teslas are already paid off no one is making money off of them
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u/Electromagneticrite 12h ago
It's very clear that the no parking between signs only applies during the times stated because of the night plow route.
What's midly infuriating is how few people can decipher simple roads signs and point out that the Tesla 100% legal.
Also, if somebody else's parking that has no affect on you whatsoever infuriates you, you have major issues.
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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 11h ago
why are you all so incorrect about this?
parking between the "no parking between signs" is never allowed, anytime. this is to not block the sidewalk access.
parking is also restricted on the entire road tuesday night/morning to allow for, presumably, trash collection and street sweeping.
and also restricted on the entire road from Dec1 - Mar1 to allow for snow removal
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u/bwyer 10h ago
Because the way the signs are laid out makes zero sense.
You can't combine a sign that covers a short distance with a sign that covers the entire road on the same pole and expect it to be interpreted that way. The scope of the sign that has the times on it is ambiguous. If you don't believe me, read the rest of the comments.
Having said that, I suppose a driver handbook probably explains the scope of no parking signs. The issue is that, unless you spend a lot of time in areas where parking is restricted, those rules are not widely known.
As an example, I rarely go downtown (which is where this stupidity is widely used), and if I do I avoid parking on the street because the signs are so unintuitive. Talking to other people that regularly spend time downtown, they think I'm silly and that the signs are quite clear.
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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 8h ago
i hear you, but the fact that they are separate signs instead of one larger sign is how you know they are independent of each other, except when stated otherwise.
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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 13h ago
I can't quite read the signs but it seems like they are saying no parking there during certain periods of time? And if you took this then it's not between December and March so?
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u/uwill1der 13h ago
no. The whole block is a night plow route between Dec-March.
The between signs spot is specifically to keep the walkway open at all times
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u/Pencil161 13h ago
There are two sets of signs.
The top ones read: "No Parking Between the Signs" with no restrictions on dates or times. The car is parked between those two signs.
The lower signs are winter restrictions for the rest of the block.
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u/ARSCON 12h ago
Why is it so hard for this comment section to understand that the âno parking between signsâ is separate from the additional no parking sign. Critical thinking really is needed here.
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u/CapitalEmployer 12h ago
Because the sign is dumb as fuck and confusing for no reason there is a reason why civilized countries invented better signs and hear me on this one, fucking road marking to show the zones where it's always forbidden to park. Crazy I know.
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u/Plutonium239Mixer 13h ago
1: Parking is only restricted based on time and day 2: Teslas are capable of remaining locked and maintaining appropriate temperatures for a pet left in the vehicle.
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u/digidave1 12h ago
You misinterpret that sticker. 'Ceitical thinking' means 'do whatever you want, it's fine, who's gonna stop you?'
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u/ReadingLion 9h ago
They are from Minnesota. They probably learned to drive at the Quality Learing Center.
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u/Opposite_Criticism15 12h ago
Pretty much exactly what I would expect from someone who would put lame stickers on their car like that.
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u/MeteoricOrbs 11h ago
If theyâre a âfascistâ for owning a Tesla then I must be a slave owner because I eat chocolate and a sweatshop owner because I buy cheap clothes
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u/o_uinn 13h ago
â2AM -7Amâ for âNight Plow Routeâ
Seems like OP the one who cant read. Not the liberal tesla owner.
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u/___NotMyName___ 12h ago
And what does the sign directly above that say?
It's like people that get more than one text and don't have a long enough attention span to respond to the full series of messages.
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u/Rich-Wrap-9333 13h ago
I would bet a lot of money that this photo was not taken between 2 and 7 AM, between Dec 1 and March 1. Stop calling people fascists when the truth is that itâs your literacy issue at play here.
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u/maybebaebea 13h ago
OP already explained that it's no parking between the signs every day. No parking on the block at certain times
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u/gidgetgoeshawaii 13h ago
You are correct it wasn't taken then! But the two no parking signs are always applicable.
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u/Successful-Shock8234 13h ago
K but how are you going to assume someone with a âanti-elonâŚâ sticker is a fascist? I mean, by all means, I love watching the left eat their own, but⌠why?
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u/___NotMyName___ 13h ago
It says a lot that the people most likely to attack others don't read and have no concept of simple fact or rules.
I on the other hand am dyslexic, so I get a pass lol.
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u/wstsidhome 12h ago
Did someone really lock up a lime scooter to that pole? Sure lime would just use bolt cutters, right?
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u/MuJartible 12h ago
"Tuesday 2AM - 7AM Dec 1- Mar 1"
"Night plow route".
Are these signs related to "no parking between signs"?
(I don't know in your country, in mine if two signs are on the same pole, they are related each other, like a speed limit + highway exit meaning that limit only applies for people taking that exit, for example).
When has the photo taken...?
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u/phoward8020 12h ago
Critical Thinking !== Keen observational skills
Also, I havenât read the thread but it it hasnât already been mentioned, thereâs absolutely no problem with leaving a dog in a Tesla, even on a hot day, as long as you leave the A/C on for him/her.
I used to see handwritten signs in the driverâs side windows saying, âPlease donât break my window again! The dogâs just fine!â
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u/pixiedust99999 12h ago
Itâs Saint Paul. In my experience, theyâll be ticketed soon. I got a ticket after being away from the car for 10 minutes for parking too far from the curb (it was winter, a low profile car and I didnât want to get it stuck in the snow)
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u/terminal_nervoso 11h ago
Iâm surprised there isnât one of those âwe bought this before Elon went crazyâ stickers on it
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u/OrbitalVsatt 10h ago
Op is a dumbass, a âfascistâ itâs clearly a liberals car with those stickers đ
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u/raginasian47 9h ago
The signage is fucking horrible. As someone who doesn't live there I have no idea what the parking rules are and would just not park there at any point. Just treating it as if it's no parking all the time would be the intelligent thing to do.
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u/Elluminated 4h ago
The sign says between 2am and 7am, Tuesdayâs December 1 to March 1, this looks to be outside that window being no snowplows required in fucking summer/fall.
Also, was dog mode enabled which keeps the cabin cool automatically? This doesnât seem to be the problem OP thinks it is and not enough details were provided for the amount of ragebait people clutching their pearls hoped for. Correct me if Iâm wrong here but this screams nothing burger. Sounds like OP was exactly who those bumper stickers were about, and OP just self-owned. đđ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
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u/BlizurdWizerd GREEN 7h ago
The other stickers directly contradict the critical thinking sticker, soâŚ
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u/YukiPants22551 6h ago
Those bumper stickers are the complete opposite of what fascism stands for btw
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u/Elluminated 4h ago
The sign says between 2am and 7am, Tuesdayâs December 1 to March 1, this looks to be outside that window being no snowplows required in fucking summer/fall.
Also, was dog mode enabled which keeps the cabin cool automatically? This doesnât seem to be the problem OP thinks it is and not enough details were provided for the amount of ragebait people clutching their pearls hoped for. Correct me if Iâm wrong here but this screams nothing burger. Sounds like OP was exactly who those bumper stickers were about, and OP just self-owned. đđ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
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u/Bittybellie 3h ago
Teslas have something called dog mode so leaving the dog in the car is fine. Itâs temp controlled and the app will show the interior camera to keep an eye on pets
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u/No_Education_8888 3h ago
Anti Elon Tesla club? What the fuck is that? You gave his company $35,000+ if it was bought new
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u/DoomEmpire 1h ago
Pretty sure that they are claiming they hate fascists too with the Anti-Elon sticker, but please explain how any of it makes them fascist.










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u/thatgirlzhao 13h ago
I mean, theyâre not wrong. We do need critical thinking and theyâre showing us why