Got into a dumb 10 minute argument about whether the ACL and Achilles are the same thing or not. My idiot friend forgot to crop his screenshot before sending it to me...🤦

[u/Elegant-Mode9005]

[u/-Fergalicious-]

English is fucking stupid. I did this at a bar the day i turned 21 and the old bartenders confused face and then pouring action is locked in my brain forever. 

He legit thought I was too stupid to drink beer. 

[u/IAmNotNathaniel → u/-Fergalicious-]

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?

Others may stumble but not you
On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.
Well done! And now you wish perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead, it's said like bed, not bead-
for goodness' sake don't call it 'deed'!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(they rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth, or brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there's doze and rose and lose-
Just look them up- and goose and choose,

And cork and work and card and ward
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart-
Come, I've hardly made a start!

A dreadful language? Man alive!
I'd learned to speak it when I was five!
And yet to write it, the more I sigh,
I'll not learn how 'til the day I die.

• Gerard Nolst Trenite (I think)

[u/XyzzyPop → u/-Fergalicious-]

The English language is very old and has many words borrowed from different places at different times - much older than any country that needs you to be 21 to drink.

[u/-Fergalicious- → u/XyzzyPop]

Many words in common usage were rewritten once already. Many my Webster himself if memory serves