r/melbourne • • Aug 31 '26

Light and Fluffy News I attempted to walk around the entirety of Phillip Island in a day so you don’t have to - AMA

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Here’s the Strava link (because if it’s not on Strava, it didn’t happen).

https://strava.app.link/O1cUwOc325b

Wanted to do a bit of a self contained adventure. This seemed as doable as any. I made a point to not trespass nor intrude into any fragile conservation areas, but otherwise kept as hard to the coastline as possible.

Plenty of highs and lows. Plenty of lessons learned.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely the fuck not.

Ask me anything. Or don’t, I don’t really mind.

r/melbourne • • Jan 07 '26

Light and Fluffy News On a scorching hot day, this really helps. Thanks Woolies.

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r/melbourne • • Jul 23 '26

Light and Fluffy News Woke up as a citizen today 🇦🇺💐

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I became an Australian citizen! 🇦🇺

The ceremony was lovely. You could tell a lot of thought and effort had gone into making it feel special. I didn’t think I’d be excited going in, but I walked out with a huge smile on my face.

I moved to Melbourne a few years ago, and this city has completely won me over. The coffee definitely helped, but it’s the people who made it feel like home.

I’m still a bit shy and don’t know a lot of people here yet, but I’m looking forward to building a great life here with my little family, making friends, and feeling even more at home.
Thank you to everyone who makes Melbourne such a welcoming place. I’m so happy to officially call Australia home.

I guess I’ve officially earned the right to complain about Melbourne’s weather. Now I just need to stop saying sorry when someone else bumps into me. 😄

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Wow, I wasn’t expecting this post to get so much love. 🥹 Thank you to everyone for the congratulations and kind wishes… they’ve genuinely made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
And to everyone currently on their citizenship journey: good luck! I hope your approval and ceremony come through soon. 🇦🇺❤️

r/melbourne • • 18d ago

Light and Fluffy News After 6 years finally made this milestone!

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Been living in Australia for just over 6 years, started donating in 2020, I have spent countless hours in the chair 💯 worth every minute.

r/melbourne • • Aug 26 '26

Light and Fluffy News Finally got the little blue book 🇦🇺

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I’m now the proud owner of an extremely expensive little blue booklet that apparently needs to be handled like it’s made of tissue paper.

And the best part? Once I finally work up the courage to take this precious thing out of the country, leaving Australia is going to cost me another small fortune. 😂

Australia really said you may have the passport, but travelling is a separate subscription. 😂

Anyway, very happy to finally have it. 🇦🇺

r/melbourne • • 8d ago

Light and Fluffy News No matter how much you love long walks on the beach, there’s always someone who loves them more than you. So yesterday I did the longest beach walk I could - AMA

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Wanted to tick off a sandy century and figured the easiest route would be stick to the bay and foreshore. Walked +100 of beach from Mentone to Point Nepean and back around to Sorrento.

Started walking at 1:45am, finished 10:15pm Sunday 27th September.

Average pace was 11:11min/km with about an hours break over the course of 20.5 hours.

Strava link below so you can peak the stats:
https://strava.app.link/3SO11TjUM6b

r/melbourne • • Aug 23 '25

Light and Fluffy News Melbourne coffee getting some kudos.

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r/melbourne • • May 21 '25

Light and Fluffy News Celebrating my citizenship ceremony by running the shape of Australia

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Made a post before but forgot to attach the map - brain not braining

r/melbourne • • Feb 23 '24

Light and Fluffy News Milk prank update

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r/melbourne • • Sep 27 '25

Light and Fluffy News Snoop Dogg accepted an invitation from a Werribee South school to collaborate on a track

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r/melbourne • • Jul 16 '26

Light and Fluffy News Melbourne compared to small nations and states around the world

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Website used is thetruesize.com, shows countries true size accounting for the curvature of the earth

r/melbourne • • Oct 31 '24

Light and Fluffy News My Experience with Jury Duty in Melbourne in 2024

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Hi all,

I recently completed jury duty here in Melbourne, and I thought I'd share my experience, as some of my questions weren't easily answered online. Plus, a few things seem to have changed since previous posts.

The Jury Duty Summons:

I received my summons to appear at the County Court for service in August, went to the Juries VIC portal, and accepted. After filling out my details, I was summoned to appear in early October.

First Day of Jury Duty:

I arrived at 8:30 AM and brought my Steam Deck to pass the time. The County Court’s waiting area is spacious and comfortable, with complimentary Arnotts cookies biscuits, tea, coffee, and a few vending machines with reasonably priced snacks. There’s even a pool table, though I didn’t see anyone use it.

At 10:30 AM, we were called to the main room, and jury numbers were read aloud. My number was called, and I joined a group of about 30 jurors who were led into a courtroom for empanelment.

Empanelment Process:

In the courtroom, we sat in the public section as the judge read out the case details. It was a criminal case, so the judge listed the charge, names of the accused, alleged victim, witnesses, and legal teams. Juror numbers were called, and each of us said either “Excuse” or “Present.” If you knew anyone involved in the case, you’d be excused. You could also request an excuse if you felt you couldn’t be unbiased. If so, you wrote down your reason, which was passed to the judge for consideration. Several jurors were excused this way.

Then, jurors were called to the back, one by one, and walked past the accused toward the jury box. During this, the accused could challenge up to three jurors without giving a reason. I was chosen without a challenge.

Once all 12 jurors were selected, the remaining jurors were dismissed, and the trial began with opening statements from the prosecution and defence. We were then dismissed for the day.

The Jury Room:

This room, located behind the courtroom, is where the jury gathers throughout the trial. It’s accessible from 8:30 AM to 4:30 PM, and judge associates keep it stocked with snacks, tea, and coffee. There’s also a fridge, microwave, and hot and cold water. While in this room, you’re allowed to use your phone and other devices. We often waited there while the judge handled procedural matters with the legal teams, which sometimes took 10–20 minutes.

There are private toilets and a secure lift that takes you up to the room so if you don't have a need to leave during your service, you never have to.

The Jury:

This part is always interesting since you don’t know who you’ll be working with. Our jury was mainly professionals aged from their mid-20s to mid-40s, plus a retiree who was a joy to speak with. We got along well, sharing personal stories and getting to know each other. After two days, we nominated a foreperson who’d served twice before and was skilled at guiding conversations. Everyone was respectful, and there were no strong personalities or wild theories. It made for a positive atmosphere.

Deliberations:

Once all testimony and evidence is given, you are sent back to deliberate to reach a verdict. This will always be the most emotional and heated time so having someone to help guide it, as our foreperson did, really made a difference. We were back late most days and had to take an oath at the end of the day to state that we would not discuss it outside of the court room.

The Final Day:

After delivering our verdict, we had a final lunch and then debriefed at a nearby pub. We all got along so well that we started a WhatsApp group to stay in touch.

Lunch:

Lunch arrangements were a bit unclear at first. You need to bring your own lunch each day or buy it nearby, as meals aren’t provided, except during final deliberations when you can’t leave the room.

During deliberations, you are provided sandwiches and drinks. The sandwiches were actually quite good, and I quite enjoyed them. You can bring in food from home though if that is not up to your standard.

Pay:

Jurors are paid $40 per day for the first six days, including your first day even if you’re dismissed. After six days, it increases to $80 per day, paid every Thursday.

Work then pays the difference between what Juries VIC pays you and your salary. If you are self-employed, this can be a reason that you can excuse, or defer, your service when you are originally summoned.

My Overall Opinion:

I’m big on civic duty, and this was my first jury duty experience. I enjoyed it and felt the importance of the process. If you get the chance to serve, I recommend doing it—it’s one of the rare times your opinion truly matters beyond yourself. Would I do it again? Absolutely. While I’m automatically excluded for three years, I might remove myself from the exclusion in a few months. Whether or not I’m ever called up again, I’d be glad to use this experience to help guide another jury.

I’ll update this post if I think of more, and feel free to ask any questions!

EDIT: Thanks all for your questions. I have enjoyed answering them and will continue to do so however I am stepping away for the day. If you do have questions, please click here to review what I have answered in Q&A Mode and if you don't find your answer, please ask away and I will endeavour to get back to you :)

Also discovered that Juries Victoria have a Reddit account that is semi-active. It's worth while reading the account history for some interesting details too! Shout out to /u/Juries_Victoria

r/melbourne • • Dec 11 '23

Light and Fluffy News Just received my Christmas bonus from the company…

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r/melbourne • • Feb 08 '24

Light and Fluffy News WHO is in charge of marketing at ALDI?? 😂😂😂

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r/melbourne • • Feb 14 '26

Light and Fluffy News In a strange use of free will on this beautiful Valentine’s Day I decided to walk the CBD grid.

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I’m sure this isn’t all that unique and many people before me have done this, but I was just curious to see how long it would take and the weather is nice 🤷

Start to end:

I started from the corner of Flinders/Spencer, walked up to Spring, down Collins, up Bourke, down Lonsdale, up LaTrobe to Spring.

Then I did the cross section, down Spring, back up Exhibition etc etc till I ended up back where I started.

Learnings:

  1. I seem to always forget just how hilly the CBD actually is, why do I never remember this?

  2. Melbourne in the CBD at least starts their day pretty late. I kicked this off bang on 7am, and between 7-9, the only people around were people arriving or leaving their hotel, construction, road workers, and other people doing a bit of exercise.

  3. The new Lune on Spencer St had a line of roughly 30-40 people out the front waiting to get in. I’ll never understand this fascination.

  4. It makes me really sad that interstate and international travellers getting the sky bus have their first introduction of Melbourne exiting an area between Southern Cross station and the TAB near Coles on Spencer. While the station itself I don’t think is too bad, it’s just not a very nice area (in my opinion).

  5. The Melbourne cleaning crew are the MVP’s, there was a decent amount of trash from late Friday and they were all working hard.

  6. So much smashed glass out the front of pubs.

  7. I only saw two spew patches, thought I’d see more.

  8. It was really nice seeing the State library and Parliament not covered in posters for varying things. They really are beautiful buildings.

  9. The off track parts you see on the grid are having to walk around blocks roads for road works on construction, there seems to be heaps!

  10. The Lune on Russell had the same amount of people waiting to get in.

I think there was more but I kinda stopped thinking about anything two hours into the walk.

The screenshots are from the Garmin app where I was tracking this with my watch and the other is Strava, was curious to see the difference between the two, but I accidentally tagged the Strava walk as a bike ride. Not sure if that messed it up, first time using it 🤷

Anyway hope you’re all enjoying your day! :)

r/melbourne • • Sep 05 '25

Light and Fluffy News Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell refused bail as magistrate says he is a danger to community

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r/melbourne • • 25d ago

Light and Fluffy News It’s been nice to see so many visitors loving their time in Melbourne.

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There’s a lot of international visitors in Melbourne for the NFL game who have so many positive things to say about our beautiful city. In fairness, they’ve gotten lucky with the weather.

But in a world where much of our local media spends its time talking about how terrible everything is and how much of a shithole Melbourne is, it’s nice to be reminded of the positive view.

Has anyone had a similar feeling? Have you had any positive interactions with tourists recently?

r/melbourne • • Dec 01 '24

Light and Fluffy News Jacinta Allan announces the planting of 500,000 new trees in Melbourne’s western suburbs

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r/melbourne • • Sep 02 '21

Light and Fluffy News Victoria will become the first state in Australia to BAN the public display of Nazi symbols, including the Swastika

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r/melbourne • • Sep 11 '24

Light and Fluffy News I found it! The worst headline of the year so far

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r/melbourne • • May 11 '25

Light and Fluffy News Just finished running Sydney to Melbourne ~880km

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Only ever run a full marathon once before so I was completely under qualified for this jog.

r/melbourne • • Jul 25 '25

Light and Fluffy News This makes me happy

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Found in my local library. I happen to ran out of tampons

r/melbourne • • Jun 21 '25

Light and Fluffy News We are alright

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You know what, we are alright…as Aussies.

Today on this cool sunny day, I was at a playground/oval with my kid. On the oval, there was an African father kicking a soccer ball around with his children. Next to him a bit further down the oval was also an Asian father playing soccer with his kid. Near them on a picnic table was a Middle eastern family (I’m assuming as the lady had a headdress/hijab), having a small picnic, as the parents watched their kids play on the playground. There were kids and family from many other backgrounds (Europeans, Indians, etc.) there just enjoying themselves.

We were all the same in those moments, just enjoying the rarity of the sun in winter and making memories with our loved ones. All, most of us want, is to have that moment of a little happiness, even if it’s from that cool sun shining down on us.

I’m sure some will find a negative in this (as it’s human nature) but it was a nice day and what I saw was lovely reminder, things are not always bad.

r/melbourne • • Jan 07 '24

Light and Fluffy News At Melbourne Airport this morning

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Just thought it was interesting

r/melbourne • • Mar 23 '20

Light and Fluffy News Unbelievable. The effects of recent events and reduced traffic on the Yarra is so much that Liopleurodons have actually come back from the Late Jurassic period to swim. Stunning.

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