r/lovethissmug • u/Birchwood663 • 5h ago
miscellaneous reply chains where people keep saying wrong but similar words
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u/Wolf_of_Nome 5h ago
Wait... what's the instrument that I'm thinking of that the name sounds like mandolin? Cause I swore the name was mandolin but Ig I'm wrong.
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u/sustingus_jarona 5h ago
No you're thinking of mandrake, mandolin is that fictional plant that screams so loud that you just die when you pick it
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u/SlugCatBoi 5h ago edited 5h ago
Edit: Also, a malaprop is a swedish marketing company that operates over email
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u/BrilliantFly6117 4h ago
Nah, you're thinking of a mangonel, it's actually China's primary language
https://giphy.com/gifs/xSANJuoavQqCn3O4xG
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u/maybeSkywalker 4h ago
No that’s Mandarin, a mandolin is a fake person in clothing stores to display items
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u/icecream_is_da_best 4h ago
You're thinking of a manequinn, its actually a collection of living animals kept in captivity by wealthy aristocrats.
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u/ZeroNighthawks 4h ago
Pretty sure that's a menagerie. A mandolin is one of three large species of cartilaginous fish in the genus Mobula
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u/Nightly8952 4h ago
No, that’s called a Manta Ray. A Mandolin is a Celtic goddess of Death, War, and Fate
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u/LexiWhatWeGot 2h ago
That's actually the Morrigan. A mandolin is a small animal covered in keratin scales, also called a "scaly anteater"
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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad 2h ago
Sorry, but that’s a Pangolin. A Mandolin is a hypothetical alien lifeform originating from the Red Planet in our solar system.
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u/gunslinger155mm 2h ago
Nice try, but that's actually a Martian. Mandolin is a type of oxygen and iron binding protein, distantly related to hemoglobin
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u/LexiWhatWeGot 1h ago
That's myoglobin you're thinking of, friend. A mandolin is the part of the insect that they use to grab onto stuff in front of their mouth
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u/beegproblemzzz 28m ago
That's a mandible, dummy. A mandolin is a small noodle that is often paired with cheese sauce
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u/-xXgioXx- 4h ago
No, that's a Mannequin, you're thinking of the act of supporting and advising a less experienced person
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u/Solnight99 4h ago
no, that's mentoring. it's actually the forefather of modern genetics.
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u/ZeroNighthawks 3h ago
No, that's Gregor Mendel. A mandolin is the most densely populated borough of New York City
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u/Solnight99 3h ago
no, that's Manhattan. mandolin is the system of government with divine right and hereditary rule.
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u/ZeroNighthawks 4h ago
No, that's a mannequin. A mandolin is a very large, often triangular landform that is significantly higher and steeper than the surrounding terrain
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u/TotalyNotTony 5h ago
me and my dad do this during long car rides lol, good test of your vocab
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u/AwkwardLeopard587 5h ago
what's a vocab?
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u/Minti-Roze 4h ago
Its an enemy from undertale that resembles a tiny volcano
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u/Mini_Raptor5_6 4h ago
I actually blame charborg and criken for this because I have never seen this game done in my life until they did a video where they explained it and now I see it everywhere
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u/BlackLodgeDweller378 4h ago
Not to put these on a peddle stool, but this whole situation seems to be a damp squid.
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u/tehweave 5h ago
My absolute favorite version